Ask the sacred deer and he will answer your questions truthfully

will kekistan rise again

>>737115101
ohshitnigger.jpg

>>737115024
is op a fag

am i god?

>>737115024
Will I get fit and do well next year?

>>737115152
well what now

>>737115024
Will Hitler rise again?

I'll fuck three girls at the same time in my room this year?

Should I walk to the store for snacks? I'm intoxicated and wanna munch but I'm lazy.

TELL ME SACRED DEER. SHOULD I GO TO STORE FOR SNACKS???

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>>737115381
nice

is moot coming back ever?

>>737115445
stay home you fat fuck

>>737115024
Should we build the wall?

>>737115445
Fuck you sacred deer, I'm literally 6 foot 3 inches tall and 180 pounds. I'm a fucking bean pole. FUCK YOU.

Should I try to change my hours at work?

>>737115542
FAT BASTARD END YOURSELF

>>737115542
kek

>>737115563
It matters Sacred Dear. It matters.

should i go outside for a cigarette?

>>737115024
can i fuk

>>737115024
Oh wise deer, lets start with something easy
Will I end up dating heather?

>>737115024
am I close?

>>737115024
was i in that list?

>>737115024
WE WAZ KANGS

>>737115718
I love you sacred deer.

Will I ever become a pilot and get rich

>>737115764
so?

>>737115695
Not wrong there. Will Heidi and I fuck each other?

>>737115800
for fucks sake, roll

>>737115024
does she like me?

will she be my gf?

Will I

>>737115816
BUT...BUT WHAT?! anyway....will I have some kind of huge windfall of money within the next 6months?

>>737115900
fuck you

>>737115024
is this post gonna be dubs?

>>737115925
Heidi is too fat...hrm..yeah, kinda. I like her a lot, so whatever.

About this windfall, it'll be within 6 months?

>>737115024
did the jews deserve to die

>>737115024
Apocalypse when?

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Does my girlfriend still love me

>>737115024
Oh great and ancient sacred deer, will they lower it to a misdemeanor?

Oh stinky deer, is Laura the REAL poop butt?

>>737115024
Should i date a Japanese bitch?

>>737116067
damn it. Will I be dating/fucking Heidi within 3moths?

Will I see his dick

>>737116135
lost xD

Will I achieve my dreams?

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will i get seks tonight?

Will the hot blonde I share multiple classes each semester fuck me this year?

>>737116327
I'm saying this for your own sake... FUCKING STOP THIS ''xD''

>>737116507
Well fuck... I figured

Does she love me

Am I a whiney bitch?

>>737115024
Roll

Will I catch an std some time in my life?

>>737115024
Will I ever get her back?

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Is participation in uni really necessary?

am i as unattractive as i think i am

>>737116486
is this guy needing to get ready for a pegging?

Will i find a gf this summer?

>>737116880
One more roll.

Will he be okay?

>>737116912
fuck

Will i score over 700

Am I ugly as shit?

Will I have a qt gf by the end of this week?

Is my ex a cheating whore?

Will i win the lottery today?

Fuck me

>>737117052
So she's just a drug slut?

>>737117086
>6
Yes but you will die straight after

>>737115024
Will I ever get her back?

Will I remain single for the rest of this year?

do i keep trying?

>>737115024
i will fuck your deer mother faggot

>>737115024
Will Stefan Karl die from his cancer?

Does she really love me?

Will I get laid next month?

Will me or my friend get to fuck someone in next 3 months

>>737117296
She's really a he

Should i go to the gym?

Is moral realism true?

Will i ever get the 13th volume of Punpun?

Will I get laid this year?

>>737117417
Fuck

Will I ever be okay?

will I ever have a girlfriend that I love and who loves me?

Will it go well with Alice in Paris?

Will some bitch that i hate kill herself?

WILL I EVER GET THE 13TH VOLUME OF PUNPUN

Do my career plans work out?

>>737115024
fap?

>>737117366
Still getting laid tho

>>737117535
The fuck does being fat have to do with a desk job? e.e

Am I really ugly?

Have OP left?

Am I actually retarded?

>>737117417
that's oddly accurate...

Is she going to fuck me?

Is she going to let me fuck ?

Is she going to let me smash?

Is she really the one?

will there be another meme war

>>737115024
Will I ever make the olympic games and represent my country?

Is here husband jealous cuz she likes me?

>>737117849
damn

Will I have a good day?

jimbo is that you

>>737117880
re-roll

should I give Inga a chance?

Will abs love me again

can I have something to eat?

>>737115024
will i ever find love O-sacred deer

>>737118009
reroll

will the baby make it to full term

Will this season truly be worth the effort?

should i break up with my girl

>>737118277
Shit dubl never!

>>737115024
is josh going to pop off

>>737115024
just on jhin?

>>737115024
should we uninstall?

>>737118277
Should I still put forth the efforts?

>>737115024
Will I green out today?

Should the normies invade?

Am i alone forever?

Am I too fat?

Is there a chance I'll ever get a gf?

