What the fuck is wrong with women? Enjoy my conversation with

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>>737049644

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>>737049717

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>>737049779

>>737049779
She already seems like an uninterested cunt. The fuck did she match you for then?

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>>737049824

>>737049644
>queer
>pronouns are they/them
>hufflepuff

I haven't read your convo but what did you expect from this..

>>737049644
This bitch like that last like she gets offended by anything. Move along, OP, and learn to pick dateable women.

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>>737049864

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>>737049937

>>737049937
Kek

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>>737049996

>>737049937
Jesus, OP, you have no game.

The problem here is you saw bright blue hair, (hopefully) read queer and gender-fluid, plus all that other pseudo-lolsoquirkyXD nonsense and still tried to match with her. You can tell almost immediately that she's self-obsessed human garbage.

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>>737050059

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>>737050176

>>737050075

>game

This is what I never got. "Game" is just code for how fake you can be.

I just be myself and no one ended up liking that. Oh well.

Fuck me, you're less interesting than drying paint

>>737049644
ok, so I know its lel reddit, but /r/tinder actually has some good advice and feedback

generally speaking, you're coming off as way too desperate. "youre the hottest girl i ever matched with on tinder" jesus christ dude get her dick out of your mouth. She's just a person, dont put her on a pedestal

based on how she's chatting she isnt interested at all. you can either just move on (recommended) or call her out on it.

this is really the #1 thing about dating: MOST PEOPLE AREN'T INTERESTED IN YOU. That's okay. Think about 5 random women that you've seen today, would you really want to date all 5? Probably not, at least a couple are uggo or not your type, etc. Now, she's thinking the same thing. This means that for every girl you meet on Tinder or whereever, only 1 in 5 will really dig you,maybe 1 in 10 if you're less than average attractive. Your goal is to FIND THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY LIKES YOU not waste your time with bitches that don't.

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>>737049717
Sage.
Thread abandoned.
OP reported.

>>737049922
Anon beat me to it, OP.
Wtf did you think would come of hitting on a SJW?

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>>737050220
>>737050220

>>737050223
game is being funny and having banter. your opinion on game makes it clear why you have no game

>>737050220

Op. She sounds like a standard woman. Uneducated and completely reliant on her body and status for a social life. No worries bud, They all get ugly one day and in that moment, some even feel regret like normal humans.

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>>737049644
sage
abandon thread

>>737049824
yup, you are a beta fag. not reading more

Shoulda just sent a dick pic op. youre one corny bastard

>>737049644
>GVSU


What did you expect? That school isn't exactly a bastion of superior intellect. Hell I'd even wager the average polfag is smarter.

>>737049779
Trying to make stuff a competition within the first 4 messages. Why?

>>737050317
This.
OP, you're fucking retarded.

Anyone that says anything even REMOTELY similar to that, are insane special snowflakes that care for nothing but themselves and want to be noticed. You asked for it.

>be dude
>ask out a lesbian
>gets shut down
>what is wrong with women
>op

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>>737049644

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>>737050407
>>737050407

>>737050223
Game is basically charisma. It isn't about being fake, it's about getting other people to like how you do things.

>>737050407
fuck that attention whore and an hero, OP.

>>737050407
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JUST LET IT GO JESUS CHRIST ITS OVER. STOP TRYING TO REEL IN AND RECAST

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>>737050591

>>737049644
why u mad bro? move on

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>>737050675

>>737049644
OP you did nothing wrong, she's just a niggie

>>737050485
>>737050517
It's time to abandon this thread the way GameStop abandoned Nokia N-Gages! TO THE LIFEBOATS, /b/!

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>>737050718

>>737050718
OP, what the fuck.... Are you fucking retarded? You're as bad as her.

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>>737050591
> OP SLAYS IT! Youre turning it around bro keep going. Challenge, ridicule, show dominance. You can fuck her (if you look alright)

We shall conquer the left by the womb...

