What's the gayest shit you've ever done anon?

one time i suck dick but only with mouth so not to gay

Shaved my legs when I went to high school. Got eternal shit for it and still do. I give not a Fuck. You haven't felt heaven until you climb into bed with shaved legs and feel the divine touch of flanellete sheets on your skin.

>>737137059
go on 4chan

>> was really horny and it was late about 7 pm
>>really wanted to try sucking dick
>>downloaded grindr and looked for awhile for a hot looking guy
>>found someone pretty close they drove to me at about 8pm and couldnt find each other at first but ended up meeting
>>walked behind a fence dropped to my knees
>>pulled out his cock and it was already a little hard
>>jacked him off for a little until he was hard
>>here it goes
>>put my mouth around the head and go a little deeper while jacking him off
>>his dick tastes great and i go a little further and start sucking
>>move my hand off and start going at it fast
>>go deep and gag a little and take it out of my mouth
>>continue jacking him off while i prepare to go deep again
>>almost fit whole cock in mouth before stopping hes about 7 inchs
>>continue to suck almost down to the base really fast and he starts to say fuck under his breathe
>>take dick out of mouth and suck on tip while stroking
>>taste precum
>>take hand off and start deep throating fast he starts moaning louder and says hes close and i reply good
>>continue to suck but slower and longer strokes
>>says hes about to cum so i give it my all
>>slobbing down his cock as hard as i can and he twitches a little and cums in my mouth and i swallow it all
>>wasnt much cum but i liked it
>>walked back home after

wiped my butt

>>737137059
when i was in 2nd or 3rd grade I dry humped another boy, fully clothed, obviously nobody came or anything, but erections were had. it was definitely pretty gay looking back on it.

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>>737138214
Faggor

sucked my brother's dick

>>737139182
greentext?

>>737137059
one time I opened a cock rate thread to kindly ask the faggots to kill themselves.

>>737139434
meh, if there's more interest then maybe, I'm a lazy cunt

there was 5 of us, 5 teenage boys buzzing on ectasy in a small room, ectasy made us all very warm and affectionate so we took our clothes off and starting raving wearing nothing but our underwear, luckily it didnt get any more gay than that but the next day we all agreed that was the gayest shit we all ever done haha

>>737137059
Posted in this thread

>>737138200
Cool dubs fag

Jerked off my friend

>>737139808
Beat me to it, I came to post this.

>>737140131
>>737139808

I guess you're homos now

>>737137059
jerk off to a trap thread and have thoughts going as far as hooking up with a dude i went to HS with that I know is a total twink
i also stick household items up my ass sometimes like screwdrivers or one end of a wrench

I got a friend that I visit now and then and we always end up getting each other off. It started relatively harmless, you all know how it goes, I'll jerk yours and you'll jerk mine. Strangers hands feel better. But then we wanted something even better and sucked each other off. Thing spiraled out of control. Now, simply jerking off isn't an option anymore.

fap to traps

>>737137059
I fucked another guy in the ass.

>>737137059
OP'd a thread once
never again

>>737139538
Color me intrigued

>>737140170
Me too, tried the long candle meme and it ended up melting and coating my colon with wax.

kissed a boy while he put his dongo in my butt

Participated in a /b/ dick rate thread.

Got spit roasted once. One cock in my ass, one in my mouth. Then they switched.

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>>737137059
I was bottomed by a chubby bear my first time, and he was pounding into my ass so hard that I couldn't control my hole and since it was early in the morning I hadn't gone to the bathroom.
In essence he fucked the shit out of me pounding me against the wall, I sprayed on him and his mattress it was starting to hurt but he kept fucking me deeper until he came inside me and on my stomach.
8/10, might do again.

