What does /b/ think of the moon?

>>737140783
it's aight

>>737140783
its pretty chill tbh.

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Pretty much this.

>>737140783
>>737141422
Yeah its pretty cool, the result of a massive collision.
And its Fun to howl at...

It provides a few things that help life live on so until I hear otherwise I have no problem with it.

>>737140783
I could take it or leave it.

>>737140783
It will be a lot cooler August 21

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WE LIKE THE MOOOOON

BECAUSE IT'S CLOSE TO US

>>737140783
I like looking at it during the day as much at the night. Can't wait for solar eclipse in Murica

>>737140783
Hypnotic shit over our heads

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>>737140783

Fake news. SAD!

You mean the night nigger?

The sun is the day nigger

>>737141787
That moon is a large part responsible for everyone's existence
Kys

>>737141689
Hello, Furry anon. Yiff! Or is it yip?

If the earths flat does that mean the moon is to?

>>737140783
I don't know, I mean, look at it, just fucking floating there, free loading off of our gravity. I mean, I guess we wouldn't be alive without it, but fuck that, the moon is an asshole. Yeah, so fuck the moon!

>>737142006
Elaborate

its flat

>>737142006
You could say that about so many things.

I just don't like how it drowns out the stars at night.

>>737140783
I hear the people who live there are jerks

>>737142006
The moon is just a part of Earth that got deported.
This is why the spaceniggers belong there.

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>>737142006
>That moon is a large part responsible
Do you even speak English you retarded faggot?

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Yo that faggot owes me big time
>be me
>out on date with hot grill
>pretty nice evening, ice skating and dinner
>both pretty tired, she lives kinda far away, so it would be a long drive for her back to her house
>she asks if she can stay at my place for the night
>gonnagetlaid.jpg
>watch some random movie
>spend most of movie making out
>she unzips my pants
>left my window open
>full moon rolls out from behind clouds
>what a terrible night to have a curse
>hair bursts out all over me
>grow another foot
>become werewolf
>claw her face off
>eat her corpse
>fuck cops will arrest me
>run to some backwards ass continent
>cold as shit
>full of religious nuts, they'll kill me if I don't have anyone to work with me
>infect some random faggots
>clan of werewolves
>become renowned as excellent warriors
>set up base at pretty dope town
>some random guy comes up to us shouting some Dragon shit and joins us
>mfw I started the Companions

I think the moon is a pretty cool guy... He controls the oceans and doesn't afraid of anything...

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Moon Fact #53: The moon gives off just enough light in to permit higher races to seek out and kill camoflouged niggers at night.

>>737142128
It's a large part. Go read a book about.
>>737142266
Yes hence the word part. I do enjoy a dark sky on a clear night though. >>737142433
I'm well aware

>>737140783
The ((moon))

>>737142692
???

>>737142465
Yes. American educated version. It's debatable though, cause when I say it out loud with proper emphasis, it sounds fine. Try it.

>>737142692
Sweet gif

>>737142632

I'm not reading a book, you made the statement so it is on you to prove it right. How can an object millions of miles away from us affect us?

>>737142831
No it doesn't
I'll try to fix your sentence
"The moon is responsible for a large part of requisites for life to thrive"
There nigger

>>737142929
... are you acoustic? The moon is responsible for the tides

>>737140783
I think if you believe that we actually landed on the moon in August of 1969 then you clearly belong here

>>737142617
MOON MAN, MOON MAN, WHAT DO YOU SEE

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>>737140783
The Moon Beings keep the records of the past of humanity and of every individual man. Such records determine karma.

>>737143089
>implying we didn't
Go back to /x

>>737142433
Kek'd and check'd

>>737142979
That's pretty good but I don't talk like that. Doesn't sound like me

>>737143058

How does the moon affect tides and how do they help life? Aren't tides responsible for people drowning and boats sinking?

>>737140783
I think the moon is a faggot.

>>737143158
Implying that we did?

>>737142929
Millions? Only 1/4 million away and I'm not responsible for your education. That's your parents job. Your lack of knowledge is not my problem.
Nice bait though, you'll get better

>>737142169
lol

>>737143158
Amerifag spotted. Do you even know Kubrick?

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The moon is a vanilla rapist.

