SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ FETISHES/ GENERAL DEGENERACY THREAD!

My secret is that I bump threads that have no responses just to give op's a sense of hope.

>used to sell drugs
>used to steal
>gang shit

I talked my ex gf in to letting her family dog lick her vag, and to record it for me

>>737078135
i do that too. /feelsgood

I need to do these three things in order to feel like I've lived a fulfilling life. Maroon myself in a country in which I don't speak the native or common language of, kill someone in a moment of rage, get married, and then kill myself. That's my big secret. I plan on doing this with my life and that's it, it's over then.

In 9th grade my crush lent me her pen and i rubbee my cock and balls all over it before giving it back

>>737078249
I've done this before. It was pretty cool.

>>737078415
good plan. can i come too?

>>737078498
Did you record it?
It was by far the hottest thing I've ever done

>>737078514
I'm going solo. It's going to be so shitty.

>>737078635
No but I got pics.

>be me 12 years old
>super horny all the time and the internet isn't really accessible yet for porn
>my mother is bent over vacuuming
>she is not attractive, and wearing an old stained night gown
>I look at her old late 40's ass for some reason
>I pop a rock hard erection
I never told her, or anyone. I never will. I felt shame about it for years.

I've fapped to underage nudists and nn models.

>>737078639
ok what ever, fuck you. =)

>>737078679
Care to send some on here or kik? I'll keep them safe

>>737078740
...if you're femanon I'll consider it... otherwise, I literally don't care to have another shitty friend that fucking ruins this shit. Y

>engaged
>in love with roommate

lol

>>737078796
Nah I don't live in an area where the legal and don't want it traced back to me. I prefer to avoid being v&.

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>>737078022
I have an awesome girlfriend who fucks like a champ and is fucking sexy. She also works at pic related and brings home cars every so often. Shit is cash. I am falling in love with this chick.

But even with that, I fucking love fucking other chicks. Last week, I fucked an asian chick because I'd never done one before. She was fun but too damn traditional Chinese. Now I'm talking to another one who seems pretty damn thirsty and a lot closer.

>>737078964
Ahh that sucks. Was she hot? Could you post a pic of her? No problem if it's with her face cropped out

>>737079122
How do you meet them?

>>737079255
Initially it was through OK Cupid but that's too much work between my girlfriend and well...work. Now i just do Coffee/Bagel. It's a lot more relaxed and I have better success.

Stole pics of my mom's tits off my step dad's phone. Never felt that big of an adrenaline rush before. Kinda over her pics but the rush was nice since I've always wanted to see them

>>737079393
Post them

my dad doesn't know i have a gf

>>737079453
>>737079393

I don't want to post her face so

>>737078022
>Roommate works nights
>Fuck his slutty gf every chance I get
>He's a cuck and has offered for us to do a 3way
>Tell him no, don't want to fuck up friendship

>>737079179
Yeah, petite 4'11" brunet cheerleader with snakebites. Super sexy girl. A solid 9/10. Me being a hard 7/10. Lucky af. We still talk and she still sends nudes. I'm not posting because I'm greedy and jealous af.

>>737079693
Crop them to just get tits

>>737079782
Fair play mate.
What did she do with the dog? Details!

>>737079393
and your fall down the slippery slope to becoming a stalker/rapist/serial killer has begun...

>>737079912
nah like I said, it's been a while and I'm over it.

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>>737078022
I let some faggot suck my cock when I was 18 because no girls wanted my dick.

when I was 18 I stole a lot of shit until I got caught, always told everyone I had a record for drug charges and not theft because theft is a gay charge.

Also I cheated on my ex with a curvy fine af Mexican coworker.

That's all I can think off.

>>737079915
I've seen used dog toys with less wear and tear on them then those nipples

>>737079889
It's just pics of her dog licking her box. Her dog is female so she can't do to much. She once found a stray and tried to get him to mount her but it didn't work. Dog was clueless as to what to do lol. So she sucked his dick while he laid down. It was cool af. Literally the only girl I have ever met that is as hot as her and is way into zoophilia. She's stupid hot, and any other girl I've ever met into it was always like a 5/10 at best. I would actually marry this girl but now she lives in Georgia.

>>737079534
why not?.does your g/f even know you are her bf, or is it some sort of delusional dissociative fantasy? When I was in college i dated this cute jap girl but I never told my mom we were dating because she is very racist against asians. She pretends she's not but i know she hates them.

>>737079971
thats what all people say then they relapse and are 10 times worse than before

>>737080198
Fuck man, that sucks.
Wish you could let me see her with the dog

>>737080252
B/ro start a vola?!

>>737080516
ya'll nigga's need jesus

>>737080405
Ya man because a horny teenager that wanted to see tits will become a rapist. You're such a faggot lmfao

25 M cheating on my wife at work with an amazingly sexy blonde 19 year old from work

>>737080198
Shit I meant here...bro start a vola!!

i put a hidden camera in my sisters shower and i like to watch her shower. i also like to where her bra and panties and jack off in that

>>737080516
There's plenty online already for you to watch lol.

>>737078022
I have a gay crush on my bi friend and I kinda want him and his girlfriend to break up.

>>737080602
it all starts with innocent curiosity then one day you have 20 people changed up in your basement wearing power puff girls costumes singing jingle bells while they lick your toes

>>737080757
Yeah yeah but she sounds hot, plus there's never any new material

>>737080598
Yeah I'll say hi to the big guy for you after I blow my brains out alright? Let me enjoy my beastiality and escapades of being a shitty writer before I kill myself, alright?

>>737080790
cant believe I fell for this bait

>>737080633
What's a vola?

