old thread died, more puffy nipples please

>>736971829
WOOOW! more please!

>>736971829
>>736971936
Great job naming the thread OP

okay so here's what happened once my mom found out about pf living out of my room

>mom comes into my room
>asks me if I'm having puffy nipples over without her knowing
>deny it
>she presses me harder saying foods been missing she knows i didn't eat
>make up excuses
>she claims money from her dresser has been missing
>continue to deny
>she then holds up a rolled up used pad that pf had been wearing

> got up and left my room without saying a word. pf had been working at a Harvey's, so i walked to her work and waited for her to finish her shift to talk to her about my mom finding out

>>736971936
>>736971829
is this the puffy nips hobo bitch herself

>are me
>puffy lady of nipple at house
>mother say no
>I tell are her no
>my penis erect
>penis like tell mother of my no
>mother in the pus wet
>fuck puffy nipple and mother
>twist
>mother had puffy nipple

I were finish for OP of faggot

What city are u from OP?

>>736971936
album?

>>736972286
continue now faster do it

>>736972329
No, pics are not of the puffy nips hobo bitch. I thought OP was calling for a particular type of pic, not regaling us with a story.

>>736971829
>>736971936
>>736972358
This is a greentext story not a request thread, fuck off

next more please what of next

>>736972430
this is fucking fantastic

>>736972559
learn to clarify things you stupid fucking faggot

>>736972286

post more than 8 fucking lines jesus christ.

>>736972823
calm your tits

>>736972921

Oh I am sorry but did you JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER?!

I'm used to seeing cocks on /b/
I'm used to little gay boys assholes.
But if I have to keep staring at these goddamn penis pill ads because OP can't pretype his story I'm gonna fuck off.

>>736973021
Stfu

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>>736972823
I'm not OP, that motherfucker is to blame

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>>736972286
any lurkers?

>tell her about how my mom found her pad in my garbage
>tell her we have to come clean to my mom
>she's scared because she knows and likes my mom and knows that this will likely destroy their relationship
>she agrees reluctantly and we walk back to my house to come clean
>half way home, she comes up with an idea about what we do if she can't continue living in my house
>we consider renting a small basement and moving in together
>consider trying to convince my mom to take her in completely

>we both laugh knowing that would never happen
>get back home and see my mom sitting in the living room watching oprah on tv
>sit down with her and explain how we actually met. tried getting sympathy from mom
>my mom is shocked at the truth and tells her to leave this instant
>i tell my mom if pf is leaving so am i
>she says good leave
>we go upstairs and start packing the essentials
>on our way out i look at my mother and try talking to her one last time
>she tells me she's sent some money to my bank account and to go live elsewhere if im going to be with her
>i thank her and we leave the house

cont

>>736973149
of course we out here lurkin

>>736973149
Cont.

>>736973149
More

>>736973149
Still lurkin

>>736973149
Now i'm invested in this story OP so let's go. Type with all the might your thumbs can you mobile fag

>>736973149
staving off sleep for yr storg

>>736973149
It's still PN faggot.

Makin like a purple lambo and lurkin

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>>736973149
>head to the local gas station strip mall and pick up some booze and cigarettes
>we stop by at the closest motel to spend the night
>she tries telling me not to waste money on one and we could just stay in a coffee shop for the night
>i tell her i refuse to be homeless
>realize what ive just said and apologize but the damage has been done
>never thought she was so sensitive about it but she starts to cry
>i tell her i didn't mean it like that and that I'm sorry
>we make up and stay the night at the motel
>decide to look for cheap apartments in the morning

>>736973448
We making a new sci-fi shooter with an alien race? the Yr Storg
>>736973492
Ain't no mercy

>>736973586
Fucking stop with these gay ass pictures

left the last thread accepting the lack of an end to this story, boredly looked through frickin 1304596 threads, and have returned. 10/10 or bust

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Any fags want some ravioli?

>>736973586
I'm confused about the pics u r posting.

Are u a trap or are you dating one or are pics not related?

>>736973586
what about the money she took from your mom??

>>736973741
Hell yeah!

>>736973741
Fuck all of you I'm keeping my ravioli

>>736973741

does it come with a side of formuoli

>>736973741
yes please.

>>736973149


wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.

you re legally old enough to purchase booze and smokes yet you lived upstairs with your parents where they came to check on you after work? and your mom kicked you out because you had a girl over??

this story is so fake its California tits.

