nudist thread

>>737031587
> go on /b/
> see nudist thread
> see if i can contribute
> google nudism
> pictures of naked children everywhere
> wtf google?

>>737032185
Not nudist. Porn star outside.

>>737034373
Moar

>>737034373
This, wtf

>>737034373
It's legal if it's not sexual, which is pretty autistic

>>737034373
Proof

>>737035001
Doggo likes the view

>>737032414
Hmm I have concerns.

>>737035121
>proof
just type it in yourself

>>737035001
mlem

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>>737035121

>>737035300
bing is better

>>737032011
Who's this? Is there more?

>>737035517
Oh lort

>>737035461
proof

>>737034373
I believe that’s the hidden agenda of nudism. Sick basterds!

>>737035300
Hahaha 3rd row last pic. Also nice dubs

>>737035725
seriously looks this way

>>737035748
"Can you hear the ocean, son?"

>>737035121
>>737035300
Type "Nudist Pageant" instead. Trust...

>>737034893
Unfortunately these are the only real nudists on this thread.

Meaning, unfortunately this is what they really look like

>>737035994
>inb4 fbi open up

>>737035994
Evil

I wish these nudist places weren't so uptight. Look at any nudist resort and it's basically no sex anywhere on the place. Nudism is baffling in its conservative bent.

>>737035889
hahahaha

>>737036113
Is there any more of her?

>>737035889
kek

>>737031587
df

>>737036322
Lol whales

>>737036570
I once DJ'd an older swingers party and it looked like this. Just bellies and asses

>>737036570
Christ, just imagine being the 5th wheel in that scenario.

>>737034373
Is there a reason this is okay for google to do

>>737036697
See:
>>737035098
It technically isn't legal (in most US states/ western countries). I mean, imagine it were for a moment, now imagine the police knocking the door down on a parent and arresting them all because they shared a picture of their toddles in the bath with the caption 'look the bubbles in the bath :33333'? It'd be insane.

So it's only classed as porn if it's actually porn (sexualised).

>>737036001
I fucked this woman IRL.
STG. No Bull Shit.

>>737035180
Would those concerns be about the "funs" involved?

>>737036926
>It technically isn't legal (in most US states/ western countries). I mean, imagine it were for a moment, now imagine the police knocking the door down on a parent and arresting them all because they shared a picture of their toddles in the bath with the caption 'look the bubbles in the bath :33333'? It'd be insane.

Sadly, if you have some pictures like that printed at a store like Walgreens that's exactly what will happen.

>>737037083
Ah right, fair play. Why would that be? Suddenly classed as porn or something like that?

>>737035517
Is that Michael Moore and Leslie Jones at a nude beach together?

>>737037230
The stores are required to report any photos like that. Whether the report results in an investigation and/or arrest is up to law enforcement. Interpretation of the law as to what constitutes porn is highly subjective. If it went to court the parents would most likely be vindicated, but not before ruining their lives in the process.

>>737037043
More like that young looking cunt between her legs.

>>737035300
2nd from the 2nd row, post it

>>737037422
Ah, well that makes sense. Gotta say, whoever prints that shit off, no matter how innocent the image may be, deserves shit to happen to him or her for being so dumb.

>>737037497
I think you kinda missed my reference.

>>737037885
I guess so, care to elaborate?

>>737037593
Yes and no. If they are aware of the current volatility regarding such photos, then they should know better. However, I'm sure there are a lot of people who think nothing of it. Their parents may have taken pictures of them in the bathtub when they were kids and nobody would have given it a second thought then.

>>737036633

Nuuuuuuuudddiiiiisssstttt Beeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaccchhh...

Also checked.

>>737036633
and not a child in sight

>>737039211
God damn that's thicc...

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>>737039648

>>737039042
Lol. The woman on the right kinda reminds me of Marla Gibbs (she played Florence Henderson on The Jefferson side). Yes, I'm old.

