Dubs decides. >Start up with your best jewish joke

>>737067839
why dont jewish women get AIDS, they marry assholes, they dont fuck them.

>>737067839

How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny.

I wanna see where this goes

I once asked a jew girl for her number, she rolled up her sleeves

>>737067839
Bumping for interest

Jews did 9/11

>>737069025
Roll

>>737069025
Roll for this

>>737069313
This

>>737069236
That's not a joke

Red sea pedestrian kek

>>737069025
Roll cause that's pretty good.

>>737069389
So close

>>737069433
Got em

>>737069433
winrar

>>737069025
This

Jews are okay people. That's the joke. They're actually the scum of the earth.

>>737069433
Fuck yeah. Do it OP.

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Dubs decides.

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just tell her and her Jewish friends to hop in your ashtray

>>737069607
So funny I forgot to laugh.

>>737069922
Quick win.

>>737067839
How do you get multiple jews into a room? You throw a penny into it

Kinda unrelated:

Do you still need a Facebook to use Tinder?

>>737069850
Say"why? I added a few new ones in my basement last week"

Why don't Jews suck dick?

how many jews can you get in a car?

two in the front, two in the back, and six thousand in the ashtray

>>737070176
Serious question ask her.

>>737067839

God came down and offered all the peoples of the world the Tora. None of them were interested until he found the Jews and even they weren't sure. One of them asked, 'How much will this cost?'
God replied that it would cost nothing.
The Jews said, "We'll take two.'

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Dubs decides

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what did one train say to the other train on its way to Auschwitz?
Jew Jew

>>737067839
can you suck my dick?

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Are you circumcised or do you have a roast beef vagina

>>737070367
Re

Do you happen to own a diary?

>>737070367
Reroll

>>737070546
Roll

>>737070342
Are you born parasites or do you learn it?

>>737067839
OP abandon this, she seems like a good material at least to be a friend or fuck buddy..dont screw it

I bet your pussy tastes like old pennies

Say: I'll burn down my local synagogue for some nudes

>>737070750
This

>>737070800
Winrar

>>737070345
Reroll

>>737070889
Damn off by one

>>737070176
This

Whats the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

>>737070989
Re fuggin roll

>>737070750
This made me giggle irl

What do a jew and cookie dough have in common? Both are better after 25 minutes at 350°

>>737070342
I'll say those three words to make you mine.

I will pay.

>>737070750
Rolling

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Dubs decides

Were getting somewhere

>>737071265
Follow up with >>737070750

>>737071265
I bet you got a lot of gold stars in school

>>737071265
rerolling for this >>737070750

>>737071265
Fake and gay

>>737070953
roll

>>737070750

Rolling for kek

>>737071477
Winrar

Lemme shove a roll of quarters up your ass

>>737071477
Win

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Just keep this thread alive

>>737071477
nice winrar

>>737070750
this then say "Are you gonna let me find out?"

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>>737071477
>>737071511

>>737070750
Reroll

>>737071529
And salty milk

>>737071265
Enough to gag on my dick tonight?

>>737071569
Roll

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>737071600
win

Are you gonna let me find out?

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>>737071477
>>737071511
>>737071533

>>737071600
Winnar

>and salty milk

Are you're nipples, penny, Nickel, dime, quarter, half dollar, or jew nose sized?

>>737071636
roll

>>737071529
Seriously OP fuck all of us and talk to this girl for real.

How many shekels would it take to get your number?

>>737071660
>>737071636
rolling for either

>>737071660
Roll for after salty milk.

but seriously, can I see your asshole?

>>737071699
shit

>>737071699
Winner x2

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>>737071699
heh

>>737071660
Roll

>>737071699
Winrar

I've never been with a jewish girl before, so I've never seen a circumcised vagina before. Can you show me yours so I know what to expect?

>>737071660
Reroll

>>737071660
roll

>>737071660
Roll for this with proper grammar

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THESE DUBS FOLLOWING DUBS

>>737071660
Reroller

>>737071802
rollin

>>737071802
keking roll

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Dubs again

Oi vey girl! lemme see them jew titties!