>>736973847
Nevermind, pussi slayer in the house. Take the ravioli

>>736973741
Ravioli ravioli, what's in the pocketoli?

>>736973741
you seroious? yes i do and yes i god damn do want fresh cracked pepper and fresh parmasian what kind of low class joe doesnt want it fresh?

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>>736973586
>The next morning comes, we're both hungover as fuck
>decide to say fuck it to looking for a place today, would rather just smoke cigarettes, fuck and drink more for one more day
>spend all day in this shitty motel
>can hear kids screaming from one room
>can hear women getting fucked in the other
>prostitutes and pimps walking all around the place
>by the end of the day i start thinking about what we could do for money and how we would survive, as the money my mom gave me wouldn't last forever
>pf suggests we ask my mom for more money and then start working jobs
>i agree to asking for more once we run out
>continue procrastinating for the rest of the night by fucking

also my mentality straight up went fuck it, since we left my house id been raw dogging her every time.

>>736973946

thanks

>>736973994
more story and more of that pic

>>736973149
this is all leading to a fake, unfunny, and 110% autistic end, I can tell already

>>736973741

Do you have spaghetti?

Yo guys not OP but I have a very similar much shorter story

>Be me at 16
>My Best friends family takes in his sisters friend after she gets kicked out
>Second day she's there she has a birthday threesome with her boyfriend and some chick in my friends sisters bed
>Start coming over more because even though one of her conditions for living there was that she had to get off drugs, she always had bud
>End up becoming friends with her through pot and when her and her boyfriend had trouble I'd stay over and rail the shit out of her.

>About a month after her and I started hooking up, I went with them on vacation to their house on the Frio river
>We all float the river a few times, and keep shit under wraps while other people are around, mostly just enjoy being fucked up kids on a river
>That night her and I went to the hunting cabin a little further down the trail from the house, smoked a few joints and fucked.

None of this was the important part though. The important part was that a week after this her boyfriend got her pregnant and now she looks gross as hell. Wrap it faggot.

>>736973064
>>736974086
Ita a trap.
-Admiral Akbar

>>736974149

now see that's the kind of quality storytelling we need on here

>>736974086
I have copied all the text and will post tomorrow as OP sparing the wait times to newcomers with a decent ending. I am benevolent like that

>>736974149
get the fuck out of here faggot. this is a puffy nipples thread, not a "oh I'm gonna interject my shit-tier story and steal the spotlight," thread

>>736974149
Solid story telling anon

>>736974294
You are a true saint

>>736974311
this is a continued thread dick cunt

>>736974149
I give this story a b+ I like it, but it could have a couple more details

>>736974311
"A puffy nipples thread" Like this is some kind of regular shit here and not a story some guys making up as he goes.

>>736974092
It as at this moment, anon knew, he fucked up.

>>736974294
does that mean it's complete? you should upload all of it now, I'm hooked.

>pn leaves me for one of the pimps
>mom refuses to let me back into the house

>>736974294
Same, bringing it to other walks of the interfags to lazy for the real deal

>>736974294
One of the people in my head told me that OP of the story changed already.

>>736974472
I mean there's a chance that OOP never saw the new thread

>>736974437
>i some times buy a blowjob from her when i save enough from giving blowjobs in the park men's room.

>be me 12 year old
>meet 3/10 qt3.14 in my college class
>asks me for help on economics
>show her dankey kang
>takes me to her house for "study"
>meet her dad he is great
>gettheshotgun.jpg
>jk
>we talk sports and patios
>eventually go upstairs
>start banging when we think no one is around
>feelgoodman.mpv4
>blowjob feels so ca$h
>dad looks up at me from under covers "i hope my daughter doesnt catch us"

WOI WOI WOOOIIIIIIIII

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>>736973994

>spend a few more nights at the motel
>one day im making small talk with the prostitutes working out of the other rooms
>pf comes out of the room to buy some cigs
>sees me and her chatting
>gets visibly upset and storms back into the room
>prossy tells me "uh oh you better go apologize honey"
>i go talk to puffy nipples and tell her it meant nothing
>after a few minutes of refusing to talk to me she tells me how fucked up it is that I'm being friendly with the women we hear getting fucked every night
>i tell her how fucking stupid she's being, since i practically gave up my life to be with her here and that i wouldn't be unfaithful
>she starts crying because feeling guilty
>i comfort her and tell her it's ok


to be honest, pf was much hotter than the prossy, and i loved her to death, but i feel that given the chance i mightve fucked her

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>>736974620

>>736974472
What did the other people say?