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I've been fucking my boss since November. She's 34 and I'm 24. If upper management or HR found out we'd both be fired. Pic unrelated.

>>737078720
Where and how

>>737080819
Yeah and the vast majority of them online are all fucking 6/10 at best. This girl is hot though. She's also a total sub. Let's me collar her up and command her like a little bitch. She'd let me do almost anything to her. If I wanted a bunch of honey teenagers to hate gamgbang her she'd let me. I wouldn't do that, but she'd take it if I wished it lol.

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Hmm, I've got some decent ones..

>cheated on every girlfriend, sometimes with randoms, sometimes with hookers, and always raw
>nearly drank myself to literal death years ago. Ended up in the hospital for weeks and can't have a sip of booze now
>can only get off to interracial gangbang amateur porn or chicks fucking dogs and the dogs nutting in them
> owe the canadian government something like $70,000
> I have an amazing life where I work from home and only when I want, tons of freedom, but I hate me life a lot of the time
>depressed and on meds but thats ok
>have dated a lot of women (i'm 36) and three of them were forever-girlfriends but I subconsciously fuck that shit up. I just did it with one and I'm do bummed about it that I cry all the time like a faggot
>fuck random strangers off craigslist on the regular, usually raw

Posted before but whatever.

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). I actually kind of liked the whole experience (pictures being posted aside) and hate myself for it.

>>737080198
I live in GA too. What part?

>>737080932
Look it up but its anonymous file sharing...easy to start and share link here

>>737080932
dark web honeypot ran by cia and interpol funded by moon aliums

>>737081167
I didn't know you could even fuck actual girls off of CL. Can you tell me moor?

>>737081375
That's a secret I'm not willing to share.

>>737081575
there is no girls on CL.

I sometimes sext traps on SC because it's fun to show off my 9".

>>737081546
>>737081413
>>737081413
Meh, I'm good on that dark net shit. I'm gonna be that edge lord that doesn't like to get cucked and keep these pics all to myself for no one else to see.

>>737081698
See that's what I thought. Who fucks girls off of cl on the reg like it's 2001?

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>>737081575

What do you want to know? I've fucked randoms off CL in a rest stop at 2:30am that I met 1 minute before, and done gangbangs off of CL, too. I've even had my girlfriend (at the time) fuck a guy off CL while I was home. He didn't know I was there.

It's easy.. you just message everyone to increase your odds. The women get a zillion replies, so say something clever, sound normal, and include normal pics and your digits.

>>737078249
Nigga, you wild.

>>737081698
You'd be surprised honestly. I've met some outstanding and freaky as hell women through there. Personal favorite was a dyke who had a thing for being humiliated and degraded and abused by guys.

>>737081781
Dark net bro? Its a normie site that doesn't even go beyond your normal url hahaha fag!

>>737081814
Me

>>737081814
there's a few crackheads, a bunch of guys ready to jump on you and police ready to fuck you up for soliciting.
Girls are on all the stupid apps like tinder and similar.

>>737081903
In LA this does not happen.

>>737078470
She probably smelled it...

>>737081912
Alright well I'm still going to keep these to myself because fuck you guys lol.

>>737081167
How do you work from home?
Need tips b/ro
Trying to find an easy job to stop this miserable cycle of labor enslavement

>>737079693
crop it wtf

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>>737082158

I do internet things. Jerking off most of the time, but also work sometimes.

I think I'm borderline obsessed with a teenage girl I used to counsel.

>>737082412
Why'd you counsel her?

>>737082412
how old are you, her, what did you counsel her for, and what's your job title?

>>737081776
hot. show if you don't mind

drove north to a work function a few years ago and stayed at some skeezy as fuck trailer park in the middle of nowhere instead of driving all the way in by morning. I was approached that night by the owners daughter and her friend and they offered to blow me for $50 I freaked out and said nah, but come back in the morning I might want one before I leave. Spent most of the night thinking about it, when I got up I decided to go for it, they came in and I put up two twenties and they went to work and annihilated my dick and balls. The only time I'd ever had two girls take me to school at once.

>>737082526
>>737082529

I was a High School Counsellor, still am but at a different school.
She was going through the usual teenage angst and previously had a significant drug issue. Had issues with her family too.
I'm in my early 30's.

>>737082820
Are you single tho?

>>737082862
No. I have a supportive, sexy, stable and successful gf.

>>737082820
You must have counseled a ton of girls then. Why were you obsessed with this particular one? Ever thought about looking her up? she's probably legal now.

>>737082933
So you don't like wanna fuck or have any intimate relationship with her right?

>>737082944
I have counselled heaps of students, male and female. I think this one reminds me of myself at her age. And, unlike most students, she was completely thankful for my help. She also just has so much potential. She's smart and industrious.
She is legal and since I left that job we are in contact daily through social media.

My actually gf show tits, pussy and sometimes face on Omegle and Chatroulette.

And i fucking like it, questions?

>>737083153
you contacted her first I presume? Sounds like you are emotionally cheating on your awesome girlfriend. If the roles were reversed you wouldn't want your girl doing that, js

>>737083288
ive probably drained my nuts for her

I know where cotton eye joe came from and where he went

>>737083288
No you just like the excitement!

>>737083380
damn that was a long time ago

>>737083380
I first thought at "damn this nigga's old", then I realized that I got the reference and am old af too. Good joke though, I luled

>>737083306
No, she contacted me first. But yeah, it's not an ideal situation. My GF knows we talk, and that's all it is. She has a bf and all conversation is completely PG. Like, I'd show my gf what we talk about if she asked.

