I want to touch my gf's boobs but she is kinda shy.How would

GRAB EM

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assert dominance

>>737022381
You haven't touched her boobs yet? Why do you call her gf?

>>737022381
Kill her

>>737022381

>calls her his gf
>hasn't touched her tits

I don't know where to start. I'm in my mid 30s now, I gave up the "relationship before sex" bullshit in college.

>>737022381
grab her ass instead
ass>tits

>>737022381
Youre the only boob in the relationship.

>>737022381
Real advice here, stand behind her when you get the chance and kiss her neck, if she swoons a little bit, put your hands on her hips. If she lets you do that, keep kissing her neck slowly while sliding your hands up her body until you reach your goal.

>girls love having their boobs played with

>>737022692
you know we are kissing,hugging all that but i never directy just grab em.But man trust me she got 2 big one

>>737023402
what fucken age are you bro

>>737022823
then chop off her head and fuck her throat right?

>>737023402
13 year old spotted

>>737023178
well i got that ;) thx for the tip doh.Man its so damn fine

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Like this

just tickle her, very easy

>>737023506
okay im not gonna lie.Im a fucking beta.

>>737023454
khm OP is a beta

>>737023653
gonna try thx

>>737022611
and then just grab em' by the pussy

>>737023578
yep.She actually got a similar dress

why not just ask to fuck? You can touch her titties in there somewhere. Is she a virgin?

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>>737022381
HONK

>>737023959
yep.For all i know she is a virgin.But im a fucking beta and she is shy too.Soo just asking for fucking isn't gonna work out

>>737024097
pff XD

>>737024114
what age are you actually? Can you not talk to her at all about fucking?

o all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

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>>737023578
dude wtf are you doing?

https://youtu.be/lEh1EgGAlrQ
Which is better

https://youtu.be/7FSVSIE3DkY

>>737024370
why are you asking here?

Georg Fischer

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>>737024244
what is it with /b/ lately and unironic ecks dees
we know it's summer, you need a time-out

>>737024252
im not gonna state my age because in todays world even 12 year olds are starting to get perverted.I can talk about sex,i can talk about anything so no limits here.Just the phisical action is the problem.I can talk i can make out.But fuck i get so much adrenalin when im about to ask that i just freeze like a fucktard.Im hoping that another Ex-beta can help out a beta

just fuck her

>>737024581
>phisical
okay I can tell you're young. Yeah I used to shit myself too before it happened, just have a few beers if possible

>>737024532
Well its the end of autism...JUST KIDDING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just for the original /b/

>>737024581
>You must be 18 or older to post here.

>>737024725
jesus christ my grammar is bad.Welp thanks for the tip.Probably when im in germany after im drunk just gonna text her something along teh lines to send nudes and can i touch your boobs.If she says no.Well im gonna know when im clear.

>>737024979
yeah no shit.I am older than 18 dont worry about it.I just have some issues with sexual intercourse

>>737024370
i was alway a 2pac fan sooo i have to go with The rose Mixtape

>>737024448
probably to know my age.Man i miss 2pac

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>>737025294
If you're in germany just get a hooker in the red light district and fuck her. You will lose your beta fears(legit)
>>737025746
wat

>>737024475
yeah they are fucked.Well its pretty ironical to this thread

^_^

>>737025824
nahh.Im happy i have a girlfriend.Ya know its like you fuck a stranger and then take the feeling of cheating with you to home.I dont want to ruin the feeling of trust.About the 2pac thing.Well 2pac is rap music of a different generation so if you know him,his music you have a pretty high chance that you lived in that generation

>>737026156
I'm 26 bro, I'm just surprised you are still scared to touch titties at that age

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>>737022381
Firmly grasp them!

take your dick out in front of her and post reaction

>>737025420
Then why do you have a problem with specifying your age? It actually is relevant.

Important information:
>Your age
>Her age
>How long your relationship has been
> How many relationships you have been in
>How many relationships she has been in

Without any information: The best I can tell you is try alcohol and poker, change it to a game of strip poker later. That or just go for a boob grab while making out.

If you're a young couple, with the shyness maybe it's best to take it slow. I think older and more experienced people can just go for it or even talk it out.

It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. I'd just go for it, and if she isn't okay with that, stop and apologize. But if you're really worried about her shyness then you could just ask first and be prepared to be shot down for a while. I believe it's more of a in the moment sort of thing, not something that you should premeditate. Well, premeditate the moment, but not the actual thing. Set the right mood, go for it when the mood is right.

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>>737022823
sure is fucking summer in here

>>737025746
>Doesn't want to reveal his age.
>Answers a question that he knows will reveal his age.

>>737024370
This sort of question wouldn't have worked on me as it's not a genre I enjoy at all. Based on that information alone I would be interested in guesses on my age, race, & sterotype.

>>737026437
He's an early teen.

he is gay

>>737026809
Liking 2pac seems more like mid-20s.