>>736974723
continue

>>736974723
This story just keeps getting more intricate each time. There better be a decent ending or I swear to god

covfefe

I hope somebody dies in the end

I just hope this story will be done by the time I have to get up for work in the morning

>>736974802
One told me to steal weed from my brother. 2 are talking strange shit, don't want to talk about.

Just say you got herpes and end this fucking story already

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>>736974723

lurkers?


>finally find a basement to rent for 600 a month including wifi and utilities
>we figure out our finances, I've still got a few Grand left to carry us over for a while
>set up a meeting with the landlord
>hes a nice old man, slightly overweight with grey hair
>however something seemed off about him because he kept looking at puffy nipples
>actually he barely looked at me even though i was the one speaking with him
>Major bad vibes from this guy but we were desperate for this place and it was cheap
>he is reluctant to sign us because we're young
>eventually by telling him our parents are funding us he agreed to sign us for the basement in return for bi weekly cash payments
>for the first few nights we had no furniture or anything, so we slept on the floor on top of some clothes
>talked about how weird that old guy was

cont

>>736975304
finally not a trap
>am here

>>736975304
Cont

>>736975304
am drunk pls cont

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>>736974723
so an unfaithful piece of shit, and you can barely type.

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More stories while OP types
>Also 16 yr old me
>Got my first job at sonic and this during the era of "Footlong quarter pound coney" commercials
>A good while after the shit with the first girl I had gotten into a solid relationship
>My daily routine became work, see her, smoke, fuck, pass out, repeat all through that school year
>A couple times she would go out with her friends or I'd go out with mine and we'd usually end up flirting pretty heavily over text until fucking again.
>I'm sitting on my couch waiting for her to finish up with whatever when a sonic commercial comes on and I get a great fucking idea.
>I unlock my front door and strip down, fluffing myself at a steady pace to stay erect
>In this stance I waited for what must have been half an hour until I got her text saying she was outside
>"Thedoorsunlockedbabeimjustsmokingupstairs:^).jpg"
>As I hear the door crack I unpause the TV shouting along with the sonic carhops as she stared in wonder at my presented trophy
>"WE HAVE FOOTLONG QUARTERPOUND CONIES YES WE DO YES WE DO WE HAVE FOOTLONG QUARTER POUND CONIES HOW BOUT YOU"

Don't really got an ending for this one fam she just laughed hard as fuck and I felt accomplished.

>>736975304
Still makin like a lambo and lurkin

>>736975304
I can't get it up so this is the last thing on my list for tonight. Stakes are high, really want this to end and end well.

pls cont.

>>736975304
How old is she

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>>736975304
YES NIGGA
we are lurkin

>>736975520
kek

>>736975632
can confirm, am lurking as well

>>736975632
Said it all

>>736975632
same

>>736975304
is dis nigga bout to get cucked by his creepy old landlord

>>736975304
happily ever after ???¿??m?¿

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>>736975304
okay so this is the fucked up part

>one day i go outside to grab some groceries
>pf stays home to do laundry
>im on my way home and see the door to the basement is unlocked
>pf isn't downstairs, and she didn't come back for an hour
>she doesn't usually take this long to grab cigarettes so i get worried
>go upstairs and knock on my landlords door and find it ajar
>call his name but i hear nothing
>i see pf's shoes in the front door so i know she must be inside
>i charge in and start opening every door looking for her
>finally get to the master bedroom and hear something from inside

>>736975886
C U C K E D

Fuck no.....

>>736975886
You're just being a faggot now. You typed like a quarter of the amount you could type before hitting the character limit. Fuck you cunt. Im gone.

>>736976002
My thought's exactly

>>736975886
lmao if this happened to me I'd come back with my smith and wesson

>>736975796
>>736975886
Shit, ur a wizard

>>736976068
true

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>>736975886
GOD DAMNIT NO CUCK STORIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736975886

i need to sleep can someone post the screencaps in the morning?

