Ask a guy who fucked a homeless prostitute he met on the bus

Did she fuck well?

>>737137129
Did she have to remove her period sock?

>>737137129
What's your phone number?

how bad did she smell/taste? also, what drugs were you on?

what std do you have now? aids or herpes?

>>737137129
Have you gotten checked yet?

Just greentext

>>737137129
just seeing those grungy ass crusties when I drive past makes me imagine how they must smell. How could you stand to fuck something like that?

>>737137478
yah OP, do this

>>737137129
>Will answer every single question in full detail w/ honesty

>has not answered a single goddamn question

classic /b/

>>737137129
Tbh if I ever met a homeless prostitute on the bus I'd probably help her to get insurance and payment for a basic home since I don't live in a shit country and these are basic rights in Europe.

>>737137287
>Did she fuck well?
Yeah, and was down for anal w/o a condom....plus her body was killer....but oh my god did she stink

>Did she have to remove her period sock?
Huh....no I guess

>What's your phone number?
615-xxx-yyyy

>what std do you have now? aids or herpes?
already have herpes....im sure I got something from her

>how bad did she smell/taste? also, what drugs were you on?

Oh god, I would never taste her....but she stunk to high heaven

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>>737137129
I need your name, work, and your home address.

>>737137592
>just seeing those grungy ass crusties when I drive past makes me imagine how they must smell. How could you stand to fuck something like that?

I don't know, there must be something wrong with me. It's a fantasy I've had for a while and she was actually hot as fuck...at least her body, and her face wasn't too fucked up from drugs

>>737137668
you fucked her anal with no condom? you're a sick mother fucker OP. a sick mother fucker

>>737137766
>It's a fantasy I've had for a while and she was actually hot as fuck...at least her body,

I was going to make fun of you but I'll admit it: some of those girls are not all that bad looking. I think "it would be so easy, even the ones not looking to be prostitutes would fuck me just because I have money." But no, no, no, no way would I ever do it.

And yes, the decent looking ones will be ugly as fuck and busted in a few years.

Again. Not fucking with you over this man. But I'd never do that in a million years.

>>737137898
>you're a sick mother fucker OP. a sick mother fucker


I know, but the most hilarious part was when I asked if she did anal, she said "yah, and don't worry about me getting shit on your dick, I haven't eaten in two days"

>>737137129

Do you have pictures? Why didn't you take her down to the river with a bar of soap and a penicillin sheet first?

>>737138010
I upped my anty from what I've done the past few years, which is to cruise trailer parks and low-income white areas in my Audi to pick up skank trash

this prostitute was actually sweet and nice to talk to....somehow better conversation than 99% of chicks I interact w/ daily at work and such....

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>>737138013

>>737138013
that is the sickest thing I've read here in a long time. I actually cringed.

>>737137129
win

>>737138151
>Do you have pictures? Why didn't you take her down to the river with a bar of soap and a penicillin sheet first?

Nah, she begged me not to take pictures and she was actually pretty cool because we talked for about 35 minutes or so beforehand.

Lol no, but I'm thinking about seeing her again and buying her a couple of weeks at the longterm hotel here in town

>>737137129
how did you know she was homeless ?

>>737138333
nice trips

does she want to get out of homelessness or what, what is she doing there to begin with

>>737138333
I bet you'll go back and she'll be dead.

>>737138461

she was probably dead to begin with

>>737137129
How ugly do you have to be for this to be the only way you can get laid?

>>737138333
How'd you approach this OP? I've VERY MUCH got the same fetish but not sure how to go about this. I'm outside a major city with an even more major homlessness problem so I'm pretty sure if I went looking I'd find a girl id be interested in.

so how did she end up homeless? how old is she? just think, for a few bucks, you can house her and have a live in ho.

>>737138438
>how did you know she was homeless ?
I've been taking the bus for a while since it's only 10 minutes longer than my drive from work, drops off by my favorite bar, and much less stress than driving.

I've seen her on the late night route (9pm'ish) everytime I ride it for the past year and we've politely chatted a few time in the past

>does she want to get out of homelessness or what, what is she doing there to begin with

I dunno to be honest, because she doesn't seem like a typical addict. From talking to her, she basically has no skills, friends or family so resulted to whoring instead of getting an actual job

What was his name ?

>>737138552
>How ugly do you have to be for this to be the only way you can get laid?

I've only become ugly in the past 2 years, used to be pretty attractive before I gained 60lbs due to alcoholism. Regurarly fucked 7's and 8's with the occasional 9 here in there w/ my total being around 80 or so

I make and have a lot of money though so I can easily pull 5's/6's these days and if I really tried could prob get an 8

>>737138528
forty six and two keks

>>737138642
You don't let homeless people you don't know live in your house you dumb fuck.
She'll be boosting your shit the second you take your eyes off of her

>>737137383
Lost on second post. gg anon

>>737137640
> implying most homeless people don't put themselves there
> implying that offering help is the same as help being taken

There are empty beds in shelters every night in the UK because many homeless people don't want to be part of the system at all, not even putting their name down on a form so they can get a free home. Seriously, look it up. Every nation has homelessness and every developed nation, the USA included, has programs to help them. They are not as well funded as they should be but that's often because a lot of help goes untaken.