>>737083288
Can you post a pic of your bitch? Normal pic if u want to, i just want to masturbate

>Be me, working evening shift at my job at Psychiatric hospital
>Pt going off about old boyfriend
>Pt said i look good and that she would blow me
>low and behold i got her to a secluded room 2 weeks later, ahe blew me, felt bad ever since

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>>737083543
Sure

>>737083334

>>737081215
welcome back anon

one of these days you're going to give us a taste of what those pics looked like.

>>737083523
Well...she wants to fuck you. Probably a mix of that guidance/father figure thing and your personality/looks. I can why you are pulled in 2 directions. The good news is that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, and as a g/f she is probably a bunch of drama and bullshit. Those young ones always are.

>>737083692
Not bad, would shit in mouth and treat as a lady.

>>737083719
I'm not entirely sure about that anon. Aside from the contact and whatever that implies, there has been zero conversations that could be taken as "sexual" or "flirty." But who knows, maybe she's playing a long game.

You're right on the second point anon, if I think about it reasonably, i can imagine that dating someone so much younger than me would lose it's appeal quickly. I also think I've fetishised her to some degree.

>>737083697
There may come a day where I'm stupid or drunk enough to do that (I did post an ass picture already after all), but not this day.

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i like bond girls

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>>737083841
Thanks for your comment anon, also thoughts? Please?

>>737084075
You might be right, you might be being naive. I need more info.Keeping it pg doesn't mean shit, just might mean she's got a bf and is a decent human being, is shy, etc. How many former clients have contacted you post work relationship that you seemed to have some sort of connection with?

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>>737078022
I asked this in another thread, but it just died.

Will this be ok to use to catheter piss play?
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01M63R7UV/ref=ox_sc_act_image_1?smid=A2S19KAYIQOOLR&psc=1

IDK if anyone has experience

>>737084338
What thoughts do you want? Why?

i fap to shota and shota stories as well as gay porn sometimes.i think i may be attracted to the taboo element, but then again most of my family would not care if i was gay

>>737078022
I watch porn frequently :/

>>737084567
Like wwyd, because im kind of cuck

periscope is some next level shit god damn
>bathroom with like 20 ppl
>private?
>okay
>private she undresses gets in the bath and bathes
>I hit critical mass on my balls and have a reactor meltdown after 20 minutes all over myself
>stay tweaking it while she continues to bathe
>get hard again and blow another one
>end

Fuckin hell

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>>737078022
DONUT LAUGH

>>737084393
Both valid options. I have been niave when it comes to females in the past.
To answer your question; 2 others. 1 male and 1 female.

>>737084800
Is it more of a interest in them. Like hey I'd love them to be my children, or FUCK I WANNA DEEP FUCK!

>>737078160
I wonder the color of your skin...??

>>737084127
the ass pic just left me wanting more.
can you let me know when you're going to be drunk or stupid so I can plan for being here?

>>737084800
Thanks what I would have guess. with so few, I'm sticking to my original theory then.

>>737085094
That kind of stuff tends to happen spontaneously if at all but I'll try lol

>>737084888
Yeah, they're just good kids. The female just needs the occasional counselling session over the phone as she has significant anxiety. And the male likes having someone in his life that believes in him. I went into bat for him against other staff on multiple occasions and now he has a job and is doing well.

lol. No desired fucking, deep or otherwise.

>>737085194
thanks bb I appreciate it.

I've been fat my entire life, and only now at 22 am I able to accept, realize, and attempt to change that.

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I don't have any secrets because we all die and nobody will remember any of this. I fucked my cousins, I tried fucking animals, I rub blood on my face cause it's fun, I masturbate, I'm a Queer Fag Boy, and I don't have a life.

>>737085126
Fair call man. I just don't see it. It seems more like she likes having someone that supports her in her endeavours.

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>be me 17
>grad night
>youngest one there and I didnt wanna be a virgin anymore
>find butter/10
>drink
>fuck
>drink way too much
>passout behind county fair ferris wheel while trying to walk back to my tent for the night
>wake up
>condom still on dick, but broken at top
>"whatever"
>toss in trashcan
>have enough time to get breakfast and pack my shit up to go back home

Two months later,

>checking fb
>ms. Buttersworth got a fat baby bump
>ohshit.exe
>she didn't talk to me, not my problem

7 months later
>checking fb again
>ms. Buttersworth posting shit single mom memes
>delivery date in 4 days

4 days later
>parents post on me buttersworth's behalf
>she died during child labor by they couldn't afford c-section

Cont.?

>>737084338
>>737083692

>>737084578 good job anon

When I was 16 my sister just turned 12. She was sexually active and she tried to keep it a secret, especially from our parents. I knew but she didnt know I did. once in a while she would steal some of my condoms that i kept in my desk drawer, i never saw her do it but I could tell there were some missing. One day I put a note in the drawer that said "you don't have to steal, I can share =) <3." So now she knew i knew.
any way, a few weeks later my parents are freaking out because they found a condom wrapper in the trash or somewhere in her room, dont remember exactly. she wasnt home at the time but they were ready to confront her about it when she got back. they were going to ground her forever and such. I heard them talking/yelling about it. I couldnt let that happen to my sister so I before she got home I told them it was mine(technically it was, she took it from me). They were still not very happy but they were much more understanding and thankful it was me and not her having sex. as a thank you type gift she hooked me up with a coupe of her friends.

>>737085291
do you have to ask anon??

>>737085195
Okay that's good :D
Well for most people anyway, 4Chan is fucking weird af.

>>737085291
whoa, do go on

>>737085378
That was a good story, you're a very nice man. Now how old were these girls?

Avid dumpster diver, panty collector, voyeur, and exhibitionist. My plan is to one day be the ultimate pervert but nobody will know.