>>737035297
fuck yes

>>737038036
There was a website that existed years ago that specialized in young looking models, often in outdoor settings. They had "funs" in the website name. There were a few newsgroups where the models were posted.

>>737034373
yeah i tripped fucking balls too a few months ago. how is this even fucking remotely allowed.

>>737039784
She reminds me of a train attendant that flirted with me one time. I'd like to think it's her.

>>737040141
Ah, yeah that's the kind of fun that brings the police to the party.

>>737040985
That's not fair, she barely has anything to show

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>>737031587

all the good pics get you insta banned for some reason

>>737040014
Well poke my fucking eye out

Got more with nude female and clothed male?

>>737037230
I think context is the main thing

Are they bathtime pictures of your own kids on your computer? That's legit I dont think anyone would care

Are they bathtime pictures of your neighbour's kid? You better hope to god you're the godparent and the parents are lax with that sort of stuff.

Do you have no association with the naked children photographed on your laptop? Then time to get raped in jail you dirty nonce.

Are there orgies at nudist camps?

>>737036820
I know them. Go to same nude beach wife and I go to. Haven't seen the daughter there in awhile

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>>737040985

>>737041417
Depends on the camp/resort. At a true naturist resort, no.

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i have a ton of the WNBR

>>737040985
she just looks so unfortunate in the genetics department

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>>737040985
Is Carrot Top eating her out?

>>737041417
If it's a standard naturist resort or commune then no

If it's one of those nudist holiday sex camps then yeah daily, arranged ones

>>737041734
He looks like an albino nigger

>>737041734
Kek

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>>737041762
I'm too old for orgies now, but just once woulda loved to have gone.
can anyone give me a rough rundown of the typical orgy? Yes, fucking, I know, but how does it start, what happens in the breaks inbetween(there must be those), etc?

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>>737042175
I made a vola room where I'm dumping WNBR jpgs.
Join me there and I'll keep dumping
r/c35mmew0

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>>737039648

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what is with nudist and bikes?

or is are all these chicks from holland or something

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>>737042576
it's the WNBR, World Nude Bike Ride. It's all over in lots of cities, to protest oil.

>>737040911
I think vanning would be in order.

>>737041486
That's a great shot!

>>737042979
That's the official purpose, but a lot of the participants are just using it as a an excuse to be naked in public. NTTAWWT :)

>>737041829
An albinigger, if you will.

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>>737043605
>>737043196

that fat dudes dick

>>737041408
sexual abuse is most likely to occur with someone the victim knows.

Very much like murder, the first place to look at is at home.

Naked photos on your laptop, jail, it's better to be safe than sorry.

>>737043605
Dude got lost on the way to the 4chan meetup

>>737043813
She's cute!

>>737035297
more?

>>737044409
Sauce? She's amazing.

>>737035001
...taken just before doge jumped up and grabbed the string hanging out of her snatch

>>737041408
>>737041408

honestly i would see the naked photo's of your NEIGHBOURS kids, as worse then some random.

random kid pics you can get from anywhere, there's no real mallace behind it you just went on the internet one day and downloaded it.

your neighbours kids is calculated, you either got the photo's your self or deliberately downloaded those pics because you knew it was them so the sexual thrill was higher. its the same reason this site has turned to shit is because every second thread is a "what would you do thread" because the person has some tiny affiliation with the chick in the picture it makes it hotter for them, but to everyone else its just a random

>>737041486
butterface damn

>>737036794
More of this type?

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>>737044566
she took off more then just her clothes

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>>737044669
>literally generic white girl body/10

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>>737044669
polina

>>737044826
What would you do threads are archived spam bots dude. Lurk more.

>>737031587
Really beautiful people makes me want to draw them.

>>737044409
>>737043443

wow, she sure has grown

>>737044409
Her eyebrows are thicker than Chuck Norris's mustache.