>>737138922
No ice dubs m8o

>>737137443

this

>>737138587
>How'd you approach this OP? I've VERY MUCH got the same fetish but not sure how to go about this. I'm outside a major city with an even more major homlessness problem so I'm pretty sure if I went looking I'd find a girl id be interested in.

I'd seen her a lot and ended up talking to her a few times and found out she was homeless, then one day she told me she was a prostitute

I'm always very well dressed but will talk to anybody and be nice to them and listen to them if they aren't annoying. She has already a while ago told me whe was a prostitute and then I was really horny/drunk and wanted to fuck her

>>737137640
No, they're not. They literally are not.

>>737139473
She smelled so bad. Words can't describe it. I can say that it was almost as bad a dead body

>>737138211

most accurate post I've seen

>>737139473
well let me go into more detail

As far as her clothes and body odor, she just smelled like someone who hadn't taken a shower in a day....not bad.

But my god, when the panties came off, it was so so so so so so so bad

>>737138587
couple of options you could try if you see one you like,

if you see a girl at a regular place and time panhandling, give her a bit of change one day, and the next, then try to warm her up to things over time as she gets used to seeing you (but someone else could get there first)

or, if you see one panhandling or blatently sleeping rough that you like the look of, just make the offer there and then 'you know, I could sort you (however much), if you know what I mean (nod, wink)'. worst she could do is say no, and if she is sitting and flies into a rage, at least youd be standing so could run with a head start.

I tried that on a begging girl the other week and she didnt accept, but was not rude about it, just thanks but no thanks response.

oh and make sure you have somewehre else rather than your hoiuse to take them, as that way you can make sure they won't rob you, or bang on your door at 3am to get their next fix

>>737138810
beer is so fatenning

>>737139560
>>737139728

I am refering to the second part of the question mate

>>737139962
oh sorry. I'm just a hardcore alcoholilic. About 1 liter of whiskey or vodka a day

Very rarely do drugs. About once every 9-16 months ill go on a hydrocodone/oxycodeone binge for 2-3 days, but they get boring for me quick

>>737139386
also, a lot of them are addicts and shelters etc generally won't let them drink or take their drugs inside, so they have to choose between somewhere warm, dry with food and a shower, or getting their fix in the cold and wet. unfortunately many are so addicted, they take the latter option.

>>737140175
This nigger gets it.

>>737137129
You should fuck her again and stab her 40 times

>>737140392
nah, not until the whole hooker killing thing

How dirty were her feet?

>>737137766

You should fantasize about taking her to a hotel and making her shower, then fucking that ass...

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>>737138013
that's hot and depressing at the same time

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>>737138013
fucking kek

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>>737137668
>>what std do you have now? aids or herpes?
>already have herpes....im sure I got something from her

>>737140574
This

Having some skanky/dirty woman make me lick her feet while she loves it is a fucking dream

>>737140574
>How dirty were her feet?

Not sure to be honest, we fucked outside and she just pulled her pants down without taking off her shoes.....they looked like 90's style white k-swisses though lol but they were almost completely black

>>737140578
I'm thinking about getting her a hotel at a longterm stay hotel....she seems nice

>>737140578
I guess in the US, you could probably get a girl like that into a cheap motel, and reception wouldnt notice / care, but that may not be possible in all countries. unfortunately.

>>737137668
So how does your aids feel?

>>737137129
Any ichy feelings? No piss burn?

>>737137129
has your dick fallen off yet?

>>737140461
It grows on you. Stab the stink away

Where'd you spray your nut?

>>737140805
>So how does your aids feel?

Liver failure will kill me long before the aids

>>737140826
>Any ichy feelings? No piss burn?

not yet

>>737140851
>has your dick fallen off yet?

nope

>>737140897
>Where'd you spray your nut?
balls deep in her ass. I've never understood busting on a chick when busting in her feels so much better

>>737137129
did she eat all the eggs?

>>737138677
>she basically has no skills, friends or family so resulted to whoring instead of getting an actual job
Republican or Democrat?

>>737138810
Yeaa sure. Dont lie to yourself fag

>>737137668
HOLY SHIT IS THAT TN?! THATS MY AREA CODE!!

>>737141025
>did she eat all the eggs?
huh?

>>737141030
Republican or Democrat?

