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Monday night drinking What are you drinking tonight /b/?

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Monday night drinking

What are you drinking tonight /b/?
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Nothing, got a job interview in the morning
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Bleach
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>Has to drink whiskey flavored honey liqueur because he can't drink whiskey
>He still has to mix it with soda
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>>737059330
Jd honey and coke is a nice drink.
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>>737059330
>>Has to drink whiskey flavored honey liqueur because he can't drink whiskey
>>He still has to mix it with soda

And he eats dinner out of a Crock•Pot.
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>>737058671
>Tennessee honey and coke.
How about a little alcohol with your sugar?
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>>737059784
Yuck. Take that tranny cock out of your ass and kys.
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>>737059909
Tranny cock is nice
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>>737059330
This.
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>>737060197
Like a nice, big cock in your mouth
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two hearted ale
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>>737058671
OP TN honey and coke makes me think your name is either Justin or Devin for some reason.
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>>737060489
Like the cock cum between your teeth
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or aiden or some shit
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>>737060489
Josh
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>>737060571
You're gonna drink the cum
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>>737060549
OP why are you getting defensive? This is a wake up call to stop drinking liquor that sophomore sorority girls take shots of before they go to the bars. I'm trying to help you.
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>>737060571
Aiden Kek
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>>737060921
Cum all over your face and I'm gonna rub my cock all over your face, and then you're gonna do it again. I'm gonna force you to suck it again
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>>737058671

You have no fucking taste sir
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>>737060921
Need somebody that can worship it
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heineken
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>>737061138
I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock.
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>>737058671
OP you might also like this. Kek
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>>737058671
Glenlivet
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>>737061272
Think you can handle that?
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>>737061272
8-inch cock you think you can handle that
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>>737060489
He's a Derek.
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4 dollar chardonny from Dollar general. Cheers / b
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op probably likes fireball
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Get on my level, you faggots
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>>737061307
Currently a fresh bottle in my liquor cabinet. This guy gets it.
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>>737061404
You want that cock or not?
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diet pepsi because im not a fucking alcoholic. its monday god damnit.
>now excuse me while i smoke this bong
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Bacardi tonight /b/oys. Never had before. How is it?
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>>737061626
Like the cock cum between your teeth?
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Since everyone is making a big deal over OP's shitty honey whiskey, what's /b/'s opinion on fireball whiskey? I do enjoy some fireball. It's nice to drink the nips when I'm out fishing.
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>>737061600
I'm cross fading
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>>737061626
Flammable.
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>>737059784
yeah if you're a pussy
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>>737061626
like a headache
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>>737061707
You're gonna lick it clean, and you're gonna keep it hard.
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I turned 20 a few months ago and I don't drink, never been drunk or tried any drugs in my life.
How does it feel to be a pleb?
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>>737061626
Bacardi is decent rum with good history. 151 is gimmick rum for frat boys. Grab some oakheart next time.
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>>737061652
It got old for me after my first two years of colledge. I prefer straight whiskey or beer. I don't like mixed drinks all that much.
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>>737061814
I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum
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>>737058671
LSD and MDMA
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>>737061814
Feels good to drown my sorrows in something other than sexual frustration and Jesus Christ.
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>>737061923
"Like to get slammed in the ass, too?
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>>737061496
Good nigger this is good bourbon. It's top tier 1792 is my favorite.
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>>737062023
You want that cock or not?
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>>737061923
If I had good access to MDMA my life would be over.
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>>737062080
Like to suck on some dick?
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>>737062131
Like to dick on sum suck?
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Only alcohol ill drink
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nobody drinks beer anymore?
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>>737062212
You sound tight!
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>>737062212
>roar root beer
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schweppes cranberry lime seltzer in a can
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>>737062255
I do. Every day.
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>>737062255
No, because it's not considered masculine by the 14y/o on this board trying to out do each other with the 'manliest alcohol.
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>>737062376
Ooh... I got a nice cock to slam in you.
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>>737058671
Some cheap vodka friend
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>>737062376
Only cheap root beer tastes good with this shit
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>>737062212
>food lion brand roar root beer
>Mr. Coffee coffee maker
>blue glass cup
>Kraken

I don't know what all that says about you but I don't think we would like each other.
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Anyone here have good taste or just me
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>>737062766
This ain't my house lmao
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>>737062785
Them fancy bottles make me think you a smart fella
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>>737062785
I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's...gettin' hard
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Bulleit.

