69 decides what I text my ex

>>737167891
I'm gonna rape you then suck your dad Ayy lmao

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lets play chess

I am required by law to inform you that I am now a registered sex offender.

>>737167891
i would like to fuck your aunt she's pretty hot

i want your penis in me
>next message
sorry wrong person
>next message
sorry wrong person

>i typed that twice on purpose

I was told by my doctor that you should get checked for any std's. also do you have any bags of shit I can eat?

Why did you stop texting me?

O, INEXPRESSIBLE as sweet,
Love takes my voice away;
I cannot tell thee when we meet
What most I long to say.

But hadst thou hearing in thy heart
To know what beats in mine,
Then shouldst thou walk, where’er thou art,
In melodies divine.

So warbling birds lift higher notes
Than to our ears belong;
The music fills their throbbing throats,
But silence steals the song.

I have HIV.

If you don't respond I'm going to come over to your house, plow my truck into your living room and rape you on the hood of my car

>>737168429
I have aids.

Can libertarians be pro life?

I want to break up with you.

Please come back :(

Hi

I still hate you.

Ya know, my last gf got gonorrhea, hopefully you won't get it too

Hope you got a good lawyer bitch

"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"

U up

My mom still misses you

Im getting a sex change.

I think im lesbian now.

You're kind of a bad person, just saying.

Which gender is the best?

You got a new bf? Think you could send me his dickpic?

Did I leave an STD in your vagina?

What's the best pokemon?

If there are any green spots around your vagina, call your doctor ASAP

You were perfect, but not a guy.

I was told to text you by 4 chan.

YA GOT SYPHILISS BITCH

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>>737167891
nothing, let her go anon.

Are you still obnoxious? Or have you gotten better?

>>737167891
I'm in love with your [closest living male relative; better if you know their name and describe their physique]

'' Hey we can re-do this 3somes anytime ! ''

then.

''Oops''

Forks.

got any live jimmy smith CDs?

>>737167891
Lets try again?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Are you a boy or a grill

Can I cheeki your breeki, cyka blyat?

>>737169682
Roll

Lemme smell dat a $$

Hey. I've been feeling kinda down lately. I'm not entirely sure why either. I mean, I have a roof over my head, food on my table, a wonderful girlfriend. Even then, the feeling just doesn't go away. Like a festering stab wound that just doesn't seem to heal. I just want you to know, that I love you. Don't ever forget that, ok?

Baby why?

>>737170161
don't respond to anything after sending this. but keep us updated.

>>737170161

Rolleroni

>>737170161
>>737170301
roll

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Do YoU EaT phAT a$SeS???
ur UNcL&
tasTEd
N I C E ASF

>>737170161

One more time with feeling

reply with
>>737170161
then
>>737169919 no matter what

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i'm diagnosing you with gay, and you can't diagnose me back because my doctor has already diagnosed me with AUTISM and HPV. hope you don't mind kek kek kek kek kek kek

Our breakup caused me to molest a child

>>737170518
roll

You where the last girl I will ever have sex with. Thank you for making me realize that I am a gay man.

>>737170518
rollerino

>>737170969
winrar

>>737170969
op's life is over, pack it up boys

>>737170969
good luck soldier

>>737170969
WINRAR

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>>737170969

Hey good lookin whats cookin

>>737171304
late. GTFO

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>>737170969
Plz post pics of reply.
r.i.p OP

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>>737170969

>>737170969
WINRAWR

Join the conversation on Hangouts: https://hangouts.google.com/group/oTs2QFaoLM39XiPw2 ....

op is faggot

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op it's been fucking more than 10 minutes don't pussy out

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OP never has the balls to do anything. He's probably a kiss-less virgin

he shirked the duties of kek

If dubs, OP will die a painful death unless he delivers.

>>737167891
>I want your hot 9 inch cock inside me Gary

>sorry, wrong person

Lol blow me

I just wanted to let you know the reason we broke up is probably because I'm into diapers. I know it's stupid but I didn't know how to tell you and I began acting angrily. I love you.

>>737167891
Pls kys u lil cunt

>>737167891
lol

>>737168768
What the rebels like to forget, is that the empire is what's keeping the dominion out of skyrim

OP never delivvers...

>>737167891

"Hey babe I just found out I'm adopted. I think you're my sister.

That being said let's get back together it'd be really hot."

>>737167964
rolling for this