>>737085290
I guess you are just going to have to send her a dick pic and play it off like the cat ran across your keyboard and sent it by accident to find out the truth, then.

I used to listen to my daughter in law fucking her bf in her room, and then I'd sneak into her bathroom and steal the panties full of cum and discharge and fap while chewing the crotch. Really nasty.

>>737085358
Life is a risk

>>737085550
lol. Yeah mate, I hear that. I genuinely only want what's best for them.

Husband is a cuck, but not fully.
I can flirt online but only when he's there and sext but have to stop immediately after he finishes and have to stop contact with whoever I'm doing it with until he wants to again.
It's kinda messing with my head, I get so paranoid and anxious for no reason and it's insanely awkward to just cut off contact for me.
I have no friends by choice but am not really allowed any friends even if I wanted any.
anytime I'm remotely close to gaining a friend he makes sure to guilt me into blocking them.
Everything feels surreal.

>>737085681
12 and almost 12(like 11 and 10months). I fucked them both quite a few times.

>>737085734
I don't think she'd buy that man, and would freak out. Like I've said, she's quite smart.

I once commented on how great she look in one of her modelling gig photos she sent and I could tell she weirded out.

>>737085881
the cucking is fine, the rest sounds a lot like a basic domestic abuse situation. emotional if not physical. I've been there and it isn't fun.

for the guys, are you able to explain the situation to some so they at least know why you vanish and come back?

>>737085445
1 month after Ms. Butterworth's death
>depresso like an espresso that I technically killed someone the first time I had sex
>lived in bumfuck nowhere, Ohio
>~3200 people live there
>only Asian guy in Ohio (adopted)
>baby is chink-eyed like a F.O.B (fresh off the boat)
>ms. Buttersworth's parents attempt to message me on fb
>ignored
>parents call cuz Butterworth's parents are looking for me
>tell them my truck broke down on other side of town (actually 3 houses down)
>wait for both mine and buttersworth's parents leave
>take gaming pc
>take cash
>take backpack with clothes
>leave the city

Next day,
>Parents non stop calling leaving voicemails trying to find out where I'm at
>call to let them know I'm okay
>hang up after they ask where I am
>at this time I'm about three cities away, nonstop driving for 2 days because of adrenaline rush.
>leave voicemail saying that since I'm 18 I can't be a run away so they threaten to report me for stealing car
>call back telling them I'm heading back home and not to call the police.
>stopped at next city and traded my truck for a sedan, and cashed out my gaming pc
>kept on driving

Cont.?

>>737078694
This is hot to me/10

>>737085952
Did they look older, or are you a lolicon?

>>737085881
Fucking leave that relationship

>>737086102
Continue

>>737086102
go go go!! i wanna read more

>>737086102
Continue, pls

>>737086102
Yes, cunt.

Used to work the night shift by myself and at 3am every morning I'd go to the bathroom and fap to a singular 30 second clip of a woman getting drilled missionary style by a german shepherd. Worked everytime.

I know that my mom does anal

>>737086239
They looked pretty normal for their ages. They were both noticeably going through puberty, they werent like featureless 7yos. they both had really nice bodies.

>>737086710
>featureless 7yos lmfao
Did they moan hard?

>>737085881
do you want to fuck some or any of these guys you flirt/sext with?

>>737078022

I rape my parents dog every time I get the chance. Which is fairly often since I'm a basement dweller. I've used more lube to moisten up that dogs pussy than i have to jerk off.

>>737086344
Next day,
>about half way into Illinois
>parents leaving voicemail that they just want me back home
>I stop my car and really think if it's worth it
>"well I'm already fucked in Ohio so I gotta keep going"
>call them back, holding back tears, telling them I'll not come back home but that I love them.
>they think I'm overreacting but I've been called every yellow slur under the sun and have gotten beaten for being Asian there
>getting buttersworth preggers means I'd be fucking lynched
>go to computer cafe and photoshop messages from fb from Buttersworth dad so it looks like he threatened to kill me
>sent to my parents, telling them this is why

One week later,
>"holy shit"
>that's what I said when I realized I had driven all the way to fucking Oregon.
>I was so caught up in fear of being caught that I drove to the other side of the country
>now time to get a new identity
>1 hour of internet research later and I found out that if you are charismatic enough, you can get a copy of "your" birth certificate
>with a new name and a new drivers liscense (18, but I choose someone who's 21 cuz I'm a shithead teenager at the time)
>tossed away old phone into ocean but wrote down every contact info
>got a job dog sitting

One month later,

>now manager of dog sitting company
>have my own apartment
>sold old sedan and got a newish BMW 525i
>feel bad about leaving my parents
>haven't heard from them since I threw my old phone away
>login to skype
>~3000 missed calls from my mom
>call her on skype
>"I messed up, didn't I?"
>she was so happy to see me that all she could do was cry tears of joy, prolly cuz I'm not dead.

Cont.?

>>737086941
Disgusting fuck...

>>737086782
the older one was definitely more vocal but the younger one had more physical movement/ reactions especially when she orgasmed.

>>737087098
YES CONTINUE WE LOVE THIS!

>>737087098
Ya, don't stop now.

>>737087206
Did you only go for younger girls?

>>737087098
I needa see the rest of this.

>>737081082
>requesting "cp"
Enjoy your b& 4chan mods count anything nn related as cp

>>737087098
stop asking just keep going you madman!!

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Strippers

>>737087288
14+ would be my normal target when i was 16, but I didnt care about their ages due to the special circumstances.