>>737115024
Will there be nudes ?

when will I die?

Will i die within 10 years

>>737115024
Will i be sane again?

>>737118507
Immortality

gf?

How many people here are homophobic autistic weebs?

At what age will I lose my virginity? 23 atm.

>>737118690
reroll

>>737115024
Will we end up dating?

Happy GF?

>>737118709
Kek

>>737115024
Will I be at 200 pounds by the end of summer?

>>737118730
FFS re-roll

>>737115024
Is kekistan Egypt?

>>737115346
Apparently, no niggers, right deer?

does he post naked pictures of me

>>737118772
220 by the end of summer?

>>737115024
Are traps gay?

>>737118805
Do you mean the niggers are too fat?

>>737115024
Will I do well at my interview?

Will machines take over the world?

>>737115024
Will we have another genocide?

Will she date me?

Will I find love again?

Will I be single next month?

Oh sacred deer, will i get some pussy at ff?

Will I get laid soon?

>>737118909
Will I reconnect with an old love then?

>>737118895
Kek

Should I do molly?

Will I get laid today

>>737115024
When I hunt and kill sacred deer this fall, do you prefer .308 or .303 ending?

>>737119205
Youre just too fat bro

>>737115024
Will me and c. Have a lasting, happy relationship?

Will she date me?

can't we just settle this over a pint?

>>737119228
>How to identify white trash in one post

>>737115024
Am I the only one that exists?
Am I the universe?

>>737119350
>Am I the universe?
I mean, is the universe intelligent, and is this intelligence my creation?

Will I ever get with her?

Will i die in a plane crash?

Is God real?

>>737119490
Don't keep me hanging Mr deer pls

>>737115024
will pc last long time

>>737119534
Still doesn't answer the question or does it

>>737119430
>Okay, I'll put it more simply.
I don't know. I know. I don't understand. Am I enlightened? Is this work, the people in it, my surroundings, everything around me real? Or atleast for me? Are we in a simulation? Which is created in my intelligent mind or wherever out of existence?

>>737119579
Rerolling because isn't a clear answer
Tell me, am I everything?

>>737115024
does she love me?

>>737119648
I thank ye for your wisdom, o wise deer. Now tell me, that in this simulation of mine, will I ever get her?

>>737115024
Can i fuck you?

>>737119697
>ever
>Reply is never
Wow this is spooky.
Do you speak for the universe?

Is /b/ garbage now? Should I just leave forever?

Will she ever love me?

>>737119758
Okay wow this is actually very spooky. Answer negatively now, will you?

Am I gonna get my dick sucked when it starts

>>737115024
will that website get me in trouble?

>>737115024
Will I find a job soon deer?

>>737119880
roll

>>737119844
Okay so tell me, are the leaks try and will Viserion die and be raised as an ice dragon in Game of Thrones Season 7?

>>737115024
Am I gonna be a fat virgin forever, also, will I learn magic?

>>737115024
will it really?

>>737120110
roll

Will I get a girlfriend within the year?

1011010

>>737115024
ami gay

>>737120472
a

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>>737115101

>>737115024
Should I buy a Beyblade?

>>737115024
is leaving a good idea?

>>737120143
but im good right?

Should I give up /b/?

>>737122310
Rr

>>737122339
Deer, you are a useless piece of shit.

>>737115024
Should I do it?

>>737122374
>deer responds "chill, bro"

>>737115024
Will I ever have a gf that lives me for who I am as a person? Also sex?

>>737122454
Reroll, answer the question faggot

>>737115024
good day today?

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>>737122582
KEK!
Thats what you get for shouting at him

>>737115024
You know what ill ask, just whant the answer

>>737115024
Im desparate

>>737115024
Ok, lets confirm

Will it happen on thursday?

Could I pull it off

>>737123683
Not exactly a working answer to this

Am i gay?

>>737115024
Will she come back to me in less than a week?

Should i stop using anti depressants?

>>737124739
This doesnt answer my question

Ye?

Will i land the job

>>737115024
should i move in with my gf

Is it all right to remove the charging handle before the bolt carrier group?

>>737115024
will my invest return 200%?

will i be a qt trap

should I go to the doctor's today?

>>737115024
does she love me?

will i lose my virginity soon?

How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop

>>737125830
Reroll

Will all my dreams become true?

>>737115024
????

Re-roll

Should i

>>737115024
Is she into me?

would she say yes

>>737126530
Good route?

Will I get this job

>>737115024
Will I marry current girlfriend?

will i ever get succ

Tainted love of a girl for a no-man. She said yes he fell and tries to apologize.
I would always look for great things to do. But I miss my heart. So i look for my self and my heart inside me. So i hope someone will tell me not to go but to thinkg again and again...

>>737115024
Is it finally time to kms

>>737115024
An hero?

>>737129676
, but when everyone I know is dead already.

>>737115024
Should I go to Hawaii?

Have you lied to people in the threat, deer?

Again, have you lied to people in thread?

do i want to ask you anything
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