>>737035567
Justin bieber

>>737045077
While I personally do not favour her eyebrows, they are 1000% better than the overly-done-to-perfection look.

But I'm a prick that doesn't like makeup.

Not because I like ugly chicks, I like pretty girls without makeup. It's more real, plus you know what kind of genes they have.

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she has perfect nipples

>>737045512
She got a fucking mustache, nigger.

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>>737045311
negative these are perfect nips

>>737045027
Polina on what site?

>>737045694
don't be weird, anon.

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>>737041486
Uhhh, h-hey baby. What'th your thign? Wanna thee a movie thometime?

>>737045077
>Chuck Norris
>2016 + 1

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>>737045796
I must disagree frankly these are the perfect nips

>>737045852
look at the bottom of her pics

>>737046225
Those are areolas, not nipples.

>>737045796

nah m8, THESE are perfect nips. tits and skin too

>>737046262
Yeah, I searched that with the name and got nothing. Do you have a link?

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>>737046424

derp, i'm retarded

>>737046340
There's a nipple there sonewhere

>>737046340
Give or take

Any from the philly nude bike ride? Especially the busty cop.

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cant forget about polina's butt

>>737046435
u have to subscribe its like 15 a month

>>737046843
He should put some cream on that ass. It looks irritated as fuck

>>737045796

>perfect

There are more direct ways of saying that you like 12 year old boys

>>737046843
Kek.
The guy on the right has bum itch or something

>>737047008
but 12 year old boys don't have 12 year old vaginas?

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>>737031876
this might be the nicest ass i've ever seen before

>>737041697
Yess

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>>737045796
Perfect nipples? What, you mean those pimples?

>>737046225
Those aren't even nipples, those are dinner plates.

THESE are perfect nipples.
Perfection cannot be found, it must be created.

I mowed my (private) backyard naked today. Felt good, man.

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>>737036570
jesus

>>737046468
I love pale skinned white women.

>>737047985

me and the wife garden naked a fair bit, at the least she might be in a g-string, but the back yard is pretty private now the tree's have grown

most of the neighbors have probably seen my floppy cock and ball bag as i strut around the house nude alot of the time.

>>737039211
the different nips tho

>>737048526
99% of the time I'm wearing a homemade kilt.

>>737035001
what is that dog looking at

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>no kids or teens

This thread does not deliver

>>737036978
How was it?

>>737035824
What was it? Underage, clearly, but anything interesting otherwise?

>>737043697
like this bitch. More ?

>>737049507
looking at her puss

>>737047912
You're the man, thanks for posting her. Do you have more?

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>ITT: at least 5 mods

>>737034893

you'd think they wouldn't want to soil the furniture

>>737036322

she's got a really pretty face

>>737034893
Is that Terry Pratchett?

>>737036322
Is she really nude?
I want someone to investigate to see if she really qualifies for this thread.

>>737053503
I'm not a whaler

>>737053503

>is she really nude

can;;t you see her massive front ass?`

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it's funny, no one realizes that a "nudism" thread is an excuse to post cp that isn't cp. it's literally legal because it's not for prurient interests and shit.

but none of you fuckers will go first.

>don't look at me, I'm not into that shit

>>737053828
>don't look at me, I'm not into that shit
>Is the first one to bring up cp in a non cp thread

>>737048526

Sad fact is that if you're in the U.S. you can be charged with indecent exposure if your neighbors can see you, and possibly labeled a sex offender.

>>737036322
>Dr. Pavel, I'm EPA

>>737032414
MODS MODS MODS

>>737035889
"No, but I can smell it."

>>737051912
Aw she's cute.
Reminds me of my middle school homeroom teacher.

>>737055543
Only if they complain, or call the police, or agree to sign the complaint.

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My Vola room will still be up with WNBR naked bike riders until Wed Morning, btw. There's almost 200 jpgs in there.
On Wed morning I'll change the category to something else. see above for the link

>>737056333
wtf uugh

>>737056808
lol faggot