Wwyd thread. Lets get real folks

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>>737072002

get my dick out and jack off

>>737072002
givin the collar I know she calls herself Blacked so is fucking retarded. i'd fuck her once then kill myself.

>>737072218

lift the skirt more :D

>>737072002
smash her over the head with a frying pan then shove my hand up her ass and work her mouth like a puppet while making her say manipulative and demeaning shit to me while I jerk myself off with my free hand.

>>737072414
nail her hands to a wooden table and then pull her finger nails out with plyers while fucking a fleshlight taped to the bottom of the table, then the louder she screams, the harder I fuck the fleshlight.

All while whistling the national anthem of italy

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>>737072330
She is surprisingly not a whore. Very loyal to her bf and only shows off body cuz she a feminazi

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>>737072560
i'm gunna become one of these sick fucks cause. Fuck me i'm white it's fate.

>>737072002
leave on Dark R

>>737072568
Use a potato peeler to slowly peel the skin on her thigh off then cut a little slit into the peeled away skin and then fuck the slit, all while reciting quotes from "The Godfather Part II" with a high pitch voice and a columbian accent.

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>>737072560
Thats... vivid

>>737072568
i wonder who the bf is op.....

>>737072611
use a power drill to drill a hole in her belly button, and then fuck the hole while continuously punching her in the face and saying: "I don't want your Kool-Aid, Jimmy!"

>>737072746
Throw her up against a wall and then twist her arm behind her back until it snaps and do that with both arms, then hold her head under water until the bubbles stop and then wake her up and drip hot candle wax on her scalp while twisting my nipples and making monkey sounds.

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Lol c'mon, post real wwyds

>>737072801
have left shit into right's pussy and have right use the log of shit as as dildo to fuck her pussy with and then have the right bash the left over the head with a baseball bat and use plyers to form a hole for me to stick my dick inside and then fuck her brains out litterally

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Ashtraykunt

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>>737073173

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>>737073173
>>737073217

>>737072865
snatch that phone out of her hand and then smash it over her head and then drag her by the hair over to the corner and force her to do a head stand against the wall while holding a gun on her, while I stand on my tip-toes and sing "Hark the Harold" in G-minor

>>737072921
Chop her tongue off with a clever and then stick the tongue in her asshole, then force her to dig her own grave and as she's digging, I'm singing the theme song from teletubbies.

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>>737073173
>>737073217
>>737073307

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>>737073948
>>737073307
>>737073217
>>737073173

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>>737072746
take her into the ghetto and watch her get manhandled while she tries to act gangsta around some actual gangbangers

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>>737073948
Every friday night, she shows up wearing her breeding outfit. Naked, cow paint on. wearing her little cute ears.

She gets put in her stable to wait while the bulls arive. I let her suck my cock for a while.

Once the first bull shows up, I check his number off the list, and let him get to work. He grabs her ass with both hands, and roughly forces his cock into her. This way he knows he is the first bull tonight.

She squeals a bit, but around the ball gag you can't make out the words.

I reach down and squeeze her nipple and tell her to shut the fuck up. Which reminds me. I need to get the clamps on there. Once she gets pregnant, she'll be nursing for a few years, so might as well toughen em up.

The clamps have cowbells on them, and each time the bull slams into her her big tits slap forward and the bells clang. It's the little touches you know?

Anyway bull #1 must have had a slow week. He busts a nut into her in no time. I spress the plug up into her cunt, write his number on a tag, then put it in the gun. I pull one of her labia out and click! it pierces the tag into her cunt lip. That will stay in there until we are sure she is pregnant or not.

As a general rule, I give the first bull an hour's head start before I let other bulls nut in her. While the bull goes around to her mouth- and she cleans him up, thanking him for his seed, I call up the next guy on the list. He texted he is running abit early, so I tell him he can wait an hour, or just use her ass and mouth.

I'll let the other bulls know too.

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>>737072002
Probably give her a quick nod as a walk by
>>737072116 >>737072218
Ask for directions because I clearly got lost enough to wind up in a place with trees
>>737072414
Wonder why I'm in a girl's room.
>>737072568
Avert my eyes because it is rude to stare, plus I'm invading her personal space in what is likely a privately owned home.
>>737072611
Help her hold her phone because she is having so much trouble doing so, she has to use two hands.
>>737072746
Guide her to a universe where the sun isn't exploding
>>737072801
Probably be the guy that is taking this picture for them.
>>737072865
probably offer her clothing that isn't white because everything in that fucking room is white.
>>737072921
Ask her if she is hiding dimples with her fingers
>>737073088
Tell her not to use emojis because they are shitty means of expression for fake fucks.
>>737073095
Hand her a towel because she looks like she is unhappy being wet.
>>737073173
Probably nothing
>>737073217
Inform this woman her posterior is exposed.
>>737073307
inform this lady her breasts are exposed
>>737073321
Put a cap on her fucking toothpaste
>>737073392
Wonder why her hair is turning white at such a young age
>>737073948
Inform this woman she appears to no longer be wearing clothes.
>>737073994
long for lemonade

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wwyd?

>>737074737
this is so great man, I'm tempted to send it to her, what do yall think?

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wwyd

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Wwyd?

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Wwyd?

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call me boring but i'd yank off those clothes and just go to town on that muff.

wwyd to my girl?

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>>737075962
enjoy the beautiful beach, collect shells
>>737076219
take her to the doctor because her hand is fucked
>>737076283
inform this young boy that lipstick is for girls
>>737076335
have this poor girl's mental health assessed as she appears to have a mental disability.
>>737076659
Inform this woman I can see her bra through her shirt.
>>737076736
help this woman pull up her underwear as she may be having difficulty doing so while hiding her breasts.
>>737077089
help this girl get undressed (in a non-sexual way) so she can take a shower/bath
>>737077957
help this poor girl pull her shirt back down as she is having trouble hiding her exposed breasts and taking a selfie.

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wwyd now without the shirt?
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