What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?

>>736924063
got her to lick my asshole clean after a shit

>>736924165

How could she accept that?

>>736924063
Taught a virgin girl how to masturbate

>>736924063
more of this pic?

Cheated on her, broke up with her on her birthday.

The whole birthday thing was totally unintentional, it just ended up on that day. Still feel really guilty about it.

>>736924217
Second.
Saucelito.jpeg

>>736924063
Married one

Wiped the blood off my dick with her teddy bear

File: berd.jpg (9KB, 261x218px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 261x218px

banged a girl on her rag. didnt wash just wiped it off. had another girl blow me next day with probable little bits of dried rag flakes on my peen.

>>736924063
I forgot to buy shampoo when in the store, and she yelled at me pretty bad. I'm not seeing her anymore though, we decided to split up because we are just too different. I'm happy that she seems happy in another relationship now. :)

>wake up hungover
>skank nagging
>ohshit I gotta work
>kill yourself bitch
>at work
>bitches mom walks in
>my daughter is trying to kill herself at your house
>god damn it, tell boss about crazy bitch
>go let mom in house
>run getcrazybitchouttamyhouse.exe
>proceed to weeks later
>slut is pregnant, thinks its mine
>ohfuckthatshit I pulled out
>mom uploads previousguiltfrommycollegeabortionmanipulationcauseimaboredbitchwhowantsababytovalidatemyself.gif
>counter with abortionpersuasionwithasideofslutanddrugshamingonthesidetoreinforcehorribledecisionfor18yohscumdumpster.txt
>ftw

File: 1497462947620.jpg (62KB, 960x954px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 960x954px

>>736924063
>talks with those two grills
>talking about how the world is fucked up (tl;dr the things you find on tor, like red rooms, necrophilia, pedophilia, bestiality, silk roads, weapons and so on and so on)
>they were fucking traumatized even if my intent was purely for informational purposes (one of them cried lol)
>since i embarked on this topic, my autism overloaded, so i concluded all of it with the most stupid phrase
>"imho autistic people should be abolished"
>*awkward silence*
>then i speak about it in the most sincere way, trying to save that brief relationship
>something like: "well you know, they are a weight for science and society in general, they are bugs of the world system, vagina.exe stopped working you know what i'm sayin?
>fugg
>*tries again*
>"apart from that, if you have an autistic child you must sacrifice a huge fuck ton of things, like money, mental sanity and so on.. and even if you will accept all of it when you'll die that poor autistic cunt won't do fucking anything, 'cause people will discriminate him, on the other one someone else will pity them and treat them like... well.. stupid handicapped kids; and how will he work? how will he raise money? not even circuses wants those missed aborts so... good luck
>they said with cracked voice something on the line of "i respect your thought"
>*autism again*
>well it's not really a thought, seriously, it's a fact.
>*silence again*
>well it's late we gotta go goodbye
>k ladies
>they accelerated like freaks with their car, i bet they started bitching inside of it trying to heal the ego of theirs with insults and so on, but the reality is that truth hurts
>tfw i didn't get laid but instead i accomplished a more valuable victory

sry for bad english nig nogs

Probably befriended her and became her emotional support just to get to get my dick wet

>>736924063
Full force whipped a frisbee and cracked her in the face.

i dated one of them

>Dating a girl that started acting like a bitch
>Make the decision to dump her
>Visit drug store and get bottle of Nair
>Go to her house
>Excuse myself to restroom
>Dump contain of Nair bottle into her shampoo
>Break up with her
>Few days later go to the bar where she works
>Her long hair is gone and she is wearing a ball cap
>Laugh my ass off and leave content

>>736924063
beat the shit out of her and took her money!!!!

>>736926927
how is that mean lol

A friend of mine's boyfriend posted her nudes here. I blackmailed her. Now, she is doing everything i tell her to do.

I would tell my friends to insult this girl a lot, so that when she got really sad I would be there and hook up

File: 1449019122701.jpg (474KB, 2272x1704px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 2272x1704px

Got a girl pregnant on purpose, blamed it on her, made her pay for an abortion and then I broke with her since I didn't wanna stick my dick in a graveyard.

>>736926997
Damnnnnnnn savageeeeeeee

I said I loved her when I felt nothing for her

>>736925577
>Wecantfuckingreadthatyougoddamnsperg

>>736927118
damn but dont we all do that....

>>736926997
Pics?

>>736924063
I dumped a girl while I was fucking her.

