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The president of the United States of America

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The president of the United States of America
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Amen
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i just fucked your mom so hard it violated the NAP
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>>736941267
Good job want a fuckin cookie?
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His wife and daughter are hot af. If Hillary had won you'd be looking at her old ugly ass and her old fugly husband for at least 4 years. I have no regrets
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nigger
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>>736941267

Madam President.
Won the popular vote
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>>736941352

I'll fuck you up pussy.
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>>736941845
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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this is what trump wants to do to the internet
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>>736943157
well that's some faggotry fake news. you must think everyone on /b/ is retarded
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>>736941267
Please, I'm trying to eat.
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>>736941267

A joke that was never funny. But a joke none the less.
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>>736943318
trump wants to kill net neutrality so that this is legal
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>>736943318
Uh, perhaps you should look the net neutrality issues before you open your piehole.
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>>736943157
I don't think you understand how the internet works...
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>>736941267
whats he been eating?
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>>736941267
Shows how low our nation has sunk.
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>>736943555
I don't think you understand how net neutrality works...
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>>736943593
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>>736943572
i dont think you understand what trump is proposing
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>>736943743

this orange nigger eating fried chicken with a knife and fork

obvious troll is obvious
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>>736943157
I know this is not at all likely, but could you imagine how much more intelligent Facebook would be if it turned into a paid service. God, I could only wish...
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Notice how he has the look of a man who is in charge of shit, not grinning like a fucking idiot like the last 5 or 6 presidents have done in their portraits.
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>>736941267
MuriKKKans. Yes, they are that stupid!
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>>736941734
>popular
Most of the populace stayed home, Sparky.
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>>736941267
Well, technically the constitution states the president has to surrender any investments in foreign nations.

Since Trump refuses to do that, he isn't the president... according to the constitution at least.
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>>736943157
Nicely done. But from a marketing standpoint this is obviously fake because capitalists never lead with their cheapest offer.
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What do you think the average IQ of this group is? I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. A yen for fairy tales. I think it's safe to say nobody here's gonna be splitting the atom, Marty.
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>>736943716
please tell us how you think it works.

Please.
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>>736945654
I'll take "Second Bank of the United States" for three hundred, please, Alex.
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>>736945779
I agree that most people here are idiots. But even more than that, they tend to be terribly inexperienced and most of their stupidity comes from not bothering to think.

Last time I took the MENSA test I scored 99th percentile, so I'm pretty sure if I applied myself and had access to the proper lab and materials I could recreate the device to split the atom. But why in the fuck would I bother to do that? I see no benefit in reinventing the wheel.
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>>736943318
You mean we're not?
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>>736946156
Mensa isn't an initialism, Sparky.
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>>736945949
try the national bank of china Alexandre Dumbass
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>>736941267
...is a ridiculous nincompoop, no matter how serious they try to pose him for a photo.
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>>736946407

Yeah. Im glad we got obama out of office too man.
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>>736941267

I see no evidence supporting this hypothesis.
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>>736943716
This was the very concept Comcast put forward that sold the others on the idea, and was the main selling point to congress as well.

But go ahead, correct the entire IT Industry that united against it. We'd love you to set us all straight you wizard.
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>>736941267
unfortunately
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>>736946630
this nigger actually thinks Trump is a better president than Obama. This is why America is fucked, lads: the retards have outbred the normies.
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>>736946880
For you
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>>736946980
Go away
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>>736941267
is that why the majority of the world only refer to this cheeto as Trump and not the President? he bought his way into the office with Russian backing and doesnt even know how to do the job. hell i would be willing to be 10 bucks that they didnt even give him the codes to the nuclear arsenal. of if they did they put it in a binky.
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>>736946793
Do you think the push for net neutrality among the big ISPs like Comcast is a sign that they are dying out and being replaced by internet capable phones?
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>America
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>>736947227
the funny part is that even though Trump has published documents showing he's $315 million in debt and has admitted that the Russians hacked the election, his fanboys are going to insist he's a billionaire and the Russians had nothing to do with the election.
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>>736941267

What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
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>>736947354
not to mention the big health care bill contains nothing that he promised, and does several things he explicitly promised it would not, and it mostly hurts people that voted for him.
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>>736941267
whats his name again?
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>>736941942
Stolen valor fag, no such thing as confirmed kills
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>>736947659

Ronald Stump
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>>736947354
> Is so retarded he doesn't realize Trump has billions in assets.
> Doesn't realize Russians have been attempting to hack elections every election since forever. They still haven't succeeded in doing anything.
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>>736947659
Cheeto
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>>736941267
Eh, I've seen better.
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>>736947018
actually, probably not for me, but for you. It's mostly trumps voter base that is going to get fucked. I'm not a 1 percenter, but I am in the class of people that doesn't rely on the ACA or government assistance of any kind. You know, the stuff Trump is gutting, and which the poor jobless cretins that put him in office rely on. Keep enjoying your kool-aid, kid.
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>>736947067
lol. make me, you fucking faggot.
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>>736941267

Prove it.
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>>736945654
Well technically Obama wasnt even American since his mom renounced her citizenship so yeah
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>>736947741
so, why doesn't he sell his assets to cover the debt? Oh yeah, I forgot I'm talking to an idiot with a gradeschooler's understanding of money.
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>>736941267

Cuck Dynasty.
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>>736948142
i know its hard to tell but you are posting in the wrong thread.
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>>736947741
check out what the russians are doing in Ukraine and tell us their hacking doesn't work. They've turned the power off twice, once in Kiev. You won't be so dismissive when they turn their tested methods on your infrastructure, but hey, it's all good because you got the orange moron into office.
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>>736941267

The motherfucking president*
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>>736948219
at least post nude asian women.
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>>736948256
you guys are letting him fuck your mothers now? damn, that is sick
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seconded
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>>736948268
wrong faggot
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>Guaranteed replies
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>>736941734
Too bad thats not how we elect the president
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>>736948175
kek.
>most powerful

im just to bored to replace left column with some bankster like rockefeller.
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>>736948175

The only thing that german bitch is leading is islam into the west.

At this point germany is past the point of no return. she will hold power and open the flood gates for more dune coons.

It might be too late for britfags too. but their vote to leave the EU might save them.
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>>736948581
nah, don't worry about it. The germans know how to expel groups of people that they don't want. Just wait until they get fed up.
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