>>737143268
I ain't no fuckin scientist but the gravitational pull of it pulls the tides towards it, and causes the same affect on the opposite side of the globe. Tides are responsible for that shit, so it does affect human life, negatively though. Also helps us keep in good orbit around the sun, without moon we would die.

>>737143058
>Kek

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WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!! There's no such thing as a "moon." It's a hologram projected from bases around the world to hide the approach of the asteroid that's going to kill us all in 2018!!

IT'S ALL A LIE TO KEEP YOU FAT AND COMPLACENT WHILE THE RICH ARE EVACUATING THE PLANET!!! LOOK IT UP IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!!

>>737143278
>>737143381
I ain't gonna go into the whole thing so I'm gonna make 2 quick points
1. If we faked the landing, where did all the rocket fuel we bought go?
2. If NASA were willing to fake that, why wouldn't they fake more shit to get more funding?

>>737143427

Oh right fair enough

>>737143268
Think of it this way, if the moon suddenly blew up, water levels would rise significantly in areas that normally wouldn't have water, and the world's oceans would be thrown into chaos.

Also, nights would be very dark and cold because the moon reflects the sun's light and warmth onto us at night.

>>737143566
The government is just a hologram, there's no one controlling us, gov made holograms back in 1950's and they gained sentience and killed all the humans who got in their way

>>737140783
I don't know, we don't know much real info about it because we've never landed there.

>>737143577
1. The fuel went into Hillary Clinton's vagina
2. NASA already confirm every image online of Earth is faked; no one knows what Earth looks like from space.
EARTH IS A FLAT DISC IN A MATRIX

>>737143829
You think the Earth is flat too, don't you

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>>737140783

> be 16
> enrolled in defensive driving course because older brother was a reckless driver
> cut to group classroom setting, going over highway diagrams
> instructor is man in mid 60s
> suddenly starts talking about the moon, says it has smokestacks
> what
> he tells the class that, with his telescope that he keeps in the trunk of his car, he has observed smokestacks emerge from the dust, expel smoke or steam or whatever, then retract back into the dust, out of sight
> we then return to discussing interstate driving etiquette

Apparently, the moon has smokestacks.

>>737143889
Fuck dude, thanks for redpilling me on this

>>737140783
Pretty good so long as it doesn't fuck my wife

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>>737143959
>smokestacks
Good shit

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>>737142593
got a chuckle out of me

>>737142831
>It's debatable though, cause
>cause

cause

noun
1.
a person or thing that gives rise to an action, phenomenon, or condition.
"the cause of the accident is not clear"
synonyms: source, root, origin, beginning(s), starting point, seed, germ, genesis, agency, occasion.


Are you too fucking retarded to spell 'because' correctly. And you still think your abuse of the language, we Brits kindly gave you, is 'debatable'

>>737143201
Is it because >>737142979 sounds reasonably educated?

Allow me to translate into American:

YOU NO RITE GOOD SPEAK. KILL URSELF

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Can we gas Jews on the moon if so the moon is fuck awesome

>>737144091
>getting fucked by the moon
That's gotta be a fetish for someone

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>>737143986
Welcome, anyways though the Moon is a bait distraction ball.
I'm more interested in learning what's in the challenger deep, like Cthulhu

>>737142692
Finally, a proof that Jupiter is behind the Moon when we look at the sky

>>737143925
No, the faked moon landing is the only crazy conspiracy I believe in.

>>737144200
Calm down there, cutie. No need to get upset

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>>737144200
kekd n checkd

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>>737144240

>>737144317
Fuck dude, but what does it mean? Are there holograms on the hologram of the moon projecting the other celestial bodies?

>>737144414
How big is the moon's dick anon

>>737140783
The moon is flat, isn't it?

>>737143959
>with his telescope that he keeps in the trunk of his car

Bullshit. No telescope that fits in your car could see that.

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>>737140783
it's OK. it's not my favorite, but it's OK.

>>737142821
You Gen Z's are fucking retarded.

>>737144317
>a proof
HOLY FUCK SPEAK ENGLISH

Why are you all so fucking backward

>>737143388
best series ever.

>>737144479
I'd say at least 4 inches.

>>737144628
Calm down cutie

>>737144421
Your though is scaring me right now...
But you know what scares me more ? The fact that these are not holograms but human-made giant round balls levitating above the Earth with retrorockets.

