You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.

>>737128715
- too expensive
- too much drama
- too much bullshit
- mood swings
- monthly cycle
- compromise

fuck that, i just fap when i'm horny and get on with my awesome life.

>>737128715
i rarely go outside

>>737128715
I smell, fucked a hologram!

You and me in japan.

im ugly

Joke's on you i do

>>737128715
Dead and numb on the inside after my last relationship, which ended nearly two years ago.

>>737128715
Because ive been married 14 years...

>>737128715

Porn has made me insecure about my perfectly average sized cock and now I can barely talk to a girl without thinking she'll laugh at it.

so op you posted a pic of yourself but wheres your gf? dude so hypocritical

>>737129719
how about a period of nofap?

>>737128715
I am Autistic and Ugly

>>737129691
it's been 10 years since i felt anything. i know that feel bro.

I don't go outside

>>737129719
Dont sweat it man. You have to take into consideration that a lot of the pornstars are tiny, so even a regular size penis looks huge in their hands.

Dont want to actively go looking for something. Plus im fat and gross

Because i have a trap bf and i've never been so happy

i don't go outside

>>737128715
44, not aging well, going bald with an odd shaped head so cant shave it off, hairy shoulders/neck, back teeth are fucked, used to slay beaver like mad before all this shit took hold cos i'm not bad looking but chicks look at me now like i shot their pet cat.

>>737128715
I live in Philly.
It's basically all niggers here.
I would probably date outside my race if she had a nice personality and was cute, but I don't think I could bring myself to date outside my species.

>>737128715
I'm a loser that hates women and I always say stupid shit when I get into a conversation. I talk to them like they are /b

>>737128715
She died of cerebral hemorrhage

>>737128715
Below average looks, socially retarded and I just don't have the balls or motivation to try.

Porn will do for now I guess.

I could make a list or write a paragraph or two but it all boils down to one thing: I'm a fucking train wreck of a human being.

>>737128715

Deep rooted psychological issues leading to anxiety and an uncomfortable emotional distance

>>737128715
Cuz im beta af and cant talk to girls, plus hella acne boi

Probably could do but it would only be until September when I move for uni and she goes on a gap year to fuck knows where and I doubt itd be more than kissing as she is super self conscious

>>737130098
Is this a joke?

If not... my condolences, bro.

>>737128715
I could but I'm too afraid of intimacy to let chicks know I like them, so I friend zone myself sucks

Bcuz I'm married

dont want the drama i like that no one cares for me if some one does it drives me mad and who the hell would put up with my shit i barely do

Because my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate it.

I rarely go outside and all the girls i know are ridiculesly stipid and could never hold a somewhat chellanging and deep conversation for more then 2 seconds

Because relationships are a fucking sham gl getting cucked faggot

i prefer to be alone gazing into the cold unknown abyss

Because I've got a boyfriend.

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>>737129127
this

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>>737130270
No it's not unfortunately, it happend 6 weeks ago.. she was only 18 years old.

I'm very sad, thanks mate

>>737130577
is it cause your black bull throatfucked her?

>>737130430
I've had many a stupid g/f, bro's are for talking to and all that deep shit, chicks are for late night company and sex.

I have 2.. in addition to my hot wife

>>737129691
I feel

>>737130577
My condolences too. Hope you feel better one day man.

I am a god from another reality that fell into this dimension by mistake

>>737128715
Because I Linux

>>737128715
bc im poor bald 5'9 and have no confidence

>>737130638
I shouldnt have laughed as hard as I did at this.

how do i speak to girls instead of being awkward

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>>737130638

Since gfs are the topic. My last relationship ended recently.

>Emo chick
>What can I say I like daddy issues
>been dating 3 months
>qt 3.14 enough
>super duper sweet
>really clingy which, in moderation is okay, but she let it get over the top, part of the reason for break up
>heres the kicker
>In the course of 3 months, tries to kill herself twice, ends up in the hospital and metal institute

Am I dick for not staying with that? Cause I feel bad and all. I mean, her life is garbage without me, I didn't want to take that away from her. But fuck. Feelings were lost once I saw how fucking insane she was.
Am I in the wrong here?

