Guess age and nationality

brazil 15

romania 17

mexican 19

Fucking bass players. You are the cancer in music. You literally have no purpose in music.

>>737034116
deadpool poster, shitty graphic tee, nails are god awful. basic 11 year old white trash.

>>737034523
holy shit this is ether bate or someone so full of themselves they must think there the only sentient person

>>737034523
said the autistic 14 year old in 4chan

>>737034116
half Japanese half Italian ...

also my cosin where did you get this pic

>>737034116
Male

Spain 20

13 eastern europe

>>737034523
Kek if you say that then you know literally nothing about music
What a fag cuck here

>>737034624
>>737034660
Salty bass players with no gf

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>>737034116
Yo u couldn't even pose with the bass properly. Tard muncher

27 Canada

>>737034881
i actually play mostly guitar, but i just love bass

Cancerzil or some other shithole in south america, 16

20 france

>>737035015
Actually you play nothing. Faggot. Guitarists aren't musicians.

>>737034881
few people play bass exclusively

>>737035074
otay

>>737034523
We've a retarded right here.

>>737034116
15 to 20
fat face and potato nose country
Would still bang

>>737035078
Few people play their primary instrument exclusively. I'm a bassist, but I also play guitar, mandolin, clarinet and cello.

>>737035074
I bet your favorite instrument is your dad's cock when he shove it down your throat because he's a fuckin cuck

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>>737035313
Skin flutist for life, bitches

Omg i didn't post this to create a fight about fucking bass players xd

>>737034116
19 Ukrainian

>>737034116
17, posting rotated nation

>>737035427
Heather is the best cocksucker of all time

So nobody got at least the nationality?

>>737034116
Stupid poseur bitch holding the bass downwards

>>737035904
maybe its because shes left handed stupid nigger

>>737035488
How can you tell if someone is a bassist?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you get a bassist to turn down?
Put a music sheet in front of him.

How do you make him turn off?
Make sure there's music on the page.

How many bassist does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'll ask a guitarist to teach them how and just copy him.

What did the bassist say to the cellist?
Nothing, he was ashamed he doesn't understand fifths vs fourtha.

How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
6. One to actually do it and five more the argue with each other about whether or not they need 4, 5 or 6 string basses.

>>737034473

romania 99%

>>737036045
Strung GDAE? With action that you could fly a plane under? With her thumb awkward sitting at the 15th fret while the rest of her hand it awkwardly muting all of the strings and resting inside the lower bout? Nah.

>>737036344
I know you're just trolling, but for the sake of entertainment...
https://youtu.be/r4OhIU-PmB8

>>737036802
[Sarc]I'm a bassist. Bassists are real musicians. I'm gonna use nothing but the examples of Les Claypool, Victor Wooten, Flea and Jaco. Woooooooo[/sarc]

20 Mexican

>>737034116
extraterrestrial
10500 years old

>>737036946
Nope. Got plenty more.
https://youtu.be/TuH6V3z-V6Y
https://youtu.be/hGlcfIL8Q08

>>737036045

yeah sorry dude. she clearly doesn't know how to play the instrument

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>>737035296
>>737036344
>>737036488
>>737036946
I got double doubles

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guess

>>737034116
you look like a turkish teenager, i know cancer when i see one, kys

>>737037167
Dude... Much bate... Too much bate. Neither of those were too impressive.
https://youtu.be/c6QHTYv-RLk
https://youtu.be/1bimNMiz250

>>737037696
Whatever, dude. You keep listening to your cute little emo music with talentless kids.
https://youtu.be/hq_DiR5frEA

Slavic and teen

>>737038296
ermagerd so technical like whoa d00d math metal is teh xcorex i herd they figured out their time signatures by rolling 2 D&D dice and then shoved them up each other's asses

>>737034523
musician/guitarfag here, you are literally a fucking retard who clearly doesn't know jackshit about what he's talking about

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Nice bass but look at mine!!1!1!1

>>737037205
your case wasn't that she didn't know how to play, but that she was holding the bass upside down, and the clear explanation for that is that she is left handed, however i do agree that she probably doesn't know how to play

>>737038296
>Emo
>Rancid
>Kids.

Nigger you what? You respect your elders.

>>737039598
Ooooohhh.. ibanez Terra? I can get behind that. I've got one of their soundgear five strings, I love that think to death

>>737041041
Yeah it's their new one with the purple finish on the top. Really solid instrument.

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>>737034523