SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ FETISHES/ ETC THREAD!!1!

alright fbi, i gotta thing for nuns, demonic nuns are a plus

>>737029630
fbi is on vacation, this is interpol

>>737029630
do you ever fap while watching sister act?

>>737030091
kek, no. the nuns gotta be hot ya bastard

>>737030170
whoopi is sexy

>>737030226
you must be out of your mind

>>737030306
i have low standards

I talked my ex gf in to letting her parents dog lick her vag and record it for me

I love to take creepshots of my best friend. also she's hot as fuck

>>737030489
prove it

>>737030595
what do you want? creepshots or normal pics of her?

>>737030669
both

I probably have bastard children all over SE Asia

>>737030409
vid?

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>>737030736

>>737030828
I have screenshots if you have kik? Still need to edit the videos

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>>737030917

I'm a real estate agent and I frequently go through all my sexy clients' underwear drawer and sniff them

>>737030993
pls i need it too randomname40

>>737031031
Messaged

>>737031031
post here

>>737030993
yeah broski my kik is teen.angie used to catfish with it lol. im with gf now si cant chat on kik atm but will install it tomorrow morning to check dem pix

I'm black and I have a small penis.

Does it matter?
>nope

>>737031022
fuck thats hot. i go through friends dirty laundry too and lick the crust and sniff socks. if u wanna chat more hmu at kik: teen.angie

my kik ion kilr000y send me

>>737030993
kik me kilr000y

I have an increasingly sexual relationship with someone I definitely shouldn't...

my fonger mommed in the car

Have some irl straight shota pics

Pedomoms get me so hot

>>737031444
Details?

>>737031532
link ?

>>737031444
Your trips require follow up

>>737031569
The jist of it is I started dating a girl around my age who has a younger sister I watch every now and then while my gf is in class.

I can't believe I'm a cheater but it's happening.

I showered with a 9yo girl just a little while ago

>>737030091
I did.

>>737031880

Did u like it?

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my neighbor (poor drunk, low life scum who doesn't work) have two daughters.
witt the proper attention (both emotional and financial) i turned his youngest one into my fucktoy.
took me about a year

>>737031880
Not again

I'm a 35 year old married man with 2 kids who frequently sneaks out at night and meet up with men in parks and cars and thier homes or hotels to get fucked.

I love women but I absolutely love cock in my ass

I do use protection to keep my wife safe... as much as I'd love to get fucked raw

>>737029541
I once ate 3 sheets of A4 paper.

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>>737032026
Done similar.

My secret:
> 34yrs old, and popped a 14yo's emo cherry in the spring.

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>>737031532
of you do. we all do

>>737031022

I've stolen panties from open houses that I have visited...so hot.

>>737031991
it was good, nothing too exciting

>>737032044
yes, again

while taking a shower i like to put several fingers into my ass and scoop the shit out of it

I secretly fantasies about fucking other men

>>737032520
do you then draw on the wall with it like a caveman?

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>>737032520
good anal hygiene imo

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>>737032227
16 when i started
me 31

>>737031957
>14 year old cousin

>Pic related
Um, MODS?

I've fucked my dog when I was drunk

I'm gay for the pus pus

>>737032826
on purpose or accident?

>>737032570
no, on the floor

One time in Reno I shot a man for the sole purpose of watching him succumb to his wounds.

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>>737032660
> *brofist*
Nothin like it eh Anon?
Literally cannot enjoy grown women in the same way. Sure they have their charms, but not that raw lust.

I once masturbated in class

I imagine my lovers are my dad or brother when we are fucking since I turned 18 and couldn't get off to being underage with older guys anymore. None of them have ever known though that I do this. It's been five years. Funny thing is, I am not interested in my actual dad, and have no brother.

>>737033026
Did that my freshman year in HS to a chick who looked like a mexican fish.

Fucked my stepdaughter while her mother slept

>>737030917
Kik is sissyspacek hit me up with the pics

>>737033190
That is really hot, how did you convince her?