Replied to faggot OP

>be 17
>at friends place for small party
>gf gets wasted early
>go up to bedroom to fuck
>she pukes and passes out
>my dick needs to be drained
>go out and sit on deck and smoke some weed
>super femme dude thats friends with my gf join me
>smoke and talk shit
>he keeps bringing up how he is gay and weed makes him horny
>fuck it
>tell him he can blow me
>he gets on knees and blows sucks me under the table
>cum and he swallows
>post cumshot regret
>feel like a faggot now
>he gets back up and sits back and talks like nothing happened

so basically i got my dick mouth raped by a faggot while i was drunk and high.

Sucked my boyfriends duck

>>737141965
Kek

masturbated a couple of times

>>737137059
Fingered my asshole in the shower a few times while jerking off to see if I enjoyed it. Didn't.
Pro tip: shave asshole
No homo

>>737141414
>tell him he can blow me
>feel like a faggot now
All correct

>>737137059
Let my younger brother fuck me once.

Okay, maybe 4 times.

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>>737138214

>>737140435
Not that much to tell really
>Saw older brothers dick at a party when he got it out to show on omegle
>later at home, asked to see it again
>he says nothing, takes it out, already hard 7-8 inches kind of skinny
>ask if I can suck it
>he puts phone down, "sure"
>got on my knees infront of him and went at it, swirling my tongue under his foreskin
>go down as far as I can, sucky sucky, sucking and licking balls too
>cums in my mouth.

>later (we share a room) here him wanking again, ask if he wants any help with that "yeah"
>walk over to his bed, just suck this time
>cums in my mouth again
>go back to my bed go to sleep
>wake up middle of night with his knees above my shoulders and his dick in my mouth, more suck, more cum swallow
>sleep
>nothing ever happened after that

I'm a bad storyteller I know but it is true

>Be Me
>Be 19
>completely trashed in my room
>Drunkenly text transitioning dude(M to F)
>Invite over and bribe with cigarettes(he was a heavy smoker)
>Tranny comes over and I make my move cuz horny and tryin to nut
>Push him on the bed and get on top
>Tranny pushes me off and says
>"I'd let you fuck me if you weren't straight"
>He leaves
>Pass out
>Wake up to text of what happened
>Instant shame and regret
>Drank later that day

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Got a blowjob while watching Wonder Woman by my 60 year old neighbor. He made me cum four times I can elaborate more for scientific reasons

>>737142814
still have that alcohol problem?

>>737137412
shave your leg is not gay at all...

But saying things like that is:
>You haven't felt heaven until you climb into bed with shaved legs and feel the divine touch of flanellete sheets on your skin.

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>>737142921
I wonna have sexual relations with Gal Gaddot, I would liberate her holy land if you know what I'm sayin.
And after that I'd have to just gas her because she's a filthy Jew.

spending a night in a gays bed without kiss or sex hehe

>>737137059
Fucked a bunny to death, it was male

>>737142921
Hot

>>737137412
And then your legs turn into barbed wire (at least that's what it feels like when my GF forgets to do it for a day or two). So glad I don't have to deal with that kind of shit

I'm not gay, but one time after a party I fooled around with a guy and his friend. First they shaved my ass, then they lubed me up really well (this was the best part), then they spitroasted me, then they shot their loads into me. They left me gasping on the floor with jizz leaking from both ends.

It never happened again and I never did anything else with any other guys.

>>737144010
>barbed wire

Damn! Tell your gf not to use razor, where I live my gf use this product called "veet". It is a cream that "melt" any kind of hair... painless and odorless...
Wax also don't leave the barbed wire feeling

>>737144640
I used hair removal cream on my balls once, I'm fat and my legs had been chafing, it hurt more than when I broke my collar bone or when I broke my wrist.

I've been living wih a guy for six years and we fuck eachother about 3 to 4 times a week. We are about to marry... I love the taste of his jizz and the way the grabs my hips when he unload in my asshole...

but i'm not gay at all...

Anoness here. I've done everything two girls can do to eachother.

My take away: Vaginas are gross, top half only please.

>>737144819
That's because it's a really sensitive part of your body, putting icyhot on your arms/legs feels ok put it on your balls and you're in for hours of agony

>>737140514
no fuckin shit hahahahahahhaa never heard of it thats gold

>>737144819

I'm no expert, but this cream is not indicated for balls..