Neat.
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>>737062839
You need to gtfo cause I feel like whoever owns those particular items eats skins off people
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>>737062785
that's your dads stash to show off when company comes
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>>737062986
Kinky
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>>737063134
I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it!
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>>737063180
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>>737063220
Want you to... really worship my cock
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>>737058671
red stag
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>>737063269
this went MILO real quick....lets get back to Lahey-type convo
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>>737058671

Is that girly shit all it takes to wash the taste of cum out of your mouth? Or do you have to throw in some Red's and Kinky? Queer.
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>>737063457
I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum
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>>737063488
You're gonna drink the cum
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>>737063609
cum puddles all over your dads new hardwood floors
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>>737061652

Fireball is just as bad. Anything honey, maple, apple, cinnamon, etc is fucking girl shit, dude. Whipped cream and similarly flavored vodkas are there too.
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>>737063787
Oh yeah... that sounds good.
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>>737063787
Hows ya lips?
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It was on sale, so this.
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Zero calorie cola on the rocks
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>>737063787
Slam you hard you can handle 8 inches fat?
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>>737063938
my mouth lips or my butt lips?
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>>737062785
Your light switch covers and counter top are cheap.
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>>737064017
Oh yes... Definitely
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>>737064033
hahaha DIY kek
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>>737064017
I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock.
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>>737063714

I'm going to drink Jameson. Because it's cheap and hard to pass off as cheaper shit.
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>>737064017
And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all
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>>737064017
Think you can handle that?
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This. It has mediocre reviews, like 3 - 3.5 stars, but I can get a handle of it for $20 so I'm not complaining.
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>>737064225
Think you can handle that?
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>>737063953

Normally I use Seagram's. How does it compare?
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>>737064172
im a jew, so it might take both hands to squeeze my nose
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>>737064350
You want that cock or not?
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>>737064284

I'm handling OK, chap.
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>>737064513
which cock?
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>>737064667
this cock?
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>>737058671
fucking faggot
kill yourself pretentious piece of shit
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>>737065013
Fuck that guy. He destroyed my love of Cinemassacre.
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>>737064513
Springfeel?
Ah, I know it's you.
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>>737058671

That's fucking retarded, just use lemonade you dumb faggot.
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Wtf is a handle and I like whiskey, vodka, run, and tequila: tell me a drink that will make all my m8s have an orgy with me
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>>737058671
>>coffee and water i quit drinking 2 months ago damn i'm on edge.
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>>737065442
Fuck yeah! Love that shit
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Also, I'm just drinking VW XXX tonight.
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>>737065442
>>737065570
Pretty gross tbh


I only use chasers when drinking brandy
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>>737065538
I think a handle is the 750ml bottles. And try Irish car bomb. Its a beer with a shot in it. Or fireball
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>>737062785
I have good taste just not a good wallet. Drink top tier with friends and girls I bring home. Drinking by myself. The cheap shit.
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>>737065636
I do enjoy fireball like the underage teen girl I am on the inside
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>>737065630
>black velvet
>thinks it's brandy
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Not taking a picture but orange soda + tanq
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What is the best bang for your buck in regards to 100 proof?
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>>737065864
Nigger????
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hello drinking anons,

what are some good drinks to get shitfaced on that dont involve soda? I don't like drinking much of anything straight.