>>736976129
Me and one other will

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You remind me so much of my son OP

>Be me 30 yr old country dad with three fucking retarded sons
>The only reason I tolerate their existence is for the money I get due to them being in school.
>Eventually they hit that phase where they want to play team sports so I have to take them in to get a physical
>I know what you're thinking, no no one got cancer, they just had low iron.
>wellthatsaquickfix.jpg
>I run down to Walmart and pick up some BB's (not the copper kind I know my colors faggots) and put em in their food
>The next day my oldest bastard runs in saying he started bleeding when he pissed
>"You got BB's in your dick son, don't be a pussy there's no crying in baseball"
>Then the next one runs in giggling cause he just shit BB's
> after sending him on his way I got up to go sit on the porch only to find my youngest crying on the stoop
>"What's wrong son?"
>"I..I was jacking off behind the barn and I shot the dog, pa"
>MFW

HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!

>Walk in
>Find my mother is fucking pf
>Finds out mom is actually old guy
>They were never in the same place
>Finds out I'm actually of
>I'm getting analy raped
Anyone lurking btw

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>>736976200
needed a good kek for this fucking story
good shit anon

>>736976312
still lurking

>>736976312
>anyone lurkin
/thread

>>736976312
Still lurkin for the millionth time

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>>736975886
>i unlock the door and open it slowly, i peak my head in and see pf passed out naked in our landlords bed
>i can see my landlord is jerking off and video taping her pussy
>i kick the door open and see him jump
>hard to explain how i felt but my vision went red for the next few moments
>smashed his camera on the floor and started absolutely wailing on this old pervert
>carried puffy nipples to the basement and dressed her
>decided not to jump to conclusions until she woke up and i heard her side of the story
>go back upstairs to check on landlord and he wasn't there
>i saw a note written by him on the floor of the front door saying "dont tell anyone, rent is free"
>go back to the basement and wait for pf to wake up

>>736976435
So true

>>736976200
Good Shit

Can we call her sally or some shit? I feel like we're objectifying her and devaluing her as a human being and a strong womyn when we refer to her by the shape of her areoli.

>>736976502
FUCKING

>>736976632
You still lurking tho?

>>736976502
/k/ here
time to go buy yourself an AR-15 son

>>736976502
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>736976395
>>736976435
>>736976482
No one fucking noticed the fake greentext 10/10
good shit

>>736976502
fag post faster

>>736976502
>>736976502
>Literally all you really have is each other
>She fucks that up

Yep, checks out
AWALT

>>736976763
You remind me of my son too you stupid fuck. They were commenting on the fact anon included OP's catchphrase.

>>736976738
yeah ive been here since the start so ill wait for the end

>>736976738
I think you know the answer

>>736976835
>Mgtow

>>736976835
sehs still a woman anon
its what they do

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>>736976738
if anyone asks this question one more fucking time

>>736976912
this

>>736977057
You lurkin?

>>736976946
redpilled
not mgtow

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>>736976502
FINISH IT

>>736977057
but are you lurkin tho?

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>>736976502
ZOO - EE - MAMA

Anyone still lurkin?

>>736977203
nah you?

So either landlord raped her and tried to bribe silence with free rent

Or she cheated after the promise of free rent

Hmmm

>>736977203
yes

btw is someone lurking?

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>>736977112
>>736977203
fuck you both

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>>736976502
>she wakes up and tells me what happened
>The landlord invited her up for a drink
>told her he recognized her on the street from when she used to panhandle
>she ended up drinking too much and he ended up forcing himself on her
>she tried fighting back but he was much bigger than her and eventually she passed out while it was happening
>she cried the whole night and i decided it was time to leave the basement regardless of whether or not rent was free
>we planned to pack up and go back to the motel we had previously stayed at
>decided it be best to talk to landlord once more before leaving to make sure he hadn't taken any other pics or vids
>we wait a day but he doesn't come back
>we try calling him but no answer
>he finally pulls into his driveway a few days later and we go up to his door and knock

>>736977203
I'ma lurkin

This story is

>nominal

>Nominal

>nominal
>Nominal

>>736977340
But are you lurkin tho?

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>>736977355
OP YOU DIDNT EVEN HIT THE CHARACTER LIMIT.

IS ANYONE LURKING? I CAN'T TELL.

>>736977355
>>The landlord invited her up for a drink
with the creepy old guy!?! wtf was she thinking why????

>>736977355
You didn't extort money out of him with knowledge of him raping her OR just get him jailed?

U shitting me?

