Hi! Welcome to McDonalds! How may I help you?

I'd like a McNigger please.

>>737002208
I need..... I need a potato. I need it with sauce plz

>>737002280
Sir I am going to ask you to leave not only because of that offensive comment but it is an item not currently on the menu.

>>737002326
what type of sauce would you like sir?

3 junior chickens
3 McDoubles
1 lrg fries plox and thx

>>737002360
An.... any sauce. I need it plz

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McOz pls

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gimme that free shit bitch. i got dat app

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>>737002368
your large fry and other mcdouble and jr chickens are coming up sir!

>>737002208
800 salt packets, thanks

>>737002208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk_eRzO1kcs

>>737002476
alrighty then so would you like to order a free large set of fries or the free mccafe or the mcflurry?

>>737002208
Could i get an application please

>>737002208
I'll take some large fries boneless

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>>737002208
You can help me by killing yourself. You lost your job to robots whore.

>>737002208
>Hi! Welcome to McDonalds! How may I help you?

How much for a blowjob?

>>737002511
sir please with that deep fried meme being born, that is half of all of our requests now. We have became the smash mouth of fast food

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>>737002526
Here you are sir!

>>737002603
Sir I am going to ask you to leave this establishment due to your rude comment.

>>737002597
Who invited the twelve year old?

GIVE ME ALL THE FUCKING MONEY WHORE, NOWWWWWW THIS IS A STICKUP!!!

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>>737002632

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>>737002497

>>737002603
Not doing their work myself.

>>737002799
SECURITY! SIEZE HIM

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>>737002880

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>>737002983

>>737002945

security at mcdonalds? i thought we were being realistic faggot

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>>737002983
alrighty here is your third junior chicken sir. your large fry is coming up shortly

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I'd like four whole fried chickens and a coke.

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>>737003024
Ever since we decided to hire the local pujabi people from the local "farm" we have security!

>>737003102
Way to blow the joke

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>>737003085
alrighty here are your fries have a nice day!

>>737003102
alright security seize him

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You got anymore of those McNuggets withmulan szechuan sauce

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>>737002442
here you are sir!

>>737002799

Please refrain from using any further obscenities. I've warned you, I'll be forced to thrash you.

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>>737002402
alrighty here is your potato and the sauce is coming up

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>>737003476

>>737003392
shit's so good

>>737002208
Can I get uuuuuhhhhhhhh....... boneless cheeseburger??

Yes I would like one large bowl of clown shit, please.

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>>737003322
alright here it is on the down low, don't tell the boss please

>>737003595
sir you are going to exit this establishment right now

>>737003599
sir you have to go to burger king for that

>>737002208
Hi Rachel. Let me have 2 hot n spicies and a large dr pepper

Me: Large cup o water plz
MCd: okay that'll be
Me: oh wait hold on let me get 4 small waters instead.

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>>737003669
alright you large dr pepper is coming up

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>>737003739

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>>737002208
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>737003738
Sir who are you talking to?

They don't call people "sir" at McDonalds.

>>737003790
Sir the clucking bell is only a block away

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can i get uhhhhhh

>>737003858
Who said I couldn't McFucker?

>>737003805
Myself dingus I'm justifying the fact that I can get 4 free water cups instead of a large cup of water which cost neet bux obviously and you wonder why I don't come here often smdhtbqhfam

>>737002622
Thanks for reminding us what op said

>>737003961
well sir you are holding up the line for potential customers.

>>737003891
take your time sir you are in no rush

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>>737002208

Yeah id like a Filet-O-Fish with Extra Meat please (that means an extra fish patty for $1).

Make that two of those (sandwiches)

and do you still have that 20 McNuggets box for $5? No thats a 20 nuggets box not two 10 nuggets boxes.

Im going to need honey for those nuggets. Not the honey mustard, they've got honey packets somewhere.

1 McPussy with pooper plz.

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>>737004068
Alrighty sir we are sorry to say we stopped carrying 20 McNugget box. However here is your filet-O-Fish with extra meat! the second one is coming up shortly

Large #1.

Do you take chip?

>>737004137
Sir please leave.

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>>737004068
Fuck I haven't had nuggies with just honey in ages anon. Nearly forgot about that.