>>737137059
Gay sex.

>>737144970
you know the rules...

>>737145235
It is not, it was a mistake on my part but it felt good after, smoooth

>>737145299
I use razor every other day (balls and dick)
smooth as baby ass

>>737139693
My nigga

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Right now I wear a skirt.

I used to do some pretty gay stuff when I was younger, like 10 and 11 young. When my friend would stay over at my house, I'd steal some of my mom's underwear and we would take turns wearing it for each other.

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Well one time a band camp some one stuffed an Australian didgeridoo up my ass.

Read 4Chan

My dick kind of flopped over when i was looking at greased up body builders.. still dont know what to think about it

>>737145295
Bump

Ive had a gay experience but all we did was was rub dicks and he sucked my dick. I was uncomfortable the whole time and wasnt even turned on but i forced myself to cum so I could leave. Its been about a month since and ive fucked 3 chicks since then but im so full of regret. I know its not really that big of a deal but I really wish i didnt do it. Has anyone ever been in the situation im in? It seemed hot in my head but once i got there and it started happening i realized its not for me and i feel like a huge faggot lol

>>737147466
nigga you gay

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>>737147883
fucked three chicks without a care for a single one of em yet rub your cock and another and you can't stop thinking about it hmm?

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28 - go to nudist beach to see naked girls - no girls- talk to old men- old men likes my dick- let him touch my dick- get hard but no cumming. then jurk of the old men = enyoyd that he liked my cock

>>737148042
Lol never said i didn't care for them. I just realized i made a mistake. Im not depressed or anything im just like "damn I cant believe i did that" and no i dont think about it barely ever its just something i wish i never did

I got drunk at a friends small party and woke up in bed with a lesbian who was apparently to be into me, still have not told boyfriend, would post pics because he uses /b/ aswell

I started a thread on /b/ once

>>737143073
im not who u quoted but I do.

>>737148356
Think about it this way, you experimented, you didn't like it, that's the end of it.

>>737145414
my nutsack is too fatty and flabby to use a razor. would get caught in the skin and tear my shit up.

idk why either ever sicne i was a young boy ive always had some really low droopy nuts

>>737148849
Try an electric razor, that's what I do now, you need a good one though

>>737149011
Should I get the Philips Norelco 3100 to caress my nuts while it strips me of my manhood?

>be me
>First grade
>Friends with this little black kid named kivazhi
>He called penises dingalings
>He would constantly talk about sucking dingalings
>He was also obsessed with Austin powers
>We would make up some retarded songs about dingalings and African queens

>One day in class
>he said we should go to the bathroom together
>Whythefuck.png
>He said we should suck each other's dingalings
>I say sure
>We go to the bathroom
>Go to a stall
>He tells me I go first
>Pull my millimeter dick out
>Mfw balls havent dropped yet
>Can't even get eraction
>Kid backs out as soon as I pull it out
>I put it back in my pants
>We go back to class
This kid also indirectly caused me to almost rape my little sister, if anyone wants to hear that one

>>737149111
Idk man, I have a good electric razor, doesn't cut at all unless you're a dumbass, and I have wrinkly as fuck balls, I'd tell you what it's called but I can't remember,it's downstairs and I'm drunk, it's yellow and black if you feel like searching yourself

>>737149813
nah im good with my hairy nutsack lol. Sounds good being drunk though, im working on a buzz but ran out of beer. Off to spend my last $9 fueling my alcoholism!

Quick question yall, should i just grab one last 6 pack and maybe try to squeeze in a tall boy or should I go for the Four Lokos

>>737149901
Buy stock in a small company that is expected to grow exponentially soon

>>737149813
A bee?

>>737149745
Go on...

>>737150112
buy $9 in stocks?