Far right, but not libertarian, republican or nat-soc

>>737141041
>Yeaa sure. Dont lie to yourself fag

ok....
>>737141118
>HOLY SHIT IS THAT TN?! THATS MY AREA CODE!!

Yup, Hermitage, Tn to be exact. We got off the bus in hermitage at Lebanon Pk and Old Hickory Blvd

>>737141182
The eggs thing is a reference to some loser that posted ages ago. Someone post the screenshot.

>>737141182
damn dude i live on concord rd if you know where that is (its off of franklin rd)

>>737141182
So now what ?
You think, if you just go and get here a cheap hotel room, she will become your personal sex slave ?

>>737137129
anal?
swallow?

>>737141342
>damn dude i live on concord rd if you know where that is (its off of franklin rd)

Yeah, the police killed some guy on concord rd right over the interstate last week lol

>>737141395
>anal?
>swallow?

we did anal and I came in her ass....she would have let me cum in her mouth but i prefer cumming in ass and pussy

>>737137129
hows the crabs goin'

>>737138013
So sad...

>>737137129
How old is she? Have you also fucked her pussy without a condom?

How is this a fantasy of yours? Are you into the thought of her being inferior to you?

How long did it take you. Did you do it under the bridge she lived at.

>>737141714
>How old is she? Have you also fucked her pussy without a condom?


She said she was 28 but looked about 23/24.

Nah, she started out sucking me then I asked if I could fuck her in the ass and she was down because "your dick isn't very big so it won't hurt" (it's 5 inches).....also, she told me not worry about getting shit on my dick because: >>737138013

>>737141182
now any anon within 100 miles of lebanon park and old hickory are gonna be scoping out that bus stop looking for any fuckable femhobo

Do see a future with her?

>>737141932
You should fuck her again and stab her 39 times

>>737138922
fucking kek

>>737142008
>now any anon within 100 miles of lebanon park and old hickory are gonna be scoping out that bus stop looking for any fuckable femhobo


She gets on at the 1st avenue and broad pickup where I get on at near Acme seed and co

>Do see a future with her?

lol no

>>737142105

I don't get it

>>737142090
lol wat

>>737142090
this

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fuck and stab her 666 times

>>737138013
damn ... that is kinda sad but confusing at the same time why without a condom dude ?

>>737141932
Will you fuck her pussy without condom the next time?
Why don't you care about std?Is your life that worthless to you?

how much did you pay OP?>

>>737137129
>Will answer every single question in full detail w/ honesty except my name, work, or home address.
What are your credit card details?

>>737142449
How did no one ask just opened and started reading

>>737142414
>damn ... that is kinda sad but confusing at the same time why without a condom dude ?

I've been this way since I was a teen (I'm 35 now). Sex with a condom doesn't feel good and not worth the time

>>737142428
>Will you fuck her pussy without condom the next time?

I might, I'll at least dip it in her pussy probably. I just prefer anal for the way the cheeeks slap my balls...

Why don't you care about std?Is your life that worthless to you?

Yes, it is that worthless, not joking

>>737142449
>>737142549

>how much did you pay OP?>
She asked for 60 and I gave her 80

>>737138204
wife her

>>737140748
He probably has hepatitis or well there too many fucked up diseases when they are prostitutes and they dont let you use a rubber it is like a red flag.

>>737138333
Sounds too much like "Pretty Woman" for me

>>737142643
>She asked for 60 and I gave her 80
Good on you OP

>>737142878
>Sounds too much like "Pretty Woman" for me

Never actually seen the movie.

She was nice and I was homeless for a couple of years before I became wealthy years later and always try to be generous to homeless folk I meet if they are nice to me

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>>737137396
When you buy your instwatch

>>737142643
What location did you fuck her?
How much did it cost?
Did she pretend to enjoy it?
Did she say anything about your nut running out of her asshole?

>>737143045
How did you transition from homeless to wealthy?

>>737143045
Generous with your cock

>>737142880
that was pretty nice of you.

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>>737141309
Here

>>737141182
>Far right = anything remotely close to libertarian.
literally wat

>>737140862
greentext my friend? How many have you gutted?

eww wtf

>>737143236
He's that one Asian financial guru.

>>737143216
>What location did you fuck her?
Latitude: 36.190227
Longitute: -86.623308

near the train tracks

>How much did it cost?
ended up paying 80

>Did she pretend to enjoy it?
Yeah actually, I think it was because I was nice to her and most people treat her like shit

>Did she say anything about your nut running out of her asshole?

Not a word, I asked her if I could before I did

>>737143564
I wont talk numbers but its my only addiction and a severe one at that

If ur text aint green like da master emreald i aint finna read it ingga *points gun sideways like my nigga shadow-senpai taught*

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There's probably a homeless QT living near you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RINuXucJHVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7379aanKuZE

>>737142232
>she gets on at 1st ave
hahahahahaha oh fucking kek

>>737138013
kek

>>737143788
In your car, a motel or outside I meant dipshit

>>737137129
Do you regret voting for Trump yet?