>>736926997
Post em annon for science

File: youwot.png (2MB, 1500x843px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1500x843px

Made her eat her own shit

>>736926759
Kek'd

>>736924815
Lets make gay love anon.

>>736927394
Dude no way, time stamp?

File: download (9).jpg (11KB, 232x217px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 232x217px

>>736924063
Convinced a girl to let me fuck her ass in exchange for taking her out to dinner after. No lube? Oh well.
>Dry ass rape fucking
>There will be tears
>Ball deep, leave the load.
>Straight to dinner
>Mfw she sat at Mongolian Barbacue with my load up her ass

>>736924815
cuck

How do you make a girl eat their own shit?

>>736927523
Damnnnnnnnnnnn

>>736924815
You monster.

File: peggito.jpg (71KB, 313x286px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 313x286px

>>736926499
Fuck, right now living the same shit, bitch's starting to feel really emotionally attached to me.

I would marry her in a second, but she's a weeaboo with not very interesting conversation themes, both things are a no-no.

>girl giving me a bj in the shower
>pulled back and pissed in her face
>held her head so she got it all

Mean for sure, but she loved the abuse.

>>736926391
You showed them!

>>736927516
No doofus that's not even the same bathroom ya dingus

>>736924165
Jesus christ dude

Raped a friend of mine on three occasions. Once while her mom was asleep on the couch down the hall.

>>736924217
>>736924325
bumping, need sauce dat girl look like stephanie davis

>>736924063
repeatedly brought my ex girlfriends thought process to a state of reality that was not tainbows and butterflies till she cried.

After I moved in and made her get rid of all four of her cats, I offered to drive them to the animal shelter. Too embarrassed to show up there with four fucking cats, I just chucked them all in the woods without unlocking the cat carriers...then I told her what I did during out next fight.

>>736927755
rude. reportet

File: f94ac9ff160c0c77.png (289KB, 670x374px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 670x374px

>>736927808
Ha! Mere peanuts.

>>736924063
Not exactly mean...

My qt coworker asked me to lend her like 10$ because she was completely broke. Under normal circumstances I would do it, but during that period I swallowed a lot of "redpill", MGTOW and meninist material.
I smugly told her no and she was like "ok no problem", but the next day she collapsed and was hospitalized. Most likely got her blood sugar levels too low from starving.

Objectively nobody should feel guilty for not lending money, but this shit really fucked me up for a long time.

>>736927953
Well, you're just a stupid piece of shit, aren'tcha?

I broke her heart.

File: 1497807491819.png (42KB, 1500x843px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 1500x843px

>>736927394

>>736924063
Is this a girl finding the hidden camera? sauce.

>>736928046
Hurting others hurts you, anon. The next time someone asks for help, give it to them.

>>736924063
I didn't say "bless you" when she sneezed.

File: 5aa.jpg (32KB, 600x835px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 600x835px

>>736928380
What the fuck annon

>>736924063

I told her that I was going to pay for her grandmother's funeral. I did not.

>>736926883 absolute badass

Shoved a girls head in dog shit in elementary school because she was trying to give me a kiss and rolling on the ground with me.

>>736927275
How does that work

>>736928380
I'm gonna dox you and then we'll come for you.

>>736924063

Came buckets to that video

>>736927953
>Too embarrassed to show up there with four fucking cats
This is the gayest part of this story

File: basdad.png (33KB, 1419x684px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 1419x684px

>>736928185

File: Fry_Looking_Squint.jpg (9KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 240x240px

>>736927808
>raped
>three times

>>736927275
Hahahahahahahahahahah

>>736924063
Spread the nudes I said I deleted all over the internet

File: download.jpg (8KB, 209x242px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 209x242px

>>736924165

I once told a girl that liked me that her dad was a pansy because he killed himself.

>>736924063
Rolled a skateboard under a girl riding a bike. She ate shit, scarred face and such

Made a chick who was in love with me fly out to Phoenix after I moved there so we could fuck. Ended up meeting another girl days before she showed up and I fell for the new girl hard. Chick flies out and end making her stay at a hotel by herself and catch a flight home the best day so I could be with the new girl.

>>736928567
Which video???

>>736924063
Sauce on the picture??

wht video is it?

>>736928782
Next* not best.

Fucked her mother then fucked her that same day

>>736924063
Sayce

>>736928567
Could pls souce me.