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>>737087343

wtf is nn

>inb4 cant triforce

>be me, 26, degenerate with no job at the time
>parents complain to me about living in their basement
>say they'll give me 25 bucks day if I look after next door neighbours daughter after school
>accepted, weed money sorted
>for months, let her in smoke a bowl downstairs
>don't fuckin come down, yell if you want anything and I'll come up
>one arvo absolutely dented out of my mind and holding a 5 day no fap
>get right into it, baby oil, sound up, fuck yeah
>she comes down "wtf is going on"
>oh shit, dive to cover up scrambling around tell her to get out
>go back up after I've tidied up and smoked the rest of the blunt
>give the old "i just got caught" rundown, did you see did you know blabla
>she saw nothing etc
>next day starts asking me sex questions about giving head to her bf etc etc
>bbq'd out of my mind, do go on , tell me more
>agree to show her some klixen clips for technique and to practice on her tv remote over the weekend and come back and have a go on me on mondaym we tell nobody
>monday comes, i'm in a robe and just polished off the two blunts, with the will of god kept my no fap going all the way till Monday
>she comes in, school uni on
>i unveil the practice pole
>she proceeds to klixen lollypop lick my dick, hand on the base
>last about 3 minutes
>rrrRRRGHHH BOOM
>its like a white meteor shower, stripes are flying everywehre, were both ducking for cover

Stayed in the basement for the next two years getting klixenlicked regularly, nobody ever found out, they moved out a year ago and I now have her on facebook lookin to go meet up and have more fun.

>>737087544

I fucked a 14yo when I was 19...

But wouldn't go that low anymore... even girls in their early 20's generally have nothing to fucking talk about. But dem tight bodies... fuck.

>>737087544
Special huh, lol nice way of putting it. How old are you now?

Met a chick offline that was as mentally fucked as one can get. She was raped twice as a child and several attempts later in life. She also fucked a 50 year old at age 16. Dated her cause she had a cunt and was easy sex. Still got feels. She loved far away. Banged other girl while she was away. She comes visit one day. Go through phone. Finds out she's messing around. Get upset. Kicks her out. Tells her to kill herself. She's suicidal so my fingers crossed she will some day

>>737087589
non nude

>>737087752
Was she a virgin?

>>737087248
>talking to my mom was when it all hit me how fucking hard I messed up
>approx 5 minutes of just both of us crying in front of a screen
>collecting myself, I ask her how my dog, Nina, has been (I found Nina on the street and I raised enough money mowing lawns to pay for her recovery)
>my mom said that she sleeps with her because it's all she had left of me
>ask my mom what's the town thought of all of this
>my mom said that the local news was stalking our house for 12 days trying to interview my dad and mom
>I tell her that I fucked up but I and go back to bumfuck nowhere, Ohio
>both my mom and my dad are retired, and they said they'll move out of there just to have me back.
>I tell her I'm in Oregon
>all teary-eyed she said she always wanted to go to Oregon

Two weeks later,
>haven't talked to my dad yet
>burley buff old Marine who fought in the gulf war
>my mom and dad come to the airport
>my mom is crying like usual saying that she was worried about me
>my dad is stoaic as fuck
>Fuckme.jpg
>he doesn't talk to me
>we all start packing into my car
>mom's impressed with the newish car
>my dad finally said something, all I wanted was for him to say something to me
>"I forgot something"
>wat.pdf
>sitting in the car with my mom talking if I have talked to any girls
>"no mom, last one didn't turn out so well"
>dad sits in back seat
>wait...I know that smell
>NINA!! He got my dog back to me
>as I look back to him and Nina, I just see one tear rolling down his face and I knew he missed me more than mom ever could
>sold most of my stuff except for my gaming pc (not making that mistake twice)
>move into my new house with my parents
>going to college rn

Now I'm 20 and my parents joke about it like it wasn't the most heart-wrenching moments of their lives.

That is my secret /b/ros. AMA

>>737087752
yeah the sex is nice but having to be in a relationship or just spend idle time with them to get it isnt always worth it.

>>737087802
21

>>737087961
touching story m8. You're loved.

>>737087961
Heartwarming, god speed anon.

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what ever that is

>>737087961
What happened to you child? Are you going to just abandon it?

>>737087961
you're younger than me and you are my fucking hero

>>737087961
Interesting story, Anon.
I'm 23, and I've never fucked, foreplayed, kissed, held hands, dated, AND I don't own a car OR a driver's license.

Crazy story.

>>737087961
Amazing story :D
Did you ever talk to your other contacts again?

>>737088119
>>737088148
>>737088198
>>737088211
>>737088321
>>737088329
HOLY SAMEFAG BOTS BATMAN!!

>>737088420
What?

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k

>>737088487
Yeah I'm the 3rd one down that asked about his child and what he plans on doing about it. I don't see how that relates to the other anon posts

Im gay and think niggers are gross and they're pee pees look like slugs

>>737088420
huh?

>>737088119
>>737088148
>>737088211
thanks guys I haven't told anyone this story outside of my mom and dad


>>737088198
>>737088559
honestly I wish I knew, my parents said that Ms. Buttersworth's parents had been inactive on fb and that they moved out of the city because they couldn't handle the local news harassing them like they did my parents. So there's nothing about them

>>737088321
I honestly thought that I was going to turn back within the first two hours but my foot wouldn't let off the gas I was so scared.

>>737088329
Honestly being the only Asian in a small town where everyone hates you, I didn't have too many. The only people I still talk to from bumfuck nowhere, Ohio are the guys that I played CSGO with. But I told them that it was a lie and that my parents are to afraid of what could happen with the racism and so they left.

>>737088559
Me either
>>737088420
This anon is weird...

