Crusader fort thread

>be crusader
>feel bad for sins you didnt commit and join crusade
>run out of money before you even reach turks
>work as mercenaries for money
>dont get money
>chimp out and kill rape and pillage fellow christians for money
>kill rape and pillage Christian occupied Constantinople
>melt holy artifacts for gold
>still die to turk

>>737195288
Cringe thread? Cringe thread

>>737195288
The forts are nonsense, we attack and converse in the same location

>>737195288
Try this picture, I think yours looks more real though

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>>737195288

>>737195426
/thread

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Sukky my dikky
And ddod vooltz

>>737195764
bad dogo

deus vult

ahve maria>>737195913

>>737195288
OP is a nigger raper

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>>737196026
And thats good

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We are gaining ground

>>737196390
in what way?

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>>737196449
Our presence is noticeable enough for /b/ be be bothered.

>>737195288
love you guys...seriously
>deus vult
>seriously, my ancestors in crusades
but
>god.has.forgotten.me
...

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>>737196545
not really, a handful of people came in to troll you, doesn't look like anyone was "bothered"

but then again i don't expect religious zealots to understand such basic concepts as reasoning and logic, good luck with getting wiped out by other religious zealots

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>>737196683
You seem bothered, you need more of God in your life.

>>737196746
what makes you think im bothered? just pointing out the flaws in your reasoning and making a reference to the history you seem to be proud of

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who here wanna raid a yt channel today

>>737196844
:3
u mad faggot?
>get mad

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>>737196844
Your way of writing suggests that this attack on degeneracy is bothering you. Fear not! I have been in your place and I found redemption!

>be crusader
>hear about exaggerated muslim attacks on christians
>feel bad for sins you didnt commit and join crusade
>run out of money before you even reach turks
>work as mercenaries for money
>dont get money
>chimp out and kill rape and pillage fellow christians for money
>kill rape and pillage Christian occupied Constantinople for 3 days
>destroy timeless famous statues dating back thousands of years
>steal paintings and writings dating back thousands of years
>kill and rape innocent women and children
>slaughter the majority of the city
>melt holy artifacts for gold
>kill the same people you were supposed to protect
>oops.bat
>be excommunicated by pope for the fellow christian slaughter
>still die to turks
>end up in hell for your actions
>be spitroasted by pineapple dicked demons for eternity

>>737196899
k then
>>737196938
what do you mean by my way of writing? do you mean the fact that i disagree with you or the fact that i ask questions? these traits often rouse the anger in zealots irl so maybe it is you who is bothered? either way i have no interest in a god that shows no mercy or love for the things he makes, if there is anything i have learned from Christianity, Judaism and Islam it's that people like me are strung up for little to no reason at all, but only by violent zealots such as the crusaders and terrorists

Let us pray a new prayer Crusaders.

> O dear Jesus, protect us from the lies, which offend God.
> Protect us from Satan and his army
> Help us to love You more.
> Sustain us in our battle.
> Defend us in our faith.
> Lead us to Your refuge of safety.
> Help us stand up and defend Your Holy Will.
> Strengthen our resolve to be Your true disciples.
> Give us courage.
> Give us confidence.
> Guide us on the path of Truth.
> Defend us against the enemy.
> Pour Your Graces of Protection over us.
> Help us to avoid temptation.
> Bring us closer to Your Sacred Heart.
> Help us to remain loyal to You at all times.
> Amen.

>be crusader
>hear about exaggerated muslim attacks on christians
>feel bad for sins you didnt commit and join crusade
>run out of money before you even reach turks
>work as mercenaries for money
>dont get money
>chimp out and kill rape and pillage fellow christians for money
>kill rape and pillage Christian occupied Constantinople for 3 days
>destroy timeless famous statues dating back thousands of years
>steal paintings and writings dating back thousands of years
>kill and rape innocent women and children
>slaughter the majority of the city
>melt holy artifacts for gold
>kill the same people you were supposed to protect
>oops.bat
>be excommunicated by pope for the fellow christian slaughter
>still die to turks
>be remembered as one of the biggest screwups in human history
>end up in hell for your actions
>be spitroasted by pineapple dicked demons for eternity

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>>737197143
Your wording. I sense anger.