Was hooking up with this chick, sex was great. Pulled out and got cum on her and the sheets. She freaked the fuck out about the sheets, got her hair dryer to dry the wet spots wtf. So next time we fuck at her place I talk her into anal, I pull out and spray her sheets again. She freaks the fuck out again, I didn't say a word. Got dressed and left, never talked to her again.

>>736924063
Broke up with gf of 2.5 years by not talking to her anymore. She was a crazy cunt anyways so I dodged a bullet.

>>736928567
I thought I was the only one.

>>736929290
wow, she was really young

File: IMG_2621.jpg (52KB, 500x378px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 500x378px

>>736925577
You took all the time and effort to type that shit out and no one can fucking understand it

thisjokecanactuallybeprettyfunnydontfuckingruinit.png

>>736929304
WHAT VIDEO!!?

>>736927640
That's the thing. I don't care how good looking a girl is... If we can't have good conversations or she talks about bullshit, I lose interest. Sure, would still bang, but no way would I be interested in a real relationship with a girl like that. The good ones are hard to find.

File: 636e25d5-6dac-460f-955c-532a8debb3d2.png (29KB, 252x252px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 252x252px

>>736929375

>>736926391
It's nice that you are willing to sacrifice yourself in your new world of autism being a death sentence.

>>736924217
5D8C384

>>736929375
Zozzle.

Black
https://youtu.be/UeehJ-tocqU

>>736929445
...
Not what i was expecting

>>736929415
5D8C384

Girl I broke up with tried to lure me back with sex. Said she was up for anything. We had rough anal sex and it was clear she was not enjoying it. Never called her again.

>>736929375
Upper heh

>>736929546
Dude, what were you expecting?

>>736924063
made a girl i met on here fall in love with me

she was schizo and i tried to help her with her problems and various personalities interpretations of problems. she was around 14/15? i was around 19 at the time.

i just wanted to help her stop being such a pain to herself but she was so fucking sexual i deffo just made it worse, eventually my girlfriend saw our chat logs and stuff and i blocked her on everything.

>>736929584
Did you come in her ass?

>>736924063

gave my gf a blackeye, a fat lip, and various bruises on separate occasions :'(
BUT IM A CHANGED MAN I PROMISE

Took her out to a nice seafood dinner and never called her again

>>736929609
Story behind it?

>>736929690
Good. Stay that way.

>>736929435

Totally, good conversation and communication are like 80% of hat a relationship shpuld be, if you can't feel comfortable with your partner in those aspects I don't know what you're doing together then.

>>736929803
GF cheats on some /b/tard. She says she will do anything to get him back. He tells her to make this video...

>>736929609
>>736929803
is she smearing shit on her face and and eating it...?

>>736929813
Shutup bitch

i told her the truth while i was making sex with her ... i told that im her biological father.

>>736929960
Yes. Finally someone who gets it!

>>736929963
Careful. You're slipping.

File: IMG952013062495025018-1.jpg (25KB, 253x503px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 253x503px

>>736924063
I have the ability to maintain a full erection during and after blowing a load.

I was dating this slutty chick on the side, and she said she didn't want me to cum inside her, but I kept doing it anyway. I'm banging her, 40 mins in I blow my load, keep going, and after 20 or so more she asks if I'm going to cum.

>Already did 20 mins ago, babe.

She was mad, but I could tell she thought it was hot, too. She was a submissive conflicted feminist bitch. Pic related

I got this girl to cheat on her bf with me. Once we finished and she was just laying there, i started pissing on her. She got so mad and smacked me as she ran to the bathroom to clean up.

Robbed gf's apartment because she was cheating on me. Later after she was evicted I got her a storage unit because she was homeless and needed to store her stuff. Gave the rest of her stuff to charity because she cheated on me again.

>>736929937
If she cheated then I'm glad he made her do that lol

>>736924215
Not in the least bit mean, they should be exploring their body

>>736930064
She looks cute and I would have sex with her. I want her to sit on my boner.

Once I was mean to a girl because she wasn't doing a good job as ad carry

>>736930139
Literally took everything away from her. Everything.

>>736930153
It was still a shitty thing to do. No pun intended.

File: IMG952013060695183633.jpg (272KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 2048x1536px

>>736930190
She was kind of an amazon. 5'10" tall.

