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What's the most effective yet romantic gun to commit suicide

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What's the most effective yet romantic gun to commit suicide with? I've got a few thousand bucks to blow and I hate my life. I don't want to go out with some Remington shotgun, though. I want something with class and history. Can I rely on a 1911 to do the trick? What's some powerful and historic guns?
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>>737094785
Colt 45.
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>>737094918
I'll look into it.
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>>737094785
Guns aren't romantic. They're for pussies who need an easy way to kill without any work. If you have a gun, you have a shallow and fragile masculinity. That being said, noose made out of BDSM silk restraints.
You get the street cred that hanging yourself gives you, without the irritation or pain of some raspy $2 rope gives you.
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>>737094785
I recommend one that is loaded
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>>737095036
How does hanging yourself give you cred? Guns are obviously more romantic.
>>737095044
REALLY?
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>>737094785
Have you seen god bless america?

if i was going to kill myself, id want to make a statement first.

Death by cop for something newsworthy is much more "romantic"
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>>737095135
Don't shoot too many people though, that shit is just annoying. Don't bring everyone else down with you, it just makes you look like an ass. Maybe do some robin hood shit, and then get shot. I don't know.
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>>737095135
No. I respect the police and having forcing someone to do that is fucked.
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Another option is to travel to some foreign country and hang myself in a forest. I'm thinking about France, England or Japan, personally.
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>>737095252
If your got thousands of dollars go to mexico and binge on coke and hookers
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>>737095252
Or go to a stormy cliff on the beach at night and jump. Really, It doesn't have much meaning as nobody will know much, but there is some "sentimental" value in a romantic death.
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>>737095346
pretty pointless you wont remember it and just be rememberd as some dude jumping off a cliff

Also a great way to end up stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

Do what >>737095294
said
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get a double barrel shotgun. barricade your windows. slash yourself and decorate your house with blood. bite your wrist as hard as you can (make sure you bleed). ransack your house. barricade all entrances. sit down and lean against a wall. blow your head off with the shotgun. that should do the trick.
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>>737094785
kill Donald Trump for Jodie Foster
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>>737094785
SuperSoaker filled with piss
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>>737094785
A black powder muzzle loader
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If trips, crossbow
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>>737095036
>If you have a gun, you have a shallow and fragile masculinity.
So say the Jews. They also say you aren't masculine unless you are comfortable prepping the bull.
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>>737094785

Get a Henry. American made. Good materials.
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>>737094785
Wildey .475 Charles Bronson style
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>>737094785
You should not kill yourself. Your life has infinite worth.
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>>737094785
flintock pistol
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>>737096901
flintlock*
whatever you get it
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>>737096677
aww fuckin close bud kek
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>>737094785
Who's the sloot?
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>>737096700
Kek
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>>737094785
Big Bertha. Nothing says “fuck you all” like this one.
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>>737094785

the an hero gun.
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>>737095036
>>737094785
welcome to r/4chan, everybody
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>>737094785
I'd say the classiest way of killing yourself would be with some sort of machine infernale.

Get like 50 shotguns, rig 'em all up and blow yourself into mist.
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>>737094785
Spend money on drugs, jump off of bridge in rush hour traffic, so you ruin the most amount of people's day.

Romance is for faggots.
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DO IT WITH A FUCKING BLUNDERBUSS!!!!
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7.65 Walther PP


Same gun hitler killed him self with.
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>>737094785

> poor trigger discipline
> weak grip
> inefficient stance

1/10 wouldn't fuck her with your dick
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>>737096874
Wrong muthafucka'

Your life is only worth what someone would be willing to pay to have you killed.
Right now it probably wouldn't be that hard since you're a nobody so like a few hundred bucks would get the job done.

Someone in more of a public view like a news anchor or something and the price goes up. probably a few thousand to kill someone on TV.

Now Hitler may have had the highest valued life as it caused the British, French, US, Canadian etc. militaries to spend BILLIONS to get to germany and kill his ass.