>>737197176
Us as believers must ensure those who have fallen to rise to glory as we have, and so we pray for their forgiveness.

> Jesus, save all sinners from the fires of Hell.
> Forgive blackened souls.
> Help them to see You.
> Lift them out of darkness.
> Open their eyes.
> Open their hearts.
> Show them the Truth.
> Save them.
> Help them to listen.
> Rid them of pride, lust and envy.
> Protect them from evil.
> Hear their pleas for help.
> Grasp their hands.
> Pull them towards You.
> Save them from the deception of Satan.
> Amen.

>>737197143
He's not actually a christian, he's just memeing.

>>737197240
you're senses are wrong then, though at this point i think your using your imagination as an excuse to deflect the content of my statements, so either you can continue in a civil manner that allows for actual conversation, or continue plying your simple ideologies on others
>>737197319
chances are good that you're right, but I've met people like this irl, and I'm drunk/bored

>>737197418
I gurantee they don't browse 4chan, certainly not /b/.

>>737197307
>> Jesus, save all sinners from the fires of Hell.
>> Forgive blackened souls.
>> Help them to see You.
>> Lift them out of darkness.
>> Open their eyes.
>> Open their hearts.
>> Show them the Truth.
>> Save them.
>> Help them to listen.
>> Rid them of pride, lust and envy.
>> Protect them from evil.
>> Hear their pleas for help.
>> Grasp their hands.
>> Pull them towards You.
>> Save them from the deception of Satan.
>> Amen.

Amen.

>>737197477
some do in an attempt to convert, and again im bored and drunk so it's not like im taking any of this seriously

>>737195288
>I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken.8 I keep my eyes always on the LORD. With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken

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>>737197418
Don't forget to tip your fedora

>be crusader
>hear about exaggerated muslim attacks on christians
>feel bad for sins you didnt commit and join crusade
>be led by bumbling incompetents
>run out of money before you even reach turks
>work as mercenaries for money
>dont get money
>chimp out and kill rape and pillage fellow christians for money
>kill rape and pillage Christian occupied Constantinople for 3 days
>destroy timeless famous statues dating back thousands of years
>steal paintings and writings dating back thousands of years
>kill and rape innocent women and children
>slaughter the majority of the city
>melt holy artifacts for gold
>kill the same people you were supposed to protect
>oops.bat
>be excommunicated by the pope because of the fellow christian slaughter
>still die to turks
>be remembered as one of the biggest screwups in human history
>end up in hell for your actions
>be spitroasted by pineapple dicked demons for eternity

>>737197812
not an atheist tho...

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>>737195288
dropping off some supplies for the fort
DEUS VULT

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>>737197890
What kind of heresy do you follow then?

>>737197984
Islam.

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RETURN /b/ TO ITS FORMER GLORY! RID THIS SITE OF INFIDELS!

>>737197984
technically only one religion is made up of "heretics" and that would be the pagan religion of the germanic tribes, but to answer your question I'm Buddhist
>>737198041
technically not heresy since it's basically the same god

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>>737186898

ATTACK. DESTROY THE HERESY IN THIS THREAD, LEAVE NO DEGENERATE UNTOUCHED!

>>737198114
nice b8, real old fags know that /b/ had no political or religious affiliation, we just did it for the lulz

>>737195288
https://youtu.be/3PLmGPeLsJY

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>>737198041
PURGE
>>737198133
I have no quarrel with you then.