>>737026437
ohh now this is the answer that i was waiting for.Yes we are a young couple.I wass planning on taking her out to the woods at night.Fire,alcohol and good cigar.Hugging kissing etc.Gonna try it when im drunk.Thanks for the 101.Seriously dude.You just saved a beta brother!

>>737027215
forget the cigar, might turn her off and is pretty autistic

>>737026498
excuse me nigger I'll have you know I've been here since 500 BC

>>737027210
pretty close guess

>>737027281
yeah.Good idea.Cigars are for the taste and the smell of it sticks to you.like hell there wouldn be any kissing that night.Again thx

>>737026965
yeah.Now answer my question are traps gay?Cause m8 if i open yo bitch ass laptop i probably gonna see 3 lads fucking each other in the ass

>>737026216
not scared just.Okay im shitting myself XD man i was always a loner before this.I realy dont know what she has seen in me.And she was a loner too soo probably this was the base of all of this

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It's kik
>kek

>>737027215
I don't how you are when drunk. Personally, I prefer being buzzed to drunk. Relaxed enough, but still aware. But that's just me.

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>>737027281
420 blaze eet

>>737027889
I don't get it.

>>737027958
OP is this you posting this garbage to keep the thread alive?

>>737027891
same brah.When im drunk i turn relaxmode on.Im kinda like the 60's italian gangsters.I love good whiskey and cigar and good suits.I realy dont know why.Previous life experience i guess XD

>>737027210
Man, with all the mumble rap, tupac is god for some teens

>>737028037
nah m8.Its just a random guy posting spongebob memes.But i agree that you should smoke weed every day

>>737028207
have to agree.Today rap is made up of screaming (xxxsuckmytentaclein) and something that i call the alien screeching (future/past)

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>also companyname

>>737027889
topkek

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>TFW coincide makes this a spongebob thread now

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>>737026255
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>>737028407
Too much underground rap (bass boosted tracks) and lil yachty yhinking he's the best, though i have to say xxxtentacion has talent, listen to actual rapping not the bass boosted shit

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>>737023402
>she got 2 big one
where wer u when op not tough tit

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#drawthread

>>737028899
yep too much underground shit.Altrough im not into this genre i still have respect for all the talented pepole who made actual music.Ya know im actually a metalhead :D

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>>737029127
please draw a girl with big boobs,big ass black and pony tail

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>>737026437
^ this, first time squeezing a boob for me was on a dare. Once I had my first gf I did the ol' watch a movie, put your arm around her, and slowly creep your hand into her shirt. Funny how that shit works when you're like 16.

>>737029164
Np u being a metalhead, I listen to what i like (except punk, emo, heavy, thrash metal). And i appreciate the people who actually enjoy music, not just being a superficial thing

>>737029316
pf haha gonna try m8 :D

>>737029547
And a LaVey too..its just normal for us XD we dont give an opinion to anything unless its asked :D +bonus i cant disturb others life if it does not disturb me

>>737029547
ehm try demonhunter driving nails man its the best

>>737029739
Heh, then I have actually met a metalhead not a 9gag metalfag

>>737029739
If u are not an extremist i also dont care of your religion

>>737029862
ehm my fellow metalheads would be proud XD do you have a facebook brah?This board is dying anyway

>>737023392
this man knows

When I was younger I used to wonder like
If I was singing songs just to sing the songs
Or if was singing 'cause that's what the bitches wanted
I couldn't play guitar like Van Halen
Had no secret chords like Saint David
But you still came around, ate your lunch with me
Used to park your car to try the bus with me

>>737029969
FINALLY SOMEONE :DDD well trust me m8 we dont give a shit about anyones opinion religion.We are the kind (or not) atheist guys who just love to live life at the fullest (btw we cant make sacrifices)

>>737023392
OHH i was sooo close XD got everything right until her hips part after that i stopped kissed her neck a few more times then we just stare into the night sky so close

>>737030121
nice :DD

>>737030017
Sure i have man, but i must say im beta in life still :(

>>737030102
thanks for pinting it out.I cant belive i oassed this comment.Well i had the opportunity but i stopped pff #thebetainsideus

>>737030121
oh btw Frank Ocean songs for women.Good touch

>>737030412
where do you come from? english is your second language right?

>>737030632
im from hungary m8.And that english is my second laungage must have been pretty obvious beause of my bad grammar :P

>>737030743
that makes sense

how long have you been boyfriend and girlfriend with this girl?

>>737031343
1 year now :D we were both loners before this so yeah we have no past experience XD i have to be carefull because i dont want to lose her now that i have somebody

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Smoke it

>>737031343
before her i just lived because...well i dont know probably only for enjoyment.Now i want to give her enjoyment.We LaVey are pretty fucking weird and full of feelings.Well i would be if i would have feelings but that does not matter now

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>>737031711
let me share with you a secret about women my Hungarian amigo

the vast majority of women fantasize about being dominated. they love to be spanked, forced into bed, tied up, generally treated like a bitch. the idea of a man wanting them so much that they can't help but grab them and fuck them turns them on. google "percentage of women who orgasm during rape" vs "percentage of women who orgasm during sex". even though women hate being raped their body still responds to the domination.

kiss your girlfriend passionately and grab her tits, don't even think twice. if she doesn't like it them apologise, but i have a pretty good a feeling she will like it. tell her you've wanted her for a long time and can't hold it in, or something like that

you'll get laid that night if you can pretend that you're a dominant male for 20 minutes. it's all in the mind.