Kyle, I've got kind of a crsuh on you. I think you'll ever read this, and your probably out of my leauge but whatever

>>737088595
We should gas them all

>>737088595
I'm a nigger. But not a chimp.

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>>737078022
when i was five i molested a man in his 30s. He came on our bathroom wall and told me what a bad thing i did and that if i told anyone i would be in a lot of trouble.

>>737088627
dude drink some water and go to bed

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>>737088420
Uh, no.

>>737088677
okay?

>>737088716
good girl

>>737088610
Well, I'm glad it appears to be working out for you now.

You really have some understanding parents.

What you studying in College?

>>737088755
>girl
>girl
>girl
>girl
>girl

Hey guys.

I found this music by accident. Can you please tell me what thus genre is called and how I can find more of it ? I love it.

https://youtu.be/g6GVLrUGLcQ

I just need an answer fast so I picked an active thread to ask.

>>737088793
girl or twink, I'll put my dick in it

>>737088764
Communications, its the easiest degree and for the dog sitting company I work, I can make 5k more a year with a degree.

>>737088610
I don't understand why the local news would stake out your house, or Ms.butterworths parents' house for 12 days. They are going to harass the parents of a teen that died tragicly? Why was their no counter outrage? Why does a town of 3200 have such in depth news coverage? Is it for TV? A newpaper? How many new developments can happen with this story? Are they just sitting outside the house saying "day 11, he hasn't come back." or "day 11, the teen bitch still dead." It doesn't make sense.

>>737088914
its very synthwave-esque

When I was 6, I had this friend me and him wondered how each others dicks looked, so we showed each other our dicks, and we touched each others dicks, it was weird because it was out of pure curiosity, and no gay purposes. We would even hump each other because it felt good. When we would take showers I we would show each other our dicks, just because it was interesting. I think he had a dog penis. Btw I'm not gay, I'd never do that in my life again, ew.

>>737088961
ditto

I smelled a 10yr old girl's socks and panties. It was the best thing in those holidays

>>737078249
Youre a fucking faggot

>>737088967
honestly its so boring out there that they report graffiti as breaking news in my old city. For the stalking thing, my parents said that they would come to the door every 4 hours during the day and try and talk to them. The reason it was such a big deal there was that not only was Ms. Butterworth's is dead (which would be front page news already) but that I had fled and (technically) stolen my parents car

I showered with a 9yo girl almost everyday this week

>>737084428
Docfag here: yes but you'll have to have had some decent practice before. Pushing in a not very rigid tube is a bitch. Oh and be prepared for a good piss afterwards or face a UTI

>>737089170
again tonight
you stud keep up the lords work

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>>737089170
I know you said it yesterday

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>>737089097
Your child is a parentless orphan, just like you were once. Be a man and track down you child and raise him/her. Or at the very least, be part of their life. Don't run away with your parents and hide like a bitch.

Not really interested in getting cucked but I really get off on the fact that my fiance was a total slut before we met, love hearing all her whore stories makes me diamonds, I cum buckets from them.

>>737089170
Any hair on that pussy yet?

I have a pretty strong crush on a girl who occasionally posts in these threads.

I know thats gay as shit and it's probably a guy anyway, I just cant help it.

>>737085291
2 months is too short for baby bump, improve your greentext bruh

>>737089255
I've tried, they have disconnected their phones and are inactive on fb. I'm not going to hire a private detective to find someone who doesn't want to talk to me. My guess is that they left town and are raising the baby.

>>737089234
sry my life isnt very exciting and i dont do different secret missions like james bond everyday to share here.

>>737089400
It's not about them, it's about your child. You have a much bigger legal right to it than they do. Plus, you have no idea if they want you to be around for the kid or not. Let you said, they skipped town because of the media, not to hide from you.

>>737084666
ridic
2k people just watched a 10yo russian piece of ass pull tits and snoot out and give it a fiddle in delicious crystal clear HD

jesus what is going on with this world

>>737089337
some peach fuzz but it's barely noticeable

>>737089220
k will do

>>737089521
legalities wise, i'm not a lawyer so I can't say if the baby is legally mine because I was out of the picture. But after two years of reaching out to them, i can guarantee you that they aren't interested.

>>737089705
let us know when you washin that little pussy for her
thats the best feeling when you glide up and down a soapy 9yo slit

>>737089620
How big is your shower ever "accidentally" rub up against her when you're sharing the water?

>>737089757
been there, done that when she was younger, she does it herself now.

I love watching guys wank to pics of my ex and her friends
If you want to cock trib, kik: ccr38

>>737089743
Paternity test would grant you full cussity if you wanted it. Or just contact and/or visitations in the future if you just wanted that. The child has the right to know who their father is, and have at least some sort of relationship with a natural parent that wants that too. Your baby momma's parents? Fuck them. Do you really want you kid raised soley by some selfish judgemental Ohio hicks? The kid would be better off with you and your parents. Stop making excuses and being a pussy. I think you're just scared of the responsibilty, just like you were when you drove cross country. Man up and do the right thing.

>>737089234
and every day for the last year i every fucking secrets thread

>>737089898
You ever stick your finer in her ass? Did you go deep?

>>737089898
>>737090154
*Finger

>>737090121
They have been showering with the same dead 9 year old for years now.

>>737089851
it's fairly big, could probably comfortably fit 4 people. once in a while but usually is accidental.

>>737090154
lol no,

>>737089851
autistic or just failing at comedy. which is it?

>>737078022
Sexual immorality is unwise, but I'm not a wise-man...

>>737090281
Say what?

>>737089222
I'm 12 and what is FBI page for?

>>737090121
1st time I shared it was maybe 2 months ago, if that. you must be confusing me for someone else.

