Describe movie badly thread

Retarded person runs all the movie(easy)

Forcing someone to accept money-pie, keeping tool in book, leaving through sewerage.

maybe bump?

bump?

>>737025958
A teenage girl travels to a distant land killing the first person she comes across, then teams up with 3 others to kill again.

Black man helps handicapped person.

>>737026034

Forest gump £

>>737026182

Shashank redemption or howerer you write that shit

>worker fights in a battle that sees him as the only survivor
>he returns and kidnaps the princess
>after returning the princess after a while he leads a workers revolution against the military goverment to stop a mining project that could kill thousands

>>737027683
Both are correct.

>>737027308

Wizard of Oz

kid goes into a book and meets a flying dog thing and an indian kid

>>737027538
intouchables

>>737027538
Intouchables

>>737027767
Super-Mario:The Film

Swordswoman kills asian niggers and kills the father in law in the Volume 2

>>737027934
>>737028138
Yep, Intouchables it is

Ordinary Japanese student kills all FBI...
(easy/a)

>>737028138
>Super-Mario:The Film
nope
hint:came out in 98

>>737028138
>Swordswoman kills asian niggers and kills the father in law in the Volume 2
Kill Bill?

In the end: Everyone else.

>>737027933
Never ending story

Main song is on Clockwork Orange

>>737028542
Singing in the Rain

>>737028429
Yes

>>737028443
2012

>Baseball
>Doggo

>>737028605
Yes

>>737028443
I can't find the name but I know what it is. It said EE at the bottom of the paper full of dates

>>737028628
sandlot

>>737025958
>Tom hanks
>D-Day

>It's People

One person started to believe in aliens - aliens appeared
started to believe in time traveller - time traveller appeared.
In the end they got it a time-loop

Milos doesn't understand new art.

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>>737028695
Yes

>>737028709
Saving Ryan's Privates

Horible tim findin los' son xd
>Be fish

Creepy midget wanna steal bling-bling. Owner: BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

>>737028712
>got it
got stuck in
(fix)

BOOM
"gimme ur clothes n shit lol"
BANG BANG
See ya space cowboy

>>737028443
>>737028663
Found it. "Knowing" (2009)

>>737028613
2012 wasn't in my mind. No survivers in the movie?

>>737028858
Yes! :-)

>movie never actually got made
>it's about an inuit

>>737025958
2 homies go looking for food. Stuff happens to them.

>>737028712
Interstellar

>>737028843
Some western movie

Three west nigger

Italians shoot each other until cops catch them

>>737029021
No, it is anime.

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>>737027767
>>737028138
The movie was "Antz"

>>737029009
Harold & kumar

>>737029009
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

>>737028344
It is anime, right?

>>737029059
Nope

>>737029155
>>737029140
Yep.

Woman leaves her husband, becomes a whore, doesn't go well, dies.

Dude kills for a vampire. Dies, replaced by a little boy.

>>737029404
Let the right one in.

>>737029172
y

>>737029380
Their Eyes Were Watching God

>>737029454
Yes. And Let me in, too.

whose eyes are those eyes?

>>737029689
No.

A guy got fingered

>>737029857
Boku no pico?

Two guys run around New York because someone else tells them to.
There's also explosions n shit

>>737028344
Desu noto?

>>737029944
Nope, not animated

>>737029963
Die Hard: With Vengeance.

>>737030059
Chicken dinner

>>737029994
Y

Can I describe anime here?
Or I should go to /a/?

>>737028728
Serbian film

All right, get ready for hard one.

>In USSR
>Student invents time machine
>Time machine can work as a wall-hack
>Thief stoles stuff from the jews flat via wall-hack
>Jew reports to police, that stuff was stolen... And he says to them more stuff, than were stolen
>Suddenly student increases distance in time, thief falls into past, but the tsar (king) gets in our time
>...

>>737028712
The Melancholy of Somebody Somebody?