Alternatively, how do I get better at drinking liquor straight
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>>737065893
Yukon Jack
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>>737065943

Jack Daniel's honey whiskey and lemonade, look up the recipe.
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>>737058671
>What are you drinking tonight /b/?
Tequila and home-made apple wine.
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>>737058671
Jokingly asked the girl I'm dating if she was born a female -_-
She's the first girl I've dated in 5 years, and she's not texting me back...
Makers mark and pepsi. Had a crown and sprite, but wasn't feelin it.
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>>737065943
1. Buy good liquor if you wanna drink it straight
2. Good bourbon
3. Good tequila
4. Learn to make a Manhattan
5. Gin martini dirty
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My top favorite to drink is 1800 with orange juice.
Really tasty mix, love it.
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>>737065442

Whiskey gingers. The only way I drink whiskey and the only whiskey I drink.

Grandpa taught me, and he taught me right.
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>>737065959
That sounds really good anon thanks
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>>737058671
Vodka to stop the shakes. As usual.
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>>737066219
what would you recommend for bourbon?
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to be exact I guess
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>>737066278
grandpa taught me about Manhattans
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Use to drink a pint of Jack and 2 40oz. Miller high lifes a day (i use the waterd down beer as a chaser, got the burn out atleast)

After 1 year and a couple months of drinking everyday i had withdrawls that almost killed me (literally)

4 months sober now, got hypoglycemia, and can't drink or smoke cannabis anymore.
Fuck alcohol but god is being drunk and listening to music the greatest thing!
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>>737066555
Knob Creek, Bookers
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>>737066555
you can ONLY drink bourbon straight.. no exceptions
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>>737066640
I'm not on that level and congrats on being sober. But yeah dude being drunk and listening to music feels good
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>>737066640
Them DTs ain't no joke, son. Did you get hospitalized?
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>>737066640
I like being drunk and getting more drunk
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>>737066640
I feel you. Got 3 DUI's thankfully never hurt anyone did 22 months in State prison.
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>>737066673
thank you for all your help anon
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>>737066933
Making bricks with the best of em?
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>>737066779
Sadly i was so fucking out of it i didnt go till i had a seizure and told a friend who forced me to go but at that point it was starting to die down (day 5). And ya, DT's fucking suck. My heart is still fucked 4 month later
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>>737067013
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Boulevardier (whiskey negroni) w/ Koval bourbon, Carpano "Antica Formula" vermouth, Campari, and whiskey bitters.
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>>737067013
We called them Chichi's in PA but fuck yea. Only decent part about being there.
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>>737067066
You have to taper yourself down. I hope you stay sober and don't become a slave to the bottle again, but if it happens, I recommend taking Librium or Klonopin in decreasing doses over a 5 day period. Better that than death.
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>>737066640
alcoholism some real shit bro thanks for sharing.
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>>737067285
Atinav...
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>>737067372
.....van?
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>>737067372
Shit drunk Ativan I mean
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>>737067372
Is that a form of Ativan? That shit will leave you dazed and confused, possibly losing a few days of consciousness lol
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>>737067443
Fuck that. Librium accomplishes the same thing, minus the delerium.
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>>737058671
Hey man I am not sure anyone told you this, so here goes . . .

Put that fucking bottle in the freezer and when its good and cold - do shots.

Don't mix that shit with coke. People will assume you have a vagina but mostly do anal.
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>>737067496
Yea thats what I meant. Thats what they give you in my county jail. Yep it will leave you fucked up for a few days. No withdrawal or or shakes or seizures.
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>>737065636
A handle is 1.75 liters
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>>737067704
One drink is too many, a thousand is no where near enough.
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>>737067838
Out of dr. pepper...
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>>737067704
yeah whatever you do don't take the anti-depressants..they lower your seizure threshold and you'll be flopping around like a fish
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vodka tonic. 4th one on an empty stomach because I'm on a diet.
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Day 2 sober. I'm pretty sure my liver and kidneys are destroyed. I learned the tapering down trick a few years ago though, so sobering up wasn't as bad this time. I'm just hoping I die in my sleep before I end up doing an embarrassing degrade from organ failure in a hospital. Also considering killing myself, of course.

