what does pussy taste like? >tfw virgin

it depends can taste anywhere from nothing / water to shit

>>736956813
depends on how clean it is.

best answer is to suck on your arm for about 20 minutes. it will start to taste like pussy

Salty milk and coins.

Good

tastes like snot with some salt added

>>736956813
lick the back of your hand and smell it

>>736956813

Damn, she's perfect and she fucking knows it...

Fish

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>>736956813
Once bought a bottle of this shit. Spent the party getting mates to try it and then asked them if they thought it tasted like pussy. They all agreed with me

Get a bottle of this shit and you'll get the picture, if you're too useless to order a hooker

Mucus + lactobacillus

The taste depends on what bacteria they have. Basically vagina = normal mucus + lactobacillus. There is nothing special to it. You could potentially use your own spit and combine it with some lactobacillus to create the equivalent assuming your mouth was extremely clean at the time.

It is not a unique fluid like semen is.

>>736956907
correct
>>736956955
correct
>>736956967
correct

It's skin + mucus + lactobacillus mainly.

>>736956813
salty milk and coins

Inb4 bag of sand

Not much of a taste. Slight aroma that varies. Sometimes has a sour taste briefly due to piss if they haven't showered recently.

>>736957144
because tasting a hooker's vagina is a good idea

>>736956813
Like a bitter honey.

>>736956813
Like a bag of play sand.

>>736956910
This is the only acceptable answer

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see these life forms? It's what colonizes a healthy pussy. If they eat fermented foods the bacteria eventually colonizes around the anus and pussy as well.

Their mucus has a symbiotic relation with these critters. A healthy vaginas taste is from the same place kimchi and pickles come from. You aren't tasting "pussy". You are tasting life forms that live inside her gash

>>736956967


wtf i never knew this trick and that literally smells about 98% accurate.. gross lol

>>736957608
What the fuck has happened tot his place?

>>736957350
an upscale hooker, one that gets tested and shit. an escort or whatever

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Eating pussy is a bacteria and mucus buffet. The pH level at healthy states encourages colonization by these bros that live in her vagina. If shit gets messed up yeast infections occur when bad bacteria takes over.

>>736957682
Influx of normies.

>>736957613
>eat fermented foods
who fermented this food and what is this food made of

>>736957682
Goddamn summer brings faggots like you

>>736957144
How many of your mates wore fedoras that day?

>>736957864
>normies
You do realize that's an extremely old pasta right?

>>736956813
A bit like a sneeze.

>>736956813
cold tuna and sauerkraut

>>736957961
none, they're not that on that level of faggotry

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>>736956813
like this

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Candida Fungus

aka yeast infection.

It's sort of like ORKS from 40k infecting the gash. Get's really nasty really fast. If left untreated mushroom creatures eventually pop out but only happens in India.

>>736957877
kimchi, anything with probiotics. Basically they've done tests and changes in diets via enough probiotics eventually changes the bacteria in a woman's vagina. Via travel through the ass to the vagina.

>>736956813
It's an aquired taste. I personally don't like it when the bitch smokes, it'll effect the taste.

>>736956813
can you put a boot on your head OP if this post ends in dubs

>>736956813
Kinda depends my dude. Hope to shit she doesn't have BV

>>736958299
OP here.


fuck.

>>736958518
OP here again. I don't own any boots.

>>736956813

like a 9 volt armpit

>>736958581
shoe will work post results please

>>736958581
if this ends in dubs, sharpie in pooper and timestamp it as a forfeit

>>736956967

mine smells like sperm

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OP here.

We did it reddit.


and yes, grill.

>>736956813
It tastes how the girl smells X100

>>736959179
You think this is a fucking game?!

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Leave those niggers alone. It depends on her's diet.
I had a mexican heavy on onions and beans, she tasted salty, a lot.
I had a qt 16yrs old, that loved to eat sweets and used a strange type of bodywash, she was so good, i loved her pussy.
Before period time you may find some whiteish secretions, those are salty and i don't know what the fuck it is.

Most of the times, pussies are salty, but in some rare occasions you can taste some good shit

in my limited experience: kinda salty, and sometimes absolutely nothing

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>>736956813

like arby's

>>736960352
>>736960618
If they're salty it's sweat. Nothing wrong with that though, I prefer some piss and sweat to someone who showered right before and only tastes like skin.

>>736960984
Oh man she really loves her some creampie

>>736957131
if she`s ill probably, but a healthy and clean girl wouldn`t taste like fish, stop licking filthy cunts.

>>736961374

and I love them mudflaps

>>736961936
The way they cling on the backstroke really makes outie pussy best pussy.

>>736957280
that's for breasts dingus

>>736958851
good job faggot, try cleaning your hands after jerking off on them

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>>736956813
>what does pussy taste like?

your mom's? tastes like my cum and her shit