>>737033234
Wrong one
>>737030993
Meant for this one

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>>737033012
yeah, a lot of guys think she is a virgin, pussy is tighter and shit like that, but no. it's not about that, in my experience they are genuinely better in bed (of coourse with proper practice and eduacation)
after a while they became monsters andyou can do anything, i mean anything with them.
my lil cutie does it all except the anal, that's a line for her. anything else.....not a problem.
and it's not about the young look too.
she looks like this now, more mature, since i took care of her

>Be me.
>Best friend with this girl I've known since elementary.
>Also friend with a guy name John.
>All three of us are close and grew up together as friends.
>Practically inseparable.
>Ended up going to the same University together.
>Despite being together never thought of my best friend romantically.
>Always felt like she was a sister to me.
>Chill together at my apartment one night.
>John is drinking a little to much and ends up persuading my best friend to take off her clothes.
>She does it.
> One thing led to another and we're all naked.
>Ended up having a threesome.
>Me and John double teaming her while she just takes it.
>Finish by cumming buckets all over her.
>Tired so we all pass out.
>Wake up to realize what just happened.
>Weird as fuck but we laugh it off.
>Even though we're friends all three of us agree to form a mutual friend with benefits type of pack.
>See nothing wrong with this idea.
>All of us are single and have sexual needs.
>Continue our friendship normally with the occasional sleeping together every now and then.
>Winter comes.
>John has to leave and go work in another city for the semester.
>I assume the threesome is over and that the sex was going to stop.
>She calls me and asks me one night to come over to hang out with her.
>Go over expecting to watch a movie or something.
>She's naked and wants to have sex.
>Wondering why since John is gone.
>She says why not? We can just continue with the both of us.
>I can't argue with that.
>Continue the FWB thing with her.
>With John gone things get intimate between us.
>I start to hang out with her a lot more.
>Not just sex but also doing regular stuff.
>Start to develop feelings for her.
>Tell her how I feel and she's okay with it.
>She tells me she had a crush on me.
>Take her on multiple dates.
>We're a couple now.
>John is back. We haven't told him yet that we are dating.
>He messages us asking when we can hang together. He's been looking forward to our usual threesome.

Welp, fuck my life...

nmp

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>>737033190
Fucked a girlfriends little sister while I was supposed to be babysitting her.

>>737033424
> "Welp, fuck John's life...
FTFY

I'm trying to become pesco-vegetarian. However, I don't know how I'm going to tell my friends without them judging me, my family either. I've only told one of my close friends. I know the situation will come up eventually when I'm supposed to eat meat in front of them and I don't know what to do then. Let's see how that works out.

I made my ex masturbate to cp, she cried afterwards, I also cannot cum unless incest or incest roleplay is involved.

>>737033760
better than letting her get gang raped by strangers in an alleyway

>>737033921
What are your motivations? I became a fish-eating vegetarian when I was 11.

>>737034011
Pretty sure she would've been turned in to CPS if she was in a random alleyway.
You underestimate how young she was.

>>737034036
I don't think the eating of meat itself is wrong, but the treatment of the livestock being slaughtered and simply the magnitude as to which they are killed disturbs me. I'm not the kind of person to get into a rage if I see someone eating meat though. When it comes to fish, they aren't treated in the same was other animals such as chickens or pigs are treated, so I'm more comforatable about eating fish. Also, I have some relatives that are pesco-vegetarian.

>>737033997
How do you force someone to masturbate? And to cp no less!

>>737034168
doesnt mean she wouldnt have been raped beforehand

Way instead of was, typo

>>737034279
She was a submissive slut that did everything I told her to do, but she actually did enjoy it but felt really guilty afterwards

>>737031880
niiiice

>>737033921
I've been vegan for about 1.5 year now.
Went vegetarian first and got quite a bit of shit from my friends when we went out in the beginning. After a while it cooled down.
They are still shaking their head at the vegan thing tho

>>737034447
what a sick motherfucker

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>>737034344
Actually, she was raped.
That's why I figured "damage done"
And fucked her too.
Still rough story and start on life for an 8yo.