I will say this, though, alcohol did make me feel happy many, many times over the years. I'm not saying it's a worthwhile trade, but I've already done this deal. I was doing it for a long time without realizing it.
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>>737061626
Where did you get 151!? Please for the love of kek tell me.
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>>737068018
At any liquor store in fuckin 'murica
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>>737067285
I didnt even think i was going to have them to be honest. I hear people saying tgey drink more for a longer period of time without getting shit.
I just decided to quit cold turkey after killing a 1/5th of jack in the span of 24 hours.
14 hours went by without shit, then the tremors, heart palpitations, and so on hit me over the head like a bar of soap in a sock. By day 2 i gad dialated pupils, my heart rate got WAY worst, and had a seizure at day 4. Worst week of my life np doubt.
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>>737059851
Some of my best dinners have come from crock pots. The rest have been from the microwave.
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>>737061537
the cab is worse
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>>737067985
You can technically use alcohol to taper, but 9/10 you'll just relapse entirely unless you're locked up by a damn good friend who is dropping off the "meds"
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>>737068109
You are lucky to be alive, anon. People underestimate how serious that shit gets.
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Best drink ever
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>>737068177
>You can technically use alcohol to taper

Why are you replying to me with this, you moron? I already said I learned the tapering down trick ages ago. Maybe you are so drunk that you can't read.
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>>737068432
This has to be bait...Sailor Jerry. Really???
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>>737068109
dude i get it...youre not alone....ive been there..literally at the hospital
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>>737068466
We had referenced benzodiazepines earlier, no mention of an ETOH taper. Ya dingus.
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>>737061814
I was the same for 3 years later until i couldn't afford college anymore and had to get a full time job. Now i take shots of vodka, tequila, or rum before, on lunch, and after work depending on what i've got at the time.
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Makers Mark, coke and a dash of Vanilla Galliano. Nectar of the gods.
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>Staying at parents' house for a few days
>liquor stores closed
>parents barely drink, have random shit but nothing special in liquor cabinet/fridge/freezer
>improvise
olmeca altos tequila+
lime juice+
aloe vera juice+
splash of grenadine=
actually not terrible
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>>737068580

You are a fucking idiot. You can't "taper off" one thing by using another thing. That's substitution. Anyways, stop replying to me, fag.
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>>737068706
forgot pic of mug
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>>737067985
I felt the same way when i was going thrue them myself. I actually still have it bad as i now have hypoglycemia from cortisol damage as i was having frequent emotional breakdowns from the WD's. My liver, pancreas, and kidneys where on fire!
It gets better over time though.

2 months ago because of hypoglycemia it was like i was having minor withdrawls everyday. (I guess hypoglycemia is common with WD patients)
After cutting out all sugers and carbs and strictly eating protein and fat based doets with lots of greens. 2 months later I'm felling a million times better but still not normal, how much/long have you been drinking?
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>>737068734
Don't tell me how to live my life. And yes, you can taper down if the end result is to cease the taper. It's what literally every hospital does in the event of preventing delerium tremens following alcohol or benzo dependence. Don't be a homophobe.
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Absolute master race coming through.
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>>737068516
Lol, what do you drink kid?
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>>737068938

You're an idiot.
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>>737059330
that's because whiskey by itself tastes terrible
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>>737058671
Balcones Single malt
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>>737068938
true. thats why hospitals have liquor in their pharmacies
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>>737069166
I work in a goddamned hospital. Specifically with people going through potentially lethal detox. Ativan, Librium, and Klonopin are used to taper people down who have a dependence to alcohol. The same benzodiazepines work to come off of benzos (even if they're trying to come off of what the hospital has to give them).
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>>737069375
Home method, tried and true. Works if the dependent is in a controlled environment. Also much cheaper.
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Get on my level you fucking amateurs
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>>737066568
Lol
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>>737069639
Have you tried Camo? It's just like steel reserve, only makes your throat feel furry.
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>>737069376
to an addict.. thats only replacing one for the other
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>>737069376

I participated in a study at UCLA med center for ibudilast. You take it for like 8 weeks, then dose you with alchol IV to .08 wait a couple of weeks and then they gave placebo and again with the alchol.

I never felt anything with the actual drug or the placebo.

