India thread?

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Sure, fuck india. Pic related is a "sewer diver", he dives into New Delhis open sewers (completely unprotected) to unclog them.

>>737004184

Puddi's typing even has a speech impediment.

>>737004827
Not even funny. It's like kids laughing and pointing out a drawing that accidentally looks like a dick.

>>737005009
You must be new here.

>>737005077
Fuck off nigger. There are tons of funny prints about indians being mocked at /pol/ and that's not one of them. When you post the alien with the astronaut helmet being shit on I will laught. Kids laughing for bullshit is not funny.

>hurr durr newfag i old fags

>>737005313
or /int/ for the matter.

>>737005313
>Hurr durr
Fuck off newfag, laughing at dumb shit is like 90% of this board.

It's like people from india don't understand te world and how it works. They are so fucking weird.

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desi gnated

>>737005443
No it's not. Traps, gay shit, rekt, loli and fetishes are. Laughing at dumb shit is only part of your retard and autist life.

>someone disagress?
>newfag

N I G G E R
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>>737005009
>>737005313
>triggered indian
>will deny it for sure

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>>737005009
And yet its still getting bites

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>>737004184
This needs to be on a fucking t-shirt, lmao.

>>737005887
Triggered poo-poo.

Full of a billion Fascists. Total rapist shithole

if that amount of population was concentrated in europe, I bet we would also be shitting on the streets.

for example: USA is more than 3 times the size of india but india has 4 times the population of USA.

Europe is also more than 3 times the size of India but has twice the population.

China has same population but is more than 3 times the size of india.

Also India is not rich compared to china and usa.

USA had gpd of 17.95 Billion in 2015
China had gdp of 10.87 Billion in 2015
India had gdp of 2.07 billion in 2015

>>737007847
>Indians are too stupid to leave areas so densely populated that everything is covered in shit

Yeah, that helps their case

>>737008083

how do you mean they are stupid? the country is full, there is nowhere to go in india. only way out is to emigrate.

everybody needs to watch this video to learn how bad india is with defecation.

shit on the beaches
shit in the streets
shit in the drinking water
shit on the train tracks
shit everywhere

/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

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Unicef had to create a campaign and music video to persuade indians to shit in the toilet.


India tackles public defecation
watch?v=NNZA86wXDig

Poo in the loo.
watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>737008307
So then emigrate...

>>737004184
Kuch kuch hota hai....

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HECK YEAHH...WE ARE PAJEET, THE MASTER RACE.

Untainted by the fucked up philosophies of the west, like FEMINISM and CUCKOLDRY.

Our women are our bitched, in and out of bed. They know their place. They drink our cum without complaint.

WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

WE LITERALLY POO IN THE STREET.

People talk like America is the most free nation?

Pffft..you guys can't even hit your own damn children. What kind of a free country is it where you can't even POO out in the OPEN? WE DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT HERE compared to the beta shit you are allowed to do in your HUMAN FARMING country, where people are bred and indoctrinated into horse shit ideologies...looking at you you leftist fucks in the US and in EU.

DESI MASTER RACE BITCHES...

Bow to the superior RACE...where the WOMEN ARE OUR BITCHES and the whole EARTH is our POO POO PLACE..

1350 million people POO POO ing everywhere, we will soon take over the world with POOOO...

BHARAT MATA KI JAI! BHOSADIKE, PURA DUNIYA HUMARA SHOUCHAALAY, SUUNG LE HUMARA AAZAADI KO..

PS: Oh yeah, I'm sure the horse that laid down this beauty in Manhattan had an INDIAN MASTER...we POO wherever the fuck we want bitches! BOW TO OUR PEE POO POWER!

>>737009278
wow, gay

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>>737009278
this is why

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>>737009278
and this

>>737009278
go suck a lemon faggot

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>>737009278

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>>737009278
this indian chick knows her place

>>737004627
Is that the witch from banjo and kazooie?

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>>737009856
DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I MADE YOU READ AND REPLY TO MY RETARDED POST MOTHER FUCKERs
I came here to fap, but the fact that you dipshits bothered to reply...priceless! Its like watching you guys roll in the SHIT I laid out...LMAO..

HAHAHAHAHAHA

BTW, WERE TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE YOUR LANDS OUR SHITTING GROUNDS YOU FAGS, ROLLING IN OUR SHIT IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO.

KEEP ROLLING IN OUR STEAMING SHIT FUCKBOYS..looool

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magnificent culture. breathtaking scenery.

