If 4chan had a king would it be Chris Chan?
>>737184987
No, he is the court jester.
>>737185043
And the village idiot
Would moot be God?
it'll be bailey jay
>>737185224
Girls can't be kings you fucking idiot
>>737185224
Kys faggot
>>737185209
Moot sold us
>>737185269
king and queen at the same time
>>737185269
kys faggot
>>737185335
Try harder
Nah
>>737185325
Didn't ask that and no
no gods no kings no masters
just mods
it's what makes this site great
GOD IS KING
>>737185390
Too retro
Ogre for president
Anonymous is the king. That's who's making all these posts around here right?
>>737185507
>>737185585
https://www.wired.com/2015/09/4chan-sold/
All true your new master is mook
>>737185589
No gays
>>737185821
Gay kings make best kings
Gary Faulkner has been, and will always be, the king of /b/.
>>737185921
Hmmmm my wife has been much happier since she got a girlfriend maybe you are right
>>737186029
who dat ?
This thread is gay post more ogre
>>737186338
Orge is too sweet i like a bit of danger
>>737186334
Asked /b/ what he should bring to go hunt down bin Laden, and was arrested in Pakistan trying to cross into Afghanistan with a broad sword.
>>737185360
Kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>>737186578
Not hard enough
>>737186482
Ah that guy, luckily i missed that thread so was spared the guilt
>>737186628
Weak-ass b8, m8.
>>737186734
>>737186768
You kids know that Maisie is just a modern day Natalia portman substitute for pedos right ?
>>737187069
Sorry that's Emma Watson
>>737187158
Nooooooo check the filename, easily the greatest movie ever
>>737187330
Leon the implied pedophile?
>>737184987
No, this is the king of /b/
Pic related
>>737186334
>no shoes
disgusting.
>>737187420
"implied" exactly the film is interpreted differently according to your own viewpoint my mom thought he looked out for her quite well but surely Gary Oldman stole the show ?
>>737187658
Oh wow film major mom yeah movies are deep
>>737187741
Nah just a mom with major jean reno sexual motives but thats pretty much universal
>>737187902
Is your mom a kid?
>>737185731
When did wired become all social justice?
Can't remember it ever being like that before.
>>737184987
No, it would be me
Check em, btw
>>737188057
Nope quite the opposite didnt have me until she was 37 and a self made millionaire
>>737188294
Through her expert analysis of film no doubt
>>737188232
Political correctness makes money these days liberals only look at stuff that totally agrees with the current vogue
>>737188378
No she sells shipping space
>>737188291
Ohai Chris, check what exactly?
>>737188489
Show us her dick
>>737188620
who my mom or the pic ? ( never shared a bath with a woman have you )
>>737188428
I wish libtards would just die :(. I'm sick of seeing shit like that wherever I go online. I swear, ever since internet on mobile devices became popular the content has gone downhill.
>>737188774
Both
>>737188776
Well yeah the higher the fewer i am old enough to remember the original Internet which was just computer geeks and pedos ( with a certain amount of crossover )
>>737188859
Mom says no and her clit is probably bigger than your dick
>>737189054
OK but how big is her dick
>>737184987
who is him ?
>>737189153
The feminine penis thread is 2 columns over and why did you even leave it ?
>>737188958
I'm not quite that old, but I'm old enough to remember when everyone had a fucking geocities page full which took half an hour to load on dial up because of all the fucking .gifs.
It was still nowhere near as cancerous as today.
>>737189312
Heard some guy was posting pics of his millionaire film critic mom in this one
>>737189522
Hah ! didnt everyone move to myspace cos it was quicker and less fussy ? imho universal communication has brought about a stultifying blandness to all things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
>>737189878
Punch the monkey, win a prize!!
>>737189657
Cant do it her girlfriend would get mad
>>737184987
No, it would be a KANG, you fucking racist!
>>737190033
Oh god dont remind me, there has been some serious crap over the years my cursor was a spider for so long
>>737190038
It should be KingCobraJFS
>>737190135
lol and msn messenger had custom emojis, except they were called emoticons back then, so whenever you talked to a girl it would just come out as random stars and love hearts and sparkly rainbows and shit because the basic bitches would just assign them to a single letter.
>>737190523
Oh god i remember the fucking screen was full of color and shit and you couldn't even tell if she was still there and then blackberry phones came out and everyone got one for chat but only drug dealers kept them
>>737184987
This is the King
>>737190980
hahaha yeah! I never got one though, I was too attached to my 3310. Didn't want to get rid of it they were invincible!
Then research chemicals started becoming popular and the next 5 years are a bit hazy haha.
There can only be one, and it's him.
>>737191713
Well 4.5 day battery life is important if you arent entirely sure what day it actually is ..... did you overcome the research or are you writing this from a static car in Los Angeles ?
>>737191931
who dat ?
>>737192124
haha best times ever. You could make so much money selling incense blends to headshops. I blew it all on motorcycles and getting high on my own supply though :(.
Nah, I'm a Britfag
>>737192381
Greetings fellow brexiteer i thought this was all a bit cerebral for a yank !
>>737192524
Feels good to have our independance back doesn't it old boy! Now if only we could replace Maggie 2.0 with someone competant we could make Britain great again!
>>737192802
True but i dont see any viable candidates ( when cotbyn says he will take all necessary steps for public safety that probably includes surrender )
>>737185269
Rofl so triggered that ya boy Bailey Jay is a King
>>737193003
Corbyn is a bit of a lefty, but I'm not wealthy so had no reason to vote Tory. On the other hand though he'd have only let more ragheads in to enrich our culture.
>>737193299
But its a religion of peace ! ( just like all the others ) i abstained this time none of the above etc but if boris ends up pm my plan is emigration to Iceland
>>737193650
Atheism is a religion of peace, just like all the others.
>>737184987
Disgusting. This is one of those retards who wants to have sex with lesbians. No. He's an old piece of shit. Truly disgusting. Never post him , however, there are some who just look and act effeminate and can't be anything else
>>737184987
Chris Chann is a very talented skater
>>737193889
no one ever killed anyone in the name of atheism even though we probably should
>>737191931
kek, manlet tears
>>737184987
Wouldn't Chris be the lesbian trans queen ??
>>737194470
Hello cuckpy