>>737090096
you're right. I was scared. Still am to be honest. A paternity test might give me custody of the kid but that could just turn into a lawsuit for child support and shit since I havent been there for two years. Just because I lived in Bumfuck nowhere doesnt mean they're hicks. They used to be friends with my parents and were prolly one of the more affluent people in the town. The kid should be fine.

>>737081215
I know what you mean. It happened the same to me but pics weren't mine

>Be me
>Be a husband of overly controlling wife.
>She is so obsessive and always find problem when i talk to women even for business case
>I grew tired and fuck it.
>Make a fake Facebook account
>Found some local sex discussion group.
>Post some erotic stories

Cont

>>737090463
>It happened the same to me
>pics weren't mine
how could you be blackmailed with pics of someone else?

>>737090559
nope no need to cont

>>737090573
They were pics of my girlfriend

>>737090348
you post this in every secrets thread since then, you became a meme yourself.

>>737090438
All that might be well and true. tbh, I don't care about the kids grandparents. I don't care about you too much either, to be frank. I care about that child. When the kid gets older, its going to wonder about it's real parents. What was my mother like? Why did dad leave? Did he really abandon me and not care at all like my grandparents said? I hate him so much. How could he do that. It's so hard being the only asian in this hick down, And so on and so on. Don't justify your actions by saying that the kid will be fine and writing it off. I can see through your bullshit even if you can't. You're taking the easy way out, just like you always do. Your parents moved away from everyone they knew just to be part of your life. Your fucking spoiled. Stop being a brat and a pussy and help give your child a better life that it deserves.

I've sent pics, vids and info of my girlfriend to some random guys i met online

I just came for a 9yo on omegle

>>737080198
>let's dogs fuck her
>lives in georgia

Makes sense. I mean I'm not trying to be a dick...but yeah...makes sense.

>>737090718
nah, not every 1, but more so lately. but w/e, it's /b/, nothing matters, idgaf.

>>737090805
what interests did you use

>>737081575
Oh sweetheart, he's fucking guys.

>go to a nude beach in san diego
>me and my gf get naked
>group of 3 girls 2 guys show up
>they start hooking up on the beach
>my gf realizes shes insanely turned on
>she starts giving me a handjob while they watch
>one girl is a 10/10
>bends over amazing ass and pussy looks back at us and says i wanna play
>never been harder

>>737090805
This is what's wrong with the world, you should do some introspection and do some soul-searching, it's totally worth it.

>>737090768
Listen up, I fucking went across the country on my own at 18, sold my car twice, ghosted into society, fucking got a job, and promoted to manager all within one month. So if you are going to keep up this white knight neet shit, claiming that im a fucking pussy because I am unable to contact the buttersworths, take a fucking step forward into a noose. You have no fucking clue what I have tried to do to contact them. Also, I'm fucking adopted. This shit never crossed my mind because I knew the people I was living with were my family. Not two people who fucked each other.

>>737090586
Wh?

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>>737090768
also

>>737090903
not telling

>>737090967
I searched my soul and found that the orgasms were more intense and my cum flys faster and further

>>737083153
>She also just has so much potential. She's smart and industrious.

Yeah that's your fucking dick talking. She's just as stupid as any other young piece of ass.

>>737091046
pls want to know

>>737090768
honestly anon, asiananon is right, look if he said he tried to contact them then just leave it at that, cut your Wednesday afternoon soap opera special episode bullshit

I lost my virginity to my 14 year old neighbor when I was 23. I had to 'babysit' her because her parents were out of town for the week and she didn't know how to cook and was too scared to call for take out, so she stayed with me. She pitied me into fucking her with a sob story about how no one pays attention to her (she was underdeveloped for a girl her age). I moved about two months later and haven't heard a word about her or her family since.

>>737078022
I believe in alternate realities. I feel stuck between two worlds. I can't bring myself to give enough shit about this world, and am plagued by depression. On the other hand, I can't let go and become part of this alternative.

What helps is knowing I will live forever. Self fulfilling thoughts: they believe they exist, therefore they do - thus, they are immortal when grounded.

I'm trying to care about this shit more and more though.

>>737091212
Cogito ergo sum
The only thing that you truly know is that you are thinking.

>>737090975
And all your success won't ever amount to a crock of shit for your child. This shit WILL cross your child's mind because it's a small town and the kid will hear the story. The Version of the story that makes you sound like the biggest piece of shit possible. You said it yourself, you could hire a P.I. and find them easily if you wanted too. You just care more about your own selfish wants then your own childs well being. That kid is going to grow up with emotion problems it doesn't deserve while you stand idlely by and don't do shit about it, and deep down, you know it. Maybe you should change your major in college to how not to be a selfish cowardly faggot.

>>737085881
Why would you want to talk to them again? Is there some reason you don't agree that you should cut contact? It's just a quick fetish session.

The not being allowed friends is bullshit though.

>>737078022
I haven't posted my sister in laws nudes in months, but she sometimes gets reposted by some guy who's trying to doxxed her.

Every time he posts, I cum buckets.

>>737091271
Suicide is a a sort of survival of the fittest in the alternates.

>Want death
>Receive death

You are no more,

>>737087098
>asian
>being able to pull off charasmatic

At 18 how were you able to afford enough gas to drive to oregon with no job? You just found a job that quick as a dog sitter? You're a "manager" of a dog sitter company? You realize there's an owner and then other people they employ right? You're talking about your ass.

>>737091088
>>737091046
dubs demand it deliver

>>737091046
Is life not more than sexual immorality? What if your life were a story? Would you be happy of it thus far? You can always change it while you have time.