Thats rude McLady

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>>737004232
Alright here is your number 1, we only accept cash or credit cards here!

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>>737004221

>>737004380
... Yeah, you know, the chips every credit card comes with nowadays?

Hello, can I get the smallest coke you have? not the ''small'' one but the SMALLEST!

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>>737004412
Oh wait. Im so sorry our manager started doing the 20 piece mcnuggets again! Here you are!

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do you guys take EBT? i just want a medium fry and a hamburger.

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>>737004549
Alright sir here you are!

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>>737004603
Yes we do take food stamps here is your meal!

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>>737004603
*standing behind this guy*

Ew. Um, ma'am? Can I, like, go first? I don't want to be behind this guy. Don't worry, I have CASH. That I EARNED.

>>737004778
Yes mada'm what would you like?

>>737004853
*shifts around the guy without touching him*

Um, yeah. I want a cheeseburger. No cheese.

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>>737004920

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>>737004763
>paid for medium fries with foodstamps
>get small fries

>>737004513
No sir this is america

>>737004763
>>737005048


lies, no they dont
> inb4 its hot food

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>>737005048
sir we had to reduce our fry sizes thanks to the numerous health organizations attacking us. Here's a free cookie as an apology. And the next time you come here your meal is free

>>737005201
Who ordered a cow?

>>737002208
i would like to bring you behind the grease trap and fuck your brains out

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>>737005184

>>737004017
Manager plz can i talk to your manager I have good money's in the simple fact that you choose to b a raciss and ot let me be in this service line shows how shitte your serface really is butt whatevers I'm going to burber kang order me a 100 piece nugget then what witey

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>>737005417
Welcome to Burger King, May I take your order?

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>>737002208
Tits or GTFO

>>737002583
yes give all those now

>>737005417
Manager here. We don't need your money you McFuck.

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>>737005542
Pls explain

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got a call that the mcflurry machine broke again

im here to fix that joint asap

You can buy weed at my local McDonalds drive through.

>>737005775
Ah yes! the mcflurry machine is in the back near the deep fryer

>>737005542
Thank you sweety them folks at that McDonald down the street by that dollar store next to davante barber is RACCissss best believe they is anywho let me get 4 water cups

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>>737005789
weed machine broke

>>737003790
Would you like regular or diet soda?

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>>737005831
>>737005919
yall big mac machine broken too

>>737002208
Say Joy Lane!

>>737002208
a box of 20 chilli cheese bites and a suicide burger

>>737003102
and some dry white toast

>>737005652
AH HELL NAH YALL SEE THIS YALL SEE THIS YOU BEST BACK UP OFF ME GO ON BACK THE FUCK OFF WHITE DEVIL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT DONT NEED MY MONEY HAHA THATS A JOKE SHRIMP DICK WE THE REASON U ARE EVEN HERE AFRIKA IS WHERE ALLS PEOPLES COME FROM CHECK YO PREVLIGE LASHANDA GRAB MY KIDS WE FINNA BOUNCE OUT THIS JOINT

>>737002208
mcfuckyourself

>>737002208
Double Quarter Pounder and a Medium Fry. That's it, to go.

>>737006004
Diet. I'm watching ny wieght

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>>737006254

>>737006442
top kek

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>>737006254
alrighty your medium fry is coming up

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>>737006541

>>737006197
alrighty here is your suicide burger we are working on the chilli cheese bites

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>>737006632
oops sorry!

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>>737006632

My aspee cousin lost one of his MgNugget toys that you guys sold in the 80s and he's been having a complete meltdown for the last two days. I know you guys haven't sold these things like 30 years but could you have a look around the storage rooms or something?

>>737007143
Yeah sure thing what did it look like?

>>737007205
It looked like a little plastic anthropomorphic chicken nugget

Allah-Snakbar! Baang!

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>>737007332
is this it?

>>737007483
i think so! his had some chew marks on the top of the head but fuck, that's as close as we'll get! i don't think he'll notice the difference. i'll take it! and throw in a hot applie pie while you're at it.

>>737002208
I'd like you to put a pickle slice on the burger press.

>>737006632
>>737006724
>>737006880
thank you