>>736924063
>be me
>secondary school
>year 8 (UKfag=12-13)
>English class
>teacher showing a presentation
>asks if everyone can see
>Phat girl infront of me
>"no I can't"
>at front of classroom
>teacher asks why
>"because femanon's fat head is in the way"
>Ohshithesaidthat.jpeg
>Silent
>friend laughs at the back
>both get sent out

20 minutes later

>teacher comes out
>"Apologise to her"
>for what
>teacher rants about fat shaming
>go back in class with friend and teacher
>After class leaves we stay with girl
>teacher tells us to apologise
>friend
>"Sorry for laughing"
>gets to go
>me
>"Sorry you're fat"
>after school detention
>girl goes to student welfare
>I get sent home for 2 days
>parents ground me for a month
>go back to school no one likes me

Guess you shouldn't fat shame a fat bitch then

>>736928826

>>736928933

http://www.xpee.com/video/16662/hot-teen-smearing-poop-on-her-face

>>736929117

http://www.xpee.com/video/16662/hot-teen-smearing-poop-on-her-face

>>736929445
she has a damn good body though

File: e2d278c546432c8b0a30ce8982752deb56d0249aff996c923378fdf2524a5981.jpg (62KB, 625x439px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 625x439px

>>736930240

>>736925577
Shut the fuck up.

>>736930302
Very nice! I bet coming inside her was lots of fun.

>>736930240
>letting a girl adc

File: IMG952013060395193413-1.jpg (16KB, 384x307px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 384x307px

>>736930537
It was. Her arousal and angry conflict over it made me diamonds.

>>736930542
they all want to play as jinx or caitlyn I think the support champions are not appealing to girls

>>736930292
Nah well deserved

>>736927808
>raped a friend 3 times

Wtf? "im sorry i raped you those two times, i dont know what i was thinking, im really sorry? Wanna be friends again?"

Girl: "ok anon, but no more raping"!

My neighbour used to masturbate for me via skype. I recorded the shows all the times and spread the thing. All my town knows her ass now.

>>736924215
Me too. She was 15. I was 19.

>>736930913
Why did you do this?

I killed her
Well I didn't kill her directly but I was one of the main reasons she killed herself.

Sorry, no story time

File: 1497025646073.jpg (22KB, 355x258px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 355x258px

>>736930855
Are you fucking stupid?
Never heard of girls being rape for years and they are too afraid to talk?

>>736924063
Seduced a married woman into divorcing her husband. Because of this she was alienated from her friends and family, lost custody of her son and her job. I left her a week later. No fucks given. To this day she's still trying to convince me to come back to her so I fuck her occasionally get her hopes up then leave her all over again.

>>736924063
I lived off a girl for 4 years while I was seeing other girls. It was hurting her but she tried to look past it. Because I was living with her, I would bring my tinder dates home, fuck them in the extra room, then after they left Id go cuddle with her or even fuck her some times. It ended when I told her I wouldnt want to have kids with her cause our kids would be ugly cause of her.

>>736924063
Green text story time?
> Green text story time

> Be me
> 16 year old with beautiful 8/10 gf who's 18
> Going solid for a year
> Find out through my best friend that she and him were fucking
> He said been doing it for a few days and couldn't stand knowing he was betraying me
> Angry at him but glad he fessed up
> Fast forward a few days
> I take my gf to a friend's party where everyone is getting smashed fucking drunk
> Convince my gf to go upstairs so we can fuck
> She's kinda into kink so likes to be bound and gagged and blindfolded
> After getting her stripped down, I tell her I gotta grab a towel
> I quickly grab a few of my best friends and enact my revenge
> We all go upstairs and sneak into the room and take turns fucking her
> She suspected nothing until we ripped off her blindfold and jizzed on her face bukkake style
> Fucking pissed but I top it off by calling up everyone to the bedroom to see her
> Room flooded with like 15 people taking photos
> Couldn't go anywhere because bound and gagged

The police later investigated me for sexual assault and a few other charges. Boss lawyer gets me off with a slap on the wrist because it technically would've been statutory rape on her end.

File: 1498415841846.gif (1MB, 296x160px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 296x160px

>>736924397

>>736928250
no she's filming it for her boyfriend

>>736924272
My most recent ex cheated on me multiple times and I found out on this years valentines and broke it off then and there. The night before she told me she was really scared I was gonna leave her the next day, lol. Funny thing is she was like crazy about me and thought of me as a god but she was one of those insecure girls where if ANYONE gives her any attention she's playdough in their hands. So I tormented her for months afterwards and fucked up a bunch her friendships. I know that's not like horrid or anything compared to what she did but still

>>736931632
One other thing, it was 10 days after her bday

I was a d bag when i was a kid. I told my gf when we were 13 that if she really loved me she'd have sex with me. I then broke up with her the day after we had sex, because I was going to hook up with a different girl. I told her if she ever slept with anyone else we would never get back together. basically anytime i got bored and horny over the next few years i'd tell her i was thinking about getting back with her and we would fuck.