You know, I have not had any cravings since then and have stopped drinking. Also have stopped gambling!
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>>737069858
To the one professionally treating the addict, that's non-lethal detox.
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>>737069376

Shut the fuck up, you vomit cleaning, ass wiping piece of shit. You are stupid, and you don't understand what the word "taper" means. It's when a thing gets smaller. The thing, in this case, would be the amount of alcohol consumed. If you drink less and less over time to avoid the effects of withdrawal, that is "tapering off," because the alcohol consumption becomes less (i.e. tapers down).

If someone is given medications to avoid the symptoms of withdrawl, that is simply taking medication. They stopped consuming alcohol altogether, and took medication therefore nothing "tapered off."

I hope you have learned something about what the word "taper" means.

>pic is of a tapered candle, which gets smaller at one end
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I love these little bowls
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PBR
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>>737070324

Do you lap it up like a cat?
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>>737070234
That is what I have been saying though. At what point did you not think I understood that concept. The portion I've been arguing is that it's not substituting if it is indeed, a taper. I even told you "cease the taper" earlier to hint at the meaning of it coming to an end.
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>>737066955
Knob Creek and Bookers are good but if price is a limit, Bulleit, Buffalo Trace (spicy though), or 4 Roses (single barrel, or small batch), Eligah Craig for something smoother
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>>737070234
The reason it actually tappers down is because of the fact they cause similar chemical reactions in the brain anon. You dont even take alot either, literally a couple MG's to prevent DT's which are fatel. In fact, at a detox center, they force you to take them
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>>737069727
Never had it are those the flavored SRs? I know they've got ones that are kinda supposed to be like a four Loko knockoff.
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>>737070716
If you've ever had spinach and your teeth felt funny after, imagine that feeling all down your throat. It's not pleasant in any way.
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alcoholism is deeper than getting drunk...the taste...the smell .... the burn
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>>737070526
I drink like a couple tall boys every other night or so sometimes every night if I just stopped drinking altogether what's the likelihood of having DTs? I've probably only been drinking like this for a year or so it's been more frequent the last couple months.
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>>737070481

>I posted saying I'm on sober day 2 and that I learned the "tapering down trick" ages ago
>You replied to me for some unknown reason telling me that it's possible to "taper down" with alcohol (apparently you didn't read my post in which I specifically said I had done that)
>I called you a moron, because your reply to my post was entirely irrelevant

That's where you started being an idiot, then you just kind of kept going. It's all right there in the thread.
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>>737070833
Oh Jesus that sounds awful and steel reserve itself isnt exactly pleasant lol
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>>737058671
Experiment with the flavored Cokes: vanilla, cherry, diet etc
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>>737070984
>a couple tall boys every other night or so

Nothing to worry about
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seriously though..if any of you /b/ros are trying to deal with alcoholism..go talk to a professional...
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>>737068081
Bullshit, they discomtinued it
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>>737070859

Really?
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>>737070984
I didn't get them till i was Drinking everyday for over a year. I was doing a pint of jack daniels (live the felling) and 2 40's to chase it down
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>>737068516
>uses shitcardi
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>>737071435
As a former WD having borderline alcoholic. Yes.
You get accustomed to it. The burn and taste may seem nasty and weird but it's true.
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good [spoiler]American[/spoiler] beer
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>>737070859
>alcoholism is deeper than getting drunk...the taste...the smell .... the burn

Man, so fucking true. I haven't had a drink in more than 3 weeks and I miss that shit so bad.
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>>737070446
Nuuu i sip it like a samurai
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"Brewed in strict compliance with German Purity laws"

$1/16oz
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>>737072010
good on ya bro
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>>737072513

Yeah, decided to take a serious hiatus after a night of literally passing out in the gutter and spending the night in the drunk tank.

Anon, PhD/JD
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>>737072513
no hiatus...no passing out....been hitting refresh like the fucking rain man
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Often when I drink I cant stop and be an asshole to everyone around me. I'm usually pretty chill otherwise.
Sucks because I like drinking, but I hate the accompanying shame spiral.
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>>737073158
got eeeeeeem
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>>737073453
get of your head man its all good
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Henry's Hard Soda, combined with cocaine and mephedrone. Feels good.
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>>737074263
You're probably right dude. That's partly why I drink, just to stop thinking for a while.

