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Im a pot head who needs money for weed. You guys got any idea

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Im a pot head who needs money for weed. You guys got any idea what I can do to qet a lot of cash fast?
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>>736915004

Wat gender are you?
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Im a gurl lol
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>>736915004
Just post your paypal with a pussy pic and ill send you $15
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>>736915092
post ur fat tits and ass
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Show us ur big fat tits
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Now then now then let me fix it for you by putting my cigar up your ass
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>>736915191
+1 Ill donate you 100$
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My tits are my best feture!
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>>736915004
Get a job and stop eating so much fucking food. What are you spending in a week on food? It shouldn't be more than $50
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>>736915314
you mind if I jerk off to them?
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>>736915314

mmm, let's see that ass please
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>>736915314
>314▶
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>My tits are my best feture!
No they are not
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>>736915314
>>736915375
>>736915382

Samefag
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>>736915369
I spend most money on food n weed.

Such a yummy combo. Wendys is the best with purple hash
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>>736915432
u rite
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Do you think my dealwr will let me blow him for a gram?

Im smokin my last nug
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>Get life insurance
>An hero
>Claim insurance money
>???
>Profit!
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>>736915314
SHOW US YOUR PUSSY
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>>736915972
I havent sheved in a while tho
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>>736916097
so?
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>>736915004
If we lived close I would give you a gram and smoke you down for a sloppy blowjob
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>>736915575

ask him, if it was me i would
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I text him to come over.

Hope he gets back to me before my bf gets home.

Ok hers my pussy lol
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>>736915575

I'm not your dealer however, I usually do. Even dudes get desperate and hit me up with that gay shit.
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>>736916403
Cute!
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>>736916403
this is disgusting.
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>>736916403

Nice. Some advice when you're blowing him. Look, listen, and swallow.
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>>736916529
Im sorry I shuld have shaved
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>>736916575
and stopped eating all that fast food... years ago.
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>>736916403
Let's see that ass
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>>736915004
>Pothead
>Needs money
Get a fucking job you disgusting layabout!
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whats your area code?
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>>736915437
Absolutely Degenerate
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You realise this is a fat guy right?
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>>736916628
But its good. And cheap. Easy as fuck.

I only eat it a few times a week tho so yea
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>>736915314
If those pitiful gelatin filled skin sacks are your best feature then your fucking screwed. Might as well do some meth instead of weed to shed a few pounds.
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>>736916774
Ummm Im a girl...
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is there even such thing as weed addiction
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>>736916774
HAHAHA IT IS AS WELL
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>>736916951
Does meth work??

I thought it just fuckd your teeth up lololol
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>>736917044
probably not. but if you're willing to post images of your naked body on the internet begging for money for weed you're got a whole other set of issues.
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>>736917011
anyone can shove their dick between their legs to look like a woman
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>>736916628
kek
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>>736917141
Look! Vagina, you jerk!!!!

Ive got boobs and a pussy
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>>736917011
God I wanna fuck you so badly
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>>736917288

Nobody cares you have a cunt you look like youre about 300 lbs. from your pics.
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whats your area code you fucking slob
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>>736917346
Im Im 5"7 and 190 lbs okay?

Im a healthy weigh
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>>736917288
FUCKING ROASTIE, GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>736917490
Post a pic of your thicc ass
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>>736917608
I will when I finish my bath

My dealers comin by :)
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>>736917696
suck him off for free weed.
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>>736915004
Ugh. You could save some money if you ate less. Fucking ugh.
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>>736917490
Ight honey. I'm gonna be real. That dude shouldn't be an asshole right now, but don't lie to yourself. I'm 5'7 and 165 lbs, aannnd that ain't me.

Also, at this weight and height, if you're even close to truthful, your bmi is 29.8. 30 and above is obese. Not healthy.
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>>736917816
Ill let him do whatever he wants for free weed lol

Hell he could milk me like a cow for all I cre haha
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>>736917907
Im not lying. Im 190!!

... Ok 200
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>>736916403
>>736917288
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>>736917991
220 and what?
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>tfw I should've sold weed for free sex and money.
I knew tons of sluts back in HS who would shag for some weed. I was always afraid to though.
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>>736918081
You like? <3
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>>736918142
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>>736918142
any pissing?
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OP actually isn't bad if you are into thicker girls.