File: 1498177106854.gif (974KB, 500x318px) Image search: [Google]

974KB, 500x318px

>>736927808
>Rape me once, shame on you
>Rape me twice, shame on me
>Rape me thrice, it... I don't know....

File: res_1496226504918.jpg (1MB, 1944x2592px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1944x2592px

Used to work with this girl at a bar/restaurant. I tried to fuck her all the time but always got turned down because she had a boyfriend. One day she comes in pissed off and mostly drunk because they had been fighting as usual but she said she was fucking over it and was going to break up with him. Made a joke that we should do some shots and go fuck in the walk-in and she fucking grabbed a bottle of jack and chugged like 5 shots then took my hand and pulled me into the freezer. She blows me for a few minutes and then turns around and lets me fuck the shit out of her doggy style over some fucking bags of French fries. Says "don't cum in me" so I pound that shit out and pull out planning to cum on her back but I came so hard it literally flew directly over get body and into the back of her hair. All of it. She was fucking wasted by this point and could barely stand. I acted like I wiped it off of her back with a towel but never touched the cum in her hair. She worked most of her shift with a full load in her hair until her boyfriend came in apologising and when she turned around he asked what was wrong with the back of her hair and another bartender said "omg that looks like dried cum!" And the fucking boyfriend flipped out and slapped the fuck out of the girl right there in the restaurant.

File: 2016.10.21 02.13.47.jpg (280KB, 976x1632px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 976x1632px

get her into coke

>>736925577
This was the worst greentext I have ever read

>>736930951
Because I could.

>>736924063
>Be me five years ago
>17 yo guy in ireland
>Final school year
>Was socially anxious when younger which made me an easy target for bullying so i had no friends
>I cracked under the pressure and the Anxiety just turned to anger and hatred in the final year which gave me confidence
>I reached out a hand of friendship to lots of people who all just rejected me cus people said i was weird because no one actually knew me very well.
>I become friends with another guy in a similar situation and we share the same feelings about everyone else
>We hate everyone for being sheep and bullying others cus the popular kids told them too
>People stopped bullying me because i was quite strong and with the new found confidence and anger i would attack and scare the shit out of them
>I was quite good at verbal insults and used very extreme ones
>No one fucked with me or my friend anymore
>People were saying i was a psycho
>I guess girls find this attractive because they were all over me
>I said "fuck them cunts" after abusing me for the last few years
>Debs(irish prom) is approaching
>I dont give a shit, it will only be dicks and bitches from school going
>Four or five girls ask me out
>I give them extreme verbal insults focusing on their faults and exaggerating them
>They cried
>I loved it!

>>736930913
Me too, she was 51 and I was 91

>>736928508
one of the defining moments of two peoples lifes.

>>736931881
That's what happens when summery anons learn to green text.

>>736924626
What's a "rag"

>>736932254
Back to school with you

>>736932254
It means asshair

I had hpv back then (2 y ago?), i was aware of that, still fucked a grill :/

>>736932254
its what kkk guys wear on their heads

>>736932254
It's a dowry ritual. Once a girl gets it, she can be fucked by the town rapist whenever he wants to keep the rest of the women safe from him.

>>736924165
I'm proud of you

>>736932500
Gas or coal?

>>736932500
Did you burn you cocklet on the grill

>>736927953

That wasn't being mean to a girl.

That was fucking sociopathic behavior and animal cruelty.

You are just a garbage person, that's all.

File: 1491525857977.jpg (90KB, 640x920px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 640x920px

>>736929620

File: qt.jpg (87KB, 427x640px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 427x640px

>Took a not so pretty girl to prom because I thought I'd get some action
>Picked her up, treated her great and so did my friends. Danced a bit, had a pretty good time at prom.
>Kissed her in my car in the parking lot, then asked her to suck my dick
>She got all offended thinking that was the only reason I asked her (It was lol but I didn't make it obvious at all and again treated her great, fucking corsage and everything)
>Didn't hear from her after that but a year later met up with a friend from highschool
>Heard she told some people about it and I just denied everything
>She died in a house fire this year (unrelated)

And that's when I decided to just fap daily instead of letting my dick do the talking.
I'm less autistic then I was back then but seriously, she acted like I tried to rape her.

