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Please help
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What did you do? >>736919070
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>>736919070


O____________________O
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no can do
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did you put your dick in the blender with a fleshlight again?
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Wtf is that shit, did you fucking get aids for what >>736919070
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>>736919070
Go to the hospital.
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hahaahhhhhahahhahahahhahahahaa
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>>736919070

Stop putting red wine on your dick.
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>>736919070
sluts?
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>>736919070
wtf?
I love story time!
Da fuck did you do, son?
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Nigger how?
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I felt a burning sensation that I thought was chaffing and what I though was pre coming up but now
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>>736919070
A sure serious sign of cancer.

Congratulations OP.
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>>736919070
Fapped one time to many? lol
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Prostate infection. Maybe.
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I dont know what the fuck you have done dude. You could have some hefty kidney stones or even an infection of your kidneys or bladder. Drink plenty of fluids, (see: water) and get to a doctor
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was going for the record, I've masturbated like 20 times today
help
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What did you put in there? Otherwise r.i.p. OP.
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>>736919070
Contribute to a tribute thread
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are you sure that's blood? it looks too watery to me
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>>736919422
yeah that would be overdoing it
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>>736919298
Sounds like prostatisis. See a doctor.
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>>736919422
pee in toilet, take pic
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>>736919070
Cut it and eat it
Don't worry about the bleeding, it will soon grow back up
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>>736919422
You absolute madman
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>>736919422
>I've masturbated like 20 times today

You're a fucking idiot and you deserve any complications you're gonna get
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Seen blood many times as a medical professional. That's not blood. Good effort though.

If op is really bleeding go to your Dr of urgent care today.
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>>736919702
There is literally nothing wrong with masturbating 200 times in a day
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>>736919070
http://symptomchecker.webmd.com/multiple-symptoms?symptoms=bleeding%7Cblood-or-red-colored-urine%7Cdischarge-from-penis&symptomids=244%7C27%7C49&locations=35%7C35%7C35
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>>736919422
>I've masturbated like 20 times today
lieing faggot.
the most ive ever cum in 1 day [10 hour time period] is 7 times and the last 2 [6 and 7] kinda hurt. so i highly doubt anyone would go past 10.
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>>736919070
seems like you got it all figured out yourself

just wait it out, man, time cure all wounds
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OP is definitely faking, that's not blood.
or if it is it's got other stuff in it.

on a serious note, always go take a piss sometime soon after you cum. if you don't clear it out, sharp shards can harden and cut the inside of your urethra, which hurts a lot and can cause bleeding.
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>I've masturbated like 20 times today.
Damn...
Life so bad?
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>>736919853
It's possible if you keep humming the bed and trying to chain a combo cum by piggybacking of the already present stimulation. I've achieved combo orgasms with this method.
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think I might call a doctor
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>>736920226
is it fucking shrinking
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>>736920226
Good luck.
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>>736919070
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>>736920247
Yes, all the blood that filled that meat balloon up has leaked out
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gonorrhea or hematuria....SEEK A DOCTOR
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>>736920247
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show bellybutton
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>>736920153
I've been wanking off so it's likely mixed with seminal fluids, but if not then I'd highly appreciate if you could diagnose what is spouting from the tip of my cock
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>>736919422
you are insane seek a doctor now!
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>>736920226
>might
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that will make you get erectile dysfunction you are so fucked
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>>736920530
oh i'm not in a medical field like >>736919705
i have seen a lot of blood though.

seriously, call the fucking doctor you retard.
why is your first instinct to make a thread on goddamn 4chan instead of contacting a medical professional.
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stopped
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>>736920380
>that will make you get erectile dysfunction you are so fucked

something similar happened to a mate, something haemorrhaged, bled in weird directions, so it was like pissing out, but created these weird blood abscesses around his groin, had to be drained

he has the wonkiest erection ever and has major ED
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>>736920801
Dont call doctor, let it heal alone
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>>736920917
this guy knows

he is most likely a md, listen to him
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>>736920917
yeah I think im good
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>>736919070
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>>736921064
still go to a doctor. If you're worried about being embarrassed, don't. They would rather you feel a little embarrassed and help potentially avoid a life-threatening situation.

Blood from a penis/vagina or blood in your stool is never normal and should never be ignored and left to heal alone.
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since everyone is here to help, sometimes i cough up black stuff. and i don't mean black like condensed blood. i mean like, properly black. as in, when the water mixes with it it turns gray.
usually in the morning when i shower, but sometimes during the day too. there doesn't really seem to be a pattern or trigger for it during the day, it just happens.
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>>736921388
fuck this guy

Your dick's fine, so an hero on stream
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>>736921064
Are y' trying now fap again x20+?
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>>736919853
I've done 14 you impotent faggot
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>>736920917
this happened to me twice this year was scared af and I left it alone and it stoped, would still like to know what the fuck is it (was also wanking way to many times)
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You should go to docter right away, I waited quite a while to go to doctor when my dick was bleeding, now I regret it I have pretty much constant pain when I masturbate or have intercourse.
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>>736921640
stop smoking fag
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Sometimes after cumming hard like 3 times my nuts hurt. You sir, fucked up somehow.
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you absolute faggots, stop overdoing it with the fapping!!!
even once per day is on the side of too much.
i realize nofap is difficult, but it really is worth it once you get to the optimal frequency (1-2 times per week.
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>>736923679
Shut up nigger
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>>736923679
>1-2 times per week.
are you gay?
you mean 1-2 ties per day?
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stop putting cranberry juice on your dick you weirdo
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>>736919070
I've fapped 10 times today, I don't think I'm gonna go for number 11.
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>>736924765
enjoy having super low testosterone and shitty overall feeling.
enjoy the same thing if you do it any less than that.
it's the manlilocks zone
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>>736925111
>enjoy having super low testosterone and shitty overall feeling

That's a myth. Masturbation has very little effect on hormone levels. Do some research instead of believing everything you hear.
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>>736925111
fapping too much means high test
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>>736919853
a japanese guy holds the world record with 36 in one day, phaggout.
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>>736925737
Brazilian kid holds the record for 42 and had to cut it short due to dying
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>>736921064
Fap more and break the world record, profit?
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Put me in the screencap plz.
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>>736919070
Stop melting strawberries on your dick fag
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>wat
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@-@....
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>>736919070
walk it off op, you're fine.
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>>736919171
First thing i thought also.
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>>736926409
Don't forget about me.
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Congratulations, you're a woman
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>>736925111
having such low testosterone levels that you need to not fap to have any testosterone left hahahaha fucking manlet
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>>736919422
those are rookie numbers one kid died by junkin his meat 56 times
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>>736923679
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