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>>737050776
And that's it. Last message I said nice emoji by the way. What the fuck is her reasoning for being so cold and such a cunt?

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>>737049644
>GVSU

OP is a fucking joke. I would pay to see your message history.

omg please stop op
im cringing so hard

>"""""""""""man"""""""""

>>737050776

OP. Just laugh at her for being gay. Women love a close minded man.

>>737049644

>gender fluid
>queer
>they/them pronouns

That should be warning signs enough for you dude, avoid these type of girls by all means.

>>737050874
You read the bio. Why you even TRIED is beyond me right now...

>>737050874
you honestly dont see the problem here?

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Because you came off as a creep and your joke wasnt obviously a joke.

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>>737050591
oh my god, op. i legitimately felt bad that this girl matched you and then proceeded to be an annoying bitch, but the fact that you let this go on for so long is making me lose any sympathy. call her retarded, tell here there are only 2 genders and then unmatch her. this is lame as fuck and literally this girl will only cause anyone near her severe distress. do you want to date her so she can tell you about how victimized shes been by the patriarchy everday, or clean her different colored hair dye off your sink every 2 weeks that she realizes how boring her personality and interests are so she has to :"find herself" via new hair colors? respect yourself, find a woman who acts like a woman. youll be very grateful.

>>737050874
Punch her penis

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>>737050874
omg dude no.
> abrot mishun fren. For honr frren plz. Mean frens get nly meen grls

>>737049644
She's a degenerate, should've turned back when you saw "gender fluid" and "queer"

>>737049922
This

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>>737050874
>cared enough to reply
You little faggot. This is such a childish rebuttal. An hero, nigger.

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>>737049644
>>737049717
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>>737049996
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>>737050220
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>>737050675
>>737050718
>>737050776
>>737050874
OP is this exchange real? You're not trolling? If it's real I'll tell you exactly what went wrong here

>>737051235
blue hair should have been enough of a red flag.

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>>737049644
where are you from?

also
>queer
>gender fluid

>>737049644
OP, I'm with you on this, this girl seems to be a selfish bitch.

Don't put time in her and hope she'll get gang raped by somme niggas

>>737050874
I mean the whole thing is cringey. You should have blown her off when she started cold. A sure sign of a self-centered bitch

>>737051341
second this, what type of shit show circus town are you living in?

show us your other matches too

>>737051316
Was thinking about putting that down too

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>>737051418
This. Then we can see if OP is really a beta cuck

>>737050964
I didn't even notice that
>>737051297
Please tell me. She super liked me then was an absolute cunt

Should I link her this thread?

>>737051404
also the one word answers

>>737050874
OP my best lady friend was like this. Shes only happy when theres static in the air.
She ruined my friendship and last potential with the last girl i fucked
She ruined my new years.
She ruined our group.
She wasted my time.
I moved on and stop talking to people like that. People who project themselves as just having to live the worst life possible 24/7. It has something to do with jealousy and not getting enough attention as a child. Shes insecure. Let it go, bro. You can't put that on yourself because it's HER personality and it's obviously shitty. Talk to three more different girls today besides her

>>737051347
dont have to worry about that, this is a sure future crazy cat lady who will never be happy or successful in her life. if she is lucky, she wont realize what a dumbass cunt shes been her whole life and ruined her chance at ever having kids or being normal. shes past the point of no return and no one will ever love her.

not ever her cats.

>>737050407
>implying

>>737051506
You won't

>>737049644
Na, you did good man! Fuck her!

>>737049644
OP is officially one of the only queer people that don't bitch about oppression.

I bet you we could be great friends.

why are cunts like this even on tinder? she needs to be hung

>>737051655
This

>>737051506
Fuckin hell man, she was NOT into you when it started lmao. She was cold as fuckin ice nigga

>>737051297
this

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I just want to know what the fuck I did! I was making jokes. Here's more pics.