>>737010724
THE WORLD IS OUR SHITTING GROUND MOTHER FUCKER..lolololololloloolololololololololololol


btw, there's one extra l up there faggot, bet you forgot to read it.

PAAAJEEET MASTER RACE BITCHES!!

>>737010638
just to clarify. your attempt at trolling is very transparent. the pictures are playful and shitty additions to your story.

continue as you were, spewing a pile of shit

>>737004184
What a classic

>>737010916
Doesn't change the fact that I got five idiotic replies to an obviously retarded post. I don't see why the fuck you bothered to reply, when you're so god damn enlightened. I guess you're interesting in rolling in the shit I laid out too..have at it dumbass..

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>>737011313
sure ill have at it.

according to you - it couldnt be the fact that i thought it was funny.
it seems as though you reacted in retaliation.

are you mistaken or just retarded? or even worse... maybe you have brown skin?

>>737007847

That amount of population wouldn't be concentrated in Europe, that's the point.

We don't have a culture that rewards people for having too many children or using family ties to get power/influence to the degree that they do.

Also there are programs to get people toilets and they start just using their bathroom as a closet to store stuff.

>>737008307

Or stop having more than one kid.

>>737011875
I'm having at it dumbass, why the fuck would you actually reply? Even my reply to you was stupid. You're not very smart.

Just let me go on with the shit spewing, don't bother to reply insulting your own IQ...

BTW you from the US?

>>737008401
I would probably have watched it if you posted a complete link. This is 4chan, you are allowed to post links here.

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>>737012278

i'm not concerned about the end game for this conversation. you admitted defeat. and for all i care i do too.

im not from the US.

im from the shithole called Australia

>>737012565
A feces fetish faggot spotted

>>737004366
>sewer diver
fake and gay
they dont have sewer they shit in street

>>737012649
>Reads reply
>"you admitted defeat"

I'M NOT GIVING UP FAGGOT!

Anyways, why is Australia a shithole? I thought it was a chilled out place, I have a cousin and a friend there, they say its pretty okaay.

>>737012732
lel. he is kind of right you know. india seriously lacks sewerage systems. and as stated in the video you are lucky to find one toilet in a dense region

>>737012732
>fake and gay

THAT'S TRUE MOTHERFUCKER, WHO NEEDS THEM SEWERS WHEN THE WORLD IS OUR SHIT HOLE!

>>737012904
you can call it cuckstraya. melbourne is populated with marxist feminist bitches and hipster faggots

>>737008401
As an Indian, this makes me wanna kill myself. But what is the solution? Obviously this is because of the extreme poverty, probably due to the unbearable population, why isn't there population control? Why isn't there more public toilets? Why the fuck are we proud of sending rockets to space when we can't even solve basic necessities? What a ridiculous country...

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>>737013004
>cuckstraya
WHAT THE F..

The god damn cucks are everywhere..We need someone who can change the current landscape of world ideologies. I hope my life allows me to make a dent.

And with regards to feminism, I guess there's no need to take care of that, feminists usually self destruct on their own..

>>737013358

they don't want toilets in the house because they are considered 'unclean'

its not just poverty, this is culture deep

>>737013510
But i got 3 toilets in my house

>>737013572
lucky you.

>>737013572
i got 2

>>737013510

That's just bullshit bro,i's got nothing to do with culture, there's a fuckton of people who live in one room houses, bedroom, kitchen, dining, everything. They just don't have the money to build toilets, the level of poverty is beyond people of the first world can even imagine.

>>737013398
one day your gand kids will ask you, what did you do during the great meme war?

hopefully you will respond with 'shitposting normies'

>>737013358
FAGGOT, grow some balls and do something about it.. instead of complaining here.. why aren't there more public toilets he asks.. what the fuck will he be ever able to do with his pathetic life..

Are Indians like you, you asshole? I guess they must be if its so pathetic.

BUT NOPE, I WILL BECOME THE LEADER OF THE BROWN NATION AND WILL LEAD IT TO THE TOP, JUST WAIT FOR ME FAGGOT, I'LL MAKE ENOUGH TOILETS FOR YOU AND YOUR ANCESTRY!

>>737013703
I don't get it how people can think that having a toilet in their house is unclean
And it's true people do think that
How dumb can a person be to live in such filth
And when you tell people what's going on in the country most of them ignore it

>>737013869
Yea okay, thanks for your thoughts, but i'm trying to have an adult conversation

>>737013791
FAGGOT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

>>737013822
I WILL BECOME THE LEADER OF THE BROWN NATION AND WILL LEAD IT INTO TRUE GREATNESS!

