Act British or the cat gets it.

>>737059622
Tip top fiddly wop

egg rols

>>737059622
Calm down lad. I'll put on the kettle and we'll talk it out over a cup of tea...

>>737059622
Just what do you mean by 'cat'?

OOOH SHIT MATE, I LOIK FOKIN' ARABS N ALL THAT SHIIIT ROIGHT, LET 'EM IN YEAH?

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>>737059622
alllaahooo snackbarr

>>737059622
Well that's strong init mate?

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>>737059622
Please sir, you and your friends can have my wife for as long as you need her

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>>737059622
Drop the knife, Knave!

>>737059622
blimey, time for tea!

ayyy where iz da white womenz at

I'm gonna go boil this chicken and then salt and pepper it

Shoot the rotten Blighter, for all I care.

Honestly, all this commotion is MOST unbecoming!

Good day to you, Sir!

>>737059622
OI YE CHEEKY CUNT DONT HARM THE KITTY CAT OR IMMA FOCKING BASH YE HEAD IN I SWEAR ON ME MUM M8

>>737059622
Now now, Jethro. Rather we put the knife down before the constable suspects anything.

>>737059622
I say old chap that is a rather unfortunate predicament you have yourself in.

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>>737059622

>>737059622
My, my....aren't we cheeky?

i havent brushed in 8 years

REFUGESS WELCOME!

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Cat is saved

Let's celebrate

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Good day chaps. Did anyone watch the cricket last night? Jolly good show ay what what!

We Brits don't even speak like tha-

OKAY, YES WE DO.

We really get tired of you fuckers pointing it out all the time though...

>>737059622
*bins ur nife*

>>737062750
I thought cricket was Australian

>>737062949

No in Scotland we dinnae ye fuckin sassanach!

Aw hell naw.

>>737063058

It might be, but the English love that shit!

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FUCK YOU, OP! I HAVEN'T GIVEN A SHIT ABOUT THE BRITS SINCE 1776!

I'LL NUKE YOU IF YOU HARM THE CAT.

>>737059622
No one in Britian likes cats anyway, grouped with the other vermin there.

Act British?
>votes for Brexit, and then follows up by making tea and googling what the EU is

when Liverpool beat Arsenal, I'm upset.

>>737059622

But we have not been introduced.

>>737063163
Don't mention The Ashes then...

>>737063583
When Lollerpool win any game, the world weeps

Good day Abdul! What was that old boy? You want to fuck my wife and daughters? Jolly good then go right ahead... nobody can call ME a xenophobe!

>>737059622
TELL MOFFAT TO HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH DOCTOR WHO

Oh dear oh dear! How many girls have been raped around Rotherham?

Well, we better not do anything about it, or we might be considered racist old chap!

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>>737064511
New season is boring as hell and overloaded with SWJ propaganda.

>>737064511
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Did I win?

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I Say! Was that an explosion? My, I sure am enjoying this cultural enrichment!

Got to get there damn cans a pork soda I tell what

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>>737064759
Tis Part and Parcel, Old Bean.

>>737059622
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!

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>>737064802
Mm, yeas, quite, More biscuits, chap?

Blimey

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>>737059622
ALLAH AKBAR

>>737064759
>My, I sure am enjoying this cultural enrichment!
Ameripig detected.

>>737064854

Why yes I'd most indubitably love a biscuit old boy. Do you have any more of those scrumptious chocolate hobnobs? They taste splendid when I dunk them in my cup of tea!

Oy mate, put the fockin knife down!

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>>737064966
Mm, yes, I do have some tiddlywonkers in the kitchen but I cannot go in there anymore. You see, lad, Her Majesty's Government forced me to take in a family of refugees, including their 3 metre tall 10 year old sons -all 6 of them- and they have occupied the area to make vests with metal and nails in them. I do believe they've grown fond of this 'Punk Rock' the youngsters enjoy these days and are making costumes for such a concert.

>>737065314

>>737065314

Oh bugger! I'm so jealous of you for living in such a culturally diverse home! Never mind, they probably ate the last of the tiddlywonkers anyway... no doubt they were a little peckish after crossing 50 bloody safe countries to get here! I'll just squeeze into my 3 wheeled motorcar and nip off to Tesco for some warburtons crumpets instead! Toodle pip old bean, shan't be long!

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>>737065824

Damn and blast! I sweved to avoid a pot hole the size of a fucking crater in the road!

Now I shall have to walk! Oh dear oh dear.

>Photograph related

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>>737065824
Pip! Pip! Cheerio lad, I shan't need tell you to not bring back any tins of lager, yes? They are now Haram in me flat.

>>737059622
Oi mate if you 'am the little fuzzy wuzzy oim gonna give ya the ol' rompy stompy beatdown innit

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>>737066453
Oi! Manchest U fan detected! It's clearly a Binty-poofter tail Mouser purr-purr.

>>737059622
Hey bro, I saw you down at White Castle. You and I should go on diets, we're super fat.

G'day mate! Put another shrimp on the barbie! No worries!

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>>737066863
That's Irish, you faggit.

>>737067060

Tickle me turnips to be sure to be sure top o the morning to ye.

>>737067060
Ach die lieber!

Entschuldigung!

>>737067247

WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!

>>737067382
Stupid sexist russian

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>>737067382
Sweden plaz.

>>737064905
under rated post

>>737067503
Swedes make good Souvlaki

>>737067711
Swede make nothing good. Never will.

>>737068024
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