>>737143799
Do you want to buy a hacked 4chan Gold account?

How does her pussy and ass look like?

Was her underwear clean?

>>737142643
Is there any particular reason you are unhappy with your life? You earn good money so that can't it be.
What makes you that careless?

>>737143953
>In your car, a motel or outside I meant dipshit

I thought I answered earlier. Outside.....given that I took the bus as I've said 100x times and they don't typically put hotels on train tracks....

>>737143956
>Do you regret voting for Trump yet?
Nah, I love he is burning our political structure and media structure to the ground

>>737144013
>How does her pussy and ass look like?
It was dark. Didn't really get a good luck, but from what I could tell looked normal. Ass was very tight, even for my small dick and she actually started kegeling when I was nutting which was awesome

>>737137129
Good job OP. Am proud of you son

>>737137129
When do you plan on doing this next and would you be willing to take pictures? Without her and your faces is fine, but for some reason I find skeezy encounters like that hot.

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Why not getting her shower at your place and get her to be your fuckslut by paying her with food showers and clothes?

>>737144135
Did she have nice tits. Did you feel them?

Post a pic of your cock OP. Dicks with diseases turn me on.

OP please please record this next time.

A homeless girl tried to solicit me once. I guess I looked like a mark because I was by myself playing Pokemon GO. She went into a public bathroom to clean up and I left to catch a Snorlax and never came back. I figured I missed out on an STD and probably a cool story, but whatever, I caught a Snorlax.

>>737144176
ey bby u won a shower?

>>737137668
What part of Sumner county did you find her?

>>737144084
>Is there any particular reason you are unhappy with your life? You earn good money so that can't it be.
>What makes you that careless?

I'm guessing a mental disorder of some sort. Even when my life was perfect, I was never unhappy, but was nevery happy.....everything has always been just "boring".....hard to describe

>When do you plan on doing this next and would you be willing to take pictures? Without her and your faces is fine, but for some reason I find skeezy encounters like that hot.

Probably in a few weeks. I'll take pictures if she is down. Yeah, I've always loved the skeezy shit for some reason. Fave thing used to be was crusing triailer parks for pussy....fucked a number of meth addict pregnant chicks lol

>>737144176
>Why not getting her shower at your place and get her to be your fuckslut by paying her with food showers and clothes?

Women annoy me greatly for any long period of time (e.g., anything more than 30 minutes)>>737144207

>Did she have nice tits. Did you feel them?
They wer solid B cups....pretty nice

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>>737144402
>What part of Sumner county did you find her?

Not Sumner, 615 is general middle TN. Found her downtown (1st ave/broad bus pickup) but she gets dropped off in hermitage at night

>>737138013
Post me in screencap for leddit please. I think a good title would be, "Anon seduces a homeless girl"

>>737144404
I hope I see the thread when you post it. You could also make a thread in /soc/ about nasty, sketchy encounters that'll last a while.

Are you a bug chaser OP? Does that kinda thing turn you on?

>>737137129
I gotta ask, what country , city state? Ya know if she doesn't have a disease, and or a mental illness, then shes still got a chance at life, and Id like to help her. I wont need to know any other details. I will just seek her out using FB groups.. so leme know ya?

>>737144176
I would NEVER bring her back to my place. A hotel/cheap motel yes, but I don't want her casing/stealing from my home

>>737144816
Anycity, USA

>>737144176
hurr durr just invite a mentally unstable drug addict into your home. what can go wrong?
>kills you in your sleep
>steals your shit to sell to niggers
>invites niggers to your place (sex, drugs, looting, etc.)
>goes berserk and destroys your place
>niggers (pimps, drug dealers, boyfriends, etc.) find her at your place and hold your responsible for her debt.
>calls cops claiming that you kidnapped and raped her

>>737144508
why in gods name didn't you get her to shower and douche first Jeez

>>737138204
Homeless ppl are often really chill and friendly. They know better than anyone not to judge.

However they're homeless for a reason, and ur inviting crazy into ur life if you get attached to one.

>>737144726
>Are you a bug chaser OP? Does that kinda thing turn you on?


nah, just indifferent

My GP has become visibly frustrated lately everytime I come into his office because he knows he's going to have to RX me doxycylaine for the clap or ghonorheaa for the 100th time

>>737144816
>I gotta ask, what country , city state? Ya know if she doesn't have a disease, and or a mental illness, then shes still got a chance at life, and Id like to help her. I wont need to know any other details. I will just seek her out using FB groups.. so leme know ya?