>like it even matters
>already with another girl kek

>>737130664
Ha! so many cucks in the thread.
I have no girlfriend AND no friends, feels good man. One day you will wake up and realize you are being used by the system and everyone who you associate with is only there because they feel like they can get something from you. But just keep doing what you are told and don't step out of line.

because I'm a straight femanon

>>737130430
Learn English!
Before you start to talk shit about the intelligence of other people. xD

>>737130983
Become rich, dumbass.

i have one but not happy. thinking about breaking up but i just cant cause she is such a sweet person but no longer feel love. rather be alone than keeping the relationship

>30
>working dead-end job
>caring for disabled relative
>always tired
>always depressed
>ugly
>starting to get fat
>boring
>no personality

Jesus, I could go all day.

I am to physically and mentally fucked up, not to mention a complete bore to talk to.

>>737131074
one step ahead of you chum.

I'm so fat and unattractive I think it would be morally wrong for another person to see me naked and feel compelled to touch me. Even if they liked me enough to overlook it.

Also, I don't go out very often and I find women (and most people) boring

>>737128715
Because I do.

>>737131093
please post boobs. i'm so lonely.

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>>737128715
because i haven't met rose in person yet

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>>737130638
.

>>737131327
nah, I've got no sharpie handy

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>>737128715

Because I look like this...

>>737131356
this

>>737131074
>>737131259
Didnt know others felt the same way that I do.

>>737131356

mmmmm

>>737128715
>>737129219

Im Homeless and ive got no money so thats a turnoff.

But im also into paranormal / conspiracy shit and my brain explodes with redpills like alex jones.

In the process of which, I have lost most of the topics to be able to even get a conversation going with a normal person.

If I find a girl who's into paranormal/redpill we can probably hit it off, but there's no way to know since people keep this to themselves.

> not having a Place to bring a girl back to, to get fucked, is also a problem

That took longer than 10 seconds but there are multiple reasons.

> Actually I wouldn't say looks/smell/appearance have anything to do with it
> Also ive got a decent cock, but there's no way a girl would see it unless something was going on between us

I'm good looking enough to get laid occasionally, can save money and time from retarded drama

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>>737128715
don't gotta explain shit

pic related

>>737131481
I started to get rid of all my friends at 28. Gave up on girls at 30. Am 34 now, it's peaceful and content. A lot of weeks I go into work Monday morning and think to myself "I haven't actually spoken a word to anybody since I left work on Friday".

Dating requires time. Between work school and kid, no time

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>>737131583
there we go, forgot to attach thread relevant pic.

I dont have any interests that fall in line with what girls are interested in. There's no crossover.

I cant start a conversation or keep it going. And knowing that she wont approve of me being homeless/penniless prevents me from bothering to invest any effort in talking more to a girl.

it's better without their consent

>>737128715
i have one

because i have a boyfriend

>>737131093
also I can sometimes be a horrid cunt. Don't blame people for avoiding us walking, talking vaginas. There are less obnoxious skins around holes out there

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>>737131414
its wojak

>be me
>fit
>enough self confidence to talk to girls without having anxiety
>goes out a lot with friends
>lives alone, and have a decent job

The problem is that I have phimosis, and I'm too pussy to go to the doctor with it. I could have fuck girls, but I always stop at kissing and fingering, cause Im scared that they will look me down because of it. Is still a Virgin tho.
Fml.

Me is lazy butt. Also I'm a dickhead.

>>737128715
Because I dont need extra emotional and financial baggage.

>>737132333
trips of truth, dickhead

>>737131764
Isn't it great anon? Really glad someone else feels the same way. Never felt better!

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>>737130098
Oh Mr. Kent i told you Miss Leng couldn't handle an headjob

Do you actually sleep on the street?

Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride. Got a bird: too much hassle

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The girl I like has serious ex-boyfriend issues. Giving her time to sort her shit before we even try dating

>>737132591
face it, anon, you're not next in line or else she'd already be fucking you

>>737128715
Because I'm a 5'10" manlet and dont deserve one.