A few nights ago I got blackout drunk, now my GF is staying at her friends place and I'm on /b/.
I also flooded the apartment because I passed out in the shower. There's also a giant chopping board in the kitchen and I have no idea where I got it.
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>>737071378
That is 100% not true. Parmount makes a cheaper version too. In PA btw
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>>737074635

Hey, at least you got a chopping board.
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>>737074896
Ok so my liquor store must just be selling old stock but Paramount still makes and sells it in most markets
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>>737058671
Drinking this stuff it's pretty damn good
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>>737070446

kek
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>>737075026
That's true enough anon. I'm just sick of feeling like this. It just gets away from me sometimes.
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>>737058671
a can of yingling i yonked from my friends house after our drunken adventure through his backyard last night
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>>737066204
M8 that was pretty fucking retarded. that's basically insinuating she looks like a man or a trans woman either way, slightly man like
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>>737075892

You probably ought to quit, m8
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Nothing actually, which is surprising.

I've been in a shitty stressful job u der a boss that's a complete asshole all the time. Consequently I was drinking pretty much every day or two.

I just got promoted away from it starting next week. I instantly stopped drinking. It took about 4 days to feel better and the residual hangovers to subside.
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>>737058671
Tennessee Honey mah nigga. That's always what I'm drinking.
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>>737058671
JD's Honey whiskey is fucking great
Im drinking all this to forget
Far right is Crown Royal Canadian whiskey
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>>737076288
Have definitely thought about it dude. It's just such a big part of my life and the culture I live in. Definitely need to do something though. It fucking sucks dealing with the excessive binge fallout.
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>>737061780
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>>737076670
How good is that honey whiskey I've been thinking about getting some?
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>>737077680
I find it to be really smooth. Now, while many in this thread will call it shit, its anything but. It's just not what yo'd go for if you're going for that straight hard liquor "manly" shit. This stuff tastes great and is easy to down. I've only had it straight and with pepsi and I prefer it straight. I'd say it's worth a try.
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Coronas to go with grilled chicken breast with wing sauce and red pepper flakes. I wasn't planning to get drunk tonight but now I know it's coming. Probably alcoholic but I've always said if you're going to be an alcoholic enjoy the fuck out of it, be the best alcoholic you can be. So that's what I'm going to do.
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>>737078397
Shit dude, you're making me hungry, that shit sounds good. Might have to actually put the effort into making something
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about to head to the bottle-o, any recommendations?
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>>737076673
how old are you?
maybe you need to drink more to increase your tolerance
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>>737059330
>drinking whiskey by itself makes me a real man!!!!!!!!!

how's high school going? excited to be a junior next year?
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>>737079099
36 bro. I drank excessively duringmy late teens early 20's and have dialled it back significantly. Just every now and again, I drink till I can barely function, turn into Mr Hyde and run amok.Hurting and stressing out those around me. Definitely pushes people away from me.
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Angry orchard. Why? Because if I have anything stonger, with my luck, I'll set fire to the house again.
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Ain't no shame in my game home /b/oys.

Paid $9.99 for this puppy. 24 solid ass cans of 6.9% abv.

Put a pretty good dent into this bad boy last night, gonna put an even bigger dent into it tonight.

The human body is evil, it must be punished.
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>>737079173
>>737059330
The goal of liquor is to get drunk, whatever works is fine. I guess whiskey is a little different from Scotch but I went to Scotland and did several tours of distilleries, and saw the biggest scotch collection that exists. They all said the same thing: however you enjoy scotch is fine. There are no rules. Put ice in it, or soda, doesn't matter. Only thing is, if you have a single malt scotch (meaning it is from just one distillery) it's a waste to mix it with soda because you won't know what it tastes like. Just go with a cheaper blend if you wanna mix it. But it makes you no less manly according to the country that invented it.
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>>737079485
Have you always been like that? Was drunk you any different in your early 20s and such?
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>>737058671
Drinking my special spiked tea

>1 packet early grey and chinese hunan tea
>1 packet constant comment
>fireweed honey
>grand marnier or maker's mark
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Pepsi
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>>737058671
Consider upgrading to vanilla coke and bourbon of choice
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>>737079899
My dude right here
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>>737079952
cream soda and wild turkey is the true god-drink
could substitute any of the sweet-ish bourbons i guess, but turkey is my go to
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>>737079773
To a degree. However all my friends drank to excess too, so it wasn't really a big deal. I just had a hard time growing out of it I guess.