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>>737051506
>Please tell me. She super liked me then was an absolute cunt
Okay so what you did wrong was messaging this girl in the first place.
>blue hair
>pixie cut
>"queer"
>"genderfluid"
>vegan
>muh pronouns
Do you see the problem? These women are not worth wasting time on. I see by your exchange that you're a leftist. That, imo, is an even bigger mistake but to each his own. These types of women will never, ever make you happy. They are delusional, self centered, and are constantly victimizing themselves. Avoid this kind all together my friend, I promise you'll be better off.
And another thing. You sound like a complete sperg/beta in your exchange. Joking or not, do you think a woman who you're trying to fuck wants to, at any point, associate you with the image of a middle aged woman, spaghetti, and Top gun on VHS? Come on dude. Have some self respect, act like a man and treat these women like the girls they are.

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>>737051851
>>737051851
SHE SUPER LIKED ME. Lool!

>>737051974
dude literally the first line makes me hate her.

shes not bad looking, i dont blame you. but come one..
also post your profile and your matches already

>>737051974
You were trying to stick your dick into a hornets nest.
Seeing that you're still stupid about it you will probably not even get that.

>>737051974
>>737052110
V EYE is not a fucking name, op

>>737050304
This. Your tone is coming across way to desperate and try hard and you aren't reading the queue's she is giving you. I think she saw your jokey sarcastic style as really fake which is how it came across to me as well. Yeah she was condescending but it was clear that you hadn't grabbed her attention in your initial approach. No need to call her out, you just weren't vibing, say goodbye and move on with dignity.

>>737051974
She is fucking hot tho, I would have tapped that hard. Knowing she is a bitch I would have deep fucked her no remorse

>>737049644
>*Harry Potter reference in the second line*
>Introverted
>book worm
>black coffee
>"Bomb-ass burger"
>genderfluid
>pronouns

Holy fucking shit OP are you blind or just too damn horny all the fuckin time?

>>737052127
I've had sex with ten women, I have game, it's just this shit I want advice on

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>>737052073
>>737051974
>>737049644
>different colored hair in each picture

RUN, OP

>>737052220

It's short for Violet you fucking idiot

OP, send thread URL to her.

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>>737052290
See, he doesn't even get it.
You're a lost cause buddy.

>but I had sex
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>737052290

SHE'S A BITCH. LET IT GO.

jesus

>>737049717
>Vegan
>Queer
>Genderfluid

That's what's wrong with it, you fucking idiot.

>>737051974
she was too stupid to understand your sarcasm (despite claiming she's very sarcastic herself) then had to turn it into a "you're being abusive" type thing. you didn't do anything wrong dude she's just a basic bitch who thinks she's more of a catch than she really is

>>737049644
She might be being a little rude, but you totally deseved it. Anyone who's texted before knows that sarcasm never goes through well with texts, and anyway you're the kind of faggot who thinks that anything you say without the words being intended to be interpreted literally is sarcasm. In order for sarcasm to be entertaining or attractive, you have to be born with a native cynicism, and you have to be at least decently intelligent. Also the line "something something Wednesdays" is just straight up retarded and I cringed when I read it. Also, complimenting a girl that you barely know so highly is just going to make them uncomfortable. Also, there was no reason to contest her statements about her being queer. With this kind of girl, it's just going to insult her. Also, wtf is the point in arguing with a girl who is clearly not interested in you? That's just a waste of time. Finally, the fact that she responded to you at the very end does not mean that she's interested enough in you to respond, it just means that she's angry enough at your actions to want to tell you to fuck off. You should learn from this that you aren't funny, or at least that you don't come across that way over text, so in the future you won't try to be funny. You can be attractive without being funny.

>>737049644
OP is the typical virgin niceguy. You're uninteresting as fuck, you've got lame jokes and you're trying to guild trip them into accepting you. Jesus Christ, dude, when I saw her description I assumed she was shit, but she's actually a pretty normal person, as opposed to you. Not everyone will be interested in you, no matter how fun others thing you are. People's tastes vary, don't expect everyone to like you and don't expect a girl to be flattered for hearing what everyone tells them every single day "You're beautiful" (and similar things).
Wake up, Nice Guy, you're shit and you blame others for acting like regular people.