>>737034273
That's similar to why I became a pesco-vegetarian. I got some teasing from my brothers (both of whom are avid meat eaters), and some people ask me why I'm vegetarian if it's brought up, but generally people don't notice.

>>737034444
chckt!

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i like to riffle through girls underwear drawers and steal their panties to add to my collection/wear/smell

>>737034812
show collection

>>737034629
she wanted it and just said she was raped so everyone wouldnt think she was a slut

>>737034713
I'm probably worrying too much, I doubt the ones I know will make a big deal out of it, it's just the idea that I don't know for sure how they'll respond that gets me. A few of my friends I know will call me a fag or something for sure, but they'll probably get bored of it.

I dont know whats all the commotion with donut on 4chan :///

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>>737029541
My fantasy is that a classmate of mine finds me asleep, puts his hand over my mouth and penetrates me while still sleeping.

I am male

>>737034965
May have a point.
She was rather easy to penetrate.

>>737031022
I do the same im in a cleaning company

>>737035022
yeah, dont worry too much about it.
also, the more you argue with people, the more shit you will get. so dont pick unnecessary fights

>>737032408

time to post pics

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my aunts g string

I'm 28 and I have never in my life successfully picked up a woman. I've had relationships and I've had sex, but every single time it was the girl who came on to me. I don't know why but I've become terrified of asking girls out. I flirt just fine, but when the time comes to ask for a number, I freeze up. Even when I'm positive a girl likes me, I freeze.

I once had a crush on a girl at work for a year. We actually got pretty close and even hung out outside of work a few times. It became well known at work that we liked each other. Then, she moved to the other side of country. She told me she was always confused why I never asked her out.

>>737035218
how long did u fuck her? did she resist/cry?

>>737033760

age
greentext

>>737033012
Girl on the right looks so much like my ex. She was the exact kind of crazy bitch to have a video like this exist. I'm almost relieved to see it's not her.

>tfw fucked one of my few friend's GF's in high school
Felt guilty doing it and then just tossed it aside later. Don't know if he figured it out or now but they eventually broke.
>tfw she pulled the same thing to me with someone else
>and then the next guy
I'd say we all learned a lesson from that whore.
>tfw one of them apologized over FB
This story sucked and it feels awkward but that's about the worst thing I've done, I guess.

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crotchless thong

>>737032227
Story?

>>737035387
k ill get right on it! ooo wait a minute! u almost had me!I wish i could share, she is super cute

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>>737032985

>>737035636
What is the point

>>737035501
>>737035471
She didn't resist.
It feels justifiable because she started it.
We were on the couch and she was talking to me about what had been happening. I prodded her for details, and ended up fighting an errection and losing.
She noticed. It was all downhill from there. I'm going to hell.

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old roommates thong

The only reason I wouldn't fuck my sister is that she's a recovering junkie and still looks disgusting. I hope she gets her looks back soon.

>>737029541
i hate women to the absolute core of my being. I secretly want to attack a random one in a dark night and after kicking her ass unconscious take all the money she has.Also if someone has webms of women getting their asses kicked pls post them

>>737035846
she wont. they never do.

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I fuck diplomas and certificates. One of the main reasons I want to get a girlfriend is to be able to have access to or steal her and her family's diplomas and certificates to fuck.

I know I am as degenerate as tilefucker but normal sex/girls/other fetish stuff also turns me on.

>>737032985
Underrated post. Lol

>>737035764

cmon, do a decent greentext, too much question unanswered.
how do you know she was raped?
did she like it?
how old were you?
how long ago did this happen?

>>737035880
all that work and youre not going to also rape her??

>>737029541
I share my girlfriend at anime conventions.

>>737035884
Yeah. I know she'll never be as pretty as she was as a teen, but she was pretty young when she used. Maybe it's optimism, but maybe she could be somewhat fuckable again. I just want to experience incestual sex just once in my life.