File: You're on the right.jpg (39KB, 622x540px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 622x540px

>>736932686

>>736924063
Had consentual sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. After we were married of course.

>>736924063
easy

>been fucking this one bitch for a while, kind of chubby, low self esteem, literally called her "bitch" in front of all her friends
>has a lesbian friend, chubby obnoxious feminist I wanted to punch in the face every time she opened her mouth
>my bitch gets a boyfriend
>anon pays a visit
>sit a while with the feminist, bitch and her boyfriend over some beers and joints
>convince faggot to leave by literally saying "yo it's getting late, shouldn't you be going?"
>he leaves
>the moment he leaves I pull out my cock and put it in my bitche's mouth
>lesbian loses her shit for a moment, then asks if she can have a go
>end up fucking bitch in the ass, lesbian sucking my cock clean, with her cuck boyfriend right outside the door
>finish, take the rest of the beers and weed and bolting out
>bitch sends me a message a month later, her boyfriend left her, she calls me a cunt and we never speak again


good fucking riddance, I say

>>736924063
kicked her in the nuts

>>736924063
blackmailed co-workers young daughter to have sex with me

>>736930064
I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten foot pole

>>736933022
story time

>>736930302
Amazon? 5'10" What kind of fucking manlet am I speaking to?

File: 1495956928375.jpg (12KB, 255x209px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 255x209px

>>736933022

>>736932620
Coal ofc. Anyways it feels good now, to let the weight off my shoulders

>>736933182
long story short.
her dad and i were house friends and worked at the same job, everytime i was at his place she would tease, and give me strange looks for a girl her age.
i of course played along since she is such a tease.
after some time i guess she found my number from dad's phone and started texting me.
after several smart moves i gained her trust and turned texting into sexting.
made her show me some flash.
blackmailed her to show those pics to everyone, even her dad, i don't care.
i promised to let her delete them herself so she had to do everything i wanted.
did her 4 times

>>736930759
or MF. They all wanna be like MF

File: 45432_154231251256713_8316347_n.jpg (35KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 540x720px

cum in her when sleep

File: download (3).jpg (8KB, 196x257px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 196x257px

>>736933415
Good for you. Everybody knows gas is for chambers

>>736933416
how old was she? where did yall fuck?

>>736932056
She was 5 and I was 91

File: lol_cat-12926.jpg (45KB, 500x380px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 500x380px

>>736933560
Cute

File: 0r44444r4erofkfmds.jpg (144KB, 1437x917px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1437x917px

>>736924210
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

Shoved a girl really hard into a concrete pole and laughed while she slumped down to the ground crying

To this day I don't know why but it haunts me

>>736933570
sweet (something) at the time.3 times in a car (including getting out, on it, outdoors), once at my place

>>736930064
>I have the ability to maintain a full erection during and after blowing a load.

Teach me bro

>>736929937
dude what a fucking dumb, desperate whore

>>736932052
good job young man

File: 1496089876559.gif (498KB, 262x200px) Image search: [Google]

498KB, 262x200px

>>736924397

File: 1497033450567.png (38KB, 188x186px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 188x186px

>>736924397
.

Supermaned my gf one morning a couple of months ago. Was funny as fuck, she of course didn't think so. She didn't talk to me for a few days but that was like a bonus.

File: 1389194487.jpg (229KB, 1800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1800x1200px

Girlfriend hated anal but loved rough sex with choking and passing out and shit. Every time we would have a fight and have make up sex I would tie her up on her back with her feet by her head. I would fuck her pussy while choking her with my hands and then as soon as she would pass out, I would pull an illegal lane change with no lube, no warning nothing and let go of her neck so she would wake up with my dick in her asshole but she was tied up so she couldn't do shit a out it.

>>736932955
ay my nigga

>>736924272
Jasper?

>>736927029
That is a great move. You have the best mates.

>>736931368
pics?