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>>736977404
stop

>>736977355
FUUUCK. Look ive invested too much time into this to leave now, I want to sleep I have work in 3 hours

>>73697735
op pls hurry i need to sleep I have work in the morning and I'm going to be up all night jerking off to your cuckold story

>>736977538
U lurkin?

>>736977504
I can't either... I think we should ask again. Anyone lurkin?

fake or not this story is enjoyable keep goin

>>736977558
U lurkin?

IS ANYONE LURKING???

>Drives
>Buys some things for pf
>stops at house
Any one lurkin?

>>736977656
I lurkin
C:

>>736977575
you lurkin?

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>>736977656>>736977714
better question.
since we are all posting...are any of us lurking?

PLEASE GOD TELL ME PEOPLE ARE LURKING

>>736977720
This basically sums up the thread

>>736977753
I'm hella lurkin

Anyone still lurkin?

>>736977770
Nah

>A

will post the rest of the sentence tomorrow. anyone still lurkin?

>>736977915
ill let you know the day after tomorrow

>>736977355
invest in a fucking computer for christ's sakes

>>736977915
>S
>S

but y'all lurkin?

>Anyone lurking
>Anyone lurking
>Anyone lurking
>Anyone lurking
Btw is anyone lurking

Am I the only one lurkin?

I'm lurking

anyone lurking

>>736978047
THIS IS THE WHOLE FUCKING THREAD

if i were OP, i'd stop posting based on the fucking summerfags in here being critical cuntbags, but not contributing shit.

Man, where are these lurkers

lurkin

So invested have shit to do in like 7 hours barely gonna get 5 to sleep hurry op

>>736978173
Yo mang, u lurkin

>>736978147
>>736978115
>>736978081
>>736978047
>>736978029
>>736977915
>>736977980
>>736978182


i think this joke has gotten out of hand

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>Mosul at sunset
>A lone Army Ranger stands among the corpses of his fellow comrades, a lone survivor if only for a second
>The smoke is thick, too thick to see.
>He's forced to rely only on his ears to discern the location of his hunters
>Suddenly the sound of footsteps gives way to foreign chanting and shouting
>It grows closer and closer until he knows he will be face to face with them at any moment
>the bass kicks in and rainbow colored lights shine through the smoke
>A group of a hundred Iraqi men dressed in headscarves, studded leather and assless chaps bursts forward with the force of a men's room bukkake
>This wasn't ISIS
>It was TURBO ANAL ISIS

>>736978173
>up the anon

>>736977355
I'll just wrap it up now, the gyst of the story is that our landlord was a sex addict/sex offender and was willing to let us live there rent free if he could play with and take pics and vids of puffy nipples.

we agreed to the offer and ended up living there for a year till we saved up enough to buy a place for ourselves.

>>736978223
urkin' n' jurkin', no lurkin'

>>736978173
We must entertain ourselves somehow

Yeah, you got some short greentexts
But really are you lurking though?
Are you lurking though? Nigga, are you lurking though?

>>736978244
>Mfw when two of those end in (You)
Anyone lurking btw

>>736978252
this can't seriously be it


ALSO WE GET IT LURK FAGS

>>736978282
get a job before you end up like puffy nipples, begging for money and showing her hoo-hoo to a dirty old man for a morally flexible virgin to be able to afford a house.

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anyone here lurkin?

>>736978252
Are you two still together or what?

>>736978352
So u lurking or no?

>>736978373
But are you lurkin?

>>736978408
this man is mentally ill

>>736978252
that it man? I was hoping for some dramatic confrontation and shit

>>736978408
Are you two still lurking together or what?

>>736978421
oh we're lurking

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>>736978328
>Mfw 98% of the non canon greentexts posted in this thread are secretly my (you) farms

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>>736978392
am i doing it rite?

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>>736978392
joke is dead but still kek'd

We still lurkin?

>>736978408
legend says they're lurking the streets and the threads together to this day

>>736978497
My nig
Fuckers can't admit they're lurking

>>736978527
Closer try it like this (twurk-tw)+L=Lurk

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>>736978527
is this how?

Fucking hell, 2 hours in and the thread gets fucked over by faggots overdoing a joke. Oh well, nice story OP im going to bed

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>>736978252
>not suing him for a fuck load of money
>not slapping her for being a stupid bitch having a drink with a creepy landlord for no reason
>not slapping her harder again for continuing to drink even more
>mfw I stayed up for this

>>736978690
you lurkin?