>>737148849
lose some weight fatty

>>737150172
Philips oneblade, I googled "yellow and black electric razor"

>>737150354
>Be me
>Still in 1st grade
>Still can't get an erection
>Still constantly talking about getting my dingaling sucked with kivazhi
>Really wanted to know what it was like
>One day
>Sitting in room with my little sister
>She was about 4 at the time
>Watching TV
>Probably blue's clues or some shit
>Get idea
>Stand up
>Pull out milliweiner
>Tell her to suck it
>She says no
>I push it in her face and tell her to do it
>Bitch starts crying
>Mom runs into the room
>Starts going batshit crazy
>Mfw

>>737151144
Does she remember it?
Also nice dubs

>>737137059
here goes, happened around a month ago:

>friend had his birthday so we went out for drinks
>big group of people, 3 men and around 10 girls
>cheap place so we drink a lot
>drunk bitch (3/10) sitting next to me is trying to lick my fingers for some reason
>try my best to ignore her
>i get drunk as fuck
>lose track of time and miss the last bus home
>girl from across the table (4/10) says it's ok, you and your friend can stay at my house until morning
>thank her
>keep drinking
>we leave at around 3AM (me, one of my friends who will call Jim, the 4/10 and the 3/10)
>start walking to her place
>while walking, the 2 girls (drunk as fuck) start making out
>Jim whispers to me that it's our chance to have an orgy and have a story to tell
>they are ugly as fuck but I loved the idea
>go to 4/10's home
>propose we keep drinking
>3/10 says she'll go to sleep
>Jim follows her into the bedroom, while 4/10 goes to remove her contact lenses
>sit all by myself in the living room awkwardly
>decide to check the bedroom
>walk inside, see Jim and 3/10 making out
>ok, I think to myself, Jim is getting laid tonight, so I'll just back off
>4/10 comes inside
>ignores me, goes to bed with them and starts stroking 3/10 hair
>as all 3 of them lay in the bed (pretty big bed) I join in as well
>looks awkward as fuck, but 4/10 doesn't care, starts making out with me
>thisishappening.gif
>we get naked, 4/10 brings us some weird ass condoms with a cannabis leaf sign
>ok whatever
>4/10 starts blowing me
>best blowjob I ever had
>Jim starts fucking the 3/10, I get the other one
>everything goes smoothly for a while, but I'm still drunk as fuck and the condom is shitty so my dick starts going soft
>not wanting to panic and ruin my first orgy I try to relax
>start holding Jim's hand while he's fucking the 3/10
>look eachother in the eye
>laugh at it and keep holding hands, like "hey we are gay, haha so funny lol"

To be continued.

>>737137059
I masturbate a penis to orgasm almost every day. Does the fact that it's mine make it any less gay?

>>737150597
Im perfectly fit. Just droopy balls. LOL

>>737151368
continuing:

>keep fucking while holding Jim's hand and looking at him in the eye
>dick is semi hard, don't care this is fucking funny
>slap his ass
>one of the girls asks what was that sound
>think she's talking about Jim's ass
>she was actually talking about hearing keys at the door
>ohshit.gif
>Jim gets up and goes behind the door, naked, covering his dick with his hands
>I get up and stand awkwardly there
>4/10 says it's probably her brother
>I am too panicked from hearing keys so I go next to Jim and try to hear what's happening
>we are standing naked next to each other in the dark while the girls look like they have completely forgotten about us
>3/10 starts licking 4/10's pussy
>I'm standing awkwardly next to Jim who is still covering is dick
>still drunk, I get a funny idea to relieve pressure
>grab my dick and dickslap his hand
>looks at me with a "wtf is wrong with you" face
>I realise that I don't wanna be there anymore
>whisper to Jim that we should get out of here
>he agrees, we start dressing up
>4/10's brother probably went to sleep
>we say goodnight to the girls, they don't even care, time is 5AM
>get out of the house in a hurry
>start walking towards bus station in complete silence
>wait 30 minutes for the first bus to arrive
>never talked about that night afterwards
>didn't even cum

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>>737144959
Ah, yes. No balls touching, nice loophole, friend.

https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

>>737151144
i hope she remembers it

>>737152150
At least you aren't gay