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>>737140783
“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary. ”


― George Bailey

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>>737144689
Moon trap thread

>>737144647
Easily.
I fucking love it.

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>>737144757

>>737144709
Fuck dude, it could be worse than that
They could be giant balls of SPACE ROCKS made by some huge explosion that sent all this space dust everywhere. But then, what does that mean for us? Did the government cause this explosion centuries ago to keep us sedate while they harvested our minds?

>>737144908
Not what I meant but I like it

Moon tits or GTFO

>>737144643
You can use "proof" as well as "evidence".
In fact, proof symbolise a thing that can't be contradicted.
An evidence is more a factor of a proof taht can be contradicted later (or not).
We can use the two words.

>>737145021
I thought the "a proof" thing was just a joke but I'm okay with this
Cutie

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>>737141811

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>>737145007
Close enough?

ah, and now the scientific illiterates come out the woodworm, displaying their ignorance of reality.

The US landed on the moon. The soviets, who were locked tooth and nail in an ideological battle with capitalism tracked each mission's flightpath. that alone would've been sufficient evidence to utterly demolish the West if it were fake. Yet they didnt.

More importantly, there are laser reflectors on the surface of the moon, placed there by the crews of Apollo 11, 14, and 15. That alone is evidence we've been there.

>>737145215
>that file name
I can fap to this

>>737140783
Jewish propaganda, it doesn't actually exist.

>>737142266
>I just don't like how it drowns out the stars at night.
That's actually called light pollution and it's caused by lights on the ground. I you look up pictures of really rural areas; areas with no artificial light around for hundreds of miles you can actually see a few gas clouds in space.

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>>737145218
I don't think people believe that we've never been on the moon.

Just that Armstrong and Aldrin didn't in '69. It was faked so they would be first and to do it "before the end of the decade".

>>737144200
Hey grammerfag showed up on /b/.
Got nothing better to do?
Did you find the bait yet?

>>737145500
I've spent plenty of time staring at the sky thank you

>>737142929
So you are implying that sun does not effect us you fkcn retard?

>>737144200
Brits gave? Didn't the Brits form America? Who sounds uneducated now?

>>737145591
>the bait
>bait
Bait. n.
Obvious jokes or Jimmy rustlers that gullible anons find that causes them to spend 20 minutes on replying to angrily and furiously refreshing the thread.

Haha good job using it in the wrong context faggot I was just owning some moon for making a dumb mistake and I-
My life is a mistake shoot me

>>737140783
I hate it, the big gray-faced faciliting cunt.

Where was the moon during the first world war? Up in the sky, the pussy.

Second world war? Nowhere to be seen, except from his commie hideaway in the sky.

When the west finaly got its shit together and took it to the moon, the place was a wasteland, completly ravieged buy commie shits.

The air was unable to breath, if you can belive it

>>737145683
>Brits gave
Lmao he thinks the Brits are so fuckin superior
Buncha uncivilized faggots before the Romans showed them how to class things up

>>737140783
It's made of cheese.

>>737145628
If you're implying that you live hundreds of miles away from any artificial lightsource I'm going to have to say you're full of shit.

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>>737145843
>the air was unable to breath
Holy shit my sides

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>>737140783
I Am Pagan, So I Actually Like The Moon A Lot.

>>737145803
That was only one. Find the other.

>>737145518
a laser retroreflector was placed by Apollo 11 at the landing site.

Fire a laser at the moon, you dont get any reflection. fire it at the apollo 11 site, and you do.

(technically, not quite accurate - you did get a *very* faint reflection from the moon prior to 1969. but right after the Apollo landing, it was far stronger, because of the retroreflector.)

So, either, we launched an unmanned mission that miraculously landed, deployed equipment, collected rocks and returned... or apollo 11 was manned.

Given the capabilities of unmanned tech in the 60s, I know which is most likely.

>>737146031
If you're implying that stars are as easy to see at night with a full moon I'm going to have to say you're full of shit.

>>737144200
Someone took time from the trap and furry threads to make corrections on a post!
Keep up the good work summerfag

>>737146160
Just because you've never been outside the city and seen an unpolluted night sky doesn't mean we haven't

Moon doesn't make a difference at all

>>737146231
A full moon will kill a lot of star light nearest to the moon but otherwise still plenty to see on a nice clear upstate night