>>737051988
this

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>>737052290
you're asking how to fuck a left wing nut bag, there's no way to do it OP. unless you're willing to act like a beta cunt and buy her shit you're not getting anywhere. get a grip

>>737049644
>Dyed hair.
Cmon man. That's already a flag.

>>737052534
Thank you, really.

>>737049717
>4'11''
>Queer
>Genderfluid

Honestly stopped reading after this. Do better, fuckwit.

bruh,

you pretended to be funny and cool. it didn't work. you got overreactive that it didn't work on her. she's also 4'11 why the fuck do you care about this gnome ass cunt.

get off tinder. buy a membership to your local art museum, or just go to a Home Goods/TJ Maxx where there's tons of milfs. you will find plenty of bitches there to interact with. talk to 5 girls every time you go. if a conversation actually gets rolling, boom you're pretty much on a date. bounce her to starbucks. flirt hard. bounce her to your home. fuck. win.

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>>737049717
>Queer
>Pronouns
>Multimedia Journalism
All MAJOR red flags why did you bother.

>>737049717
>queer genderfluid
that's where you fucked up. nobody who calls themselves either of these things is worth talking to.

>>737049644
>What went wrong
You're boring and you make retarded jokes and then instead of just dropping shit you try to explain more and are horrible at that too.

>>737052290
Dude alcohol, lmao! I'm totally not some manchild!

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>>737049864

"Coffee is better than dinner anyway"

THAT WAS YOUR OPENING YOU DUM FUUUKKKKKK

Is this what american girls are like? I live in Montreal, Canada, and have 2500 tinder matches, and Ive still never encountered a regressive condescending cunt lime this. OP wasnt the smoothest guy ever but he still started off respectful and making an effort and she instantly was one wording him.

>>737051974
simple. she's a self-obsessed arrogant left wing cunt. probably takes 75 "selfies" on a daily basis and posts them to instagram so everyone can bask in how attractive she thinks she is

>>737053052
Holy shit OP, he's right

>>737053052
That was her dumbsss

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>>737052073
>>737051851
>>737051404
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>>737052534
>>737052543
Ok It's settled that she's just a cunt and that OP shouldn't even have answered to her match

But then why did she match him in the first place if all she was going to do was reject the fuck out of him? That's pretty retarded if you ask me

>>737053142
just like every millennial

Most chicks on tinder are unsalvageable cunts tbh
or trannies

>>737053183
Have you wondered that she found him and his description attractive and that when he "opened his mouth" she felt the foul smell of shit?

>>737053183
Because manipulative cunts will always go after some beta they think they can manipulate

>>737053183
these girls need betas to laugh at till a chad shows up to fuck them

>>737053223
yes

>>737049937
>mom's house
>vhs
Topkek

>>737053183
>Genderfluid.
>Pronouns

Of course it's fucking retarded.

>>737053183
He immediately called her beautiful. That's a turn off for most girls. Cute should be the strongest word used and it's gotta be playful and you gotta wait for the timing. Never open like he did.

>>737053181

No shit, she literally was telling OP that she preferred a coffee date to a dinner date. All he had to do was ask her to go get coffee and he would have been in.

>>737053269
so she matched with him and then he spoke first

sure

lewd the sjw

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>>737053413
pickup artist over here

>>737049644
she's a bandwagoning blue haired attention whore....

Why is it so "cool" to be a faggot nowadays?

>>737053523
Learn by trial and error man.

>>737053223
technically she's gen Z dude. they're even worse than millennials

>>737050630
Fuck me getting fucking snowflake dudes to realize this is so difficult.

>>737049824
RIght there is where you fucked up OP "prettiest girl on tinder"
You have established that you believe that she is out of your league and inflated her ego so that she will believe it also .
NEVER compliment them, you insult them in funny ways to make them feel bad about themselves but also endear yourself to them with humour.