It's not everytime I drink mind you, and it helps me write, I just go full Hyde sometimes and don't really know why.
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Drinking a nice cold Sapporo.
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Drinking La Croix you nig nogs. Get on my level.
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>>737080073
thanks bro. ill have to try that
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/b/'s alcoholics, help me.
Im from leaf country and I need some suggestions for liquor and beer. Gotta prep for Canada Day but I'd like to grab some suggestions and want to know the best bang for my buck.
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>>737080100
>not asahi super dry on tap
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This.
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>>737080093
I feel for ya lad. I guess im fortunate, or to some people, maybe not, but I'm just overly friendly and happy when I drink. It's very difficult to make me angry I guess
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>>737080262
I imagine the canadian national drink to be brown ale and maple syrup
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>>737080360
Just because it's advertised everywhere and is Canadian, I'm picking up some Crown Royal whiskey for sure, even if it turns out to not be that good.
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>>737080356
Cheers man. It's like I just turn into an adolescent rock star. All demanding and entitled to the extreme, and I say and do whatever I want.
I never get violent though, just become a raging asshole.
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>>737058671
What is ever in the employee fridge


Im a night secrity guard
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>>737080536
Damn, well, I'll take a shot for ya. Hope you find happiness in life my friend.
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>>737080093
ever tried throwing a bit of weed into the mix? could help you mellow out
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>>737080446
I've tried a number of whiskeys and scotch's and honestly I think Crown is terrible. Try Johnnie Walker Black, it's so much better. Not Canadian but it's all from Scotland originally so even Crown is just a knockoff.
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>>737080698
You're not wrong. Thanks for the suggestion lad, I'll write it down. Only had crown a few times in my life and not many other whiskeys and such so maybe I'll substitute it for something else.
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>>737080641
Yeah man, I used to smoke weed back in the day. And it definitely chilled me out, to the point where I pretty much stopped drinking altogether.
It did make me completely lazy though...
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>>737080698
>>>737080446
>I've tried a number of whiskeys and scotch's and honestly I think Crown is terrible. Try Johnnie Walker Black, it's so much better. Not Canadian but it's all from Scotland originally so even Crown is just a knockoff.

For Canadian whisky on a budget, try Forty Creek
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>>737080348
hmmm. some onion, ample worcestershire sauce, and a fair bit of paprika and i reckon that would be mighty good
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>>737080844

i've found that different alcohols give me a different kind of drunk. you might try drinking something different if you're not going to quit

whiskey - calm/depressed
rum - calm/happy
tequila - party
vodka - angry
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>>737080975
I'll take this into suggestion as well. Thanks man.
I've got a fair bit of cash to spend and I'm throwing myself and probably 2-3 other friends a little extended Canada day party since I've got time off this month.
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>>737080988
hold the paprika
its the soup that i'll be consuming, not the meat
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>>737081036
I almost kinda wish I had different kinds of drunk...I stopped Vodka because it makes me temporarily much more autistic than usual and I spout shit in a shitty russian accent with a shit eating grin. But it actually makes me able to pull off a cossack dance
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>>737080446
try mixing Crown Royal with Royal Crown cola
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>>737081036
Yeah man, I've noticed a similar thing. I think it's the amount I drink.
Everything is fine up until my 15th drink or so, I'm the life of the party and peeps love me, then it just all turns to shit because i can't/don't stop.
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>>737081190
interesting. i've never had anything of the sort, but now i'm actually quite intrigued
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>>737081293
Try mixing Johnnie Walker Black with a black dude named Johnnie who is walking
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