non-porn webms

>>737114512
Im hard, any more?

>>737114681
good for her kek

>>737114512
I thought ive seen everything

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>>737114940

There are things that are ass banal as a dog being trained to eat shit from it's owners ass that in their degree of degeneracy still go beyond imagination.

>>737114512

Well... shit. Who needs toilet paper after the apocalypse now?

>>737114554

Welp. I lost.

>>737114512

and here I spent $30 on a bidet from Amazon.

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>>737115299

>and here I spent $30 on a bidet from Amazon.

You can get a bidet for 30$? Is it a bird bath?

>>737115402

It mounts under the toilet seat and hooks into your existing water lines. I've had it for almost 2 years and it still works perfectly. My TP usage has been cut by about 80%, I just use it to dry off now. It's amazing.

>>737115559

The one I got is an Astor, it's only $25 now that I look at it again.

>>737115514
well shit i thought it was an abortion not a fucking tranny

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This is just adorable.

>>737114786
kys

>>737115744
something i'd end up doing then regretting when I find out I cant move.

>>737115902
That nigga is possessed

>>737116022
There are 2 types of ppl. The cowards and the heroes.

>>737116022
damn thought i was about to see some pancakes

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>>737115902
niggers man

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>>737116154

>>737116022
Dat hero saved un hero

>>737115902
dammit voodoo nigger

>>737114512
>non-porn webms
>means "oh look it's this shit again' webms

>>737114850
that Mulkiteo, WA? If it is that pilot survived pretty crazy.

>>737116606
more

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>>737116921

>>737117230
How does this even work??

>>737117347
pressure makes parts of the body bloat

>>737114512
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>737117347
Vacuum pump. Properly fucks up your tissue, doubt it'll ever heal completely.

>>737117347
As far as I can tell, and I'm no dick expert, the pump will cause a huge pressure buildup which causes blood to flood into your penis and its spongy tissue. This then results in it becoming massively engorged, but something this extreme could result in long-term damage and scar tissue forming if misused.

>>737117553
he looks like one of those things from resident evil

>>737117553
>You are in the club and this guy slaps your gf`s ass

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how's this for piloting a plane

>>737118008
>filename
>90,000ft

yeah, actually no

>>737117810

>gf's ass is subsequently demolished

>>737117553
Designated shitting streets for ya.... which makes me wonder which one's his ass wiping hand?

>>737115199
Has anyone the video with audio? kek

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>>737118185

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>>737118273

>>737118114
Cute

>>737115744
why not taking it to you in the bed !!!!!!!!! are those amerifucks fuckin stupid or what ?

>>737116232
kek but wtf is this?

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>>737118056

>yeah, actually no

1m == 9 ft

Retard

>>737118114
You can tell that she doesn't know how to fuck.

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>>737118273
>>737118305

>>737118021
that is absolutely fucking mad i almost don't believe it but i know it must be true

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>>737118499
kys you stupid nigger.

>>737118499
That's not even american.

>>737115744
why didn't the retard just hold her until she fell asleep and then gently laid her back in the crib

>>737118653
Why it's so surprising to you? They usually do this from time to time.

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>>737118653

>that is absolutely fucking mad i almost don't believe it but i know it must be true

No it's not. There is a smaller plane marking the route and guiding the big one.

>>737117553
His fingers look how yours feel when your hand falls asleep. Sorry if I don't make sense, English is not my first language, but I think you'll know what I mean.

>>737118499
that woman using tongs to pull out each individual dorito makes me want to smash everything in the shitty store and choke the life out of her and snap her neck

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>>737115902
Player Selected: Voldo

This is a tale of Soulz and Swordz, Eternally Retold

>For you Soul Calibur Fans

>>737118937
how would you possible know how that freak's hands feel. Does yours look like that? Unless they do you don't know, so shut your face about it

>>737118114
I'm in love

>>737119095
there's another video of her dancing at a cos play convention, she's wearing a bar wench's top without a bra and her big tits flop around the whole time she dances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCK26bvtebc

>>737118499
It's about 3ft 3inch to a meter you fucktard.

>>737118470
christianity

>>737119082
Why are you so angry? I was just telling what that video made me feel, no need to be edgy. Now, if you're mad he's not near you to finger you, that's not my problem and you should not take your pnlent up gay anger out on strangers. Have a nice day anon, breathe.

>>737118623
That dude shitting for years ahahah

>>737119231
Damn I rather not see it or I will be stuck in fantasy land with her for a good while, thanks tho.

>>737119225
Kind of a defacing experience, indeed.

>>737115744
I think I can say in my 11 years of 4chan this is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Wasn't very hard to achieve that though.

>>737115744
Enjoy the next six months in that crib

>>737119330
I'm angry because the world is a shitty place and I hate people. Don't tell me what kind of day to have. I'll have any kind of a fucking day that I want

>>737118710
Because it doesn't work in whatever fairy land you live in.

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>>737118669
you actually think you can skydive from 90,000ft up? you really think that?

>>737116184
You wouldn't have done shit if you were there you pussy.