She's not half bad. 7 out of 10. 7.5-8 if she's got a cute face, but please, don't post it here.
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>>736917288
spread it
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>>736917911
Tell him that, the cow part
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>>736917991
.. If you say so. Look, ain't no reason to lie. Don't think you're healthy, because it's a bad mentality. Just quit getting high and being lazy. Be high and active.
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>>736918239
Kek
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>>736918100

Okay IM 250lbs!!!! Happy now?!?
Fuck

Im still hot
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>>736915314
If you live in Michigan I'll give you some
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>>736915004
Quit fucking eating while stoned, smoke all day don't eat. Lose weight.
>protipped how to not be fat.
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>>736918333
The first step to fixing a problem is by correctly identifying and acknowledging the problem... also trips check'd
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>>736918333
lets see the butt.
Also what do you smoke out of?
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>>736918333
piss pics pls
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OP here my paypal is [email protected]
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>>736918333
No you aren't you tub of shit
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>>736918081
>>736918142
>>736918239
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>>736918333
i just came to this
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Lets see that ass sexy?? Where you located?
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>>736918585
cool can i have some money now lol

>>736918491
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Would you fuck for cash? I got some money and jizz to blow.
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>>736915004
OP, I'll send money to your paypal if you post ur feet
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>>736915004
sell your blubber to Jap whalers
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Sharpie in the pooper
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>>736918711
How much ;)
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>>736918333
How low would you charge to smother a guy's face and whack him off? I want to be screamin on that ass.
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If you send pissing pics i will send a dollar
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>>736918333
to answer your question, Go give plasma at your local blood donation center. They give bigger people more money than skinny people too vampire your fluids off to weaklings. ..How i got my weed money for years.
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>>736918987
Why are the weird fucks also the cheapest? Pay a broad if you're going to ask for that.
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>>736918881
100 bucks, i'm rollin in it baby. post pics and I'll send you the green
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>>736918999

and yes ..as a matter of fact i do have herpes
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>>736915004
Can you sell blubber? Ambergris? Spermaceti? Other whale-related products?
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Suck on your tit
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>>736919158

plasma. There is a weight chart for $$ handout. Big people get like @20 on average.
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>>736919245

$$$ 20 more that is
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>>736918813
This guy always wanting a sharpie in the butt. You make me crack a smile anon.
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>>736918239
>>736918333
ITS AFRAID!
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>>736919409
the hacker known as 4chan?
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ill give $25 if you post a full body picture from behind
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>>736915004
getting a job
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OP post your ass already. Are you insecure about it or something?
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>>736919653
No, I want so badly to see its face
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op here... no donations so i'm going
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My ass ;)
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>>736919909
Suck on your tits please
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>>736919909
if you lived in texas specifically fort worth id butt fuck you hard af.
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>>736919870
Good luck. Watch out for Ahab.
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If you cant afford it then you should learn to quit.
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>>736919909
Hot. I want to bury my face in that ass and start screamin.

Post more butt pics and I'll paypal $15
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>>736919909
Hahahahaha
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>>736919909
you want some 18 yr old dick?
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>>736919909
you want money? go on tinder and fuck dudes that want the bbw... else shove a sharpie in your pooper and clearly show sharpie in there and ill give $30
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>>736920105
cuck
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>>736920067
fine, paypals already been posted.
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>>736919909
which side are your legs on
which way is up
i cant tell
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>>736920142
Still no tit suck. Gotta see those lips
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>>736920142
the hair mysteriously vanished?
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>>736920142
>Filename

Fuckin scam
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>>736915575
If he has no standards then go for it
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>>736915004
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wtf IS THIS. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A DUDE
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>>736915092
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>>736917334
You're pathetic
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>>736915437
Lol, somebody has no idea how to be poor
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>>736919909
You gotta spread that thing. Let's see some asshole.
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>>736915004
If you live in the Seattle Bothell area I will give you $150 bucks right now if you let me cum inside you. I work as a security guard at a closed construction site so as long as you can get here between now and midnight I can help ya out. If you're too skittish I will give you 100 for a good bj. Respond to this with a way to contact and I'll send a pic. See if you're interested.
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My paypal is [email protected]

Send me some cash boyss pleese?
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>>736920528
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show feet and gaping asshole
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>>736915004
Where you from? If you're Canadian we can meet up.
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>>736920503
awwwwh yeh someone gonna get nigger raped tonight
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>>736918491
Post kik OP and i'll discuss giving you some money
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>>736920528
Suck your tits
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Show feet please
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>>736920587
spidey man has gone poof
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>>736915004
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If someone actually entertains her female privilege (even while being fat) by paying her I will find you and kick you in the ribs and take your man card, faggots
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>>736920764
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>>736920592
>>736920735
Disgusting
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>>736920503
This is as real of an offer as you are going to get on here.
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>>736916796
Only eat fast food a few times a week, don't fucking make me laugh. In between all the packets of crisps eh? You no life cunt.
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>>736915004