>>736978718
So true

Anyone Gerkhin?

I not Op but share story

>be 32 Ukraine immigrant to US
>find janitor as job
>I am do good job boss say
>clean locker room
>night so I only one who that work
>16 girls of prime use day
>I have key lockers
>use girl of prime panty
>penis grow to the large
>man juice soak
>panic is what do
>fast finish of the job
>boss no say next day
>week happens
>still no say of boss

Want I to have continue?

i have really big muscles

>>736978746
Are you lurkin?

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>>736978785
quite!

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>>736977355
>>736978352
it's not, i ended up getting into a huge fist fight with him and we left that day after smashing his hard drives and phone

>back to the motel
>living there for about a month
>silently resent puffy for naively accepting that drink with our landlord
>every day I guilt her about it knowing it wasn't really her fault
>talk to prossies all day knowing it pisses pf off
>tell puffy if she doesn't like it she can go live with landlord and fuck him for all i care
>we get into a shouting match and hear a banging on the door
>prossie telling us to stfu we're scaring away her clients
>i apologize and me and puffy make up and get drunk
>pf passes out and in my drunken stupor i go over to prossies room
>knock on the door

anyone still lurking tho?

>>736978789
It looks like you're lurkin

cmon puffy nip fag. just write the fuckin story
my fucking dog could type faster

So can I sleep now? Big fucking mood

>>736978789
Kek
Yes.

>>736978789
You forgot to ask if anyone lurkin, it's an important piece of information that unlocks the Disney vault

>>736978887
CONTINUE AND MORE PICS

>>736978887
I'm lurkin, you lurkin?

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>>736978789
image fagmilar?

>>736979064
Holy shit people are lurking?

>>736978887
If you say you fucked the prostitute then im leaving this story because you said >>736974723
that you might have fucked her meaning you never did. Come ON OP

>>736979116
He'll yeah we lurkin

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>>736979116
yep

>>736979168
you've given him a reason to change the story look what you've done

but y'all niggas still lurkin tho?

>>736979181
Hell yeah* fucking auto correct

>>736979314
Hell yeah we still lurkin

>>736978789
My friend have want I continue


>of week two and boss no say
>I work room of locker night
>I have large urge to soak of panty girl of prime
>noise from office
>gym schoolteacher work of night
>Speak many big English
>penis half large blood flow
>woman of no more 25
>fitness has all over body
>still many English
>she want know what I am story
>tell of simple life in Ukraine
>leave after fight in war
>dirty russki make bad country
>Pavlov best friend
>die of rocket
>I migrate US

Still to the continue?

>>736978887
Lurkin

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>>736978887
prossies have a way of listening to your problems and making you feel so good about yourself

>open up to her and tell her basically everything i posted in these threads
>"oh honey you're so young I'm so sorry you're going through all this" etc
>tells me to spend the night in her room
>i tell her i should go
>she asks me if pf is still in my room
>tell her yes but she's passed out drunk
>she tells me to go check on her and come back, she needs to show me something
>i check on pf, she's snoring loudly in bed
>i know she won't be up til at least noon tomorrow
>Rush back to prossy's room and walk in

>It was this day OP became a meme and we still don't know if anyone is lurking. Call 1 - 800 - 783 - 3637 if you have any information on these lurkers

>>736979447
I have no fucking idea what you are trying to say
Y'all still lurkin tho?

all of this when you could've bribed the school slut with weed to fuck you in a bathroom stall.

>>736979447
I bet this fucker's lurkin

>>736979447
yes. all the want deeply your to continue.

this story could've been over hours ago but OP is the nigga lurkin

how bout y'all tho?

>>736979481
for fucks sake get on with it

>>736979672
Yeah we lurkin

Is u lurkin deadass?

everybodys fuckin lurkin ok where the fuck is op

>>736979672
I aint lurkin

>>736979908
He's lurkin

>>736979908
lurkin

lurkin

>>736979949
you is lurkin

Hey I'm lurkin OP

I've been lurkin for at least three hours

>pf wakes up and thinks OP is cheating then becomes a prossy herself.

im gone
y'all niggas stay lurkin tho

>>736980071
Problem solved
But is anyone lurkin?

press 1 if ur lurkin

>>736980131
later

>>736979447
We'll to the story will on go

>gym school teacher not work
>listen story
>more want know what am
>penis is to the large
>think Ukraine girl
>yellow of hair
>boobie is to the big
>still the fitness have over her tall body
>glasses with she work
>continue story of my
>pavlov friend of long ago
>die of rocket
>still war I fight
>sad
>migrate Usa
>work of janitor at school of high
>end story
>yellow hair of goddess
>she want large penis
>star in eye
>I know of look
>many pretty girl have in Ukraine
>Muscle man mean it happen

Am to continue

>>736980131
Who's lurkin? I didn't know people were lurkin on this board.