For some reason, I get the feeling that you are the serial killer from earlier and if i gave you the bus line and time of day, you'd easily find her

>>737137458
ITT people that think that you can get checked the next day for std's

>>737144963
>why in gods name didn't you get her to shower and douche first Jeez

because I'm not bringing a hooker to my house and I was walking since I take the bus

>>737144999
>However they're homeless for a reason, and ur inviting crazy into ur life if you get attached to one.

oh god I know, i'd never get attached lol

>>737143472
Found the libertarian.

>>737144999
trips of truth right here

>>737145102
wat? do showers not exist in motels/hotels???
where did you fuck? in the back alley?

>a woman can be homeless, and yet still make money being a prostitute
>men have to live in hard mode
I'm tired of this shit! The beta uprising starts today! REEEE!

>>737145229
>wat? do showers not exist in motels/hotels???
> where did you fuck? in the back alley?

We fucked by the train tracks, see my other post....I posted GPS coordinates of where we fucked. Hotel was too far away and wasn't taking her to my house

>>737145272
Calm down, you little budding rapist

>>737145016
Do you have any visible STD's on your dick? I dunno much about STD's but are they as bad as people make them out to be? Does it affect your life in any dramatic way?

>>737145102
>Wealthy.. takes the bus.

Bulshit op. Such an edgelord posser.

>>737145321
80 bucks, a motel, coulda fucked her all night and morning and have a clean vag/ass to plough

>>737137703
underrated

>>737145397
Not everyone like to bring their car into the inner city where you can find homeless hookers.

>>737145016
Im going to atab her to death. Its only a 3 hour drive

>>737138204
I think you are in love.
Pretty woman her

>>737145367
>Do you have any visible STD's on your dick? I dunno much about STD's but are they as bad as people make them out to be? Does it affect your life in any dramatic way?

Nothing visible. A few brown spots but they look like moles or birth marks....not sure what they actually are....

Not really. I've somehow managed to have numerous long term fuck buddies w/ a small dick with spots on it while being a bald manlet.....guess I got lucky

>>737145397
>Wealthy.. takes the bus.
>Bulshit op. Such an edgelord posser.

I suffered a pretty bad traumatic brain injury from getting my ass kicked in a bar fight a couple of years ago and it makes it very difficult for me to drive.....Bus picks up at my work by happenstance and takes me 10 more mins than taking an Uber but saves me 400 bucks a month

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>>737142232
I swear to god if someone lives close take a picture of her and post

>>737137129
Does your dick burn when you pee?

>>737144917
O.k?
I said only shower you little angry faggêt

>>737139560
I know that smell

>>737145632
>few brown spots but they look like moles or birth marks....not sure what they actually are....

They're hobo poop

>>737145710
>Does your dick burn when you pee?
Not yet, has in the past though

>>737144135

I thought I answered earlier. Outside.....given that I took the bus as I've said 100x times and they don't typically put hotels on train tracks....

no but train wrecks usually live in hotels.....

why would you fuck a bum in the ass with no condom?

Why don't you care that you likely have something?

Did you tell her your ruined ass had herpes?

>>737143472
There is such a thing as far-right libertarians.

>>737145632
hahaha OP is a cuck that cant figt

>>737140701
Fucking Kek

>>737145895
>why would you fuck a bum in the ass with no condom?

sex with a condom sucks

>Why don't you care that you likely have something?

cause im goign to be dead soon reagardless

>Did you tell her your ruined ass had herpes?

lol no

>>737145961
>hahaha OP is a cuck that cant figt

I had a chari smashed over my head from behind from a buddy of the guy I had beat the shit out of earlier

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>not having eyes in the back of your head

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>>737138333
You could have just kindly asked - "Just one of your beautiful pussy/ass/ whatever NO FACE I PROMISE..."
Or
hide cam like this one (pic related) - from Seattle

Hahahhaha bald, Manlet with stds, rapes a homeless victim. 6.5/10

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>>737140761
Thinking about becoming a pimp, is what you're saying.

>>737145016

>>737144816 (You)
>I gotta ask, what country , city state? Ya know if she doesn't have a disease, and or a mental illness, then shes still got a chance at life, and Id like to help her. I wont need to know any other details. I will just seek her out using FB groups.. so leme know ya?

For some reason, I get the feeling that you are the serial killer from earlier and if i gave you the bus line and time of day, you'd easily find her

that is funny, I really was just interested in what shitty city in America that a youngish girl was really homeless.. Its astounding to me. You have to have some serious problems not to be able to work. I live in Texas, so I doubt itd be worth my time to drive all the way to TN so i can kill a homeless hooker you fucked.. but thanks.. i did lol at your reply.

I just wish stuff like this didnt happen.. Funny I became more empathetic after I started surfing /b/ some much cancer in here, it actually made me realize that there are so many losers out there, its amazing.