>>736933902
I zozzle'd. Don't know why

>>736932955
sounds like the lesbian was pretty chill after all

>>736932052
heh, this is exactly the same situation i am in. Cheers to you lad you did the right think

A slut I know was drunk so me and 2 mates started fucking her she was loving it anyways one of my mates rang an autist he knew who was a virgin to come and join in. When he arrived the slut had the 3 of us lined up sucking our dicks. We told her about the other one coming to join us and she was fine in fact she was honoured he was going to be his first fuck. She told him to stand next to us and started giving him a bj. I gave her a wink and told her to bite his dick. Well she nearly took his helmet off he was screaming. We were crying with laughter. He wasn't very happy but she promised to to make his dick better by giving him the best bj ever. Me and my 2 friends had fucked her enough so we thought we've got to watch this unfold. The autist was still whimpering but he was rock hard loving his bj now. Just as he was about to come I gave the slut the signal to bite his dick again. Of course she did before she could smile at me the autist was punching fuck out of her he was screaming in agony going full psycho on the sluts head. Me and the other 2 just ran out of her house we couldn't breath for laughing. Little did we know the autist beat her within an inch of her life. She's a full retard now brain damaged and the autist is in a secure mental unit. He did fuck her though when she was unconscious so it wasn't all bad.

File: 1472165249202.jpg (140KB, 723x621px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 723x621px

>>736924063

had her take off her shirt for a dealer and his buddy, then traded her for a hundo by leaving her there. She was from out of town and had no idea where she was... someho, she found her way back to my apartment the next day around noon looking all fucked up with her knees all skinned up. Didn't feel bad about it then, but I do now.

>>736934964
>someho

kek

>>736933242
You think this height is average for a woman? She could still wear 4 inch heels and still not be taller than me, midget.

File: 1492123711184.jpg (566KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 900x900px

>>736934930
>not greentext
>pic related

Got her drunk and had sex with her in her bed while her fiance was out of town on business

File: IMG952013060395194023.jpg (286KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 2048x1536px

>>736934005
>Teach me bro
Get gud.

>>736928380
I know your IP im gonna hack you and your dog

>>736924063
Hppkup off Craigslist. Spanked her, slapped her around a little, put clothespins on her pussy and nipples, Fucked her senseless, fucked her ass til she shit on my dick. stuffed a 3 inch thick dildo in her cunt and fucked her ass again. Left and never called her back.

>>736924063
took her naked picture and posted it on /b/

Broke up with ex by calling her over to my place while fucking her younger sister. She walked into the house i yelled out that i was in the bedroom. She opened the door and i came inside her sister right infront of her. Continued to date her sister for another 2 years.

>>736935284
That's not mean, that's exactly what rando sex on CL is like.

>>736935284
that's what they want though

>>736935086
I know anon but Im on my phone and I just wanted /b/ to know this story as it is true and me and my 2 friends still laugh like fuck now about it
>I'll do it green txt next time

>>736928046
That's cruel. Next time give it to her in exchange for a nudes.

>>736934930
tl;dr?

Jizzed in my sisters bottle of face moisturiser

>>736932254
It's a girls period you fucking summerfag! GTFO!

File: Tosh mad he's talking to a tard.jpg (65KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 720x543px

>>736935057

I'm in the process of getting with my best friends sister. She's younger than me by a considerable amount and I still haven't told him. When this fails (and I'm sure it will) I'll have ruined her, my friend, the trust between all of them and I can stop it now by not following my dick.

Why do I always follow my dick?

I was dating a girl before I met my wife and then met my wife and dumped the girl. She would ask why she couldn't meet my family or be my GF . I told her I wasn't ready for a relationship. After 3 days of being with my wife I changed my status. That crazy bitch and her friends stalked me for months.

My wife was a senior in college, had a good job and didn't do drugs. The whore couldn't keep a job, smoked weed daily and dropped out of HS. I told her after months of harassment to get a fucking clue.

I was using my gf's netflix when we were together. when we broke up she changed her password but I was still logged in. I waited a month for her to make progress in her series ( pretty little liars, gossip girl orange is the new black etc etc.) so she couldn't exactly know what episode she was on and then deleted her personal account.

>>736924063
I was 23 and dating a girl who was 17. She was messed up. I mean bipolar, schizophrenic and on heavy meds. Her father put her in the hospital against her wishes for a med adjustment. Things can get sketchy when meds get adjusted. I was about ready to give up at that point but she called me for help. I was an adult, so I signed her out of the children's hospitals. Took her out for a night on the town, then took her virginity. She claimed to be a virgin anyway, hard to tell with the compulsive lying. Not stop. Manic bipolar leads to some exciting times in bed, I'll tell you. Anyway, I FWB-zoned her for the summer. She was so hurt she left the province to get away from me.