Celeb thread: discuss, fap, cum tribute! Jerk it off edition

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Whats your favorite Matthew Mcconaughey movie?

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>>737041680
Repost to thank Sarah anon. It was great. Goodnight

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Getting her mom's big ass
ITS HAPPENING

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>>737041823
faggots

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>>737041801
dazed and confused
>>737041861
who

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>>737041861
no ass at all 1/10

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>>737041680
when is this little slut gonna show some titty

>>737041898
Jj

>>737041861
Keep posting JJ, please, I'm begging.

>>737041680
>>737041801
of these two, would legit rather fuck matt, and i'm not even gay
godspeed based mattposter

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>>737041898
Alright Alright Alright, thats one of his best

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>>737041962

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>>737041898

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>>737041965
>>737041939
No doubt id rather fuck Matt

>>737041989
But an alright alright alright webm you post it or not?

>>737041986
Dat cute chest

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>>737042047
Who's this crackwhore?

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>>737041801
I like his car commercials

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time to dump some emily ratajowoski, litterally a goddess of our time

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>>737042068
Nope

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>>737042185
Faggot

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>>737042047
>>737042128
elle fanning
>>737042177
the only pole i wouldnt fuck

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>>737042177
>>737042157
Everything the man touches turns to gold

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>>737042322

>>737042253
>>737042238
How am i gay?

>>737042253
Only quarter (Jew) polish I think

>>737042322

i like thinking of all the boys that had their first cums to that music video

>>737042042
God I would worship those feet and those legs... do you have the video?

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>>737042359
>>737042346
>>737042322

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>>737042253
>>737042359
i never called you gay
>>737042373
it shows, she isnt polish enough for my tastes

>>737042359
YOU Know why

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where is Vic and her beta-lover.

>>737042042
Those sweety feets!

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>>737042393
his passing is gonna suck

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>>737042397
i think you can find it in a film called Interstellar

>>737041898
>dazed and confused
"My favorite thing about high school girls is that I keep getting older, but they stay the same age."
Truly ahead of his time.

I miss Country Girl Taylor Swift.

Pop Girl Taylor Swift is too flashy and suggestive for me. Maybe I'm just a faggot that wished she never grew out of her country days.

Oh well.

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>>737042469
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>>737042435
I dont know

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>>737042435
>>737042435
indeed

>>737042529
but she showed more skin and was more suggestive during her cuntry girl days and modeling right before the switch

>>737041801
I liek when he flew the helicopter in Mad Max.

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>>737042529
I have to agree with you there anon

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>>737042609
meant to reply to
>>737042510
with indeed

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>>737042510
The mans a legend, not one bad movie hell not even a single bad line

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>>737042635
>>737042662

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>>737042529
you mean back before she got "blacked"

>>737041986
jailbait taytay best taytay

>>737042094
so fucking hot

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>>737042735

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Irl waifu

>>737042568
Aren't whinny shitters like you the reason they made bant?

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>>737042662
>>737042762
lookin rough there

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>>737042767
>>737042773
>>737042809

>>737042627


This guy, jack black and owen wilson. I would not hesitate to squish them if I was driving and saw them in the crosswalk.

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>>737042862
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>>737042823
Rough matt is best matt

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>>737042735

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>>737042981
Those are 3 low class actors

Lack of top tier breeding sow Lexee is disappointing.

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>>737043023

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>>737042862
>>737042982
i prefer him less rough tbh

>>737042447
I dont want to love Victoria anymore

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>>737043090
Surely the Mcconaughey makes up for that right?

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My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a very beautiful w-woman and I-I'm s-so lucky I-I have h-her....

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>>737043138
What about junkie matt?

>>737042369
>>737042872
is this subliminal semen demon possession

>>737042627
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>>737043181
Shut the fuck up herman

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>>737043181
You know i said this was autism the last thread but i think i was wrong, this some deep severe mental illness

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The only thing i fap too

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>>737043138
>>737043240
still not seen that movie yet, any good? i dont trust the oscars

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>>737043326
Oh you caught me

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>>737043379
>>737043354
Any movie he makes is good

>>737043240
>>737043331
Fake matt poster, spoderman poster never chatted

>>737043487
macfag

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>>737043181
I'd rub her soft tummy and slap her ass right in front of you if I saw you two hanging out in public.

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>>737043549
Does it matter?

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>>737043379
>>737043547
i guess i'll check it out then

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>>737043657
>>737043635
What makes you say im on a mac? Im actually not

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>>737043705

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>>737043705

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>>737043747
>>737043665
>>737043547
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>>737042982

>>737042711
I didn't like Dallas buyers club but that wasn't his fault.

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Not only sexy but also incredibly wise

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>>737043832

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>>737043901
>>737043861
>>737043859
Post some bieber

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>>737043933

>>737043972
is the dark tower movie going to be awesome?

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>>737043972
ew no

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>>737044090
Does a bear shit in the woods?

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>>737044149
Whats your favorite Matthew Mcconaughey movie?

>>737044158
Awesome!

>>737044208
true detective

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>>737043972

>>737044329
king?? yeah the king geoffrey of pop

>>737044158
Depends, are you talkiing about the animal as in "grizzly bear"? Or the muscular hairy gay type as in "i'm a bear RAWR xD"

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Devito is omnipotent

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>>737044402
Well there you go

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>>737044391
king of pop, the only one

where is the anon posting jenna mccoleman

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>>737044208
Dazed and confused

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>>737044406
i loev its always sunny but havent seen the last season yetm is it good?

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>>737044634
I don't watch garbage

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Unlucky anon, cs game finally started just as i was getting ready to bring a few beers, roll a couple of smokes and start responding with random celebs so you could fap too.
Maybe next thread, or tomorrow

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who is this?

fappening website? I want to see Melissa benoist aka supergirl

>>737045430
>>737045446
So this is what happens, huh?

>>737046017
what?

>>737046175
it was social experiment to see what happens when someone posts 50 pics of matthew and 36 of danny de vito

>>737045446
is this Suki Waterhouse?

>>737046255
Sounds like a waste of time.

I hope not with this essay im asking full tuition at harvard>>737046540

>>737046540
It's just sophisticated

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>>737046619

>>737046804
I want to suck on her little small boobies.

>>737046806
her smile is amazing, makes me want to pinch her cheeks

>>737047323
those are some nice tits, if she had an ok face, she would be hot

>>737047403
She has some DSLs tho so that makes up for it

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Lavren

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>>737047403
>>737047464
was gonna say the same thing tbh
her face is admittedly kinda beat but those lips tho

>>737047583
Tbh i don't think her face is that ugly, but I know what you mean

>>737047403
her face isnt that bad at all. all about them lips and tits though

Anyone have any Beth behrs?

>>737047640
fuck yes

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>>737047583

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not for a normal person but for an actress, yeah.

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Alison Brie

>>737047849
Pull up a pic of Brendan fraiser and look imagine him with makeup

>>737048084
Stop shilling for Netflix

>>737048145
I actually watched the show because of the nude gifs and I didn't think it was bad either.