T-rex kills stegosaur, rest of it's not a dinosaur movie

And another USSR movie

>Student have to pass an exam
>Student creates radio-transmitter
>Hides the microphone in a flower
>Hides the headphone in an on-ear bandage
>He pretends, that his ear is slighly feeling bad, that is why he wears bandage
>Teacher spots it and starts an RF-jammer

>>737030723
The one you didn't know if it was translated into English or not

>>737030780
Yes.

Hung up in an icy cave like meat

extra boob

black grandma's got a gun, going to fuck you up

Chronoman ruins best friends, girlfriends and own life, then continues to kill himself at birth.

>>737030952
It was translated, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3xVdxDWFWU&index=1&list=PLbsHWFYMrvhMmYq7yOuvvOncQte9Ow6Cf

>>737028711
soylent green

dindu wars; niggers in space

>>737030904
Hint: Music is headache inducing

First Lady. RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! Fuck, missed.

With some CRT and magic you can send messages in past... OH SHI_

>>737031233
Win

>>737025958

There was one guy and a girl, but they didn't know each other.

>>737031394
Fuck, I remember it.Where man jerks off on a women in street...

>>737031447
My life? It is not a movie, it is IRL

In a room. In a suitcase. In a suit. Dumplings.

>>737031567

LOL

>>737031172
Back to the Future?

9000 push-ups per day, 9000 km per day running... Becomes superstrong... But bald

>>737031172
Project Almanac

>>737031971
One Punch Man

>>737031660
Negative

>>737032033
yup

>>737031660
Newer. Mid 2000s

>>737032100
think it was more like 100 pushups, tho

>>737031172
Butterfly Effect

>>737032160
9000 is close enough

>>737031128
Total Recall?

go the Moon
long trip
turn into a baby

>>737031128
Pluto Nash?

Two sister were fighting each other, without knowing they were sisters. After some researches they decided to kill their mom. Mom commits a suicide in space

>>737032420
Kill La Kill

>>737032269
yah

>>737032364
2001: A Space Odyssey

>>737032540
hal approves

>>737032173
God your good. I owe you a blowjob

Two teenagers were committed multiple
acts of terrorism, with ZERO deaths.

Cavemen, futuristic people, and slave owner people. All connected by a song and are the same actors

>>737031521
With a little help from the fucking awesome, remote-controlled mother of all guns.

>>737032494
Yes

>>737032609
Cloud Atlas niigggaaaa

Everyone dies except two kids
I mean everyone

A psychopath is enlisted by the British government to take down the real world equivalent of Brainiac.

>>737032726
knowing

>>737032746
spectre

>>737031233
Deep space 9?

>>737029380
2 hard 4 u?

geek outsider girl I like turns out to be tentacle porn mommy

>>737029816
I origins ?

>>737032667
Bingo and off by one

inflatable pilot

>>737028728
Fucking kek'd. Love this film.

songs about butchery

>>737028807
... leprechaun?

>>737028843
Terminator 2

middle age chinks kick ass
gangstas in 1930s cars

>>737033219
clockwork orange?

>>737033144
airplane

>>737025958
Family of three lose their mum, meet up with a country band and request their help. Visit an old friend and some of his female business partners. They drive off listening to Free Bird.

Good luck.

>>737032779
Correct

>>737033521
yep

>>737031386
Fantasia.

Bunch of nazi gold to steal, recruits crazy tank guy and his buddys, convince lazy ass military to help, barter with german tank, ballin ass rich niggas get gold

>>737033469
don't think singing in the rain or ludwig van normally involves murder

>>737033688
Got the reference to Stravinsky!

Like a girl, so sell viewing rights to her panties

>>737033811
It was the dinosaur bit that got me, followed the link to see if it was a correct answer and that just confirmed

>>737033718
Kelly's Heros
Great war movie

>>737030949
Шypик???