>>737051506
Link the thread please man

OP won't get it till he understands women need to be dominated, not submitted to.

Also, never go for a feminist.
That slut's a feminist.

>>737049937
Fuck you OP! Moms spagehtti...

>>737053413
>>737053360
>>737053300
>>737053269
He just said "something something wednesday" and in that moment she said "...ok", that's when you know she wasn't even looking for a date in the first place.

Then maybe she was just looking for someone to chat with ON TINDER, which would be "old man trying to cope with the internet" levels of stupidity

>>737053181

That's his point you stupid fuckstain.

"Really? You prefer Coffee? I can get you coffee... How is [[time & place]]"

Jesus Christ it's not rocket science...

>>737053794
this

>>737049644
holy fuck u have no idea how to talk to girls. huge beta cringe. kys

I'm gonna link her the thread

>>737053430
She was speaking like a regular human being.

"Something something Wednesdays" was a stupid thing to say, but she just shrugged it off;

"You're the prettiest girl I've ever met on tinder," lame thing to say to a pretty and confident girl, everyone says that, it does not make you unique, just boring and possibly a bit uncomfortable.

He asks her for dinner and says she should pay half and she makes a joke based on what he said, to which he replies "That's boring as shit" which is rude as fuck, but she shrugs it off and gives him a hint "Coffee is better than dinner, anyway", which he's stupid and goes into joke mode saying Vodka is better, and she goes along by saying she disagrees... And what does OP do? Joke and joke and joke. There's so much joking you can do. Being fun is not joking all the damn time.

Op invites her to dinner, she declines and OP should have respected and asked "What about coffee?" which was something she hinted for, but no, OP is an asshole and have zero respect for her decision and keeps on pushing. Blah blah blah, starts attacking her and blows it up completely.

Is this clear enough as to why the girl was in the right and OP fucked it up? Or do I need to be clearer?

>>737054222
You'll be lucky if she even clicks it. Cunts like this see 4chan and go "DANGEROUS"

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>>737051974
"V-eye"

Wow, just icing on the attention whore cake

>>737053978

Here >>737054275 educate yourself.

She shrugged off his lame joke, gave him a hint she'd be available for coffee but not dinner, OP disrespected her and started attacking her. She's a normal person, OP just knows fuck all about talking to someone.

>>737054222
Do it. Post proof.

She won't click it anyway. Fact.

>>737054275
It didn't matter what OP said, he was fucked up since he accepted her match, I feel she just matched him to chit chat with him and nothing else

Wow dumbass, I super liked because of your picture, that's it

>>737049717
>Queer Genderfluid

even if you werent an autistic manchild as displayed here
>>737049937
>I expect others to get jokes blah blah self conscious you got shot down jargen

You were doomed from the start, your autism was just the cherry on top. She might have gone with you if you werent retarded though

>Coffee is better

was your one and only opening, instead you were like

>"No alcohol because Im a hopeless forever alone and Id rather try and get you drunk so youll be looser."

dumbass.

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>>737054547
>educate yourself

>>737052220
Youre reading it s "Vee-Eye" because you lack pronunciation skills due to crippling Asperger Its "Vi" like "Violet" you mongoloid.

>>737054941
Where's my freaking geese feather?...

>>737054730
the fuck does "super like" even mean? Is Tinder for Kindergartners now or something?

>>737049937
lets forget about what a cunt she seems to be, and focus on your faggotry OP:

>mom's spaghetti
>mom's house
>Top Gun vhs

now I know you think memes are hilarious, but they're not and you just plain suck, any girl woudl turn you down

>>737049644

What you did wrong was message a blue haired, Harry Potter fan. Clear as day she'd be an SJW cunt. Get your shit together, OP.

It means I only liked your picture because it was better than other pictures, why the fuck would you post my pictures here?

>>737051974
You came off as too much of a "normie" unable to relate to her "unusual" personality. Girls like her don't just want a sexual or even a personality match. What she wanted was a mental match. She wanted to know that you were all for the queer/non-binary-gender/artistic expression movement.

