To all straight male anons, if you were offered $40,000 to get

i'm 23 and straight as they go.never had any sexual experience with a man or wanted to.but 40k?are you shitting me.yeah.that's probably gonna be the easiest money ill make in my life.honestly i'd do it for 5

>>737105456
yeah

>>737105536
This ^

In high school, these questions were always met with a HELL NO, once you get into your early twenties and realise how scarce money is in the real world, it's a HELL YES.

>>737105456
Yeah I'd do it for 40k. Would pay off my house loan and my student loans and I'd still have about 5k left over to blow on whatever.

I'm not overly interested in money.

No thanks, but I'm sure I'd have a different answer if I were homeless and hungry lol.

yup

>>737105456
Never done anything with another man but 40k would take a huge chunk put of my student loans. Especially if no one would ever know.

>>737105456

No.

no question yeah, pay off debt, and aprt of me has always wanted to see what its like

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>>737105456
Can't do it, I can't live with the shame of going gay for pay for the rest of my life even if it is for $40k, kek y'all a bunch of faggots for saying yes.

Will he hold me afterwards?

>>737105456
I'd do it for a couple hundred. Not gay but I love getting stuff put up my ass. Probably wouldn't do it in reverse though. I doubt I'd even get hard and having to look at and touch the dude and get his shit on my dick would be disgusting.

Yeah, if its stays a secret. Would probably go as low as 10k

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>Not gay but I love getting stuff put up my ass

>>737105835
unless you're comfortable with what you make this is a pretty good deal financially. this isn't like hitting rock bottom sucking dick for a 10 and a line of coke. $40,000 goes above what high end hookers get paid, and we're not even talking about kinky stuff either. Just 10 minutes of anal. If you think 10 minutes of your time isn't worth 40K you're either rich or stupid.

>>737105675
Blow on some more dick

>>737105456
Do i have to let him finish?

Did it for free once out of curiousity and it was pretty good.

So yeah, sure

>>737105845
the fuck

>>737106063

He'll finish at the end of the 10 mins and it's certain he has no diseases.

>>737105456
Hell fucking yes. He'd have to go slow and warm me up though. I've been stimulating my prostate for 2 years now so I can handle a small dildo. I'd probably cum and turn gay after though :/ I'm already obsessed with girls assholes, I fear it'll take one positive gay experience to associate dudes with pleasure in my mind.

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Sure as shit would I could do great things with 40k

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My dad has an old friend from his high school days who always slaps my butt in a "hey buddy" kind of way. He's a big black guy and I'm beginning to think it's sexual. I'm straight but sometimes I wonder what it would be like. Pic related.

>>737105456
yes i need to pay off my mortgage and this will make a signficant dent in it. I'd do it again to payy off all my mortgagae and some goes towards a new car

>>737105456
Yes, I would.

$40,000 would do a lot for me.

>>737105456
40k? done

I'm 16, I have a girl and yep, i would do it and I want that someone fucks my little hole, please fuck me

>>737106110
Same here. Tried it once and it was a blast. Getting paid to do it bareback with no stds? Without question.

>>737105456
Sure.

>>737105456
dear tumblr,

stop trying to make /b/ as gay as tumblr. most the faggots on here are just you tumblr faggots talking to each other.
fuck off.

>>737106194
I'd pound that little bubble for sure

>>737105840
Underrated.

>>737106246
b&

Yes, and 5000 for every minute more

>>737105456
I don't want to be that realistic asshole, but no one's going to ever give 40K for your ass. It's a great scenario to think of because of the money. the actuality is you probably get sold off way easier for like 1000 dollars. Money can make the dog dance even for whatever price it can be.

If it's a shemale dick I would. 40k could change my life.

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>>737105456
i would like that someday there is more czech hunter around the world
that guys gives a minimum of 200€ to suck his dick

surely actors, but damn you get niec money

>>737106386
I knew you were a fucking homo.

>>737105456

full time

I can barely handle a finger up my ass. Do i get 20k if i give him the blowie of his life?

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>>737105456
thanks but no thanks, I'm fine with being a Sagittarius in the front and a Virgo on the back.

>>737105456
Are we talking European gay standard or Murrica gay standard?

>>737106194
Next time grab his cock in the same "hey buddy" way.

>>737105456
Being gay is not normal shit is disgusting

>>737106619

It's not gay if you get paid for it!!

>>737105456
Re ddit go home

Yeah it wouldn't really bother me. I don't even really need the 40k but it's easy money.