>>737032114
btw, the figures for women who cum during rape is about 85% vs 25% of women in consensual sex. evolution is on your side OP

>>737032114
Well im 50% good now XD im always passionate about making out i dont know i just have this instinct.Like i grab her by her shirt,neck grab her by her waist all that.But nothing too sexual for that matter.Well i dry humped a few things (pff why not share it on 4chan no one is going to remember or know me) and..Well lets just say im better than some hardcore guys.25 minutes straight full speed so im not going to have a problem with this.But i have a feeling to wait for that boob grab.I mean sometimes she grabs my arm and just ,,halfhugs" me i guess if thats even a word squeezing her tits hard enough that i get a boner XD i dont knwo man my gut tells me not to grab it :P

just do it over clothes while kissing . wrap you arms around her first or something then slide up. work your way or just be awkward and ask

>>737032228
thx for that evolution thing XDDDDDDDDDDDD true but still fucking weird XDD

>>737032863
well.I went for a cigar outside sha came with me.She just lied on the ,,fences" of the balcony so before i lit my cigar i wrapped my arms !around! her boobs and just started kissing her on the neck she really enjoyed it for that 5 minutes that it lasted.I enjoyed her that night so much.So full of life and feelings.Just like how i was a few years ago

>>737032863
if she says no. stop , and move on.

>>737033124
yep just how i do it :D without the grab but still XD

>>737033086
just repeat this. but put a little squeeze into it. then next time. down or up the shirt. wait a cigar?? tell me youre not over 18

>>737023112
I'm 21 and I don't think I've ever been with a girl who wanted a relationship and then sex haha

>>737033269
maybe if she says no act a little more distant. like pull away and just be less sexual. dont say anything just make her wonder. "hmm maybe he doesnt like it if im prude" . alil manipulation never hurt

>>737033285
hmm.I hope im going to get another chance like this.And what is wrong with cigars ?! XD they are 1 of the 2 methods of healthy (kinda) smoking we smoke them for the taste not for the nikotin :D and btw i cant tell you if im under or not XD

>>737033453
in the more awkward realms of people this definitely doesn't happen. its a slow build up because of insecurities.

>>737033285
you just have to know im old enough to get alcohol in germany legally

>>737033461
hmm nice :D

>>737033577
nothing. it just makes me think youre over 18. which would be slightly embarrassing at this level of relationship. but honeslty if you build this relationship it will be stronger than normie ones. put weed in the cigar. thatll make her take her top off for you. weed is an aphrodisiac

>>737033453
well then i know i have a little bit of startup from this :D

>>737033663
oh youre german......that makes MUCH more sense. yall are awkward as a mother fucker. your language cannot be smooth or sexy and it doesnt leave room for insinuation and innuendo.

>>737033752
m8 i smoke weed every day(night) she is not smoking so maybe if she smells the smoke?XD nah i dont want to drug her :P all just naturally,and slowly like teh betas taht we are

>>737033888
nope.Not even close.Im hungarian and i told you that i can legally buy alcohol in germany was because you can buy alcohol in germany after you are 16 so yeah im 16 or older than 16

>>737033993
Weed is great for enhancing an already good sex life, but don't listen to that Anon. You want to enjoy and remember your experiences with her, especially if it's your or her first time.

Smoke weed the second time and be surprised how long you last.

>>737033993
or just a life of no sex forever. maybe she goes through stages of sexuality but maybe shes actually a sexless amphibian from titan. she lives of the methane pools. fart into her mouth to give her sexual nutrients

>>737034179
what the fuck is this answer ?XDDDDDDDD ayy thats just like the original /b/ XDDDDD

>>737034155
youre right honestly.

>>737034155
i only smoke weed for sleeping and making art.It helps with both :D sativa for night indico for day

>>737034307
dang nice. i need to smoke to paint as well

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>>737034155
and i dont have to smoke too much weed before i go high aat night.I have a very trippy room at night.the walls are white at day and even the floor is white but when its nighttime.I made a lot of leds.Its the dream of all vaporwave faggots and stoners like seriously you just look ap and go ,,whoa"

>>737034407
i kek't

>>737034431
That sounds pretty cool actually. Pics?

grab her and bend her over the couch, rip her panties down and slam it in her. after a couple of days of that, she'll let you touch her boobs.

you gotta work your way up to it.

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>>737034471
im not at home now :( so yeah no weed and no neon.Just picture a fully white room and searc up on youtube diy neon lights (or ya know learn at a mechatronic highschool :D electronics was the most EZ thing for me 10/10 would make leds great again

>>737034656
oh yes grab her by the puss puss

>>737024313
underrated

>>737034803
kids the only way to succeed is if you chip away at the sould and hope that time you are here you aint singin no more

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