SECRETS/CONFESSIONS/ FETISHES/ RETARDED OPINIONS/ ETC THREAD!

>>737182101
when I was but a wee lad my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

I fucked the girl in OP's pic.

>>737182101
I don't actually hate niggers

>>737182222
That's fucked

I love fat girls. I love the way they jiggle when I fuck them. I love how easy it is to get them to do anything I want. They'll do anything if they hate themselves.

>>737182101
I tripfag on bant

>>737182457
every fat bitch will let you plunge into their asshole every tiem
fit chicks have more self-esteem

I fingered my younger sisters pussy when she was 16 while she was passed out due to meds she had to take

I seriously considered cutting my gf off from the internet because she was playing a game that had guys in it.
I'm also just getting more jealous and having aggressive thoughts lately and I fucking hate it.

>>737182629
Not just anal. I can piss on them, make them drink my piss. Rim me. Fist them. Slap them. Shove it in their ass without and prep or warmup and make them suck me clean afterwards.

>>737181529
>he began touching me in my sleep when I was 12.
>I liked it.

You here?

>>737182700
you need to relax anon
other dudes want your bitch because shes sexy
let her suck a cock or two. better yet, let one of the dicks be yours.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Fucked my Aunty (mothers sister) over the course of last summer while her husband was away working, started on a family holiday in Portugal.

>>737182457
>>737182629
>>737182920

if there is anything she might not be up to just remember it's usually easier to get forgiveness than permission...applies to girls in general

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>>737181951 (You)
>I'm very open about my interests. At least the less taboo ones.
Any of them know about the most taboo one?

>>737182933
I am! Also on kik if easier

>>737183075
one does. my BFF. He is into it all too. he's the one that wishes he met me before my husband

>>737183076
you gonna give a more realistic timestamp there?

>>737183201
this

During the last six months I've been fucking the 4 girls in my main circle of friends. 2 of them are cousins, 2 of them are friends, they all know each other. They all made swear never tell anybody about "us". They all hang out together. Neither of they know the truth. Not even my male friends.

Had to keep a stray dog in my room the other night to keep it safe while we waited for its owner to turn up; found myself disappointed it wasn't a male so it couldn't fuck me. I schlick to animal mating videos (dogs, pigs, dolphins, monkeys, but equines are my favorites) and sometimes I go to actual beast sites when I'm even more shameless. Went to a ranch with my mom recently and a donkey's cock came out while I was scratching him and I desperately wished I was all alone with him that day. I'd love to be at a farm and just let all the animals fuck me whenever they wanted. It's true what they say about white girls and animals. My bf sometimes jokingly says to let my dog lick my pussy; we say gross and weird shit to each other all the time but our humor is also the way we pretty much confessed our various incest kinks to each other, so maybe I'll get lucky again.

>>737183201
I'll use my camera so it's live, yes.

i have a loss of sanity around early morning if i have stayed up, around 3 am. I realize and think quite clearly, but it makes me want to die. I realize how its all quite pointless, how it will all end the same etc, its fucking weird that we are here and shit. we all are just fuckin pleasure seeking cows. Its fucking autism. I occasionally plot my suicide and get real fucking close, as of recently it was CO poisoning i was planning in garage, but i just dont know.

>>737183171
do you ever watch it with him or your husband?

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I've stolen over 300 bras from unsuspecting women.

The biggest size I've ever gotten is 34HH.

>>737183380
alright, that works. what kik?

>>737182101
so I think I'm bi or something like that. I've been what seems like attraction toward certain men.I'v fapped to gay porn on several occasions. this could be all in my head, so that' why I'm saying it here. I'm waiting it out until 25 then I might come out

I rape my dog regularly.

>>737183171
Has your BFF ever been active in real life with one?

>>737182101
I dated my girlfriend for one and a half year without realizing she was a trap.

>>737183331
ever been knotted before?
Which hole would you want them to fuck you in?

>>737183394
I avoid watching and read stories mostly on asstr. Reading rape survivor stories that go in detail is a secret pleasure of mine too. On occasion my BFF will have cp pics he got on a sd card to look at. We look at them together on a cheap disposal digital camera.

I honestly feel I'm hijacking the thread, lol. Happy to answer all questions tho

>>737183410
You're kind of an asshole anon. Not because of the theft, just because of how much of a pain in the ass it is find good bra's that fit, especially when you're that... well endowed.

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>Be me
>17
>At the place of my friend
>Im heterosexual (or thats what u thought at the moment)
>He was kindda feminine, skinny with a big butt.
>We were drinking and having fun with some videogames.
>Mortalkombat9aintshitbruh.jpg
>At that moment i did realize that he was being so comfortable touching knees and shoulders with me, being really physical with me.
>At some point he turned off the ps3 and put some stand up comedy shit on netflix
>Comedias tells a joke about gay sex
>"Its actually easier and better than you guys (heterosexuals) think. -he said
>Really?, Whats the difference between anal with a girl or with a guy?. That was me
>Now at this point he is kindda tipsy but still cool with the alcohol.
>Its way to different, especially if i want you to fuck me. He said.
>What did you say anon?... Dude listen i do like you as a friend, but im not gay.
>Now at this point he started to being really slutty.
>Suddendly out of nowhere he grabbed my junk (i was wearing those big ass basketball shorts, so it was pretty easy for him to put his hands inside of them and grab my dick and balls)and said to my ear: "i just want your cockin my ass"
>I was shock, we were just staring at our eyes. He started to take my erected dick outta of my pants.
>I was shocked, my heart was beating like if i was in a marathon.
>He started to blow me
>Its impressively good at it. (Not better than girls, but definitely on my top 3)
Cont...

>>737183534
not at all possible faggot.
post pics of ''her''

>>737183620
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

How the fuck would somebody steal 300 bras anyway?

>>737183616
What is your kik?

Also, see /r/rapekink, /r/stupidslutsclub

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>I made him take out his pants so i can see what im gonna fuck
>God tier bubble butt
>Wasnt even thinking well at the moment.
> I was very excited about the idea of fucking a man just for the heat of the moment.
>Didn't even search for the lube, spit on my dick and put it in.
>IthinkimseeingGOD.jpg
>Actually really good
>Best 20 minutes of my life.
>I did cum inside that tight ass.
>As soon as i cum my dick was still hard so he started to blow me till i cum again.
>Never saw nobody eat a dick like if your life depends on it.
>It was like when they killed robocop and he started to catch em all for vengeance. You could see the determination to finisht it on his eyes.
>Same case, different scenario.
>Continue drinking and playing like nothing happened.
>Eventually went home.
>By the next 6 months we fucked like once or twice a week.
>Highschool finished and never saw him again.
>Havent fuck another man in my life.
>Since ever, Everytime i have sex i do prefer anal.
>Tbh honest with you guys i dont even care what i am, i dobt feel gay because i couldn't be able to be in a relationship with a man because I don't feel atracted to them.
>I just like sex.