>>737031574
Old Boy

>>737033954
you are correct sir

plastics

>>737026034
The Ringer

>>737034005
Hy дa.

two medieval warlords are fighting each other
reluctant stranger unites them to fight against evil

I'm a pirate looking for my childhood love and had to fight some freaks on the way

>>737034251
black pearl?

>>737034299
nope

"Come on. Say, 'Who would eat some perv's banana?' but if you could add an 'Ahh, but is is so ...' after that, it would be extra delicious."

>>737034251
easy. first pirates of the caribbean movie

School outing gets a little out of hand, but the teacher does a lovely painting.

I just moved. new school. rules about what colors we wear on certain days.

>LA traffic sucks
>oh your pills drowned, what a shame
>my watergun sucks too

>I'm in the movie!
>He has a fake eye

long journey just to find a glowing squid

>>737034422
ITS NOT ONE OF THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIES! Here is an extra hint
the priate starts off as a stable boy

>>737034599
princess bride

>>737034649
thank you, you are correct

"Well, Mayushii has a hard time remembering Faris, so I call her Feris-chan instead!"

science experiment goes horribly wrong
really needed a clean room

A guy travels through time to tell another one wear a bulletproof vest

kid watches too much tv
nothing's on

>>737034887
We have to go back!

>>737034887
On the tip of my damn tongue, dammit

>>737034887
back to the future

>>737035012
the doc, that's what i was trying to remember

>>737034943
hint tree comes alive

>>737035063
Doc brown? Christopher lloyd

>>737035103
>>737034943
I got nothin
I prolly know it but its not coming to me

>>737034956
>>737035012
>>737035063
Nice one gents
Stepping up

Silent guy got stabbed trying to save hot neighbours exconvict husband

Mexican guy shows off his chest
That's the entire purpose of his shirt
It's fucking man-cleavage
And someone screams his name

>>737035318
poltergeist

>>737034720
>>737034379
Steins gate, right?

>>737035439
MOtHER FUCKER! I knew i knew it

>>737035354
Drive

>truck driver kills meatloaf twice

>>737035397
I got nothin

>>737035546
Well played

A 'cripple' plays 4 guys and cops like a fiddle

>>737035970
in space

>Mo one ever sees you coming, do they Bob?

"i 'd buy that for a dollar"

>>737036101
No one*

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food food scoot scoot

>>737036107
cyborg law enforcement in detroit

>>737036039
usual suspects

>>737036295
robocop 3, googled it sorry that was cheating -5 pts from me

>Waves stick
>Lol no parents

the stripper doesn't strip
the hobbit's a killer
the lighting's all funky

Guy gets buttfucked everyday and there's nothing he could do about it.

Man travels by boat up a river to murder an overweight crazy bald dude.

Some fag with wife and kid went to hotel and thing fucked up 'couse fag is imbecil

>>737036435
Sin city?

>>737036480
Apocalypse Now.

>>737036484
the shinning

>>737034486
too hard?

>>737036440
My life

>>737029857
Fredrick feigns molestation

>>737036544
Nope.

>>737035397
El mariachi/desperado

>>737032726
Snowpiercer?

>>737035103
A monster calls

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>>737036506
yep

>>737036349
Well ' kinda gave it up but still

A puppet becomes too smart, notices he gon die, redpills main guy about life

guys sell guns

>>737036668
Lord of war or that thing with nic cage

>>737036647
Chappie.

>>737036590
I was going for Montalban not Banderas, but why not.

KHAAAAAAN

>>737032726
That "Knowing" movie with Cage? But there were other ships m8

Ikea addict punches self

boy faps, world ends

>>737036863
Fight Club

Human beinf goes Up >>737035978

It taste like salty milk

cum hair gel

>>737025958
newfags made it

>>737030723
A HAM BCE PABHO
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A HAM BCE PABHO
@
HE БOИMCЯ MЫ
@
BOЛКA И COBУ

>>737036919
Deep throat

>>737036527
Good job anon, it's my favorite movie.

