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>>737027671
what's the point of this? to get in the way and slow everyone down?

>>737028081
Probably working as security for some shitty company on a bad day.

Some workplaces require security as a standard even tough the chances of someone entering with a weapon are close to zero.

>>737028081
hes like bruce willis from unbreakable he can sense weapons

>>737028316
What the fuck?

>>737028316
Reversed?

>>737027671
>>737028081
He doesn't even work there, he's just waiting for a hot teen so he can do a full body cavity search.

>>737028566
Yep

>>737028316
can someone explain wtf is happening? or what is going to happen?
or post part 2, cause I'm so fucking confused.

>>737027293
when you cum and she keeps sucken

>>737027671
Ariana Grande concert security.

>>737028644
>>737028696
ah, nvm thanks

>>737028696

kill yourself. you are too stupid to waste any further resources on.

>>737027671
If you look he only has white people come thru his line, so he makes the motions, when black people, and brown people come thru...I bet he pats them down...

Just gotta keep up appearances.

>>737028753
Sure, I'm in the mood for an internet argument.

I provide your resources chubby.

>>737028955

no you don't.

>>737028955

kill yourself anyway. i'm sure someone else will be able to work the grill at mcdonald's in your absence.

>>737027293
god damn he went from 12years old to fucking 60 in 3secs

>>737028955
yeah, I guess if you never leave your house and never drive a car because you're level next neckbeard then maybe you're right.

>>737028955
>gets called out on being stupid
>brags about working in food industry

>>737029248

you see how stupid you are?

kill yourself, faggot.

>>737029242
And back to 12

>>737029351
>idiot talking shit
>doesn't realize that other idiot meant that he's a taxpayer and pays for initial lazy retard's existence
>...
>profit??

>>737029598
Burger flippers still have to pay taxes? Sorry bruh...

>>737029598

actually, he made a dumb post (responding to himself, as opposed to anyone who replied to him) intimating that he had something to do with the petroleum industry.

believe it or not, if you pay taxes in one country, those taxes don't benefit someone else in an entirely different country. crazy, right?

you are also stupid enough to go kill yourself. do it now.

>>737029706
>Look how smart I am everyone! I can ignore the point of the statement entirely and pretend that I'm ignorant as to what someone meant! Does anyone like me yet???
Die alone.

>>737029409
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>737029729
Did the snake just bite his nuts?

>>737029791
Said the samefag. Text wasn't upside down or full of warbled slang spoken through broken english teeth; American confirmed.

>>737029409
What am I looking at?

>>737027671
>>737027671
someone post the webm where guy sticks his penis inside fannypack and girl security opens it

>>737029409
What's going on here?

>>737029472
Cat is being a pussy and the rooster is being a cock.

>>737030004

there is a flaw in your logic.

my sentences are complete and while lacking capitalization (due to laziness), utilize correct english grammar and spelling. they also form a cogent argument and are factually sound.

there is no way any of the above is a byproduct of the american education system.

guess again, faggot.

>>737030242
That is funny and all but if someone does that in real life, that is why feminists are so pissed off.

>>737030242
ty
>>737030056

>>737029579
why is this so satisfying to watch?

>>737029472
Our chickens do that.

>>737029207
>how to win a fight

>>737029619
What this?

>>737030504
I'm glad I'm not that guy.

>>737028934
yet thats not in the video retard

>>737027293
>kids gets 60 years older for a second
>returns to normal

>>737030390
bice loq wuality nait.

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>>737027293

>>737030303
wtf m8 kys / blogit

>>737030936
when a shitty garage in a third world country turns out to be an awesome hi tech garage

>>737030861
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

>>737030604
I need sauce on this

>>737030504
This physically pains me to watch

>>737030205

lol was totally expecting his teeth to go flying

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>>737028727
LOST

>>737029472
dam chicken u mad

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>>737028624
>i'm not the father.webm

>>737028696
it's reversed.
Like, a movie from the end to the beginning.

>>737030954
lol didnt see that coming

>>737029729
That village lost its entire monthly allotment of water because Jamal found a fake snake somewhere. Sad.

>>737031061
why??

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>>737029996
why are there only black people?

>>737029830
All hail the harbinger of Kek.

>>737029579
iron man technology here

>>737030504
it happens to the best of us

>>737030139
Chink version of Monroe?

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>>737031585
Because the biggest thiefs on the planet, The Finns, can fly.

>>737031637
yep. magnets are just like a flying suit you can wear.

>>737029409

panther/tiger attack in designated land?

>>737027440
that's impressive

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For the love of God, someone please tell me how to get out of the Friendzone?

>>737030954
no more seeds for him lol

>>737031584
Religion.