>>737183446
terrorax85

>>737183616
Yes! asstr is awesome. One of my favourite stories was about two boys getting into watersports with each other by the river.

And yes, I enjoy reading rape survivor stories that go into detail too. Nothing quite so intense.

You said you were into watersports, what do you like? I always like watching someone wet themselves in panties or leggings. Also, into scat or diapers at all?

>>737183721
hah, yeah. I skippe dthat part and saw the large bra and was like "that bastard. Those are fucking hard to find good ones of"

>>737183616
>Reading rape survivor stories that go in detail is a secret pleasure of mine too
so I'm not the only one. I've fapped to newspaper articles before if they're graphic enough.

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>>737183704
Very possible.

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>>737182101
I'm a crusader, haven't told anyone till now

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>be in second grade
>popular kid, everyone thinks im big and strong
>One lonely night, i had just discovered the wonder of blowjobs via the internet
>tell all of my friends about it
>the next night, i stay at my friend's house for the night
>me, him, and his little sister all get into a game of sicknasty truth or dare
>it starts off very tame, just simple little dares like, "oh i dare you to go call my mom a poopyhead!" or shit like that
>suddenly, things go very south
>and i do mean SOUTH
>"hey anon. i TRIPLE DOG DARE you to suck my peepee!"
>shit
>this is when the gears start to churn
>i ain't no homo, but i certainly ain't a pussy, either
>i give him the succ
>tears are streaming down my face while i suck this boi off
>i stop to take a breather and ask if i can stop
>"no. it feels good. give me more."
>ohfuckno.jpeg
>get the fuck out of there
>i run straight out of his house, and i dont stop
>i run and run and run and eventually get back to my house
>my mom asks why i left
>"oh, he got really boring."
>to this day, i haven't told a soul.

>>737183850

asstr is great. Anything 12 and under is perfect for me.

I love being pissed on and drinking it or pissing on someone else and thrm drinking mine.

The first time I gave a girl oral sex I was 9, she was 16.

>>737183990
So you're implying she never once had stubble on her face, a voice slip, a gay inflection to her tone, manly shoulders, manly hips, dick bulge at the beach?

You dated her a year and NEVER fooled around?
I want fucking details, and I want a pic of you two together to prove.

>>737183557
Never been fucked before but I'd let them knot me anywhere honestly. That one webm of Harley Quinn getting fucked by a dog that I saw here today was a fucking fantasy. My bf and I agree we want a German shepherd (would wanna be fucked by one of those the most) and hopefully it'll be male. If it's male, I doubt it'll get neutered since all men with male dogs I've known haven't gotten their doggos snipped.
Also I have a furry friend that likes drawn feral porn and we kinda imply to each other that we'd let canines fuck us, I hope he gets a dog I can visit one day lol

>>737184017
boys or girls?

>>737184390
strictly girls for asstr. boys are useless to me

pissing, etc anyone.

I've been having an affair for the past year.

Yesterday, i had sex with my wife in the morning.
Met my girlfriend for lunch, afterwards she gave me a blowjob in my car.
Then, had sex again with my wife last night.

I know i'm a bad man, a weak man.

>>737184145
Can you take a fist in your cunt or ass? Bceause a knot is fucking HUGE if you're not prepared for it. Also, you should get a rex from bad dragon. Pretty good for a dog simulator.

my 60yr old neighbor sucked and fucked my cock through a hole in our fence. she hasn't talked to me since

>>737184467
Ever made yoru husband drink your piss before? Or ever given yourself a golden shower and drank any? Because seriously, I wish I knew you IRL lol.

>>737183901
I'm a gentleman, I always pay women for their bras. You can sell them on Manyvids and Ebanned

into racially degrading chicks i know, kik is realestben44

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One time at a party, I slept in a tent with my best friend and one of her friends, who was a total slut. My friend was fucked up drunk, basically passed out. In the morning when i awoke she had her ass outside her blanket. I fingered her pussy and ass without her knowing. Her friend was also pretty drunk out so I tried the same with her. She began moaning and woke up, but told me to keep going. Long story short, that was the first time I tried anal.

I want to take my husband to a glory hole and force him to suck other guys off

I paid some woman who was 40 years old to suck my dick. She came to my college went to the 3rd floor student buiilding and sucked my dick in the large bathroom stall. She was clearly old and disgusting but she sucked me sooooo good. I regret it and miss it at the same time.

When my nephews, 8 & 10yo, stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf if they want to. They were here last weekend. Their parents are conservative jesusfags who try to keep them sheltered from the real world, especially when it comes to things like nudity/sex. Pretty sure gf is the 1st/only girl they've seen naked up close.

I also let them do other things they cant do at home like watch R movies and play games like cowadoody

>>737183830

gonna post it here?

>>737184504
Kek I can't even take a golf ball into my pussy to help my ovi fetish until I can get proper toys. I have a Nox coming from bd soon so I can see if I'm just in need of stretching or if my cunt is gonna be stubborn for even real toys.

>>737184145
Sauce on that webm?

>>737184603
he's drunk mime. i haven't drunk his. i had a guy piss all over me and fuck my face.
I've pissed and drunk my own on cam for an online dom several times

>>737183292
Pics? Story?

>>737184129
She's been using horomones for a while so no she doesn't get stubble. If she did I haven't noticed.

Her voice sounds just like a female and I'm not sure what you mean by a gay inflection.

She's fairly skinny so she looks more feminine than masculine.

In regards to the bulge it's not that big and easy for her to conceal.

We fooled around a lot. Just nothing really sexual for the first year and a half. I liked her and I didn't want to do anything that would make her uncomfortable and push her away.

>>737183383
Your philosophy is weak, and you're hyper extending a subjective interpretation...get over yourself and explore more of the world...faggot

>>737184780
Hah. You're gonna scream like a little bitch the first time you're knotted if you don't get ready. They're big and don't give a fuck. I mean, I'd love to hear your screaming, but I dunno if you're into that.