I was going to use: "A group of friends take a river boat trip into the jungle to meet a crazy American," but I thought it'd be too hard.

2 niggers din du muffin, go to prison, escape.

>>737036962
No

>>737036763
Sadly nop

>smart guy falls for vanity
>twice

Autistic stunt driver with a side job

>>737036668
that's too hard. Lemme correct that.

guys sell guns.
one fucks with wrong guy
business is kill

>>737037057
interstellar

can't dodge a wrench
gf's a lesbian, that's hot

>>737034475
Mean Girls

>>737032726
End of Eva. Beat me to it,

>>737034486
Falling Down.

>>737031042
Trek Wars: Return of the Khan?

i got deez cheezbergers mayne

every other sentence starts with like
clothing is everything
daddy's rich

>>737034556
The Last Action Hero.

>>737037247
Not that franchise...

>>737034797
The Fly.

>>737037349
bingo

>>737037307
Star Battle: Khan Clones?

>>737037379
more imperial

first guy dying is a nigger

>>737037426
every horror movie ever made

>young lesbian doesn't allow the audience to say the opposite of "always"

>>737036435
Sin City.

He kills almost everyone. Again.

Stuff happens and people die.

>>737037275
Boom. Was thinking no one would get it.

>>737037426
topkek

2 friends are travelling through the country to find a treasure, which needs to be retrieved - to the GOD

>>737036480
Paperboy.
Love the movie.

>>737036919
That vid with the grown man and the underage girl

>>737037502
madagaskar

>>737037507
Dogma?

>>737034017
Also I fucking know this was

>>737037123
Dodgeball

>>737037426
get out>>737037453

>>737037507
Blue Brothers.

>>737025958
some guy who is a tree runs fast

>fake cop
>fake drug dealer
>vise versa

>>737037266
Clueless

>>737037634
Guardians of the Galaxy.

>ordinary life of ordinary people, ends with a sexy stud
>who knew dealers are such generous people

>>737037026
>>737036647
Still open

>>737037524
Ding ding ding winrar

>>737037123
Dodgeball.

>>737037574
>>737037633
naah, no

the hot chick stands on a wetsuit
the nigger's a chef...
...and DOESN'T die at the end

>>737037749
got it!

>>737037674
Jane Austen would be proud
> like proud

People shit in suits to survive in a desert.

>>737037123
Dodgebal- oh just fucking stop playing this game. You can't quote in it. Fuck you, summery cancer faggot.

>>737037611
yes

Two guys ask for eggs,
shit goes down,
rewind.

>>737037913
Dune?

>>737037959

Cool Hand Luke

>>737038052
Yep.

>>737037265
The Longest Yard remake

Muscle woman and invisible man in the desert.

Girl next door dies. Robot can pick locks.

>>737037240
you got it

>live on a boat
>some people smoke and live on an oil tanker
>paper is expensive

>>737038071
no, not even close :)

Russian guy visits America to meet a porn star

>>737038261
Waterworld.

>Android can print a spider using a pencil.

>>737038217
Dang I forgot the name of that movie. Some old guy with alheizmers trained his robot to pick locks.

>>737038261
Waterworld

drunk nigger crashes plane

>>737038383
There are no old guys who train robots in the movie.

>>737038397
Flight.

>>737038397
Flight.

>>737038292
Borat?

>>737025958
Dysfunctional family of superheroes and a black guy save the world from a Stan

>White chick is the most dangerous bitch you ever knew.
>Cotton is your friend.

>>737038583
The Incredibles.

Ain't no easy grab

>>737038635
bingo

This one is for pros only:
> is murderer
> fakes schizophrenia
> doesn't get sent to jail.

>>737038307
>>737038387
yeah that was too easy

My teacher is just looking for a new talent, it ain't his fault he has to fuck people up to do it.

> Guy has cancer and separates himself from friends b/c of how he looks