>>737106537
>what are anesthetics

if God didn't want me to shove things or get dicked up the butt, he wouldn't have put my G-spot up my ass.
that's the God-spot.

Dude I'm as straight as it comes but at 40k and up I'd be willing to do a lot worse, that said I am a Jew so this ain't surprising.

>>737105456

Hell NO. ONLY 10 minutes?

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>>737106246

Easy money. Would do

>>737105536
40k to 5 dollars? hmmm, you must be gay.

>>737105456
Nope
Firstly because I'm straight
Secondly because the risk of contracting aids is significantly higher compared with straight sex

I'd do it, but I need to come up with the 40K first.

I would, undoubtfuly

>>737105456
>you were offered $40,000
yes. well im not gay bit 40k is 40k

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>>737105456

>>737106246
MODS
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>>737105456
As a bisexual male anon, yes I'd do this, for less, and for longer.

>>737106246
Reported faggot

Why the fuck do you faggots care? I'm sick of seeing this fucking thread. Go fuck yourself OP

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>>737106246
reported

>>737105456

not a chance mate. I wouldn't do it for 10 million, my arse is not for sale.

>>737105456

i'd do it for free just to see what it was like 2bh. but yeah i'm not gonna say no to 40 grand

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>>737105456
Yes.

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>>737106246
>Here's 40k to do something
>No really, I'd do it for free
You suck at negotiating anon.

>>737107589
>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much

Faggot

>>737105902
Being gay means being attracted to men. Being retarded means ignoring a massive pleasure center for men because of childhood taunts.

>>737105675
blowing on gay prostitutes no doubt, fucking faggot.

huehuehue

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>>737107589
>Not using the $10 million to buy yourself legions of skanks.
Pretty gay anon.

>>737107532
Who uses Internet explore in 2017? It's practically broken

>>737107866
>>737107771

An infinite amount of cash and girls would not erase the stain the homosexuality from my soul

>>737108061
>it so fucking would

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>>737108061
It's not as hard as you imagine anon. It'd be particularly easy after you spend $1 million - you could buy top tier call girls once a day for 7 years with that.

>>737108110

actual heterosexuals will never engage in homosexual behaviour for any amount of cash.

I don't have a mental disorder and getting reamed by some faggot would damage my psyche permanently.

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>>737108323
>Unironically thinks that one incident of ass sex is an irreversible hex
You just know you would like it.

>>737105456
I'd let that guy in picture fuck me

>>737108472
>>737108464

ahh no, I just opened OP's pic and literally dry retched. Its fuckign disgusting.

>>737105757
Shit, for 40k Id put pics of me getting butt blasted on fb and tag my mom. No homo.

>>737105456
Nope. Also, homosexuality isn't a mood, or just something we aren't enlightened enough to try. I know plenty of gay dudes who would slap the bitch out of you for suggesting the world just needs to be a little gay. So nice propaganda post, cocksucker. Kys

considering i make that amount in 3 months, fuck no.

>>737107532
just look at his other tabs LOL

>>737109118

hello, newfriend

>>737107173
>aids

>NO STD

wow reading isn't your strong suit huh buddy

>>737109118
>makes 160
>wastes his time on /b/

something doesn't add up

22 year old straight black male here. I could do a fucking lot with $40k. Certainly enough to get therapy if I really needed it after a brutal assfucking. So yeah, go ahead and ream me in exchange for 40 grand, I got student loans to pay

>>737105456
Not a fucking chance. 40k isn't that much money. 10 Mil? I'd consider it.

>>737105456
Im bi, but pretty strictly a top. The only one fucking my ass is my wife with a strap on.

But by the rules of this game, assuming the above was not true, Yes in a heart beat.

Get a damn nice muscle car for 10 minutes of me getting plowed? Sure.

>>737109268
meant to reply to >>737109115

>>737105456
$40,000 for 10 minutes of my time?

You'd have to reduce the offer by a lot in order to make me hesitant. Especially if I know no body harm will be done to me.

You're basically offering me a year's salary for 10 minutes of my time. That's just insane.

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>>737109305
>Black
>Student loans
Pick one

>>737105536
+1, and i have never been attracted to a man.

I love the people who wouldn't do it. You're in the gayest group of heterosexuals on the internet anyways. You say you're manly but then ya'll niggas look at feminine penises everyday. You already faggots without the buttsecks.

>>737105456
yes

>>737105902

lol anon, you dont have to be gay to like the feeling of getting your prostata simulated.

wife loves to put a finger up my bum, and so do i, and i have never wanted to fuck a man.