>>737035704

not even the body? Man, it's been 8 years since last time I last showered with my little cousin ;_;

My mom has agreed to have sex with me. Will happening on Friday

>>737036051
dude i told you i despise them. Also , most of them are ugly asf where i live

>>737033424
Dude... you done fucked up!

>>737035007
I'd fuck you in those anon

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I fap to the Fluffy Abuse threads

These threads are literally the only outlet I have for some of the mental shit I'm going through, and no one responds here either.

I guess I just want someone I can trust in my life again.

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>>737035672
Met her anonymously on an app.
She was suicidal apparently.
Didn't take long to figure out she was attention whoring.
Lived in buttfuck nowhere and had to bus an hour to school both ways.
Hence.. No friends visiting, and no social life. After a few weeks she agreed to meet me for an adventure.
Skipped school.

Took her for a drive, chatted, stopped by my place.. and just started moving on her.
She never said no, and my favorite part was when I was about to cum, I asked if she had ever tasted it. She just shook her head "no" then I said.. "You're going to."
Then I hopped off the bed and pulled her face to the edge. She took it like a champ.
Swallowed too. Then I dropped her off.
Fucked her maybe 6 times after that.
Even got in her ass for a few minutes.
Then she wanted to date.. and I had to back off.

>>737036584
What's the issue?

>>737036150
id love to but my better judgement says no. maybe sometime when im drunk, but not today/ sry =(. Her ass is literally perfect, cant help but to stare at it sometimes

>>737035409
Learn from this... recognise when you are winning in the future and make a move lest regret doing nothing

>>737033852
>>737036438
Yeah I know...

I do have a slight feetish. Dunno, most people I know really don't like feet, I find them somehow erotic.

Currently chastised in a cuckold long distance relationship with a girl at university in another country

>>737036862

don't worry, I understand, and I envy you for your luck!

When I was 20 y/o I had something similar to a harem, but all the girls were emos aged 14-16.
But nothing more than kissing and petting.

I'm married. Randomly messaged a girl from one of the Kik threads and we actually hit it off. Possibly divorcing to be with her.

>>737036992
Exactly how the fuck is that a relationship lol

>>737036029
> happened a few years ago.
> be 27, gf 23
> she has one sister, one half sister
> half sis is 8
> turns out she's been abused since 6
> whenever she would stay over with dad
> she has severe boundry issues
> also blames herself for her dad being arrested
> our discussion was about guilt
> lust, temptation, etc.
> she addlmitted that she enjoyed it
> was the most attention he gave her
> she felt my stiff dick while in my lap
> started moving around in my lap
> asked if I had the same kind of feelings we talked about
> I admitted.. But didn't want to get in trouble
> says she doesn't want to either..
> I went for it and asked.. If she wanted to do anything about her feelings if she could keep it secret
> she just started rubbing me and gave a big hug

The explicit details get pretty intense.

>>737037430
we see each other about once a month

>>737037398
Don't.

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Well i turned my sweet gf into a dominant bitch who dresses me up as a sissy and makes me clean. She used to be so sweet but now she is a total cunt and i get a boner when she refuses to give me attention. It sounds like it sucks but i am living my fantasy... thank you b for making me into a sissy cuckold faggot, my life couldn't be better.

>pic related

>>737037141
glad u understand. I guess i am pretty lucky, id never do anything sexual with her but cute naked girls are always a nice thing.

>>737036105
Are you going to anime expo this weekend? Let's share her pls

>>737037632
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>737033362
Nice one anon. Share moar how good is she? Does she lives with you now? Would love to see that body

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>>737037663
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>737037557

nice job!
yeah, be explicit please

I kicked my neighbor's dog after it murdered 3 of my kittens.

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>>737029541
I'm a straight white man but I dream of being ass fucked by a negro.

>>737037961
3 less rats on the planet good on the dog

>>737029541
I take creepshots of my daughter and share them with other pervs.

>>737038105
we're pervs, share with us!