She thought you were condescending, uninterested in her ideals, and just interested in a quick lay. She's cute. I know how to play girls like her, so I would've gotten her. Better luck with a more normal blonde country girl.

>>737055220
Nice touch pretending you don't be know how to reply to people. 7/10 troll. But nobody believes it

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>>737055220
OH FUCK BOYS HERE WE GO

>>737051974
>he was making jokes with someone who is blatantly a down syndrome mongoloid

Mate why are you even bothering, she wanted an argument. It's a fucking woman that identifys as THEY/THEM

what went wrong?
you fucking matched with this cretin

>>737055220
Because you're a dumb cunt.

This girl sucks, but OP - as always - somehow manages to suck more.

Can't wait for the alt-righties and the safety-blanket lefties to realize that the reason the world hates both of them is because they're tunnel-visioned cunts with a complete inability to generate original thought.

>>737055220
Show his picture. Expose him. Let us destroy his life.

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>>737055220
Take a selfie with the date of today on a paper and post it here if you really who u say u are

>>737054848
This, mostly

I don't use tinder and I'm not a logic mathematician but I can only assume the success rate of trying to talk to a "gender fluid queer" mentally ill liberal child can't be very high

>>737055220
obvious troll

>>737054275

You're speaking logic on /b/ where virgin neckbeards discuss their superiority...

Logic and common sense has no power here

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>>737049644
>goes for crazy
>uses non-normie memes
>expects good response

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>>737055249
> I know how to play girls like her, so I would've gotten her.

It's funny how everyone on 4chan brags about being an alpha male, which instantly makes them look quite the contrary

>>737055356
Also this. Anybody on a dating site that specifies what pronoun they role play isn't there for s area, they're there to argue and find example some of straight white people being assholes so they have something to blog about.

>>737055502
>you're speaking logic on /b/ where virgin neckbeards discuss thier superiority
I don't think you understand since you've not been here very long. All the retards saying shit like this are just as retarded as each other and not all virgin neckbeards

>>737055220
I'll be a little more concise than some of these other people. You seem to want attention and nothing else. Your opener was cold as fuck and you know it. He fucked up too, but hey girly, it takes two to tango. And by god you started dancing with two left feet from the start. Get some fuckin perspective and know that you need to be just as nice and interesting as any guy or girl that matches with you as well. Fucks sake.

I don't know how to respond to posts directly but it's obvious you're just sexist trying to get a response - it isn't working. Why tf would you post this on a website if you just didn't want attention

>>737055220
Do you have other contact info? I dont have tinder but would like to talk to you

>>737050874
You should have quit when she just messaged you two words during the beginning of the convo. She had no interest tbh. She's an entitled cunt anyways.

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>>737054730

>>737055644
Man there wasn't even a worm on that hook and you mouth fucked it like a hungry slut

>>737049644
"that's boring as shit" vulgar, kinda rude.
still she kinda opened the possibility for coffee..
which you then shut down with another "counter" of "vodka is better than coffee" - not rude, but negative and countering, which is never welcome.
even still, here you were OK. the VHS joke was kinda funny, I think. she said no thanks, but not rudely, just kept the door open for conversation. door's still open there...
then you failed to change the subject from meeting up, however jokingly, ignoring her "no" and she was triggered.
all downhill from there.
"no fun allowed" started a fight, and it was unwinnable at that point... but I'd say you actually did a decent job putting her in her place at the end, despite being kind of a dick.
her statement that your joke was "not so obvious" was more referring to the fact that you were pushy. anyway I hope that helps you understand where you went wrong.

listen to them. If they say no to something, change the fucking subject. not everyone on tinder is there to fuck within 10 minutes of matching, particularly anyone with preferred pronouns. that's like a multi-month long effort required there.