people will literally pay you not to post any more pics
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>>736920833
Hey I dont have wite privilage!!
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>>736920833
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>>736920853
Bottom of feet, retard. soles
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>>736920913
yes... i was wrong to ask her that..
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>>736917044
Nah mate, but people get reliant on it. Needing it to sleep etc, or even function. A lot of the time the stoners are fed up of smoking their life away but are addicted to the buzz of meeting their man and getting a fix. Its a psychological thing no doubt.
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>>736920924
Whats wrong with eating? Its not hurting anyone
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>>736920646
I'm white and my wife hasn't fucked me for 6 weeks. Given she's had a bad miscarriage but 6 weeks is a bit harsh given the miscarriage was 3 months ago
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>>736921036
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>>736917911
Are you serious you fat cunt? Weed isn't even a good buzz anyway. You are a pathetic fat fuck, get the fuck out of here now sunshine.
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>>736921212
dem digets.
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>>736918333
"Im still hot" won't show face, won't show acne ridden ass but is willing to show your ninja turtle/homer simpson looking disgusting fucking torso. If you are hot, every cunt on here is a fucking model. lose some weight and get of the weed you fucking fat rotter.
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>>736921310
I am into it
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>>736921212
Please dont kick me out...Ill do anything!!

My dealer told me I need some momey...he wont give it up for free
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>>736921357
you do realise it is a man right
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>>736921140
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>>736921357
unto*

fucking retard
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>>736918333
You're disgusting.
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>>736921400
Are you a trap?
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>>736921310
My ass is smooth!!!
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>>736919889

omg this bitch is so fat she is attracting dubs and trips with her mass
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>>736921036
What's wrong with you? You are hurting yourself. Whoring yourself out for fucking weed you fucking idiot. Get your priorities straight before you get raped by some fucking nigger. Then we will see who its hurting. Mug.
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>>736921461
my mom thinks I am awesome
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>>736915004
Hey. Seattle bro again. Look, I'm a 27 year old white guy with a bit of a beer belly but who is otherwise in great shape. A little over 6foot and an inch, and I love stoner BBWs. My offer is real.
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>>736921549
Soles
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>>736921549
take one from further away and i'll send you 10
sexy as fuck
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Someone might actually pay you if you stop being a coward and show face
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Curious, how much have you actually received so far, OP?
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>>736921653
Seattle liberal nigger loving open border supporting Islam loving faggot degenerate
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>>736918283
More like 3/10 maybe 4 or 5/10 if a cute face
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>>736921667
Promise?
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>>736921594
edgyyy
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>>736921795
Zero :(
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>>736921877
Show face unless you're ugly as fuck.
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>>736921653
Nope. White Trump supporter. Got the hat and everything. Moved up here because it's less brown than LA and cheaper to boot. Also my wife has family up here. But they're all kikes.
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serious answer if your that desperate for some weed, post an add on craigslist offering to suck some dick......... its the only way
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>>736921877
Kim?
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>>736921877
Hell show face in fully clothed body pic and I'd send $50
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>>736921945
Guys dont like my fave as muche
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Do you seriously think these vomit inducing pictures are worth any money? Maybe if i'd drank enough to get alcohol poisoning and needed to throw up id throw $2 your way.
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OP is a smart anon...gather a bunch of pictures, fake a timestamp on one of them, and collect money from horny neckbeards via paypal. GG to anyone who actually donated.
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>>736922038
Hiya dave
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>>736922092
I do better at bars after all...

Id fuck a guy for 2 dollars right now lol
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>>736922066
Let me decide
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>>736922194
don't do it OP it's a trap
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Post kik
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>>736920285
Pretty sure she took a bath and shaved
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>>736921877
Emily?
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>>736922258
This
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>>736921877
I meant of your butt =( my bad
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>>736916403
hi Homer Simpson
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Please! I need money...