Still lurkin

>>736980119
Seriously, could OP be any slower?

>>736980247
Not if u start deadass lurkin

>>736980199
Yes, are to continue.

>>736980166
1
>>736980214
Me

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Come on, OP, i'm geting tired of lurking

>>736980387
Amen

>>736980387
OP is officially not lurkin, press f to pay respects

>>736980475
F

>>736980199
Are please continue am you to

I haven't been this frustrated since I edged too hard and came without actually cumming. Get on with the fucking story, OP.

>>736980475
f

>>736980475
Rip to the lurKing

F

(And from this traumatic post, anon began ending every post they will ever make questioning if anyone is lurkin)

Anyone lurkin btw?

>>736980199
Of story go on

>yellow hair of goddess
>want large penis
>fitness all over
>not girl of prime
>want soak of man juice in girl of prime
>photo of ball team in office
>girls of prime
>gym school teacher want large penis
>I use move always work on girl of Ukraine
>tell of pretty eye
>tell of fitness body
>we slow kiss
>we kiss of faster
>want of large penis is big
>I know
>she hand grab of penis
>I am very very large penis
>she surprise of large penis
>fast of clothes off
>i put in large penis
>she like large penis
>I know because she of crazy now
>look at photo of girl of prime
>I get fast

I Continue

This thread will forever ruin "lurk" and all of its conjugations for me. Anytime I happen upon that word from now on I will snap and beat my wife. Good job OP

>>736980898
this story of master. please many more continue.

>>736980992

>>736980898
FUCKING UKRAINE GUY TYPES FASTER THAN OP

do of the continue, comrade

Don't go to the new thread yet, this one is still alive and kicking. We don't need another. We'll confuse poor OP.

>>736981027
New thread in case this one 404's

>>736981163
But what if we combine our efforts and lurk both, then we can achieve total lurkvana

>>736980898
Many big thank to friend who want of continue

>I fast of penis insert
>look photo girls of prime
>large penis grow to the inside of gym shool teacher
>she scream of nice
>her pus clench
>I still of look photo
>man juice inside spray all over
>rubber I want have worn
>think of long friend pavlov
>sad
>yellow of hair put on pant
>I don't speak many big English
>she of confuse
>want I speak many big English
>large penis grow soft
>Pavlov die of rocket
>tell her good of night
>finish clean room of locker
>still think pavlov
>sad

I am to do more

>>736980898
am continue you please are yes

>>736981468
Many big friend I make will of continue

>next day I stop think of pavlov
>think of yellow of hair
>boss say I can't have job?
>worried I am
>try work and not think
>boss no say can't job
>days of pass
>clean room of locker
>gym schoolteacher not there
>want of pus
>penis to the large
>worry of job
>need of job
>week pass
>still no can't from boss
>clean room of locker

I more continue

>be me
>find the last thread
>figure the story was done
>find this thread several hours later
>OP is still typing posts with his flaccid disease-riddled dick

>>736981864
Please the yes continue. You tell of heartfelt story. Little English, but still big emotions. Good story.

>>736981864
To the last is this

>I clean room of locker
>noise from office
>yellow of hair gym schoolteacher
>we eye look
>no big English
>penis want to the large
>remember of pus
>hair nice to the short
>remember of the smell
>I speak many big English
>she confuse
>gym schoolteacher speak of my ignore
>tell her of Pavlov
>sad
>she want move of closer
>she move of closer
>I cry
>Pavlov best of friend
>yellow of hair kiss many neck
>penis grow to the large
>want of pus many big
>throw she on work table
>she moan and hand grab of penis
>we have many big insert of penis
>week pass
>gym of school teacher always stay of late
>every time of penis insert to pus I look photo
>she no does know


thank to many friend who stay I remember you alway

>>736982395
I remember always. Screenshot for memory and the upload of future telling.

godbless, comrade :')