>>737055617
It's a bit more simple than that.
Anybody that with a pronoun is a stupid gynokike that not only hates themselves but everything around them

>>737049937
DUDE TOP GUN ON VHS IS THE PERFECT FIRST DATE!

>>737055676
Nice use of buzzwords troll

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>>737055220
If you really are that girl:

>You're fucking stupid, you don't match people because they have "cool profile pictures", you match them because you want to date them, etc.

>>737050901
kek

What a cunt lol

>>737055767
I guess the two go hand in hand. Self validation throughout morality and believing everyone else is a shitlord

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>>737055676
>>737055676

>>737050874
jesus you're daft and dense. go find some half-wit music-festival girl who's already fried the small amount of brain cells she was born with

this tinder girl is a shameless idiot, as anyone who uses tinder should be. you come off as self-conscious and in total denial towards the limits of your average intelligence, and will butt heads with anyone with similar processing abilities until you get over your existential-masculinity crisis

>>737055859
Says you. Thats you're opinion man

>>737054848
I'm a complete retard, and I even I would have tried to exploit the coffee angle. I might have fucked up the execution, but I would have taken that angle.

>>737055859
Kinda ironic to call another person stupid with a hook in your cheek newfriend

>>737055644
>being this new

This whole thread is just bad bait in general holy fuck

>>737055644
This fuckin guy

>>737053181
You didn't pick up on that invitation to ask her out for coffee? Uninstall that app, you have no need for it.

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>>737056144

>>737049644
OP, you are the saddest piece of shit to exist. Everything you did was wrong. Your communication skills are about as poor as the people of Uganda. An Australian tribe that communicates with a bunch of clicking noises could get pussy faster than you and could actually hold a reasonable conversation

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Trips decides.

>>737056307
delete your tinder. jesus christ

>>737056307
Genderqueer, huh? Does that mean you like dick in the butt

>>737056307
Ill pay for it if you suck my dick

>>737056307
How about you just let go and move on you pathetic fucking retard.

It is done, you lost because you're a fucking imbicil with social problems.

Let the nasty cunt go away and stop your little imaginary game of making things better by texting.

>>737056035
Yeah I gagged hard on it, but still it would be the funniest thing today if someone actually linked her to this thread and see what happens just for lulz

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This is now an Andy sixx thread

>>737056407
Holy shit OP...

this >>737056407
AND
this>>737056199


Get rid of that app. Fucking hell!

>>737056668
Trips, OP. Get it done nigger >>737056307

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>>737056668
Oh fuck off

>>737056760
That's not trips ypu fucking newfag

>>737056307

don't say anything more OP, you've already lost enough dignity

your entire conversations is too morons talking past each other, it was never meant to be

>>737056760
Get the fuck off of this board, newfriend. Jesus fucking christ.

>>737056668
No. This is cancer

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THE CREAM

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THE STEAM

to be fair, she could be making a separate wtf is wrong with men thread right now and be just as right as you

>>737056307
since this post there has been 1 new poster in the thread. either OP is making fun of himself or he has a fanclub

Op here who the fuck is Andy six

>>737050574

underrated

>>737057122
4chans best known meme. Been on here for a few years it's really funny and it triggers normies

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>Andy's revenge on "anal-log by nature /b/ makes a song threads"

For the past several months, each late Friday and Saturday night there has been a rap artist group called Analog by Nature that posts a thread on /b/. Every post ending in log dubs gets rapped about, and every post in trip logs gets the chorus. For the past several weeks, this group has repeatedly and unfairly ignored all dubs and trips involving Andy Sixx and his warm log of shit. Well, it's time to take revenge. This previous Saturday so many logs of shit were posted, anal-log by nature for the first time rage quitted out of the thread and refused to make a song. Let's drive him from the board completely until they follow their own rules and decides to fairly include the Andy's that roll logs. Copy and paste this to all log threads, and be sure to be there late Friday/Saturday night.

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Stream plug. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zto_QLfAb98 [Embed] [Embed]
LIKE A GOD CHURCH.....FOX

>>737051506

OP, I say this because because I sort of care. She clearly didn't like you.