My relationship is kind of shit, and there's another girl who I could try going after who's like 10/10 times better than my gf, but I love my current gf way too much to give up on her. But I'm not really enjoying it either.

Sucks to suck.

>>737184504
Why does this guy keep saying this in every thread?

Most dogs don't have fist size knots, only the largest breeds do. Most medium breed dogs like Shepherds only have knots about half the size of a man's fist.

>>737184963
Post moree of her

>>737184840
Hah. So you're gonna give me your kik or skype so you can send me the vid you recorded of you doing that right? Because there's nothing like making a girl drink your piss and then fucking her throat.

>>737185236
Hah. Fair enough. It's just what i've been told, I haven't watched much beast myself, just with the larger breeds so Id on't really know much about it.

But she can't even take a golfball so it's gonna be uncomfortable no matter what I think.

>>737184641
Fun!

>>737184750
Ever touch them, or your gf touch them? Or let them touch you or your gf?

>>737185248
I'd rather not.

>>737185263
Yes it's true.

>I creampied my best friend since childhood after taking her virginity on her birthday when she turned legal after years and years of sexual tension/love feelings
>A lot of firsts that night
>decide to be together since it's basically a relationship already

Sucked my young cousin off when I was a kid. I ain't homo idk why I did it. I cringe everytime i think of it.

>>737185230
are u me?

>>737183447
what do you anons think about it?

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I like side boob

>>737182222
checked

>>737184837
Not sure, it was in the OP for a thread that started with "Hentai beast thread?" if it can be found in an archive
>>737185029
I like the "don't give a fuck" attitude certain animals get while they fuck, I want to be reduced to their toys when it happens

>>737185440
When they were younger I would help them but haven't touched them like that or anything now that they are old enough to do it themselves. Gf hasnt touched them that I can remember. She let them touch her pussy the 1st couple times she joined us. She showed them the different parts and what they did.

I get a Brazilian wax and I wish my waxer would play with me as she waxed.

>>737185230
Play the dread game, dread game in the manosphere/PUA community is when you start showing signs that you're interested in other women and show the capacity to pursue them.

This really fucks with a woman's mind (in a good way) because she suddenly becomes fearful of loosing you and women LOVE men who are loved by other women (which is called pre-selection).

Dread game can fix your relationship by forcing her to make much more of a investment into it.

>>737185833
Well, I hope you record it so you can show off your sexy self getting mounted by your dog! Also, I hope you get comfortable enough with it to let him knot both your holes at some point, I'd love to watch it happen!

>>737185614

Possibly. What sucks about your relationship?

Our problem is we never talk. And if we do I start it. It's fucking summer time and we rarely message each other. We never see each other irl either. Last message sent was 3 days ago, by me.

She also doesn't express her emotions well. She's more of a cold-hearted bitch, but she can be and really is sweet. She just portrays herself as a bitch. I don't get it.

Meanwhile, the 10/10 qt3.14 is like almost the exact opposite, and her body is fucking rocking, like holy shit.

FML.

>>737186197
do you two enjoy it? Do you and your gf talk about wanting to do anything with/to them?

so, i killed my friend's pet once...
>8 years yOuNg
>common sense was not existent in my brain
>you know what was existent?
>Tom and Jerry
>my autistic friend is dead ass asleep
>I am not dead ass asleep
>her "support therapy rat" is not dead ass asleep
>the family cat is not dead asleep
>Mr. Krabs I have an ideaaaaaaaaa
>Out of the kindness of my dumb little heart I think
>Tom and Jerry became friends in the movie
>surely I could reason with these fine furry fellows to become best of friends irl
>genius
>pure genius
>grab "support therapy rat" mr.squibble out of his cage
>go to hallway and set down in front of cat
>okay guys time to make friends
>the only thing made was mistakes
>Cat look at rat
>Rat look at cat
>I look at budding friendship
>Wait that's not budding friendship,
>that's cat putting its mouth around Mr. Squibble
>Sucked him harder than a thot taking popsicle selfies
>oh no
>Oh NO
>NO thot cat, no!
>Ran off leaving nothing but a smol tail
>Mr. squibble is relieved from autistic duty
>long story short I panicked, threw the tail into the cage
>I am a murderer, a rat murderer
>in the morning my autistic friend found the tail, and I told her they turn into cocoons sometimes
>never went back
>no idea how long she kept that tail

>>737186488
sounds like she's cheating on you bro.

>>737186431

Might try anon. Knowing her though she'd probably just get upset over it and not try anything.

Possibly worth a shot.

>>737186621

I doubt it, I'm her first and she's admitted she doesn't have experience in a relationship.

Maybe i'm just being a POS. Who knows.

>>737184840
So you can play witho nline dom's but won't cheat on your husband? Isn't that kind of a ocntradiciton?

>>737186488
>rarely message each other
>never see each other irl
>Last message sent was 3 days ago
dude that's not a relationship. thats barely even a friendship. the fuck are you locking yourself wholeheartedly into that for?

>>737186811
was in the same boat as you, thought the gf was too innocent but she fucked her one and only ex

>>737186995

Honestly don't know. Been waiting a year and a half for this shit to finally happen. Guess it was overhyped.

I know we both want it to happen but how it's happening is so fucking terrible.

>>737186991
we swing and play together. so not cheating but open relationship. i won't play without him and he won't without me so before the whole "open relationship so i cam fuck who I want" reply - he gets as much as I do and it's always together.

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>I wanted to see my wife fuck a big dick so we talked for months about it and she said no all the time
>after like a year of trying I came up with a plan ...I told her I new of a porn place that would pay 100,000 bucks for a good sex scene
>she was like 100,000 fuck ya ..so i found a big ass dick on cl and set it up
>he came to our house and fucked the shit out of her bare back and it was hot as hell
>I took vid of it too ...to this day she still thinks she just got turned down from the porn site

pic is her

>>737187285
oht hat's super cool! So what you're saying is if I ever meet you in real life I have a shot, lol.

>>737187270
you need more out of it right?
I dunno where you are in life but this shit is something you need to have an adult conversation about. ask her how she feels about how its going, ask her if it's what she wants in a relationship, and tell her about your needs. then you get to see the lay of the land and whether you should break up or try harder or just fuck each other sometimes while seeing other people.

>>737187395
only if you have a girl for him to play with or you're happy playing with him too!