>>737118544
Found the virgin

>>737119564
I was hoping the bottom of the crib fell out and he had fallen on her, breaking her ribs and sending a splintered shard of bone into her heart

>>737118021
>TERRAIN TERRAIN
>WOOP WOOP
>TERRAIN TERRAIN
>WOOP WOOP
>PULL. UP.

>>737119793
Look at the edge on this guy

>>737115105
what kind of monster would use a fidget spin er on a dog?????

>>737119654
The world is a shitty place and life is shit and it makes me angry as well, just try to make the best out of your life with what you have, it's going to be over someday. Stay positive anon, I encourage you to read about CBT and MCBT, it has helped me a lot. Be angry at me, I don't care, just try to get better to make your pass through this fucking mad world less shitty. A big hug for you man, you need it.

>>737119082
Are you Fucking retarded?, can't you read what he said ffs

>>737116441
Building your mom's dildo

>>737115337
this guy is pretty gud

>>737119082
juuuuuuust breathe anon juuuuuuust breeaaaatheeeeeeee

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>>737119312

>american retard detected

It's not.

>1 yard = 1 meter
>3 ft = 1 yard

>>737116184
what about the type who would like to watch that plank drop on top of him and laugh about it

>>737120001
so close homie

>>737119654
Go back to Tumblr to cry about how hard the world is, you sissy

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>>737119793
le edge XddddDDDddD
Mom look at all my replies!

>>737117099
What movie are these from?

>>737120120
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/
and its sequel

>>737120120
Dead Snow 2

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>>737115514
Congrats. It looks like someone took a weed whacker to his crotch

>>737119225
Did he drop a cig down there?

>>737120120
Schindler's List

>>737116337
see >>737116154

>>737120270
yep, and his shoes went off, which means he died

>>737116441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knuz38oT2kc

>>737120072
no, I'm doing fine right here taking out my aggression on you bunch of faggots. I hope you all get a diagnosis of stage 4 cancer, try to fight it only to end up dying a painful miserable death

>>737119982
Really?

1 yd = 0,9144 m

Look it up...

>>737119982
A meter is slightly longer than a yard. A meter is slightly longer than 3 feet.

>>737119982
story?

A meter measures three foot three
I't longer than a yard you see

A liter of water's
A pint and three quarters

One and a quarter pounds of jam
Weighs about a kilogram

>>737118114
saved for a cringe thread

>>737118400
because you can roll over the baby when you sleep.....

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>>737116441

>>737115902
When the welfare check didn't arrive

>>737118207
It's better as gif

>>737116708
hot moar?

>>737118400
I know I family that felt the same way, then the mother rolled over the baby in her sleep and suffocated it. Granted this is a toddler, but the kids can still get hurt and hurt itself in different ways. Kinda the point of a carriage.

>>737114554
Jesus I laughed so fucking hard

>>737118021
That dude has an iron nutsack.

>>737120464
holy fuck anon, the edge

>>737118944
Oh so you prefer someone's fingers in your food huh?

>>737114512
>implying this isn't porn

>>737118021
that is one unbelievably great piece of plying

>>737120464
Did you get bullied at school today? :(

>>737116022
don't be that guy

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>>737120928

>>737119231
waiting on u to post.......

>>737117595
>and I'm no dick expert

>>737120001
In person or on the internet after the fact?

>>737117553
Why the fuck would this kid wear another giant hand around his neck

>>737118499
1m = just over 3ft you fucking dildoid

>>737116821

>niggers start fight
>glorious blonde uberman ends it
>everyone turns on them and soothes the niggers boo boos

what a mess

>>737121758
my guess would be some wog holy man told him to wear it for good luck to make his hand better

>no, it did not have any effect

>>737119737
you really fucking think 1m = 9 feet?

>>737118470
Just niggers niggling.

>>737120593
he called for an Uber

>>737119225
shoe removal service

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>>737115337
I smell black magics

>>737119982
this is why every European nation thinks people from the USA are fucking retarded

because people like this stupid fuck are the ones that represent us.

>>737119654
faggot

>>737121398
Lol

>>737117812
>They fucked him in the ass. I did it too, but what else could I do? They invited me.
My sides hit orbit

>>737122293
Well he called the other guy an American retard so I'm guessing he isn't American.

>>737119654
Jesus Christ go have your autism fit somewhere else sperg

>>737120928
how did he miss

>>737114850
Harrison Ford has arrived

>>737120464
Your autistic frenzy only makes you looks like a freak anon

>>737122444
good fucking god. nice trips

>>737118937
I know what you mean

>>737114796
The thread says "non porn webms"

>>737117553
>that moment when your prophet allowed fucking your own family members 1500 years ago

>>737116697
What movie is this? I'm not finding anything on it

Anyone?

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>>737118499
what kind of monster decided that this was a good idea

>>737122944
nice dubs man

>>737116697
Lovecraft would be proud

>>737119329
Don't confuse me with fucking niggers edgeboy

>>737118544
this!

>>737119779
you are
the man was right

>>737118953
I keked Anon

>>737115514
Is that really the best modern medicine can do? Is there no better way to make ramen?