Pretty sure every human being would get aroused by prostate simulation if done in a right way.

Yup.

>>737105840
kek'd

$40,000 in cold hard cash? Can I verify the cash is real and not fake beforehand?

If so, hell ya. I'd be the biggest faggot on earth for 10 minutes. 40 grand pays off ALL my CC debt and a good chunk of one of my cars. In the grand scheme of things 40k may not seem like a lot, but no CC debt can change a life. 40k for 10 minutes means you made 240K / hour. I make ~70K a year. ~63% of my salary tax free in 10 minutes. That is definitely worth the pain.

>>737107849
Nah, it's just nasty to me. If I stuck anything inside my ass, I would want it to be thrown away right after it comes out. I couldn't bare to even see it covered in shit and smelling like my ass. That shit would be traumatizing.

I enjoy shitting though.

>>737105456
so, pretty much consequence free sex and 40k? I could deal with it.

>>737105845
>not gat
>I love getting stuff put up my ass
Sure mate...

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>>737105840

>>737105456

Hell yes I would.
TBH, $40 would prolly do the trick...

>>737109736
You are a cock craving princess faggot. Live with it.

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I'd do it...
OC

>>737107849
>>737109736
Faggets...

>>737105456
100% agreed. If I won't cum from the fucking I would like that he sucks me off later or I can fuck him back also.

>>737105456
Yes I would. Not much to think about.

>>737105456
Yeah sure. 40k? I don't give a fuck. I'll let you cum on my face. Let's do this

>>737105456
Where I live, that could buy me a mediocre house. I'm 28 and live with my parents.

I'd be a fool not to consider it.

My main reservation would be: how is this not a giant fucking scam?
I'd need that money upfront, and I'd want to do a sweep of the place to make sure there are no cameras or exploiters bursting in to the room saying "it's just a blackmailing, bro!"

>>737106567
What's the difference?

>>737111662
Kik is Reiner_Ackerman
If you guys want more...

>>737105456
I'd do it for 4K...
For 40K, He can invite 9 friends... I'll be happy serve as a cumdump if it permits me to pay off my debts.

>>737105456
If you give me the cash first, shure. I will be dressed and out at 10:01 though.

>>737105456
IT'S BUGCHASING

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>>737106391
>>737106391
>>737106391

I'm pretty sure I'd be willing to pay $40k to a nice straight guy with a nice dick to fuck my bubbly butt. Especially if I knew he needed the money for something. That way he didn't have to feel like he was taking a handout from me so we both walk away happy. :)

>>737105456
I'm not even poor and I would almost certainly do this for 40k.

especially if I took possession of the cash before the fucking.

>>737112299
>straight
>fucking a guy
Anon even if its for something he'd still be gay as soon as he put his dick in, meaning the sex wouldn't be straight

>>737112299
where do I sign up?

>>737105456
fuck you

Yeah sure.

>>737112386
>>737112386
Nah. I'm gay but I can fuck a chick. Doesn't mean I'll love it. But I'm really not here to argue semantics and sexuality.

>>737112423
>>737112423
If only... :P

Sure...

>>737112299

Definitely an 'I'm not gay but Christ' tier butt.

>>737105456
>Guranteed secret
sold

>>737105456
Forgetting my morals for a moment, sure.
>Finds hot as hell shemale
>Has them fuck me in the ass
>Biological male so it counts

>>737108323
lol

>being this insecure about your sexuality

Clinging that desperately to the idea of heterosexuality is gayer than taking a dick in the ass.
You shit out bigger turds than the average penis size, champ.

>>737105456
I'm not gay, but I'll earn.

40 grand at once could be used to make more money. I'd take a shot for that kind of shot

>>737105456
Never done anything gay. Don't even let my girlfriend stick anything up my ass, though she's asked and joked about it before. Never done anything sex related for money. But 40k for ten minutes? Fucking done.

HELL YEAH! is the easiest money ever! and i am totally straight

>>737105456
Can I take blowjob for 20k Alex?

>>737105456
No

40k is a bitchton of money.

>>737105456
no

>>737115773
>>737115015
You guys are full of shit. Once he pulled that suitcase of money out, you would be all over that dick like whores.

>>737105456
Hell yeah I would

Nope. Wouldn't be worth the irreparable damage to my butthole and possible lifetime of pathogens. Also can't forget the possibility of good ol' eternal damnation. Fuck that.

>>737105456
yeet

>>737115969
>69
>Christfag

>>737115969
What if Jesus wanted to Plow your asshole? would you let him?