Anyways Id recommend you drop the alcohol dude.. Why complicate your life? You complain that its so boring. Well how in the world would alcoholism enhance it? Pretty pathetic yo. There are a million things to do, and you choose one of the things that lead to self destruction? Then why take the long road? It requires much more of ones self to be successful. How about this? Whens the last time you read a book? protip.. try the self help section.. what could ya lose? Well now that you have to worry about your dick falling off..

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>>737144999
Wisdom on /b/? Disgusting, need more traps and bananas

>>737137640

Clearly you're talking about immigrants. Europeans only have those basic rights on paper.

>>737144135
>political structure and media structure to the ground
He's a media whore, he's not burning shit to the ground. Media is doing that all by themselves.

He doesn't even know how our political structure works, he wouldn't even know where to start the fire. He's just randomly throwing out whatever Obama did and pandering to the richest in America.

>>737146528
go back to /pol/ faggot, this is a prostitute thread

>>737146528
VERY few ppl know how political really works
OR the reality of those with higher power -(Authoritarian Sociopathy)-

>>737144404
>never unhappy, but was nevery happy.....everything has always been just "boring"

Could be a sign that you are slightly psychopathic (Anti-social personality disorder). A mood disorder. Or an unfulfilling life, lack of interest in hobbies you've tried. Apart from fucking homeless women, of course.

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>>737146528
>>737146611
Yeah man we need more of powder bald Manley wart infested dick sucking some homeless chick.

>Will answer every single question in full detail w/ honesty except my name, work, or home address.

What's your social security number?

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>>737146807
>slightly sociopathic
Slightly? You been reading this thread? This dude is batshit crazy

>>737146734
>VERY few ppl know how political really works
He's not most people, he's the fucking president. He should at least understand what he's doing before he fucks shit up.
>>737146611
Someone else brought it up you fucking retard. Threads are posted daily about Trump. This is /b/. As in, random. As in, anything goes

>>737146807
>>737146924


>Could be a sign that you are slightly psychopathic (Anti-social personality disorder). A mood disorder. Or an unfulfilling life, lack of interest in hobbies you've tried. Apart from fucking homeless women, of course.

I used to think this. But I have a genuine desire to help people and and get really good feelings when I help people (be that give them money if they happen to be nice but are struggling, teaching them a skill, etc...)

I'd only do something malicious to someone who did something to hurt my friends or family or someone I care about......hell, even if a person hurts me, 9 times out of 10 I let it slide.

>>737146845
>Yeah man we need more of powder bald Manley wart infested dick sucking some homeless chick.

Kek, you do bring up a good point

>>737144508
not gonna lie. fucked a prostitute in eastowne knox by the boxing gym/collesium. Also, an underage chick by mcd's by eastowne mall. No regrets..I guess.

>>737146924
Crazy is on a spectrum. I listed more than one thing because of this.
>>737147038
Yeah. Sounds to me like more of a mood disorder. Boredom is only one symptom of psychopathy. Mood disorders aren't always debilitating

>>737146611
>go back to /pol/ faggot
If it's a safe space you want, maybe you should head over there. /b doesn't really give a shit.

>>737147038
was she missing any teeth?
did you have any conversations with her?what about?
how big is your dick?
did she enjoy it?
do you know why she's homeless?
does she take drugs?
did you pay her?
what's her name?

>>737146528
>He doesn't even know how our political structure works, he wouldn't even know where to start the fire.

Ever done business in NYC?

When will you commit suicide op
P.S. i want to be like you when I grow up

>>737147410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVDGmjz7eM

>>737147410
I don't see how that would translate to knowing how to govern the entire country and handling the complex task of foreign affairs for one of the world's greatest superpowers. Representing us to 194 countries worldwide.

>>737146267
you are the loser. Stop trying to fix things that cant be fixed faggot. And stop saying yo you piece of shit.

For some reason I feel like OP is a fucking based dude. Would like to hang out with him and fuck homeless bitches.

>>737147375
>was she missing any teeth?
Not any visible, though they did look offwhite/yellowish

>did you have any conversations with her?what about?
Yeah, have chatted with her a few times in the past. Mostly bout trivialities like the weather

>how big is your dick?
5 inches and sort of small girth as well

>did she enjoy it?
I wouldn't think so, but she seemed eager to please me

>do you know why she's homeless?
No skills/education, no family, no friends, no support...

>does she take drugs?
Yeah, but she doesn't seem like a heavy addict
(I'm a heavy addict so am good at spotting them I'd like to think, though I'm just an alcoholic)

>did you pay her?
Yeah, 80 bucks, 20 more than she asked

>what's her name?
Not going to say, with all of the info I've given in other post, it'd be easy to dox her by coming to nashville and yelling her name at a certain time on a certain line that isn't very populated...

>>737147427
>When will you commit suicide op

Probably about a month or so before my liver finally fails

>>737147626
>For some reason I feel like OP is a fucking based dude. Would like to hang out with him and fuck homeless bitches.