Bin Laden probably get's a good mention on there since the americans just pour money into their military like there's no tomorrow.
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Use a Luger
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Use a Luger.
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>>737094785
It doesn't matter what gun you use, as long as you kill yourself in front of the most children possible. Run out on to an elementary school playground during recess, scream really loud as to get everyone's attention, then whip out the gun and blow your brains out.
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>>737097384
I get that being edgy is fun in adolescence. But the literally infinite value of OP's life is not contingent on your internet tough guy feelings. And as silly as you are, your life too has infinite value. Not commercial value, of course.
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>>737094785
Build your own gun to show the fucking faggot leftists that nothing will stop gun deaths
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Luger

Make sure you have some letter in German signed "fuck you"
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>>737097617
I second this
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>>737097617
As /k/ is my homeboard I must beg you not to use a Luger. Lugers are a piece of history and I would hate for the stupid cops to destroy one. Just get a 500 Magnum. Guaranteed that you won't feel a thing and you will will probably be the first person to kill yourself with one.
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>>737097617
The letter should write:"Ich habe aber auch keinen Zweifel darüber gelassen, daß, wenn die Völker Europas wieder nur als Aktienpakete dieser internationalen Geld- und Finanzverschwörer angesehen werden, dann auch jenes Volk mit zur Verantwortung gezogen werden wird, das der eigentliche Schuldige an diesem mörderischen Ringen ist: Das Judentum! Ich habe weiter keinen darüber im Unklaren gelassen, daß dieses Mal nicht nur Millionen Kinder von Europäern der arischen Völker verhungern werden, nicht nur Millionen erwachsener Männer den Tod erleiden und nicht nur Hunderttausende an Frauen und Kindern in den Städten verbrannt und zu Tode bombardiert werden dürfen, ohne daß der eigentliche Schuldige, wenn auch durch humanere Mittel, seine Schuld zu büssen hat."
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>>737097881
Beautiful citation my Friend.
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>>737094785
One way to do it
You wanna take a car,any car but preferrably a small car
Find your nearest cliff
Now is when you pick up a gun, not some pussy romantic shit, a fucking reliable and effective weapon
Mass murder spree
After you have killed 10 people, get back in the car and fucking drive
Make sure cops are following you
Find cliff you want
FULL THROTTLE OFF THAT SHIT
Be sure to keep a few cyanide pills if shit goes south
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>>737097535

I get that analyzing people based off of a single comment they made makes you feel superior and feeds the little confidence in yourself that you have left but sometimes you need to step back, look at the catalog and realize that you're literally posting this shit on /b/ and most of the people here are either weirdos, perverts, freaks of nature, stoners or just plain mentally handicapped.

Sorry if my comment implied that I think Hitler is worth a shit, I just meant that your life is only as valuable as how difficult you make it to take.

Either through popularity and having people who care for you, through strength either your own or someone else's or even just through being such a disgusting piece of shit that no one actually would pay a penny to see you die.

But anyways, agreed. Human life is pretty valuable in the moral aspect of things.
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>>737094785
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>>737095217
>I respect the police
And that's why you (allegedly) want to kill yourself, pussy.
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If you are looking for a memorable death, you should try to find out where the local criminal element likes to hang out and start killing them. If you can kill enough drug dealers and scumbags you could go down as a local hero and be remembered years later as either a normal person who snapped under social pressure or the man who had enough. It is more romantic to go out in a blaze of glory than to die by you're own hand.
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>>737098819
Wear a chest cam when you do it.
Get a posthumous Oscar.
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>>737094785
> wants an effective firearm with class and history
>not a Remington
Can't help you, stupid. Get a bomb. Better yet, fly out to Africa. Fight for blood diamonds. I'm guessing once you've risked your life for a few million dollars you'll feel like living again. Or you'll die in the process, so win-win.
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>>737094785
Kar98k, Mosin Nagant, Springfield. Anything bolt action and badass.
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A deringer 357 is a "romantic" choice. Even if a good bottle of poison is still the best choice for a romantic fagot.
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>>737094785
Use an old times Flint lock pistol. You can get functioning recreations for like $300. Then dress up as a pirate and shoot yourself while standing on the diving board of a public pool.
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Op it's been done time and time again. What am I speaking about? Suicide of course. Do you remember the few black teens who were killed by police? You might think they dindu nuffin but that's just the news playing with your mind. Op what if I told you that those niggys were actually apart of a suicide pact and that you've been thinking the wrong way your entire life. The most appropriate way for a traditional suicide is the hangman's noose but with modern day technologies and practices you too can play your suicide out to perfection. Start off with a will. Go to a mall steal lots of stuff openly without a thought. Have your gun openly exposed and wait for the law. Boom. <what the fuck am I talking about
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>>737094785
If your gonna kill yourself then go on a killing spree. Unless you're a bitch. Just blow your head out witb a magnum. No one is gonna care what gun you use.
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>>737094785
Colt python
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