I love fapping on omegle with girls of a questionable age. Gets me diamonds every time

>>737186592
It's fun imo, not in a sexual way but as a bonding/teaching sort of way, especially since it's our little secret. me and gf have thought about letting the watch us have sex but we havent seriously discussed/planned anything yet but it's something I could see happening this summer.

>>737187480
I play ball for both teams, so it's all good, hahaha.

>>737187453

Thanks for the wake up call anon.

I've tried doing it before, and I mean it worked to a degree, but still.

I think i'll talk to her irl about it.

I was born a human but since I was a child, I've had memories of past lives as a wolf and an Egyptian Pharaoh.

The memories were fragmented but since doing meditation, I can remember some more details.

I feel like I have held on to baggage from a past life,that needs to be resolved.

>>737187544
MODS

I act like an sjw but I really hate niggers

>>737186616
Autism is one hell of a...CACAW!CACAW!

>>737187888
Trips dont lie

A couple secrets I guess.

1) I had sex with a married woman, her husband was a firefighter, he found out and they went through a very violent divorce because of it. I intentionally left hand print bruises on her ass so he'd find out, so I felt kind of bad about it.

2) An online sexting/nude swapping friend I had talked me into letting her watch my family's dog fuck me on cam. For a while she said she recorded it and was going to upload it to porn sites if I didn't keep letting her watch. Eventually she admitted she lied she just didn't think she'd be able to talk me into it again and she had never cum harder than when she watched.

3) I'm really into loose pussy, and I don't mean "She's had sex with a lot of guys she's so loose", I mean the kind of girl that fists herself every time she masturbates and can fuck a wine bottle kind of loose. I always try to talk my FWBs into letting me fist them before I fuck them, but they all want to "stay tight because no guys like loose pussies".

>>737188179
>An online sexting/nude swapping friend I had talked me into letting her watch my family's dog fuck me on cam

How was he?

>>737188382
The dog? As good as ever, of the ones I've been with I'd call him "lazy", he wants it too bad, hops on, thrusts a few times and cums but he never knotted me.

Cums too fast and never keeps going after he cums, it's too bad. The others I've been with usually keep thrusting or want to go for a round two or three until they finally knot me.

>>737182222
the regularity with which I get quads is starting to worry me

>>737188879
or quints

>>737182288
Double dubs...
I guess you have said true

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my name is Anthony lasausse and i'm a dirty closet sissy

https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

>>737189079
those are some dirty soles for someone in the bathroom

>>737189066
So my dub confirmation it.

>>737182457
complete opposite, anon. i love anorexic grills. the more bones showing, the better

>>737182101
I'm a 6'5" black man with a 3 inch dick.

>>737188592
What breed?

>>737189166
Another dub))

>>737182700
Real advice. Talk to her about it, and sit in while she plays

>>737189194
Pitbull. Nothing amazing.

>>737182323
Why?

>>737182457
Anon fuck my sister plz!

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>737189604
post proofs

>>737182700
in Which game she playing?

>>737182700
Wtf dude and whats the next step? Making her wear a hijab? Shelterig her inside?

>>737189639
ok ill get right on it and post vid of us fucking. ooo wait a minute! you almost had me there! nice try!

>>737182101
I keep trying to blow myself but its so damn diffucult...

>>737183331
>My bf sometimes jokingly says to let my dog lick my pussy
Yeah we know)) Your bf already told us about that

>>737183410
You can sell it on e-bay dude))

>>737185519
Please?

>>737182101
I'm a time traveller. Every time I go back in time, I appear before myself. I rape my younger self each time. Each time I cum, I return to the present. I don't know why I do this, I guess I am doing it to work out the anger of being raped over and over by an older guy who looks like I do now. He appeared when I was alone, raped me and vanished after he jizzed inside me. I really want to work out this issue so I can stop raping my younger self and do something real when i go back in time.

2 weeks ago my friend/housemate got dumped by his gf. He was/is pretty distraught about it. any way, me and her fucked just an hour after they broke up and have fucked pretty much every day since. He has no idea, probably for the better

>>737187888
I felt like something of a army march in a Mercedes benz and some underground house

Girlfriends sister got drunk one NYE and admitted she was jealous gf was with me. Ending up sucking me off and I came on her dress. She's either pretending it never happened or was so drunk she doesn't remember.

Gf and I were going through a rough patch in college and I ended up fucking another girl for a while. Gf came to surprise me and she unknowingly sucked juices of side chick from my cock before I fucked her.

Most people around me think I'm some sort of sweet or shy guy which I genuinely used to be, things have changed for me drastically even though no one else really knows about it. I've done very vile reprehensible things that no one knows about but me. Yet everyone thinks I'm a good person, even though deep down I know I'll never be.

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most beta day of my life

>23rd bday
>go to friends house
>hes 28, neckbeard
>people come bring me cupcakes, neckbeard starts bitching about how they contain red 40 and are poison, they leave
>go out to the bar with some weird dude
>weird dude is the most beta person ive ever met in my life, 28, talks about how the only time hes gotten laid in the past 6 years is when he got raped every time I see him
>I want to go to college bar
>they say lets go to hookah bar first
>the first girl I see sucked my dick when i was 16, go sit elsewhere
>shitty irish folk acoustic dbag is playing ac/dc covers
>beautiful shot girl comes up to us, says to weird dude "Hey, nice hat, is that a fedora?"
>I sink into my chair, feeling so low
>Ask friends when we can go to college bar
>"After his set"
>I get them to buy me drinks all night
>ac/dc irish folk cover gives multiple shoutouts to me throughout the night, mentions how garbage dubstep music is (i love dubstep music), fakes an irish accent all night. Fedora weirdo is dancing and giddy in his seat the entire time, keeps talking about how this is "real talent"
>eventually we leave
>finally go to college bar
>get some drinks, go sit on the patio
>within 5 minutes neckbeard and weird fedora guy start bitching about how the bar is "too mainstream" and incoherent rants about how their losing brain cells based off the way people are dressed and the music thats playing
>I just wanted to go out and have a good time and meet some girls
>go back to neckbeards apartment, drink my entire 12 pack of blue moon and listen to fedora dude talk about how my ex-girlfriends boyfriend was one of his best friends growing up for 2 hours
>pass out on the filthy ass couch worried about bed bugs
>Someone unrelated to this called me at a different point of this day telling me they were gonna hook me up with some really hot chick, found out later in the night they were just fucking with me to be mean

i forgot about this til today, 2 years ago and still hurts

Visited a friend at another college and got fucked up with his housemates. Got one of the girls pregnant but she doesn't know who I'm the father. Living with guilt is cheaper than living with a kid. I like the kids pics on IG - it looks like my sister LOL.

gf's high school friend stayed with us a few months ago from out of town and brought her two daughters to stay as well, I got high as shit on their last night and my gf and her and her older daughter went out to a concert. The younger one stayed and started talking about foot fetishes and foot fucking. I've never been into feet but she convinced me to baby oil her feet and fuck them. I lasted about 5 minutes before seeding all over them. Still waiting for somebody to find out and get paranoid as fuck whenever they are mentioned

>>737183648
Go on anon!