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>>737037825
can't say she does. she comes and sleeps over at my place but not as much as i would like. we r still hiding, so very careful where we go out and what we do. as i said the sex is amazing, even more since i have a young body like hers in my age

>>737031444

It's ok. It's normal to blow your father in Kentucky.

>>737038105
You're in good company. C'mon.

>>737038105
How do you share them? I want in.

>>737038043
The only rats are dogs,the bloody creatures kept taking my chickens,whenever I caught a dog taking one of my chickens I emptied 2 dozen rounds into it and let it rot in the trash where it belongs.

>>737031771
Inb4 incesthreesome

>>737038105
Im up for some sharing

>>737030226
One of my secrets. I'd fuck Whoopi if she wasn't a libtard.

I love poop porn

>>737033362
holy shit, she could be mi gf's long lost twin sister

>>737038237
moar full body pics

>>737037675
Afraid not. We don't have that kind of money to go that far.

We'll be at Anime Revolution though in August!

>>737037960
Well.. Other than the few minutes sloppy kissing while she faced me on the couch.
There was some fondling over her pajamas. Then I carried her with her legs wrapped around me to the bedroom.

> she was extra smooth
> after a few minutes of feeling around
> I parted her legs..then I parted her lips
> still the most perfect pussy I've ever seen
> my tongue never worked so hard
> pinky fibger first up to index
> I'm certain she had the cutest orgasm ever
> just kind of bucked her hips then went stiff
> by the time my tongue had cramped she was ready
> entering was slow and shallow
> bottomed out before our hips contacted
> I gently turned her over and spread her cheeks while slowly fucking her pussy
> just stayed there flexing my pelvic muscles
she finally started to squirm a bit as I was thrusting deeply
> that was it.. I came so hard I could feel it erupt from her onto the bedsheets
> a moment of guilty panic washed over me
> contemplated taking a picture of her oozing pussy
> still regret not having done so

Next day my gf came back and noticed her sis was clingy around me. Chalked it up to bonding. Riiight-o.. She's turned out okay by the way. She's just in highschool now. Good grades and pretty.

I have an amputee fetish. Specially if there are still tiny hands/ feet, fingers/ toes

I fucked my dog when I was 12

>>737030409
Low teir b8 anon

>>737039045
+5215545028421

You might find this person interesting

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>>737038812
idk.....
>>737038826

>>737039118
It's true. Ask the guys who posted they're kiks

Eh! I'm in Vancouver and I'll be going there. Any chance we can meet?

>>737039049

Did it make your asshole bleed faggot?

>>737036245
disgusting faggot

>>737039049
so happened last week?

>>737038430
Good on you my dude, full respect l

>>737039420
>>737038954
Whoops.

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>>737039045
what about tiny extremities in general?

>>737039486
>implies he is not disgusting while he is using /b/
do you see a problem here ?

>>737033424
Congratulations, John is now a Red Pilled, fedora wearing faggot.

>>737032872
How do you fuck something on accident?

I pay my underage sister for letting me sniff her panties and masturbate with her socks.

Record my female friends peeing with a hidden camera.

>>737039767
... How does she wipe her ass?

>>737029541
I'm scared of renaissance art, fuck, I almost died when I saw the Mona Lisa, what's the name for that?

>>737037596
Agreed.

>>737038992

Don't tell me you did that just once...

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>>737040355
Lost. Lost so fucking unexpectedly

>>737040355
The uncanny valley?

I would like a thread of girls like that.

>>737040501
Glad it made you kek man, it's a pain in the ass though

>>737040492
At that age just the once.
When she was 12 to 13 and allowed a bus pass, you had better believe we did more. She even let me cum in her ass for my birthday.
My girlfriend and I had broken up a couple years before, but we all are still fb connected.
To be honest.. If she's available when she becomes legal. I would totally date her.