Guys my dealer will be here in an hour :( what can i dooo?
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No pls... no
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>>736922180
Done!
Get fucked, show dick entering, show creampie.
2 pics = $20
10 minutes worth of your time.
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Yeah I wanna see her face. No face, no pay consideration
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>>736922180
I've been abusing you on here for a laugh, but for real, just get a job you fucking mess. you'd fuck a guy just for 2 bucks? You need some self respect. Once you start dropping pounds you'll realize how fucked you are atm.
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Stop spending money on weed and start investing in a healthy lifestyle
Fruits, vegetable, lean meats, and buy a fucking gym membership you gross hog
You'll thank us later when you aren't dying of some disease at 25
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>>736917334
consider therapy.
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>>736922430
I dont need a jobim on disabilityy
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>>736922368
why the fuck would you call your dealer before you had the money you dumb fuck
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>>736922558
show butt + legs from a normal angle and i'll send you 12.50
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>>736915004
Tell ya what. Seattle bro will make you an offer. Tell me what airport is closest to you and I will do two things. 1 if it is less than 200 I will pay to fly you here and then I will give you the remainder of that ticket price 200 plus an additional 200 if you let me cream that pussy. Seattle bro is dry as fuck and the SJWs up here make it impossible to troll for tail. I'm bored and fairly well off so I'm willing to make this happen just to prove to the faggots here that I can. Respond to me with the info and a timestampted pic of your tits and a peace sign and we can go from there.
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>>736915004
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>>736921400
>>736921549
>>736921877
all hands on deck, sails at full mast, turn us 38° portside and man the harpoons
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>>736922590
give him that fucking thing
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>>736922576
Im hoping to fuck a freww gram but he might not!!! What if he wants to fuck no condom?
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>Sees body
>Leaves thread
Sorry woman if you thinking on selling your body, you are going to die of starvation.
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>>736918333
checked. It's ok, you ham planet
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>>736922368
what the actual fuck, that is the most disgusting back breaking pair of saggers I have ever seen in my life
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>>736922687
Do it post creampie, I will give you $20
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>>736922687
Then you let him cum in your pussy
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>>736918239
My fucking sides.
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>>736922368
Show your face, retard
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>>736921549
apparently you don't have one
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>>736922709
>going to die of starvation
fucking no chance bud
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>>736921877
hee joh, verrekte spekmuus
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>>736922687
I hope he creampies you for it, how empty are you gonna feel after that last bowl? You fat fucking menace.
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>>736915004
let your weed man fuck you raw and have him cum in your ass. he gets off, you don't get preggers and you get weed. a win-win OP
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>>736922368

Where are you from?
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>>736922616
Is this real? Whas your email?
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ffs, I do actually want to see her spread cunt despite myself

$20 to the paypal you indicate is the legit one for it. Really, OP.

2 hands, nice and wide.
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>>736922983
I dont like that... Dont doodle on me!
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>>736922989
Willing to fly to some random cunt on the internet? Welcome to rape and murder city.
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If you live in Missouri or near the Overland Park area I can smoke you up for free, all I ask is for us to be naked when doing so and I can fondle your tits
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>>736915004
I have an idea. Stop spending your money on shit food and soda.
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>>736923025
Show face and maybe people will pay you. No one wants to pay someone that thinks they're that fcking ugly
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>>736923025
You better not be lyin
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>>736922963
Mate hes gonna be super pissed off for her wasting his time, shes not said prior to this she will fuck for cash, hes going to her expecting money. You think he'd fuck this fat horror to give her free weed? She has wasted his time massively and not told him the truth. Id be fucking raging.
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60 bucks to your PayPal if you post timestamped tits and face right now
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>>736923202
and the hair magically has grown back?
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>>736923209
I'll contribute and make it 100$ with this anon.
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>>736922989
It is real but for obvious reasons I'm not going to give my email on 4chan. I will fake up a dummy one and post back in a bit
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>>736920163
KEK
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>>736923202
You fucking idiot. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah dw the money is on the way....
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>>736922973
>>736922973

where are you from?
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You're a disgusting fat piece of shit drug addict.

do us a favour and kill yourself you fat fucking cunt
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>>736923202
you are more dumb than you are fat.
ugly cunt tho
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>>736923202
2 hands with legs fully spread, can't see inside properly. I'm very picky about my cunt pics.

Which paypal is the real one, also?
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Faaace
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I'm not like the other fags on here, i will donate $30 if you post face and pissing

proof right here, it's my paypal balance
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>>736923253

I will throw in another $10 to make it total $110 for this
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>>736923389
Spend some money on a plane ticket, rumor has it, you could get 100 fucks from this fat ham planet for 200
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>>736923535
I've been waiting weeks. Spiderman go!
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>>736915004
Post on craigslist and say you'll suck cocks for 60
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>>736922989
Ok so I set up a mail you can contact me at. [email protected]
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>>736923618
If op is willing to fly in, fuck she can smoke as much as she wants and take home some too. Just as long as shes into some piss play and shit
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>>736920853
Fucking kek'd hard


Looks like the fat kid from bad santa's feet lol
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>>736917044
Look up Cannabinoid Use Disorder
My borderline ex developed it and become an intolerable dumb ass who literally couldn't microwave food
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>>736918333
O wow u fucking ugly whale. Is your bf black ?
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OP, all I need is face and pissing, it's one press away
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Still waiting on spread cunt.