The last few girls I had been with ended up making me feel like I'd never be good enough for a long term relationship and now I feel apathetic about everything. I found another girl, who, before, I'd have been head over heels for and now it's just kind of meh for me but shes madly in love with me and I'm not sure if i should keep it going or end it. I'm not sure if anyone will give me that spark at this point, but if it can happen it might be worth.

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, also were fuck buddies for a long time after.

>>737183808
I'm glad for you!

I made my ex fap to cp, she cried afterwards.

I used to live with my sister when I was a teenager, whenever I had the house to myself I would go into her room, put on her panties and fuck myself with her toys.

I'm pretty sure she knew and chose not to say anything, because whenever she was drunk all she'd talk about was sex.

>>737183065
Till she tells you raped her.

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>>737192017
Green text this please. Wtf

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today, also several times over the past week or so.

Shayne O'Neill is a pedophile

>>737182101
When I turned 21, I tracked down and reunited with my mother I haven't seen since I was 7. She was 14 when I was born, parental shotgun marriage, divorce when she turned 18, around until I was 7. We celebrated my turning 21. She kept saying how I looked like my dad at my age. We took a cab to her house. We kept drinking there. I gone into perv mode, triggering her memories of dad. She was still hot and I never really nurtured a mom-son bond with her. It gone a LOT further than I thought it would. I banged the crap out of her. I woke up first, woke her up by slipping it in. I sort of had to hold her down for that. She was REALLY reluctant to bang me sober. Needless to say, it really fucked up our new relationship. Haven't spoken to her until 3 years later, where she asked me for help raising our daughter. We now live together and my now 14 year old half sister don't know she's my daughter. Dang... she's looking a lot like her mother now and is giving me looks. WTF is wrong with me? Is this how hillbilly families start?

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I want 3 or 4 girls to dress me up in stockings and have their way with me, tie me up on the bed and use my cock any way they want, they would fuck and use my cock and make me cum inside all of them

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>>737192601
>Inbreeding causes birth defects and lower IQs
>Lies

>>737192017
The cp was you fucking your and her kid, wasn't it?

My husband and kids don't know but I've been having sex with our dog, 1 to 3 times a day, every day, for the past 3 years. I love the knot.

>>737192385
sick fuck

I make and sell moonshine. Quit my job in 2009 and have been "shining" ever since.
Already have a pretty big sum on my savings account and life is going well.
I also cheated on my wife probably 50 times with my own half sister before she ( my wife) left me for being "boring and depressing" kek. Hated that bitch.
Her divorce lawyer had no clue about my money, she got nothing but the old shitty house we lived in.

i have been obsessed with the same fictional character for 7 years and i fantasize about them every night being raped

>>737192779
psshhh, pics or it didn't happen

>>737192601
>>737192941
Are we related? lol

IM quitting this shitty ass website. FUck all of you

>>737192972
this is pretty soft core for here but it is shameful for me because the only reason i am so obsessed is because I'm literally autistic. I just wanna know what it's like to lust for a real human. But my stupid fucking autistic brain said no you are going to be fucking obsessed with this shitty character from a children's anime and that's that

>>737192693
I wish, pedomommies are hard to find.
>>737192210
Not green texting because it's boring, we roleplayed young stuff before so I made her watch some and she enjoyed it but the guilt afterwards got to her

>>737193410
You're comment just sums up degenerate /b/tard pedophile losers that this place is stereotyped for. Hang yourself

>>737193480
>You're comment

Can anyone verify if it's true that adderal makes you super horny? Someone mentioned that to me yesterday and someone I know has been taking it on prescription for several months. Not sure how to deal with it. Thanks.

>>737182101
im not racist and i support bernie sanders, not trump like i mention to people on pol :(

>>737193590
How about you make your own thread and see if it gets any replies, bitch. I doubt it. Your question is stupid as fuck

>>737193721
sounds like someone is a cranky baby

>>737192684
Sorry you never got to fuck relatives that gave you boners. Not everyone lucks out, and gets unlucky consequences.

>>737193590
>if it's true that adderal makes you super horny?
Yes, me and my sister (different dads) used to fuck pretty much everyday while in highschool while we were on adderal.
Get's the heart racing and the blood flowing.

>>737187321
well are you going to link the video??

>>737193846
Yeah, dealing with dumb fucks like you pisses me off. This thread is already a shitpost. How about you post your own and further the downfall of this shitty site anyways. Bitch

>>737194049
goo goo gaa gaa who's a cutie baby

>>737192913
u jelly

Me and my best friend took a gypsy girl to the basement of an abandoned building and fucked her, the fucking turned to violent rape, and eventually to a beating

We both injected her with 4 loads of cum each. In all 3 orifices

She was about 12

>>737194113
You're actually fucking disgusting. I'm guessing you're a FAS mutant or your mom was just retarded and dropped you on your head. You're the dumbest piece of shit I've spoken to all day. Congratulations

>>737194450
Turn your self in or kill your self. Both would be great. You're a fucking rapist, I hope your new celly has you dealt with

I caught my friend's wife cheating, and blackmailed her out of money and blowjobs to stfu. I enjoyed it thoroughly, and after getting bored I told him anyway, she was a cheap whore and deserved worse.

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>>737182101
Has anyone here ever done something fucked up sexually that's not incest or some underage shit? Has anyone ever fucked their girlfriend's mother or sister? Or fooled around with their friend's mom? Someone posted in one of these threads last week and told a story about how he had a friend in high school who had a big dick and he ended up fucking his mom, including in her ass and hurting her, so much so, that his mom had told him that she had fallen down and hurt herself, but he had hacked her e-mail/chat and read the messages between his mom and his best friend and his mom had told the friend that she couldn't let him fuck her in the ass anymore, because his dock was too big and it hurt her and she had to lie to her son about why she was hobbling around. The friend with the big dick also apparently got the guy's girlfriend to suck his dick 3 different times and came in her mouth twice and caused her to throw up from it.