>>737071842
Fuck off faggot that is proper Grammar.

>>737071529
Would I cum more or less buckets if I read your diary instead of anne franks?

>>737071802
For kek

>>737071660
reroll

>>737071811
Winrar

>>737071865
DUBS

>>737071699
Rolling this

I can see from your picture I would probably be able to fuck your nose holes

>>737071948
reroll

>>737069025
Roll

>>737072065
Roll

>>737072065
Retard

>>737071948
rolling

>>737072084
roll

How many pennies would it take for you to ride on my train?

I honestly don't like jews, those pricks kicked me out of a synagogue for reading mein kampf out loud

>>737071893
Yes it was made wirh kosher salt from the tears of circumcised babies

Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?

>>737072170

roll

>>737072170
reroll

I have a sausage. Wanna taste if its kosher?

Are you a school?
Because I want to shoot kids inside you

How much would it Holocaust me to get you to go out with me?

>>737072122
WIN DELIVER OP

>>737072170
kek reroll

>>737071811
Op plz deliver

>>737072170
reroll

OP is dead

>>737069850
C'mon post

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>>737072464
Still here waiting on her reply.

If I had a chance to stop the holocaust or go on a date with you, I'd take the date with you.

>>737072315

roll

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I wish I could have a hot Jew to hate fuck

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>>737072561

>>737072170
reroll

>>737072569
Roll

>>737071811
>>737071660
Where is it OP?

>>737072561
OP what is wrong with you? How stupid can you be? Why take the worst fucking option, do you not realize how retarded this is?

Will continue tomorrow. Night /b/Tards

>>737071893
shitty delivery, fix it up if I win
Do Jewish women like circumcised dick because it's 10% off?

>>737072170
Re roll

>>737072170
Rollll them

>>737072170
roll em

>>737072170
Roll

>>737072561
Say "I like jam."

>>737069850
I like you and I know that you like that i like you. And I really like that you like how I like you. So after we get together your gonna like how much u liked it.

>>737071802
Hahaha

>>737073299
WINRAR

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray.

>>737072170
You gotta send her this

OP is ded

>>737072170
Reroll

>>737072170
Reroll

>>737069411
No one saw this one huh?

>>737073874
Fuck off

>>737072315
>How much would it Holocaust me to get you to go out with me?

This. So much this.

>>737074413
Bump

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Send her this and ask if Moses was being paid by the hour to lead the Jews for 40 years

>>737074413
bump

>>737074413

instakill

>>737074413

Bump

>>737074413
Please this

404 OP not found

An Orthodox, a Conservative, and a Reform rabbi are each asked whether one is supposed to say a brokhe over a lobster. The Orthodox rabbi asks, "What is this...'lobster'...thing?" The Conservative rabbi doesn't know what to say, muttering about responsa. The Reform rabbi says, "What's a brokhe?"

>>737074510
Can't send pics from storage on tinder

>>737072561
Say "How does moses make tea? hebrews it."

Op ded

>>737074413

>>737074413
rerollin

>>737069025
Heard this plenty of times, but roll

>>737072315
>How much would it Holocaust me to get you to go out with me?

This is a must

>>737075712
>>737074413

>>737069850
Bell Canada, where this girl at? I actually like her.

>>737067839

How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb?

>*New York accent*
>None, I'll just sit here in the dark

They don't pay me enough foreskins to talk to gentiles like yourself if you're not willing to give me your number.

>>737075742

>>737075712

>>737076140
In fact, they're not paying me at all! Oy vey, it's like anotha shoah. Tell you what goyim, I won't charge you too much this time if you let me see down your dresses. I'll deduct one foreskin per pic.

Guess who is getting raped tonight if she doesn't bring her pussy over here for intercourse....


YOU.

>>737067839
How many Jewish babies does it take to paint a concentration camp?

Depends on how hard you throw them.