>>737013791
sure you can call me out on bullshit.

but if you want to take on unicef and a bunch of other organisations who state how fucked up india is not just from poverty, then you may need to really convince them why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ3gs1K3rVQ

>>737014039
I MEANT EVERY WORD ASSHOLE.

You want to have an adult conversation it seems, did you even read your own pathetic comment. You inherit one of the largest democracies which has yet to be corrupted by the ideologies of the west.

And you wish to KILL YOUR SELF because of a few shortcomings? Wow nice solution you got there. If you've got the balls, do something about each and everything you said. Work, and make it to the top, and change the shit you don't like. THAT'S WHAT REAL MEN DO...not BITCH about shit like you.

FUN FACT

Did you guys know POOJA is a literal indian girls name?

i shit you not

I have tinder and like 50% of all indian girls are called POOJA

kek

FUN FACT

FUN FACT

FUN FACT

FUN FACT

>>737014713
ITS PAHJEEET MOTHER FUCKER, GET IT STRAIGHT,

ALL HAIL THE BROWN NATION!

>>737014884
pahjeet is the guys name (im not a faggot so I dont see those on tinder)

POOJA is a girls name

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why cant you Indians just stop being so fucking disgusting?

so glad we dont live like mudpeople in the civilized world

>>737014937
>>737014984

POO POO PEE PEE PAAAHJEEET MASTER RACE MOTHER FUCKERS, ROLL IN OUR POO YOU CUNTS>> WEEEEEEE WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WEEEEEE

>>737014884
I literally never met someone whose name is pajeet or sounds similar to it

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welcome to India

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holy Indian dish

>>737015416
BET YOU WOULDN'T RECOGNISE A PAHJEET IF IT HIT YOU ON THE FUCKING FACE, FAGGOT

BTW MY NAME IS PAHJEETRA MODI...PAHJEET MASTER RACE MOFO!! LOLOLOO

>>737014701
That is what I want to do eventually, but I guess I'm not bothered about it as much because it doesn't affect me directly. I'm from one of the states in India where we don' have public defecation.

Bringing such a massive population out of poverty is not at all an easy thing, especially when all we had was looted by the west during colonisation.

>>737016013
You live in Kerala

>>737014141
I'm not denying we don't have other problems, but you can trace almost all the major problems to poverty and poor upbringing.

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>>737015842
IS THAT THE BEST YOU COULD DO YOU CUCKS, MY GRANDMOTHERS FARTS TOOK MORE EFFORT WHEN I SAW HER AT HER FUNERAL...LMAOOOO..
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=people+fart+when+they+die%3F
LINK FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GET IT> CHOO CHOO PAHJEET IS ON THE CHOO CHOO MUTHERFUCKER MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

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>>737016013
one small detail... The British brought the notion of civility with them to India.

once British influence relinquished Indian regions, they often collapsed back into shit.

>>737016165
Yeah I do, and thankfully so, and the reason we're a little better off is because we're not that poor, and we're better educated, mainly due to the huge amount of our people working in rich countries.

>>737016451
ROLL IN MAH POOO POOO

ITS PAHJEET HERE, CHOO CHOO!!

>>737016451
I can't agree to that completely, the Indus valley civilisation was one of the earliest advanced civilisations in the world. We were doing really well till the Portuguese came, they basically took control form us and turned all the men into slave tier cucks.

But things are getting better and it'll only be an upward trend from here on.

>>737016013
>>737016508
Would you look at that, I go through this entire thread, and the only offensive post I could find are the ones you posted.

You live in a state which is better off, because your people choose to work in other countries, and you're proud of that? Its because of ball less cucks like you that our country has gone to shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the GODDAMN MALLU. They are a species who can mainly be found in the gulf, because their cunts can't handle INDIA. They're the biggest beta fags like the jews in the US.

I would prefer to live here and die here unlike your entire race which has no shame, pride or honor. GTFO out of INDIA assole. I'll do something and fix all the crap which is wrong here. But I don't want you fags inhaling the same air as everyone else in my country.

>>737016451
You bet it would be upward, we will make India into something people envy. We are lucky to be born in the largest democracy and all its people and its freedom. We will change things for the better right here instead of bitching about it like that beta fag mallu.

>>737017622
Lol, you're being so childish. Mallus work out of India and bring in capital which we don't have and replenish our economy, it's incredibly good for the country as a whole.

Holding onto to patriotism is noble, but not smart, and I don't think nobility or pride can help us climb from where we are now.