There was another story posted a while back by some kid who was in his teens and he was staying the night at his friend's house, and the friend's mom passed out drunk, and he woke up to go to the bathroom and found his friend's mom passed out and he closed the bedroom door and jacked off and came all over his friend's mom's face. Then wiper her face off and sneaked out of her bedroom without being noticed.

Both storied were hot as fuck! Does anyone have any similar stories to share?

> Pic related: The MILF pic posted with the story about the kid whose best friend fucked his mom in her ass with his big dick

>>737194450
Romania?

>>737194512
Ok, she came back for more about a week later so suck my dick moral cunt

>>737194568
You're still a goof bitch. You're a flawed, fucked up degenerate rapist. How's it feel, bitch?

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>>737194459
come on, can't we be friends

I waited till I am alone, and bought two dildoes and a whole set of clothes from panties, make up, etc the whole thing. Then I smoked a lot of weed and fucked my self silly for many hours, I had liquids oozing out of my dick from the intensity of my ass pleasure, and when all was done, the next day I did it again, and on the third day I threw everything away and my gf came back on the 4th day.

I love her, and I'm hetero, I just needed to do that once in my life

>>737194610
Fuck off

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I use a fake tinder in an attempt to impregnate women

>>737194605
It felt pretty good, seeing her smile a week later and then having her ride me felt pretty dank thank you

>>737193590
man. sometimes I'll pop a few and do some serious heavy handed wanking. shits amazing.

I made my step sister suck me off and swallow for some ice cream it later became out secret/habit

When my gf’s away...

I sometimes like to wear my her tights or stockings and find a kinky sometimes older girl to message me and tell me what to do, makes me cum really hard and helps me keep the balance in other areas in my life

>>737194697
Tell em your method

I'm a girl, and I masturbate to 90% of the shit on /b/ including male traps

Are reverse beer goggles a thing? Like girls will get drunk and instantly think it makes them attractive? Stay in your lane, uggos

i best someone up till they became motionless on the ground, then i ran away with no idea if he's alive

>>737194819
>>737194697
>make fake facebook
>use unique photos for no reverse image search
>make tinder
>find desperate emotionally deprived women
>have sex
>poke hole in condom if the require one exist
>spread your holy seed
>delete all your shit
>repeat

>>737194808
>>737194848
We should message sometime, if you have a bit of a dominant side

>>737194886
Shit happens. O for 3 fractured knuckles now. Fuck enemies. No one fights fair nowadays and if you're up againt more than one than start stabbing. Being hung up on remorse is a waste of time, it is what is it

>Be me
>2014, smash bros just came out on 3ds
>Friend offers to buy it for me so we don't have to drive to game stop
>I agree, as its been a long ass day anyways
>Friend puts in credit card info
>Hands it back to me
>Asks for password, I put one in before he notices
>This guy doesn't remember to remove the credit card afterwards
>Mwf I've stolen about $400 worth of games from him and hes never suspected a thing.

>>737194934
Bitch I'll wreck you
I'll peg you so hard you'll wish I never ever stop

>>737194973
I could have stopped at "that" point you know brother?
There was a point where I just should have stopped

>>737195114
God...

>>737195075
I asked a rich friend for a 40,000k loan that I never paid back
He once told me to "forget about it, some day when we're old"

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece who recently started having sex.

>me 23yo kissless virgin guy
>best friend is asian lesbian living with me
>fml the pussy is so close
>her partner moved back overseas so they are ltr
>she was cool, we used to hang out a bunch
>older chick, like 30s
>all her previous relationships were straight
>one day some other girl comes over and we fuck
>brilliant
>what was the big deal
>fuck her once more then stop answering her messages
>onto the next one
>screw a gf now i just wanna fuck bitches
>confidence peaking
>go on trip overseas next month
>lesbian best friend gives me something to bring to her ltr gf
>"no problem friendo"
>travel to meet lesbian gf
>her place is out of the way so rent a couple of hotel rooms in nearby city
>old friends getting drunk together, talking bout girls
>"omg anon isnt a virgin anymore"
>im a man, baby
>more drinking
>girl texting lesbian best friend whole time
>"its late, she wants us to finish up for the night"
>lol friend too jealous, controlling from far away. nothings gonna happen she can trust us
>go back to hotel so they can skype goodnight. secret plan to keep drinking after
>waiting in my room, suddenly feel tired, maybe the night is over
>knock on door, girl comes in also looking tired, sit on bed together
>thinking of calling it off
>she pushes me down and starts making out
>omg wasnt expecting that. this isnt good
>"just for one night anon"
>moral dilemma. i shouldnt fuck my best friends gf
>we fuck
>wake up next day and fuck
>go out do some sightseeing, holding hands and flirting, great day
>back to hotel and fuck
>next morning she has to go back home
>best weekend ever
>mfw i remember i gotta face my best friend every day
>mfw when i realise what the gift was for
>we just fucked all through valentines day

>years later, no one knows

>>737195163
I don't even care what you look like, ill shave you down and dress you up and fuck you for hours with minor 5 minute breaks
Nothing gets me wetter than the idea of anally destroying a trap, you basically tickled me strongest fetish

I got a girl high and slowly and sensually fucked her asshole while she was fully clothed, just lifted the skirt up and made her ride my dick for about 20 minutes before shooting my load inside her asshole

The secret is her age

I sprinkle cocaine in coworker foods and watch them fight afterwards, juuuust a little bit of cocaine

When I was 20 I lived in a language school dorm, we once locked the door on a polish 18 year old who was drunk and fucked her all night long we made her piss in a tea kettle and drink her own piss through the kettle nose. I shit you not she was the filthiest nastiest whore I ever fucked, I still jerk off to the mere memory of it

>>737195207
respect

>>737195202
I'm sure my friend would have a similar reaction if I told him. I realized what I was doing was fucked up and I stopped pretty quickly. $400 doesnt feel like shit next to $40k. What'd you do with it?

I gave a kid heroin pretending it's vaccination

>>737195262
God that’s sexy

>>737195473
Post a picture of your spread asshole right now you demented little fucktoy
Obey

im that guy that always gets with his friends' ex's
i dont always instigate it, they pretty much always come to me
majority of the times they're extremely flirtatious with me while they're still together
it used to bother me a lot, and I used to hate myself for even flirting back with them or talking to them
now I just dont care

>>737195449
Bought a car, paid debts, and kept the rest for expenses

>>737194895
Damn. That's messed up, but kind of a cool thought that someone out there probably has more offspring related to him than Genghis Khan. May I ask, what do you usually type in your bios and what's the source of your "unique photos"?