>be crusader
>hear about exaggerated muslim attacks on christians
>feel bad for sins you didnt commit and join crusade
>run out of money before you even reach turks
>work as mercenaries for money because you didn't have enough to cross into muslim territory
>dont get money
>chimp out and kill rape and pillage fellow christians for money
>kill rape and pillage Christian occupied Constantinople for 3 days
>destroy timeless famous statues dating back thousands of years
>steal paintings and writings dating back thousands of years
>kill and rape innocent women and children
>slaughter the majority of the city
>melt holy artifacts for gold
>kill the same people you were supposed to protect
>oops.bat
>be excommunicated by the pope because of the fellow christian slaughter
>say fuck it and take territory from byzantines, without approval from the church
>still die to turks
>be remembered as one of the biggest screwups in human history
>end up in hell for your actions
>be spitroasted by pineapple dicked demons for eternity

>>737198476
then you aren't a true crusader, you must purge all non believers to appease you blood thirsty god

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We converge here in the Holy Halls of the Vatican,

He wills it!

Deus Vult!


Nōn nōbīs, Domine, nōn nōbīs,
sed nōminī tuō dā glōriam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9lVjZg-Kg

>be crusader
>believe in shit religion that says all humans are damned before they're even born because a guy and a girl ate an apple from a tree, and some dude who died on the cross is your savior for some reason
>hear about exaggerated muslim attacks on christians
>feel bad for sins you didnt commit and join crusade
>run out of money before you even reach turks
>work as mercenaries for money because you didn't have enough to cross into muslim territory
>dont get money
>chimp out and kill rape and pillage fellow christians for money
>kill rape and pillage Christian occupied Constantinople for 3 days
>destroy timeless famous statues dating back thousands of years
>steal paintings and writings dating back thousands of years
>kill and rape innocent women and children
>slaughter the majority of the city
>melt holy artifacts for gold
>kill the same people you were supposed to protect
>oops.bat
>be excommunicated by the pope because of the fellow christian slaughter
>still die to turks
>be remembered as one of the biggest screwups in human history
>end up in hell for your actions
>be spitroasted by pineapple dicked demons for eternity

>>737198581
I am here to purge degeneracy, is Buddhism degeneracy?

>>737199204
according to pretty much every zealous Christian I've met, yes

>>737198188
seems you haven't accomplished much, must be another crusade

>>737195426
>Turks
Wrong century, you sub-literate moron.

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Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day, our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power,
and the glory
for ever and ever.

>>737199662
>be crusader
>believe in shit religion that says all humans are damned before they're even born because a guy and a girl ate an apple from a tree
>hear about exaggerated muslim attacks on christians
>feel bad for sins you didnt commit and join crusade
>run out of money before you even reach turks
>work as mercenaries for money because you didn't have enough to cross into muslim territory
>dont get money
>chimp out and kill rape and pillage fellow christians for money
>kill rape and pillage Christian occupied Constantinople for 3 days
>destroy timeless famous statues dating back thousands of years
>steal paintings and writings dating back thousands of years
>kill and rape innocent women and children
>slaughter the majority of the city
>melt holy artifacts for gold
>kill the same people you were supposed to protect
>oops.bat
>be excommunicated by the pope because of the fellow christian slaughter
>still die to muslims
>be remembered as one of the biggest screwups in human history
>end up in hell for your actions
>be spitroasted by pineapple dicked demons for eternity

fixed

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Hey guys, can I join?

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>>737199711
Deus vult amen

>>737199811
an enemy of an enemy is a friend
an infidel of an infidel is an infidel
thus you are an frienfidel

Are we forcing ideology on the anon who comes on /b/ to post whatever they want cuz /b/ is like the free world everyone's allowed to post whatever they want I mean I hate the trap thread but they can post but it is your choice to choose to ignore the trap thread I mean sure there is board for porn but is not same as /b/ is like world with no law that what I like about /b/ but if you think that you can control anon right to post no people are going to have their own ideology sure your allowed to have your own ideology but you can't take /b/rother right to post sure there ideology maybe different from yours but if you just go on there OP just to shitpost you are no better than a newfag this is the new /b/ your crusade is stupid your are a bunch of oldfag acting like newfag trying to take back /b/ you don't like new /b/ deal with it.