>>737031917
2 late

>>737029207
"Wolowolowolowolowolowolo"

>>737030417
because ther is an order to fallow in the end
and you are in aplace where no orden has fall in to y son

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>>737029978
>>737030055
>>737030127
>>737031836
A panther snuck in and hid under the bed? It's just the monster under the bed.

>>737031917
move on.

>>737032189
straight up had her back

>>737032189
Kek. What a buffoon. It's not often the skinnier, prettier blonde is also the smart one.

>>737031916
Alligators?

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>>737031836
This look like a panther!?

>>737032535
>HowToDrownARoom.webm

>>737030604
>>737031080
heavy-r /video/219864/Mermaid_Anal_Surprise/

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>>737032638
just your average panther paw, nothing to see here

>>737032672
The blink one at the end says, "Saanko koskettaa sitä ennen kuin piirtää sen?"

>>737030242

I love he claps like an autist and then she takes another peek.

>>737032317
that wasn't smarts, it was an immediate reaction to a potential sticky threat. good reflexes, but borne of a desire to keep hairdos in check and makeup unsullied, not smarts.

>>737032841
Right. Because my English response suggested I'm fluent in Japanese...

>>737032841
wow good job 'translating'

all of us on the english speaking website of 4chan thank you for your.. efforts

>>737032929
Apparently, that was Finnish? For "May I touch it before I draw it?" Thanks, I guess, anon.

>>737028316

KITTY GETTING REDY 4 SPACE PROGRAM!

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>>737032929
>>737033027

>Not knowing how to translate Kanji to Suomen kieli and being able to read it.

>>737029472
there's your t-rex genes

>>737032874
Nature never ceases to amaze me. Why does it twitch at the end though?

>>737028566
No they put a cat in a spring willingly and then did some other stuff to him. Luckily this video was stopped by PETA before it could be distributed RIP peace Kitty.

>>737033113
what is this and is there more like it?

>>737033192
I think it's checking and cleaning itself. They can literally tear legs off and shit during a molt.

>>737030594
probably some polyurethane foam (some diol + some diisocyanate or similar). i think it was a mythbusters episode.

source: am chemist

>>737032874
what in the fuck ... ?

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>>737033238
This is vore and you're officially a degenerate. Congratulations.

>>737029830
All hail hypnotoad

>>737032432

no, its manatees. people keep thinking its alligators but its not. anyone who lives in florida knows this is a manatee group

>>737031335
guess I'm gay now

>>737029579
That's exquisite.

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>>737030604
bloop topkek

>>737033344
Spiders molt like craps and other sea critters do, this little bitch took off his old exoskeleton like a sock.

>>737030594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l285JDSiOOo

>>737030895
that guy probably never peed with a boner forcing it down against the pants' rubber if he didn't see that coming.

>>737033370
Dat cow ate a bird, right?

>>737033359
She's th character I want to hate fuck, badly.

>>737033630
ye

>>737033512
Crabs* sorry forgot to proofread the post..lel.

>>737033359
What's this from?

>>737031164
shitfaced (literally)

>>737030936
Wow, that's beautiful.

>>737029579
Magnetism is magic!

>>737029472

Chickens are literally the niggers of the animal kingdom.

>>737033512
Didnt knew that pretty weird but awesome.

>>737030139
that's how I like my Fries served

>>737033727
Mr Robot

>>737033727
Mr. Robot, Season Two. She's the cybercrime FBI agent investigating the Mr. Robot crew.

>>737033727
r u dumb? how have u not seen this show its great
its mr robot

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>>737033485
>now

>>737034021
Not everyone likes to watch 4chan: the Series. It's bad enough I have to look in the mirror and see that much autism.

>>737031335
Literally not gay.

>>737030139
?

>>737033727
Mr. Robot

>>737034021
lol, mr robot is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

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>>737027293
>>737027293
>>737027293

>>737030594
nerve gas

>>737033419
Shit that's mental, alligators so that here in Costa Rica when you throw them fish heads or chicken legs and leftovers

>>737027440
A peacefull stroll with your moto-waifu

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>>737029472
Why am I laughing my ass off?

>>737034211
then you've never seen "Heil Honey I'm Home!"
it was a sitcom that had a family living next door to the Hitler family.
it was cancelled halfway through the first episode.

>>737033709
>watching 40 seconds of probably lesbian cat sex.

enough internet for today.

>>737029409
What took the baby?

>>737033975
In china, I'm told. Don't Kno why or how. Can't stand that show.

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>>737034411
Liberals.

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>>737027293
Pedophiles are really crafty these days

>>737034452
can we put the ominous Terminator 2 music on this?

>>737033359
Is this Mr. Robot? If it is, anyone know the ep?

>>737033512
spiders have 'exoskeletons'? srsly?

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>>737034666
NVM, someone already asked, my b.

>>737033370
Stile still sucks.

>>737030504
What is that stuff