I made a girl cum so hard she sharted, when she got embarrassed and went to the bathroom my secret is i licked the shitstain from the sheets in sheer lust. I don't know why I did that, heat of the moment I guess

>>737195262
The girls who have messaged before have all said how cute I looked, and you wouldn’t need to shave me, I’ve always had quite a feminine body, they’ve never done ass stuff though, they wanted to but I wouldn’t let them, and they were okay with it

The hardest orgasm I ever had was with my underage cousin

>>737195638
See
>>737195514

Stop pretending to be a sub, or deliver

>>737195514
You sound too rough for me, I dated an older woman once who tried to go there irl and she was too rough and it hurt

>>737195543
Pretty much what I'd do. Thats for putting this into perspective for me anon, never told anyone, but I might come clean to him.

>>737195713
That’s what I like to be like

>>737195262
You're so hot! Would you fuck two sissy sluts at once?

I work for a company that makes 80% of the posts on /b/ and let me tell you a secret, it's all staged. All the cuck, feminist, loli, trap, drug, anti religious, BBC threads. All of them staged to condition YOU to the new tomorrow

>>737195797
Bullshit

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>>737182101

>>737195717
Baby all I'm hearing from you is whining, you sound like you're all talk and no play. No one is gonna hurt you but if you wanna have real fun you gotta stop worrying about every single post I make.

Show me, and everybody else here what you look like
>>737195780
I probably could, but I don't mind getting some as well while we play, heck we can both dominate and switch

bifag here, when I was in college(18-20ish) i had a secret relationship with a super cute 13yo boy. it was an open relationship so we could fuck/date girls at the same time. we usually fucked a couple times a week

>>737195722
It's too late now, stop.

>>737194848
fuck ya chick me too !
I love the rely fem ones i like to think about there tits rubbing on me and they have a nice big cock to fuck me with ...SO HOT

>>737195907
It’s private

>>737195853
You best believe in propaganda stories
Yer in one

I've cheated on all my gf, including the current one. I love her but I can't help it, don't know why I do it. Not even for hotter ones, I just go for it. Always when I'm out of town or something, never with friends in common. I'm not on social media, I only give an email made for fucking around. No will ever find out, so I don't care.

>>737195960
Well can you at the very least take orders?

I want you to spread your ass cheeks apart and using your tongue type a post back to me saying "fuck me mistress"

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>>737193882
No I see the taboo thrill of fucking hot cousins and shit but having kids with them is fucking dumb.

>>737195997
Drop the email, buy a sim card and disposable phone
Both prepaid
Stash the phone, charger, and sim at work, or gym locker and only use it for texting new bitches
Call sometimes, but not too often

Do everything in cash, pretend you bought something to eat if she asks

I've been risk free for 4 years, fucked a metric fuckton of girls behind her back

Always, and I mean always have a solid routine or "gym membership" to explain the showers

Never fuck unless you can wash, dry, and iron your clothes before going back

Never do quickies, if you are going to cheat, it's an hours long process before and after

2 secrets, I don't brush my Teeth cause of crippling depression and my GF tickles the inner portion of my asshole as I fall asleep, sometimes it takes an hour or more.... also she is easily a 8/10 alot of people say more but im trying to be generously negative

>>737191715
>The last few girls I had been with ended up making me feel like I'd never be good enough for a long term relationship and now I feel apathetic about everything. I found another girl, who, before, I'd have been head over heels for and now it's just kind of meh for me but shes madly in love with me and I'm not sure if i should keep it going or end it. I'm not sure if anyone will give me that spark at this point, but if it can happen it might be worth.
it wont, and it's not.

I dared a girl to take off her panties in the park, she was a stranger. She did it but her dad beat me up hard a day after when he found out

>>737196369
Dared a stranger? and a day later father got involved??? but she was a stranger.... how did he know/find you...... trying a little hard to fit in aren't we you faggot?

I've seen a girl beat up another girl over Travis
Travis has a very big, thick, long dick that the whole town knows about.

Watching that scene explained a lot to me about female nature.

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>>737195576
I just take strangers pictures. I usually offer to suck their ass meat for a pic. Works every time.

>>737196421
I made the mistake of going back to that park the next day
And she was underage, is the puzzle solved yet in your mind?

>>737192779
shit you need help.I don't think that's safe , you can get infected or something

>>737196096
Sorry for being beta, I’m not very good at this, I’d need to build up trust,

>>737196479
The puzzle was solved by my previous statement.... i don't know how you could be so mistaken

>>737196450
Wouldn't taking strangers pictures make it easy to reverse google image search?

I had sex with that which I shouldn't have sex with

>>737196502
You're just not horny babe, that's ok forget about it

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>>737196540
You would think,but no.

>>737196543
it's ok, 6 year olds need love too

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>>737196543
A donkey?

>>737196520
Well you seem pretty confused about something as simple as daring a teenager to take her panties off, some people finding out, and said teen's father going to the park to beat the punk kid that made his daughter do something sleazy in public

How dense can you be anon?

>>737196603
I have to be in the mood for it, it’s so fucking hot when it happens though x

>>737196625
You don't understand, they ... actually have orgasms...

Was horny and curious once, so I went into the stable with lube

>>737196678
Dense? like going back to the same park the next day? and just not simply telling the father you have no idea what he's talking about???? I start to wonder if you're autistic

>>737196713
i know, i never claimed they didnt

I sniffed the butt of a cousin, made her go on all fours on a couch, pulled her black cutton pants and panties down and sniffed her

I then took my dick out and rubbed it on her asshole and buttcheeks, the feeling was so intense that I came buckets on her back and ass

I had to wash her up, and furiously do damage control before finally driving her home (I was babysitting her)

This started a whole saga of fucking and sucking

>>737196253
I've had a phone for a while, I just prefer texting or emails.
My gf never checks my phone or anything, not jealous at all, even the clingy annoying ones would not find anything if they looked.
Never check email on the phone, only on incognito mode on pc.
You can find my picture on google image search from some college shit, so I give fake name. I can even do a scottish accent from my parents.

Fuck around with litarally everyone and every type of woman, I don't care as far as you don't look like a 2/10. Have really no idea why I do it, not depressed or that insecure, I want a gf but also want to fuck other women.