>>737200123
it's just a dumb meme

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>>737195288
>5,000 knights begin the First Crusade
>1,200 make it to the Holy City of Jerusalem and laid seige.
>The Fatimid ruler had 40,000 soldiers inside the walls and 500 elite cavalry as well as deep wells and 4 years of food
>The Crusaders ran out of food within days and soon were dying of thirst
>To storm a fortified city the attackers must usually outnumber defenders at least 4 to 1 - the defenders outnumbered the crusaders 20 to 1
>The knights marched around the city barefoot for three days, praying for God's might
>Genoese ships came to Jaffa and the Christians took them apart to build 2 seige towers and then assaulted the city
>They breached the walls and the knights, still vastly outnumbered, stormed the city and TOOK IT!
And the saracens are still crying about it 1018 years later

>>737199793
>Be commentor of Peruvian Sidewalk Chalk forum
>Not know that Turley was under Christian and Seljuk control during early Crusades and that the filthy Turkroaches were still lurking under cabinets in Africa
>Also so stupid to not know the difference between the First Crusade and the Third Crusade
>Brag about stupidity on Serbian Watercolors Board

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I'll be following you okay?
Yuki, I love you!
You're cool!
Yuki looked at me!
So I'm happy!
I'll protect you!
Yuki!
It's all right!
I'll do anything!
I've come to help you!
Let's go home, Yuki
I've found you, Yuki!
Look at me
Don't worry!
I'm happy you asked me to be your wife!
What's this..
It's like a dream!
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Yuno will protect you!
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Because I've been looking at Yuki, see?
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Let's go home together, okay? Hm?

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>>737199283
You are not a priority right now.

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>>737200897
I'll be following you okay?
Yuki, I love you!
You're cool!
Yuki looked at me!
So I'm happy!
I'll protect you!
Yuki!
It's all right!
I'll do anything!
I've come to help you!
Let's go home, Yuki
I've found you, Yuki!
Look at me
Don't worry!
I'm happy you asked me to be your wife!
What's this..
It's like a dream!
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Yuno will protect you!
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Because I've been looking at Yuki, see?
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Let's go home together, okay? Hm?

>>737200629
>be commentor on croation type writer faq
>read commentor's comment about crusades that has historical inaccuracies
>comment on other commentor's historical inaccuracies
>not realizing its a shitpost on the shitpost board on the Macedonian local dick piercing advanced tips and tricks website
>look like a fool
>commit sodoku

>>737200964
>Be buttblasted turkroach
>spam glorious Crusader post with turk-ignorant shitpost over and over
>When caught claim 'only pretending to be retarded'

>>737201086
>be commentor on tanzanian lava lamp repair forum
>get your foolishness pointed out by other commentor on the Micronesian fish filleting and other cooking tips beginners edition website
>have the gall to act like your shitposting is above another shitposters' shitposting
>look like a fool twice in a row
>tweet about this to your bull
>get told to shut up
>feel sad
>turn to drugs to feel better
>end up sucking dick at a bus stop in san marino in order to fuel your addiction

>>737201402
>Posting on an Iranian miniaturkari forum
>Have blatant errors mocked, made to realize how ignorant you are
>Imagine what you are going to do to feel better
>Write it down as suggestion to other posters, not realizing it proves you're a turkroach faggot

>>737201538
>be recovering drug addict in rehab
>still violently ass pained over commentor on Djibouti glove weaving enthusiast website forcing you down a dark road for years
>steal a computer from one of the caretakers to return to the Lesothonion Funko Pop! repair and advanced tips forum to exact your revenge
>get assblasted again
>relapse
>spiral into depression
>now suck cock for free

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BROTHERS, I REQUIRE AID!

>>737195426
Fuck yeah

>>737202133
as a homosexual, don't you think you have enough AIDS?

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Hahaha! Yes! Drive the saracen back!