>OP-Decent enough conversation starter, not just a bland, "Hi, how are you?"
>Her- "Hi."
>O- How are you?
>H- Good.
>You're sarcastic huh? Do you think you're more sarcastic then me.
> Yeah.

She's pretty clearly from the get go not exactly contributing, when that was apparent yu should have said something like, "Woah! Slow down I can barely keep up!" She was a bitch so it probably would not have gotten you laid but it would have ended far better then that.

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THIS WAS AN ANDY SIXX WARM LOG OF SHIT THREAD THE WHOLE TIME

>>737050675
Did it just assume your gender? What year do we live in here 2015?????

I'm just going to be honest and say i enjoyed reading all of that conversation.

>>737057214
2nd most cancerous you mean, just behind that fucking banana.

>>737049644
OP, ima go ahead and suggest that you delivered and were not a faggot on this day. 99/100 'dubs/trips decide' kik/tinder threads are fake and gay or edge too hard. You obviously weren't interested in her and while she didn't really get triggered, you kept it alive and full of potential.

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>>737051506

>Should I link he to this thread.

DOItDOITDOITDOITDOIT!!!!!!

OP you're gonna die a virgin but you'll also win in a much more important way if you get her on this thread.

Do it.

all these idiots replying to a troll thread.

OP you did an amazing job, I'm fucking dying.

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>>737057980

Christ op you are autistic plus she seemed like a cunt.

>>737058069
HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP RUINING /B/ YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC NEWFAG

>>737050976
Fucking this.

>>737057482
This. The conversation was unsalvageable after the first few messages. You didn't really do anything to start with, she was just trying to give you signals that she wasn't really interested and you weren't picking them up. The rest of the conversation is a train wreck because of that.

You can't control how she reacts to you. You only get to control what you do. Bow out when it's not working.

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OH FUCK

>>737050964
>They/them pronouns
People like that need to an hero. Literally plural words. Don't steal English words!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>737049644
you started out boring and never improved, plus she's a snowflake

>>737056760
kys

>>737058714

No, OP, its over. There is literally nothing that you could do save this. Just forget her and find a new match or something.

>>737049644
Best cringe thread I've seen in a while. Thanks OP.

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>>737059401

>>737050475
THEY are genderfluid shitlord

>>737050874

You're just as bad as xir.

>>737049644
>please tell me what I did wrong

You tried to engage this dumb cunt

>>737055556
almost quints....so close

>>737056542
i am autistic so i got horrible socialization issues but damn... this is painful to watch... she is still not worth it though, SJW that are turning vegan are a pain to be around, they bitch about everything.

>>737059448
kek

>>737061066
Oh and "Hello :D" basically nailed your coffin shut so you were dead on arrival fam.

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>>737061326

>>737049644

OP this is the most retarded thing I've ever read and makes me question if you've ever had any conversation with a female. So I'll show you where exactly you fucked up.


Op makes shit joke

Bitch doesn't get it

Op pushes shit joke w/o pointing out it is joke

Bitch is creeped out

Op is offended and insults bitch

Bitch insults back

Op goes and rants about bitch on the internet and faps into pillow

You living asshat. if u wanted to get your dick wet you should have just went "sorry bad joke" and continued but u couldn't rake together the 3 remaining brain cells you have to realise it's hard to tell a joke in text form. Just to prove it something in this text is sarcastic... U tell me what it is and I'll suck my own dick. -.-

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OP you were kinda pushy. A lot of sensitive people get freaked out by such sudden friendliness. Sometimes inviting someone over ur house right away works for dates, but other people think u might be a psychopath or smth. She was clearly not into the conversation from the start imo, which didn't have anything to do with you. It was only the conversation afterwards that made the conversation go sour. They might have been having a bad day.

tl;dr maybe the person u talked 2 just wasn't as compatible as they seemed bro

>>737055555
>>737061086

who even cares about this shite