>>737132261
Same for me except for the anxiety part(I am even afraid to say hello)

>>737128715
Because I don't want one until I have a solid career

no money
speech impediment
balding
oldish (35)
live with mum
no job
depression
social anxiety
erectile dysfuntion
general pervert

>>737131764
Realized by the time I was 16 relationships brought no benefits other than emotional which made them not worth their trouble.
Stopped talking to my friends since last year and trying to make any new ones. Gets lonely sometimes but the amount of peace you get cannot be compared with anything else. I am 20 now and I wonder what will happen in the years to come.

>>737128715
I have a wife. She would kill me if i found myself a girlfriend..

>>737128715
Because I left the crazy bitch. Almost all women are the same. Take my advice. Just pump and dump. Focus your energy on your career and you will be better off.

commitment issues.

I don't go outside

>>737128715
Mother married way beneath her. Bad DNA and small penis inherited from father.

>>737128715

Law school is far to time-consuming and tiring. I wouldn't have the time or energy to give her the attention she needs.

i do /thread

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Not a dyke

Because I'm gay

>>737128715
I already get laid and don't want the trouble so fuck that shit I'd rather not

>>737128715
anytime alone with anyone can't stop thinking about killing them. Pretty sure women can I'm thinking about killing them when I look into their eyes. Makes it really hard to get a GF

>>737132667
Thats the problem. She tried to right after her breakup. I'm past the age of just fucking for fun so we agreed to give it time before we took it any further

i am an autistic programmer

Socially Inept

>>737128715
autism
ugly
love loli
i want 10/10 qt gf

Because I'm me.

>>737133143
>Why don't you have a boyfriend

>>737130098
topkek

>>737130577
more this is gold xD

one word. Fairly sure you all have seen this before,
>4CHAN

>>737133796
xDDD

>>737133652
>>737133734
i used to be like this...

>>737133628
>>737133628
>Shut in Weeb
>Browse 4chin
refer to >>737133796

Well I'm here so...

And what happens after 10 seconds?

My ex messed me up and I don't know where I'd meet a girl I'd like to date

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She sucked me dry and used my like the easy cheap kazoo I am. Never fucking cared and it feels like shit.

>>737128715
I never talk with girls enough for us to move past being aquaintances

>>737128715
fat

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I don't meet many new people, on top of that I'm really picky because I've been cheated on in every relationship I've been in before.

>>737128715
im not good at sex on they're vagina

crooked teeth, boring, Immigrant

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>>737128715
>Married

Had to dump my girlfriends when i got married :/

im fat
thats it
workin on it tho so i wont be a beta loser

>>737128715
I don't want one, people (and especially women) are always looking for something better, they'll always leave as soon as they get what they wanted out of you.

>>737128715
Having a gf meme is dead

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>>737128715
i can talk to cute chicks but not to those i fancy

>>737135349
I have a wife but sometimes she suprises me with an MFF threesome

>>737131745
Both of you are ugly and deserve each other.

I do :)

>>737128715
Because most of them have dicks nowadays.

>>737128715
Im a fat, ugly, acne covered retard who doesn't go outside for any other reason than school

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>>737128715
>wojak

>>737128715
The one girl over ever cared about left me. I'm not a handsome dude, I'm just trying to dig myself our of this hole I'm in.

>>737128715
i dont really meet anyone

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>>737136250

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>>737128715
I accept just being by myself. A gf is not needed to make my life happier than it already is.

Vidya games, books and porn make me feel happy.

>>737128715
I had girlfriends a long time ago. Then came depression, my legs were crippled due to infection and edema. Life is pain. Feelings gone numb.

>>737130098
dam sorry bro

>>737128715
cause im fat af

i was never a very extrovert guy, never looked around for easy girls or anything like that. The only two time i was in love, i was rejected almost immediately. Now i have a lot of female friends, and i've found my life can go on without any serious sexual relationship. Also, i'm not sure if i like more men or women at the moment...