>>737091178
I had a few chances to fuck young girls 12-13yo like that in m early 20's but was way too scared of the aftermath someone finding out or them blackmailing me with "do this or I'll tell" I wouldn't be able to handle that, I took the high road.

>>737091178
brool story co, 1/10, 1 effort point

>>737091514
I had saved about $1200, and I sold my gaming pc for $800. With the job, I walked down the street of the DMV looking for jobs, I just walked in and asked if they were hiring. I then walked into a pet store that was obviously made for those who spend too much money on there dogs, asked if they were hiring. And the owner said that they do dog walks for customers. There was 3 of us but he promoted me when there were 6 people, and I am in charge of appointments and coordinating schedules. He wanted me to run the dog walking part while he dealt with the store itself

>>737091906
Refer to this if you feel the need to revive this indecent thread. /thread
http://www.wogim.org/sinlist.htm

>>737091906
You live life on easy mode if any of this is true. You know what they call people who skip town with a limited amount of funds? Hobos.

>>737091072
Nah man, you're just jaded.

>>737090559
Need to hear this

>>737092399
You're just naive. You'll see when you get older. You want to think really pretty girls have some redeeming qualities in terms of personality. They just don't. If you've met a pretty girl you've forgiven a lot of the stupid shit she says.

>>737091584
It's been almost 5 years since then. During lonely, depressed nights the thought comes to me that I should Do something so I won't be caught, but it quickly passes. I try to justify it by telling myself that it might saved one of our life's. I was going through a rough patch cause I just graduated and the only job I could find was at the local market. Never had a relationship that lasted long enough to get to sex and was too much of a pansy to pay for it. I might helped her self esteem. I don't know, but I avoid opportunities to learn anything that happened to them since then. Congrats on taking the high road.

I like being blackmailed

>>737092494
I hearn what you're saying anon, and agree, to a point. However, I've counselled a number of females that you could consider to be "hot." Haven't developed a weird thing for them.

I'm already kinda old...

>>737092712
I've actually dated a lot of high school girls that would be considered top tier in their day. I realized you were already kind of old after my post so sorry about that. But I guess you haven't learned yet because you lack experience. Young pretty bitches are stupid. Because they can get away with it.

Trust me. You've forgiven a lot of stupid shit she's said. You've dismissed it and given her the benefit of the doubt.

How many times has she complained about a girl she just can't get along with? A guy who's being creepy and she just can't shake? It's always the same shit.

I never did nothin'.

>>737092692
Are you french?

>>737093093
All good man. My experience tells me that what you're describing is just female behaviour in general. I dated a few women that were older than I am/was thinking that they'd be more mature, and they're just not.

This lass has never complained about either of the things you've given as examples. I understand what you're saying though.

>>737093401
Hey fair enough. We all have different experiences. The girl I'm dating now is around my age and actually educated.

I get though that older women can be just as immature. But I was just saying younger women aren't anything you should let consume you. They hook you with their looks and then drown you in a sea of young bitch drama.

She may have different things she complains about but just be wary if she says anything obviously immature. Judge whether she's worth it based on that.

Good luck you motherfucker.

>>737078720
Same, although a long time ago.

>>737093617
lolz. I know what you're saying dude. Teenage girls aren't really something that I regularly seek out, being a counsellor I know what they're like, probably moreso than most.

Just this girl man, I don't know.

Cheers newfriend. Peace be with you.

>>737093840
Fucking teen girls is fine, as long as they dont fall in love with you.

>>737093840
Cheers you wonderful bastard. This is one mistake I can't seem to talk you out of. Again, good luck.

I love cheating on my wife. A surprising number of mums at school pick up are open to quickies because their husbands neglect them

>>737078135
dont feed the faggots

>>737093979
Stories?

>>737093879
It's not really about that man. I'm not even sure she sees me as anything other than a support. I guess my original "confession" was that I was enamoured by this girl. And I think about her a lot even though I have a pretty cool gf.

>>737091906
Bro child support is gonna fuck you up. An im pretty sure failure to pay can get you a ticket straight behind bars. Be a man take responsibility or wait for the inevitable shit storm!

>>737094013
This one fuckin time

i fucked this mum

bruhh

she liked quickies

yea

>>737094013
The riskiest one was after dropping off the kids we went to the nearest baby changing room and I fucked her against the wall while her kid slept in the buggy.

>>737093902
I appreciate the effort man. People in this thread have been mostly quite reasonable.

BUMP LIMIT!!!!!!!!!

>>737094103
Sounds like bs

>>737094180
It does but it happened. Women need sex just like men do. When the husbands are getting it done they'll look elsewhere.

>>737094302
How old was she?
Nice tits?
Shaved pussy?

>>737086569
kek

Last December my daughter came home from college and brought her boyfriend home to meet us over Christmas. During the two weeks they were here, he fucked me at least 40 times

>>737094617
M or f?

>>737094617
Why?

Worked at a middle school (not a teacher). Working late about 15 mins after the school day ended. Went to go get a snack from the vending machine, see a 3DS on one of the outside lunch tables. Look around, swiped it put in my pocket. 20 minutes later I see a 6th grader & his mom at the tables. Kid is on the verge of tears, heard his mom say "it's your fault you forgot it, some other kid probably picked it up." as I walked by. Didn't say word with the 3DS in my pocket. Went home, factory reset, it's mine now. I still have it. No regrets.

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i'm a dirty little sissy my real name is Anthony lasausse

https://www.xvideos.com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

>>737091584

I still get those chances and im 29

>>737094835
You've come to the right place, Anthony. However, I think your secret is out.

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>>737094835
>>737095005
i need dirty idea for make more videos and expose myself to the world..
any idea ??