Go

>>736995360
put him in slowly

he's so stiff

don't just lay there

You're going to be a good single mother

>>736995360
now that what I call a stiff one.

>>736995463
KEK

>>736995360
well you're a dead fuck.

>>736995360
So you took this right from facebook? faggot.

It's ok to cry, it'll make this easier.

>>736995360
https://twitter.com/90sTechnoQuotes

Your husband would want you to be happy

Take it bitch.

Something smells rotten.

The pain is only temporary

hitler did nothing wrong

Please don't cry.

ok

>>736995648
Lost

>>736995521
/b/ is for normies now

>>736995360
She's dead.

It was only one beer!

Shes so young, she wont remember.

>>736995360
"He sure plays a mean organ"

>>736995605
Kek that's pretty hard-core in both situation

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>>736995463

>>736995360
Don't cum, you're not wearing a condom

>>736995360
it happened so fast

That box is awesome

She got blacked

>>736995360
Can you go deeper?

I wish this whole thing would be over. I can't stand looking at that face, knowing she's faking it.

>>736995901
It's the biggest hole I've ever seen

I'm sorry

This would be so much better if you were alive.

>>736995360
Please officer i didnt know she was only 12.

>>736995360
stop crying

>>736995360
Your daughter is next

>>736995360
Things are looking stiff as a board right here!

She misses her dad so much, I'll never be able to fill that gap he left behind

>>736995360
I wouldn't say that was such a sweet ending.

You're next old lady

>>736995360
He came early and left too soon but he will never be forgotten and always have a special place inside us.

Can't believe my poor Dick is dead.

I wish grandma was still alive

Ok I'm done lets start cleaning up and get out of here before it gets stinky.

Who invited your cousin?

>>736996020
This one RIGHT here.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

cry

I'm so sorry for your loss

Thank you for coming

>>736996188
This

he always ends in a bang

how many can you fit in there?

forever a cold bitch

>>736998063
Her favorite position, laying on her back

>>736995360
my safe word is 'harder'

I smell fish.

Worst 50 ive ever spent.

I honestly didn't wanna cum here

>>736995360
She's got a lovely box

Stop crying, it'll be over soon.

This is boring. I'd rather be home playing video games.

I hope this doesn't take too long

>>736996020
/thread

People pay over $1,000 bucks for this?!

>>736995360
stop crying

>>736995360
Our time together was short, but special.

I wish I hadn't eaten that burrito for lunch.

I DID IT

>>736995360
Sorry, I always cry when this happens

>>736995360
honey, youre a little cold

>>736995360
Please, gather 'round everyone and we'll begin...

It's so much harder, now that you're dead

>>736995360
I'm... I'm all alone now

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"why are they doing that to daddy? He has to go to work tomorrow"

>>736995360
Would you like a tissue?

I'm so glad your sisters came

I'm so sorry, were you close?

You're next, grandma.

Man I hope this is short... The game is coming on soon.

>>736995360
I'm sorry I came

"I can't believe how stiff it is already"

>>736995360
its ok. let it all out.

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>>736999583
my sides

>>736995360
I better finish before the worms get here

It was nice knowing you. Goodbye forever.

>>736995463
pro present. perfect.

I'm rarely this horny

I was expecting more people to come.

>>736999583
Screencap!

Please don't call the cops, I'll go.

>>736999850
looool

>>736995360
She was so young...

Cum in my ass

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>>736996020

>>736995360
It was a beautiful service. Truly it was.

MOM?!

>>736995360
He going deep into the brown

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>>737001422
wow

736995360
oh dad, why did u leave me like this

>>736995360
oh dad, why did u leave me like this...

>>736995360
Let bury this dick and get out of here.

It's not my fault he forgot to wear protection

>>736995360
Ejaculate

>>737001692
It hurts Father John.

Niggers tongue my anus

>>736995360
Damn I love fucking your anus grandma.

>>736996997
Kek underrated

She's touched everyone who came today

Whow, he went deep in!

>>736995360
"there there, let it all out."

>>736995360
"Seriously, this has never happened before!"

Eat out my ASS, daddy

I'm leaving now, love you xD

>>736996020
Oh shit

>all the people ITT being unironically blatant

god dammit i hate the summer

>>736995360
"This hole looks previously used."

My little man is in a better place.

>>737003908
Winter fag

Are we cousins?

>>736995360
jesus, you got (embalming) fluid everywhere!

>>737004185
ok you need to get the fuck off /b/

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>>736995706

Who made you think you were something special, snowflake?

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>>736996053
In close chronological order even... your guess as to the actual order.

"sure as hell hope she doesn't wake up now"

>>736995521
you can't say that at either

>>736999583
kek

>>736996007
underrated

"what do you mean 'this is a funeral'"

>>737004829
kek

>>736995360
"she was so young"

>>736995945
HA

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>>736996146
>both scenarios

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>>736996188

>>736995801
trying too hard

"I'm horny"

>>736995360
OH YEAH BABY YOU ASS IS TIGHT

YEAH SUCK ON MY DICK

OH IM COMING IM COMING

>>736995580
Damn

Hot dog!

>>736996188
Epic

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>>736999480
Too soon!!!

>>736995706
Thats a terrible thing to say both during sex and a funeral. The fuck man

>>736995360
It's what she would've wanted.

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It's ok now, Daddy's her. Dry your tears, Daddy's going to make it all better. You'll see . . .

>>736995360
best sex ive had in years.

>>737006603
Bump

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>>737004829

>>736995463
Topkek

Dad shouldn't have came. It would've been better if it were just us, Mom . . .

Mom, you pick the worst times to be drunk!

I am about to cum

Come on Sis, not in front of the kids!?!

Is this a normal feeling? This is a first for me.

Was a good ride while it lasted. . .

She looks so peaceful . . .

>>736995360
I am going to rape that corpse

communism can only work on a large scale

You say it's hard for everyone, but you're wrong! It's the hardest for me, and you'll never understand!!

At least she cleaned up good

>>736995534
underrated

>>736995360
I'm glad dad came

Come on Dad, not infront of everyone. . .

I promised myself I wouldnt cry

These are cancerous and terrible as if not funny kill yourselves for this bad comedy

>>737010443
Buddy, you go to some weird funerals.

More people here than I thought there'd be

>>737010443
Look, no one asked you to cum. Just leave if it's that bad!

>>736995360
Did i come too early?

>>737010443
Just finish and get out!

>>736995360
sorry

I just wish it didn't end so soon

What stinks in here?

Did I leave the stove on?

I hope it's my turn next.

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We are gathered here today to pay tribute to a beloved daughter.

>>736995360
Why Uncle Sal!? WHY!? WHY!!?!!?!?!

>>736995360
That's the 3rd cousin this week.

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"What's the point in leaving the clothes on?"

>>736995360
That didn't last long. How sad

Cry all you want, I know it's hard to take it all in at once.

Dad, wake up! I know, I know mom is gone forever. It's hard, I know. It's the hardest for me. And I need you now more than ever!!!

Mom, it's ok. I know dad's gone, but I'll do my best. You swear it's this huge hole to fill, well for me. I'll give it everything I got!!!

It's ok sweetie, Mommy's here. Let it all out

>>736995360
I'm sorry.

Daddy, please! Mommy would want it this way!