Thanks anon

>>737147038
So you are a man of principle so you claim. You are a lying sack of shit. The way you try and throw yourself on a pedestal screams how deep down you truly have issues with yourself. The bald, manlet of principle KEKL

>>737137129
Pic related?

>>737147796
>So you are a man of principle so you claim. You are a lying sack of shit. The way you try and throw yourself on a pedestal screams how deep down you truly have issues with yourself. The bald, manlet of principle KEKL

I didn't claim I was a man of principle....just simply said I don't like killing or hurting people for fun and like being nice to people in need who are nice to me.....Is this some sort of weird type of projecting you are doign anon? it's okay, you can talk about it. This is a safe space and we won't judge you.

>>737147802
>Pic related?
nah, got it from searching homless prostitute on google images

>>737137129

Shheeeit she ain't broke cletus, she got Fritos

>>737147623
yo got a problem with yo?

>>737147626
Yeah, me too,... well hang out - not fucking homeless bitches w/o condom - maybe i'll shoot the video - for Memories 'n shit

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I finally found the texas bus surfer. Cowabunga Im going ro stab her 38 times

Can you tell us what broke you and made you addicted to alcohol

>>737148253
Only sick faggotts stab chix

>>737147936
For you anon anything I know it's hard to come to terms with your issues but I was simply characterizing you as a person who likes people to believe he is a helping hand, who would have any family mans back before his own. First the key is to stop lying to yourself because from what I've read so far you are sleezy mf that wants to come off as the good guy.

>>737148332
Read the thread ffs.. he has been so informative i practically know the guy. Stop being so 12

>>737146924
yeah that is not even slightly he is fucking badshit but seems like well at least he gaver 80 dlls, also what the fuck fucking in the railroad track ? sounds like a fucking serial killer

>>737139386

You have your head up your ass. It takes a year of living on the street to be able to sign up for the list for the shelter in CA. Most of the time you get harassed or arrested before you are eligible and have to relocate to other areas. Then its a temporary three months then you are back on the street. Showers? If you are "shelter" eligible, then you get a locker, if not, you have to wait in line for a shower. They do provide food for all though.

The other thing you don't see about shelters is that the gang's rule them and your stuff gets stolen, bed bugs are rampant.

I'm ex-homeless, but you have to work YOURSELF off the street, nobody will help you.

>>737148253
I can tell you she don't have money, but what she does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills she has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you.

>>737148375
Im not sick im just different. Are homosexuals sick? Are vegans sick?

>>737145881
Underrated

>>737148550
Don't stab anyone -- just don't

>>737148332
as this anon said, read the thread >>737148458


>>737148418
>First the key is to stop lying to yourself because from what I've read so far you are sleezy mf that wants to come off as the good guy.

meh, i'm not worried about how people perceive me. Most the people I have helped don't like me, but they are good people....just complicated situations

>>737148461
>sounds like a fucking serial killer
I need a place to fuck her without having to worry about people seeing and calling the cops

>>737139386

And for all the money thats provided by the government very little trickles down to the average hobo. Most of the money goes to people "studying" the problem for exorbitant fees. I called one school to get retraining that was provided 50 million dollar grant, they used the money to train 40 people!

Also, a lot of the bums are violent, drugged out or alcholic and will go off at any time.

>>737148458
I read it and I can't tell why he lost hope in life, I wanted to know if there was something that affected him heavily

Just wanna know how much did you drink to get to this spot? Did you suffer AKI? How much do you drink now?

>>737139728

Most of the time, if you can't get a shower, you take a sponge bath the best you can, usually under your arms, back, and try to hit other areas.

>>737148748
Nice try. now I'm going to stab her 51 times

>>737148822
>Just wanna know how much did you drink to get to this spot? Did you suffer AKI? How much do you drink now?

Roughly 1 liter or whiskey or vodka a day for 8 years

not sure what AKI is

Drinking slowly ramped up. I have severe withdrawls for example if I only have 10 shots by 3pm;ish

>>737148786
A chair

How long you last?

>>737148822
>>737148944

Just googled, yeah, my kidneys are fucked

>>737149020
>How long you last?

If I'm not trying to last long and just trying to get off, about 45 seconds, maybe 2 minutes

If I'm trying to last "long", about 3-5 minutes....and that's a stretch

If you're rich just buy new organs

>>737140772
>cheap motel

This is part of the homeless problem in the US as with those "fix and flip" shows a whole cottage industry has sprung up with renovating hotels into "boutique" hotels for hipsters at exorbitant prices. You used to be able to find a place to at least take a shower for $20. Hourly hotels are really hard to find as the cops crack down on them a lot.