>>737038739
I love pop corn too

True story. Blackmailed by ex girlfriend I dumped. I told her way too much about being bi curious. We experimented and she has pictures. Get text with pictured to do what she says or everyone in small town will see sissy bitch. Starts slow. Made me suck cock a gloryhole. Took pix. Now every weekend. She drops me off at bath house in full sissy with a list of assignments have to accomplish before I can leave. Last weekend. Wore full makeup, pink collar that said bitch, panties, bra, thigh highs and heels. Right away was throat fucked in front of whole place. Went to room. Guy comes in and full on fucks me like his girlfriend for an hour. Pounds my ass then suck him, pounds my ass then suck him. The worst is missionary. Nothing feels more like being a bitch than missionary.

>>737038739
poop porn is awesome. What kind do you like? I prefer watching girls poop in panties/diapers/leggings.

>>737040558
Could be that, but the thing is it doesn't happen with 3d stuff, nor animation, nor any other thing, just art in the form of paintings and archaeology

>>737040826
Pics with her face blackboxed?

>>737040826

nice story bro, I'm happy that both you and she are fine now!
good luck with her

>>737039420
when? im in van

I was forced to watch my little sister fuck two guys. she fucked them in my room while I was asleep and that woke me up

>>737039331
God damn she is hot. Any nudes?

watching sissy porn for a year and a half , want to suck and get fucked by a cock by guys turn me off, sissy porn is the only way i get off now but i can never do it irl feelsbadman

>>737040043
any nice pussies or weird stuff they've done? got a pic?

>>737041122

her age?

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>>737041019

>>737041122
how did that happen?

>>737033997
joey pls go

>>737041274
Yes, that's the shit. But I mean when I see them in real life, big ass size, like museums or inside a pyramid, over the years at least I could overcome at least this kind of pics, but IRL, I'm out

>>737041165
yes.....but not sure to post them

>>737029541
I want to get fucked by a trap

>>737041623
Do it faggot

>>737041101
Are you OP who said he shares his girlfriend?

>>737030782
>I probably have bastard children all over SE Asia

what a coinkydink, I probably have bastard HIV infected colons all over SE Asia

>>737041263
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>>737041325
well she was pissed at me for some time cause she caught me fapping to her. that night she went out with her friends and returned with two guys, about 30 years old. she sucked and . fucked them both in my room. I was asleep but the sound of one guy making her choke on his dick woke me up. they jumped on me as soon as I moved, making me promise not to move or say anything. then carried on fucking her. she told them about me and wanted to do exactly what she did

>>737041623
Come on man

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>>737041042
Uh.. Best I can do.

>>737041057
Thanks.
Although I do have this Sword of Damocles hanging over my head because of our chat logs and history.
I trust her, but you never know right?

>>737041750
damn son... cuckolded by your own fucking sister

Can't read or write

>>737042053
Wow she's hot, you should totally date her legal ass

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>>737042310

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>>737041866
gonna get banned

I occasionally cum in my own face

>>737032026
how

>>737042093
yeah, made me her little bitch. she and one guy especially taunted me a fucking lot. treated me quite bad

>>737037430
>Exactly how the fuck is that a relationship lol

he sends her money, she sends him pics of taking a big donger. kek.

>>737042666
you have the answers later in the thread.
money does do the work

;>>737040087
how does she do anything?

>>737042651
I do it too. It's good for your skin.

>>737040087
>... How does she wipe her ass?

she's very limber

>>737036992
>relatable
>the feels

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my name is Anthony lasausse

https://www.xvideos. com/video28629193/teen_skinny_sissy_play_dirty_with_her_panty_in_public_toilet

>>737032985
And the man was... Albert Einstein

i'm gay as fuck but i have to pretend im in love with my gf . i HATE to have "sex" with her

>>737035762
Fucking this. This whole thing isn't even sexual. It's just retarded.

>>737040907
kek. are you still curious?

>>737040907
That's hot. Do you have any pics of u?

>>737041220
Get a girlfriend who'll dress you up and fuck your ass. I've got one. It's great

>>737033921
Don't say anything, if anyone asks just say that you don't really like such and such anymore.