Last work trip fuck a chub with a cute face and huge tits that gave me a diamong boner and fucked me dry. Don't think I'll stop so soon

>>737196813
Vagina tight as a keyhole, wet as a salivating mouth pulsing and squeezing your dick fast and hard as they exhale in a soft horny voice, you pump slowly and with every push your dick expands her vaginal walls and stretches her and she only gets hornier and more lost in your arms

(Older than 6though)

I'm a white collar professional in the finance sector and when I'm at work late at night I fantasize about a client coming by while I'm alone and taking advantage of that escalating to bending me over my desk pounding whatever hole they desire, filling me with their cum.

>>737196810
I was a dumb teen

>>737196870
Just keep those STDs in check

Nothing, and I mean nothing is worse than aids

>>737196942
OR as previously mentioned.... it's a fake bullshit story cause of your desperation to "belong" we can feel you perspiring from here.... just settle the fuck down and go back to lurking fag

>>737183331
Tf

>>737196936
Your daily routine is choking the inner whore that you harbor

You need a gangbang, and fast
Also, I would suggest you get rid of your significant other soon, you are only dragging him/her along when clearly you aren't sexually satisfied

>>737182700
There are literally billions of people out there.

You chose to be with her.

She chose to be with you.

When the commitment starts fading from any of you, the other one will know.

Until then - smooth sailing, man! Get that pussy on a regular basis, live out your life the best you can, while having someone to share things with until you don't anymore.

Take care, Anon. Enjoy life. Time flies and is very limited for each and every of us. You will not be younger tomorrow than you are today.

>>737183474
Dude...

>>737197019
Of all the bullshit posts here, you picked my actual post which is real and started talking shit
Lol you are truly pathetic anon

I babysat a nymphomaniac for 4 days straight

>>737197106
Try to cry closer to the monitor, your tears fuel me

first time using this

>>737196998
Condoms all the way.

I did tongue the asshole of that chub tho, ass was a 10

I met a player in an mmo, we chatted and when we got personal and close it turned out to be a very rich, powerful, and famous celebrity, at first I thought someone is fucking with me but then we Skype called and I shat my pants in excitement, said celebrity invited me to their villa and I went there later, at the 'gathering' everyone including the celebrity made fun of me and mocked me as a 'peasant'

I was given a bag of money to shut up and never mention anything, I refused the money and told the celebrity that I want to talk to her alone for a second, I smacked her on the face as hard as I could, jumped in my car and never looked back

>>737197230
>chub
>ass was a 10

I...am having trouble imagining that

Stole my best friends sisters underwear when I was at his house once, came in them, then brought them back. Also traded nudes with her and almost got a hook up out of it. My friends a nerd but she was a hottie.

>>737197276
Did she happen to have the title of MOM?

>>737197073

My SO satisfies me fine, thnx. Fantasies are nothing more than just that.

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>>737197310

I gave oral sex to a 11yo mormon girl several times, I was 15

Lets see, where to start... I'm male

when I was younger a kid on my street and I would suck each other off until it "tickled"

Around the same time my female, 3 years older cousin & I would oral each other

throughout my teen years I'd ass fuck any dog I was alone with. I'd jump at the chance to house sit for family or parents' friends who had dogs to either get my dick sucked or fuck them

I ass raped my mom's small poodle once and caused internal bleeding, it had to be put down. I really think the vet told my mom his suspicions of what happened to it (my load was inside of the dogs ass)

In my 20s:
I fucked a few married and/or passed out girls on 1 night stands or at parties & came in them. Didn't care, changed phone number afterwards.
Still got head from dogs.

In my 30s:
a long time friend and I tried to suck each other off. Wasn't a gay thing, it was a "we both needed to bust nuts & came home without chicks one night drunk" thing. Both had whiskey dick so nothing else happened. Weeks later we got drunk and said one time only, he lets me fuck his ass & I'd let him fuck mine. I got my nut off, dressed and left.

Occasionally thought about trying to get nieces or cousins drunk just to fuck them & take pics.

I'm married now, yes to a female. Still get head from one of our dogs on occasion. After sex with the wife I jokingly tell her to let the dog clean her pussy up as my cum leaks out. She says "ew grosssss!!" But I'm not really joking. I want to watch her cum while the dog's tongue is deep in her. Close family member has a cute 12yr daughter I try not to stare at.

I'm pretty fucked up

>>737195326
Kek'd
How many coworkers ?

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Ave Maria, Deus Vult!

Nōn nōbīs, Domine, nōn nōbīs,
sed nōminī tuō dā glōriam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U9lVjZg-Kg

DEUS VULT!

>>737197167
How'd that go ?

>>737192683
I know those feels bro

>>737198294
>But I'm not really joking. I want to watch her cum while the dog's tongue is deep in her.

Get her drunk and fuck her on the lounge so the dog has access? Or tie her up and blindfold her then lead the dog between her legs?

>>737198294
>>737198294
>>737198294


Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

You are a sick fuck, stay away from kids.

>>737184129
Maybe it's because I didn't realize that the Jerry Springer/Maury shit was all fake bullshit when I was younger but even then I didn't understand some of those themed episodes. Where the guy has been with the chick for like a year or 2 years or some shit and they're like "I'm a man"...like how the fuck were you fucking this supposed tranny for 2 years and not once did you realize it had a dick?

You all belong in prison.

I lost virginity at 15, legal here.

All the girls were vanilla fucks who wouldn't even come close to satisfy the shit i felt like doing to them. I'm the most sexual person i know off so my drive for sex is crazy.

Fast forward a few years and i'm giving massages every now and then to my younger female step sis who has evolved a perfect petite body and a booty way too perfect. Massaging becomes more and more sensual until she basically becomes horny enough to let me fuck her, fucks become regular and since she was a virgo before my dicking i get to actually push and make her enjoy things i never tried before,

My fav thing to do is just look at her for a few seconds while we are home alone, to the point when she goes "what's up", i then say come and carry her into the shower clothes on and kiss her and rip her wet clothes off, i clean her ass with soap and bend her over to eat her out from behind while fingering her puss. This is the type of shit that makes her quiver in her legs like a fucking animal, i've been with girls who screamed but they all felt fake and just annoying, when she screams it's unhibited and just raw primal, like she wouldn't know where to go while i'm doing this to her. By the time i full on fuck her and carry her against a wall she is gazing at me like a fucking druggie whore.

>>737184489
Meh

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