>>737143749

wrote cookbook, 50 ways to wok your dog

Good thread op, it was really nice
Ps I hope you liver work longer

>>737148766
>meh, i'm not worried about how people perceive me. Most the people I have helped don't like me, but they are good people....just complicated situations.

Why help those that do not like you?

This is getting to the next level of conceited. You think you helped that girl really anon you shot a load of herpe right in her homeless ass. You have away of justifying your actions in your head to make it seem as you are a man who helps the weak. By raping their ass kek

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>>737143956

butthurt detected

>>737145659

Yup, can attest, that's me. OP is not as good as he thinks he is.

Tips for the young alkies following in your path?

Op start a new thread except lie to us about how it went down. Preferably in greentext. And dont mention she stinks.

>>737149626
>Tips for the young alkies following in your path?

like on how to become and alcky and die, or how to not become an additct?

>>737149629
>Op start a new thread except lie to us about how it went down. Preferably in greentext. And dont mention she stinks.


I'll write the greentext tomorrow, way too much for my drunk ass to do right now

>>737148944
>AKI

Acute renal failure develops rapidly over a few hours or days. It may be fatal. It's most common in those who are critically ill and already hospitalized.
Symptoms include decreased urinary output, swelling due to fluid retention, nausea, fatigue, and shortness of breath. Sometimes symptoms may be subtle or may not appear at all.

>>737149781
Whichever is funner

>>737149856
Well, if you wanna become a true alcoholic, you have to literally force yourself to drink more than you actually want to for a good period of time

If you don't want to become an alcoholic, get your personal life in check

>>737147670
>Yeah, 80 bucks, 20 more than she asked

You're a broken man, OP. But also a very decent one.

>>737137478
Seconded

>>737149781
Nigga please, you can still type. We all might be dead tomorow for real.. i dont want to have to stab you 40 times

>>737150100
Bare with me, I'm drunk. What is all with this stabbing nonsense since I started this thread.....is it a maymay?

>>737150171
It's a reference to homeless prostitutes being killed readily around the globe due to being an easy target

>>737150171
Appeal to our fantasy of fucking a homeless chick. Dont include the negatives. Lie about the smell, for instance:
>she pulled her pants down and had a chocolate covered doughnut placed around her gaping wet pussy hole which i proceded to eat and she squirted maple syrup.
Somthing like this

>>737144404
>I was never unhappy, but was nevery happy.....everything has always been just "boring".....hard to describe
Know what you mean

>>737147670
Hol up, is she white or is she a shitskin?
Also, what race are you?

>>737137640
Once a person has been freed it is almost impossible for them to go back.

>>737137129
Awesome read OP! This has been one of my fantasies. Thanks for answering questions

>>737150736
>Hol up, is she white or is she a shitskin?
>Also, what race are you?

We are both White

>>737150842
Do you go to church on Sundays?

>>737144215
Bump

>>737150962
No

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>>737138013
mother of fuck

>>737151092
But you believe in god right? I mean, this is Nashville we are talking about.

>>737151158
>But you believe in god right? I mean, this is Nashville we are talking about.

Nah, seems kind of silly to believe in that sort of thing

>>737151246
Just curious, lived in the south my whole life, I live in "middle TN" now in a small town. Raised Baptist but I was never a believer. Shit is serious around these parts, lol

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>>737137129
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>737146807
sounds like your typical sociopath. first off, he never even mentions that word like all the other edgeposters in here. 2nd life bores him he and gets off on degenerancy (alcoholism, prostitutes with no guilt or regret of disease or spreading his own lol). not all sociopaths are violent but do find sadistic pleasure out of exploiting others who are less or more fortunate.

>>737137129

Why was she homeless?

>>737151389
Mass brainwashing is a powerfull thing huh. Should come to australia.. we are basically sophisticated rednecks. Truly wild and fearless for the moat part. And im talking true original australians. Now this new wave of snowflakes that seem to be taking the western world over

Great thread OP. A real gem.

Maybe lay off the booze a bit. Plenty more homeless hookers to bang.

Thanks for the thread OP. Wish you the best.

Just a friendly reminder im going to wait at the bus stop at 9pm untill i find her, fuck her and stab her 40 times

>>737151819
>>737151986

Thanks. Thought I'd try to make this shit board a little more interesting for a couple of hours without the constant trap and loli threads

>>737151543
The further in the thread it got, the more signs became obvious. It is likely that he is one. Psychopath and sociopath aren't terms used in the medical field anymore though.

>>737137129
Credit card number and security code? Thanks OP

>>737137703
/*ke*k

Lets get it to 300 replys. Where is the friendly banana when you need him? I really like that image

>>737148859
There is a full thread of her on /s/

>>737149019
Btw this was a heavily underated post

Hahahaha thats my dream OP

>>737153049
Link? Couldnt find on page 1. Didint want to dig deeper

>>737144135
kegeling with her asshole??