>>737041220
where do you live?

My dick is barely 4.5 inches, but I can still suck myself off because my lower most ribs are compressed and the bottom of my ribcage curves upward, allowing me to bend forward way more than normal. I used to be able to get more than half the shaft (which I suppose isn't relatively that much) but I had a really busy schedule last semester and didn't get to exercise much, I put on 15-20 pounds and could only touch the tip of my tongue to the tip of my dick. Now that the semester is over I've been exercising a lot and lost 10 pounds so far and can get the tip of my dick in my mouth. So I'm using my desire to properly blow myself as fuel to get back in shape and it's really working. Are you proud of me /b/?

Im addicted to masturbation

Wife's bf came over with her kids. I let the boy play video games, his younger sister watched him play. I sat behind them but at an angle to watch her and fapped. She was oblivious.
I wasn't expecting such a hard orgasm.
Since then, when I fap, I'm only chasing the dragon...

Like racially degrading girls I know with people. If you wanna see some of em add me on kik, user is realestben44

>>737045296
wew lad I read this as wife's boyfriend and got mad, these cuck threads are getting to me.

>>737045420
>fine w him being a creepy cheating pedo
>not fine w a cuck

FOUR CHAN DOT ORG

>>737044874
Pics or didn't happen

i fucked my cousin when i was 14 and she 11, we were curious about sex and all that.
2 years later she ratted me out and made it look like i was raping her all the time, my mom was mad as fuck and as expected i came off clean because there were signs of abuse towards her, she's dumb bitch and now has a baby (not mine)

>>737029541
I dated a trap for a year and a half without realizing it.

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I gave my mother in law a nice kiss with tongue today. Pretty happy about that.

>>737046695
how? story?

My 3 year old stepdaughter caught my jerking off to open and now asks to help me....

>>737046933
she can give you a hand if you let her

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>>737046695
How the fuck did that happen?

I secretly wear all the bondage gear I buy my wife if it fits me l. I also use all the vibrators and dildos I bought her up my own ass. Sometimes I even wear her dirty underwear.

this thread is dead

>>737048069
no u

>>737030993
My kik is JoshUpt

>>737046902
>>737047081
I basically met her through a mutual friend of ours. I thought she was pretty so I asked her on a dateml. We did a lot together but whenever I wanted sex she would refuse saying she wasn't ready yet. Didn't want to rush it with her because I honestly liked her. Eventually she felt she was finally ready to tell me about her secret. I wasn't to pleased about it when she told me. Felt like I was lied too and I remember calling her terrible things I that I don't really mean. Anyways, I spent a week away from her just because I was Angry but I eventually realized that she obviously trusted me enough to tell me about her secret . I liked her enough that I decided I would try to make our relationship work. We are still currently together.

>>737048412
Have you had sex now? Seems like a pretty shitty thing to not be upfront about. I'd say you got fucked over pretty hard.

>>737048856
Yeah we finally had sex. It was extremely awkward the first time because I really didn't know what I was suppose to be doing in terms of whether I was suppose to be giving it to her or recieving it but we eventually figured it out and now sex is actually great.

Yeah it was shitty that she didn't tell me first and I invested so much time with her but I could understand her hesitation to tell me since she didn't know me well enough to trust me. In the end though I realized that the time we spent together were some of the funnest and best moments of my life so it all worked out anyways.

>>737031532
Post whar you got!

>>737050636

Good work.

>>737039049
I fucked the family dogs ass when i was 13

>>737050813
Bestiality besties! *brofist*

im the batman

I came in my daughter's underwear that she left in her bathroom last night, and put them back on the floor where I found them. Today she was wearing them.

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>>737031452
>my fonger mommed in the car
what did he mean by this?

>>737030395
Lucas?

>>737046933
Do you let her?

>>737039423
Actually no, first I shoved a dildo up my ass.

>>737046933
Ask her to suck your dick

>>737053500
Hello newfriend

i'd love to fuck my neighbors hot girlfriend