>>737122444
only in amerifat

>>737121398
this is some grade a autism

>>737121958
Cute

>>737119654
Have a nice day

>>737122444
death is the only solution

>>737118499
That'll be $8.99

>>737116232
>dat filename

>>737114554
>lost.

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>>737119082
Dude, you need to go to an anger management class or something

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>>737114796

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>>737116921
>>737117099
Wow nazis are the baddies amirite

>>737116184
>should i help the absolute retard and prolong his life some minutes because he's gonna do something retard again and im not going to be there to help him and his definitively gonna die like it or not, nah i'm not gonna save him
that's probably what the "cowards" are thinking

>>737118114

>tfw no autistic gf

>>737118499
Jesus christ man, the munch is really starting to get to me

>>737119982
now that's what i call effective

>>737122293
getting trolled this hard

>>737119654
Life is too short to have these aggressions. One day you're going to stress yourself out to the point where you have a brain aneurysm and die. Also you sound edgy as fuck and its hilarious

>>737115744
This is really damn cute, oh god
Saved

>>737122576
he didnt

>>737118305
Don't these people know any sense of health?

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>>737114512

>>737121749
nice

>>737122049
i hate them.... so much... i bet they liveoff the government because theyre "disabled"

>>737122576
The flight reaction takes over and you don't notice the pain for a little bit, I'm imagining he mostly hit her in her lower stomach area which will hurt like a bitch but isn't gonna drop them if it's just a 9mm

>>737121749
>ITT: Furries 3: The Revenge

>>737125245
Your average Republicans

>>737120697
Never seen that action before.. Weirds me out.

>>737122324
LMAO

>>737115199
Lol shit that his own shoe

>>737124417
Can't blame the guy.

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>>737115337
LOL the last one was pretty crazy ahahhhah!!

>>737118021
Goddamn, he was only a couple hundred feet from that ridgeline.

>>737115902
This fucking nigga suck his own dick...OMG

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>>737117553
LOL can't believe what I'm seeing

>>737119793
Kek

>>737118114
oye loca!!

>>737117553
look at those pecs. wow.

>>737119819
I hate when it says that

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>>737117553

>>737116921
that daughter is so hot

>>737116708
Is that Michael Bublé?

>>737123596
no, it's literally a christian church

>>737125422
jam like crazy

>>737120928
she ded seconds l8r.

>>737114512
Either a bot posting, or a sad op, this is the same exact thread as yesterday.

>>737125653
>>737124417
it's reversed

>>737114917
Those damn dukes!

>>737114512
>mans best friend
dog owners are filth

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Is this porn or not?

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>>737126726

>>737126116
broken

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>>737120593
he was puzzled with life so it solved itself.

>>737126058
That lady far right looks triggered

>>737119982
What do you not understand by "about"?

>>737122293
>>737120526
>>737119312
>>737118669
>>737121789
You fags are just swallowing the b8 whole

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>>737126116
kringe

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>>737114512

I've seen people losing limbs, bodies impaled, intestine hanging out. People getting crushed by various heavy machinery.
I've seen a german faggot litterly give a blowjob to a condom full of shit.
I've seen so much shit on this site it has rendered me emotionless to shit like that.

But a dog eating shit from a hairy male ass, that is what I find incredibly disgusting?

>>737126058
That man has like 40 pounds of advantage.

>>737117775
Poor?

>>737115514
I misread the file as Richard Summons. Apparently he summoned some real fucking shit

>>737126594
You monster

>>737121805
>everyone turns on them
mate they just wanted to save them the trouble with the police

>>737126837
Looks like a man with a pig mask and some kind of giant shoulders

>>737127763
>only played RE4 forwards

fucking casual.

>>737115199

Caught in public wanking whilst arousing yourself with the smell of your own stanky shoe? How can you not kill yourself after this?

>>737122576
well pretty sure he hit the second one but its harder to hit someone irl i think the bullet went in that gap under her arm

>>737121805
>sucked punched
>uberman

seriously, if you want to suck someone's dick off at least have better taste.

>>737116154

What am I doing with my life?

>>737126877
This is why dogs > cats

>>737126058

God damn, look at his arm during the pull. His cock must have 3rd degree burns and each ass he smacks is the root cause of every earthquakes

>>737123477
sick dubs bro

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>>737128320

>>737118008
That's probably the best time for a plane crash if you think about it

>>737119231
link?

>>737122444
OOW, MUH LEG. BE CAREFUL. OWWW

OWW AHHH AHHH OWWWW MUH LEG

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>>737114917
DEJAVU

>>737114607
Thanks, I needed that.

>>737116606
Fucking nature

>>737122444
fucking trips, i will never watch this video again

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>>737114554
fucking gold!

>>737122576
no she actually died. he didnt miss. adrenaline is a beautiful thing.

>>737115199
from 70 to 200 bpm in 0.3 seconds

>>737117553
> I am Groot.

>>737128430
>>737128326

>>737123229
who is the prophet in hinduism?

>>737118499
That's prison style food.

>>737123962

he's british though