Don't think I'm not proud to be an Indian man, cus I am, but at the same time I'm ashamed as well.

no way indians actually shit in the fucking street lmfao

>>737018256
Half of them do

>>737014713
pajeet here

POOJA means worship in hindi

>>737014937
pahjeet is not real name. never met anyone named pajeet in india

>>737018134
>think I'm no
Mallus make money for themselves, they are as selfish as can be, and are never capable of patriotism like the Jews in any part of the world. They're money grubbers. The only thing they've done for the country is shitting out mallu aunty vids which frankly could never make any rational human in his right mind fap fantasizing to it.

They are ashamed of own homeland, a quality which you exhibit explicitly, and the only reason they keep their families here is because their stinginess exceeds their hatred of the country. Basically its cheaper to keep their families here, so the family is here. Don't kid yourself, mallus never have had any feeling of oneness with our country. The only reason they're here is because its cheaper here. If given the choice, a mallu would prefer being born anywhere else but here.

>>737018852
STFU BITCH ITS PAHJEET HERE MOTHER FUCKERS...

POOO POOO...MOVE THE FUCK OUT>> CHOO CHOO .. ROLL IN MAH POOO..

PAHJEET IS STILL HERE CHECKING IN TO REMIND YOU OF THE MASTER RACE HE DESCENDS FROM, BOW TO HIM BEFORE HE SHITS DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!

>>737019023
That's crazy man! I don't know where you're getting all this from? Me personally, I don't care which part of the world someone's from, everybody is human! Look at how silly this argument is! You're being racist towards your own countrymen! Please grow up.

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In India, rural residents in the country are worshipping newly constructed toilets instead of using them.

https://www.naij.com/587792-unbelievable-indian-villagers-worship-newly-built-toilets.html

>>737018516
Kek

>>737019408
Nah,don't be stupid, that's not worship, it's an inauguration thing, they do it for everything, cars, houses, and now toilets

>>737009278
ohhhpannnnnnnnnnnnnnnchod!!

>>737019579
>cars

>>737019408
Fake news

>>737009278
Another Pahjeet here, PAHJEET you are awesome! You are doing Gods work.
LODE Bharat jaise koi desh nai, yeh chuthad log ko nahi samjhega.

>>737019593
BHEEEN CHODDDD I'M BACK!
PAHJEET IS BAACK FUCK BOYS>>

PAHJEET GONNA TAKE SHIT EVERYWHERE>>

ALL HAIL THE BROWN NATION>>

HUGUNA TUM LOG KE MUH ME BHOSADI WALE>>

CHOO CHOO PAHJEET HERE PPPOOOPPPOOO>>

>>737019388
I was just trying to piss you off faggot for having no balls. Grow some balls and do something about the situation here, don't just go out and earn for your family and die like the typical mallu stereotype.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

>>737019593
HO HO bhenchoddddddd kaisa hai lode?
Sabh theek? Yeh jhatu log ko apne thikane dalna padta hai yaar kabhi kabhi. Chut marike log apne desh ke bare me kya jaante hai, lode kuch bhi bolne aa jaate hai..

waise ek Pahjeet to full on machcha raha hai..mazaa aa gaya yaar padhke

>>737020226
Actually someone with balls would be above upholding stereotypes and discriminating against someone just cus they're from another state.

A real man with balls would be brave enough to accept one's own and one's country's faults, and clearly you've done neither. Grow some balls and start thinking of solutions rather than being idiotically patriotic. Peace :)

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How to beat apple and sony at the same time?

>>737020552
Haha, mallus are so senti...I saw your movie premam, what horrible hair man heroin ko..
Back to topic, you know what /b is buddy? You know what we do to fags who wish to kill them selves?
We make them kill themselves that's what..

Anyways, I would fuck anyone talking shit about our country to outsiders. I'm not stupid to be oblivious to our issues, but I'd never want to kill myself over it. You chose to drop your balls off when someone mentioned India. SO FUCK YOU for being the sell out. The mallu crap was to piss you off. So don't get senti, this isn't movie or something...enjoy the night and troll some cucks like mah boy PAHJEET..

PS: About the problems here, I am aware of them and will be looking at ways to solve them, I think I will be able to fix a lot of them within my lifetime. You will know it when it happens..

Just watch for the initials J.R.

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>>737004366
One thing where Mexicans are more advanced than others.

>>737021298
It's not about being a sell out, I honestly felt like killing myself cus the whole world is making fun of us and it stings deep! Anyways, I will be watching out for initials, I hope you get there bro, goodnight

>>737021916
Oh you better believe I will, I stake my life on it.

PS: You're not a sellout, you're a cunt. Probably in the literal sense, if you really wanted to kys that is.