2 hands with legs open so I can see inside, $20 to the paypal you indicate is the real one OP. Really.
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>>736915004
You will die fast because of your obesity, im not trying to be mean but you really need to loose weight, and alot of it
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>>736923726
You both need self respect. Why not get just a fucking prosty who doesn't look like a shaved wooly fucking mammoth. I dare say they wouldn't mind exchanging drugs for sex.
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>>736923877
She's a fuckin idiot if she fucks this up, its a real nice and simple 50 bucks.
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>>736923965
Lose* you fucking mongo, you need to gain some braincells, alot of them.
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>>736919909
looks like a sofa pattern
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>>736924011
>implying that the most demanding dudes in e-horing world are not a fucking scammers

you are right dude :0
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>>736924011
A prostitute has likely got STDs and arent usually fun people. I just want a girl with huge tits to casually sit with me naked and smoke and talk about shit, the sex can be after or whatever
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>>736923877
I'll throw in another 20
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>>736923777
Borderline ex? What do you mean she wasn't really your gf at any point, or is she a skitzo fuck?
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>>736924099
is that you jamal abdul rahjesh maleek?
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>>736924031
You really rekt me there you fat bitch
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>>736921549
i cant tell if tis is your ass or like the back side of your knee??? wat in the fuck
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this pathetic lard ass only knows how to smoke and make herself fatter.

not going to lie your type are good to fuck for a night, week tops, and then i'd start to feel disgusting thinking about it.
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>>736917085
not if you brush but judging by your weight you probably have a hell of a time keeping up with your hygiene
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>>736924099
What's demanded costs nothing. No effort, if it is a scam no loss. But what do you expect from a retard stoner on 4chins.
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Man this is one stupid ugly bitch. Can only imagine what her boyfriend is like lmao.
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>>736924328
"boyfriend" bitch probably dating McDonalds.
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>>736924153
A prostitute will be as fun as you fucking like mate. I can understand just wanting a girl to chat with, but those cunts will do anything for drugs/money. Find a high class one and pay the bill, you won't regret it mate, fuck those horrid street maggot infested street hookers. The high class prozzies are called escorts and they are fucking utter filth
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>>736924031
Misstyping one word compared to your obesity doesnt really seem like a big mistake
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>>736924170
I'm not the fat whore, just someone who knows how to spell properly. Fucking spastic haha.
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If your in mass I can get you some crack. Then you wanna try something worth sucking dick for.
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>>736924428
Once again. i'm not the fat whore, just accept the cunt got rekt.
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>>736924278
>implying

obviously it has price, for example the risk of doxxing because 4 chin fegits, btw she could be doxxed without his 20 bucks

>ewhoring demaning dudes are a fucking scammers

she will not post, until she get the money
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Last chance for my 60 dollar offer for timestamped tits and face posted now. Let's go OP
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>>736924459
Ofcourse youre a fat whore
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>>736924579
i saw you jamal
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>>736924375
this fat slut looks like the taco bell type of women, coochie smell like cheddar cheese and old meats
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>>736924604
Yeah it's her anon
>>736924375
Sounds about right
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Fist yourself. $100 if you do it by the time I get it of the shower I'll give you $100.
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>>736924158
She had borderline personality disorder
But you eventually learn that they are never actually "with" you, they just lie cheat and manipulate people into situations that are advantageous to them.
Theyre also more susceptible to addictions like alcohol and tobacco, but I'd imagine weeds somewhere on that list.
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>>736924637
Definitely, you know that pussy smells like a freshly opened can of spam.
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>>736923202
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>>736924572
I've been doxxed, twice and you know what. Nothing happened, why? Because it doesn't mean shit if you're a nobody. No one cares to go after a big fat nobody, this shit is dumb she was given an opportunity ans fucked it up. Like what's the point of trying/posting this thread if you won't try. Every asshole wants something for nothing and it seems like even when its on the table they can't be bothered.. Sad.
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>>736924031
Commenting on spelling mistakes
Newfag?
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>>736924726
You do fucking realize that this is women in a nutshell mate? Hahaha women are only with you until they get fucking bored and then they wander elsewhere. Selfish fucking cunts. Name me one man thats ever taken a woman to the cleaners in divorce court, you won't because it doesn't fucking happen. Name me a woman who has taken a man to the cleaners? You'd be sooner telling the women who haven't. Selfish cunts.
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>>736922590
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>>736924997
What a whiny bitch you are.
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>>736924875
Row the boat
Roody poo
/b/ day - you forgot your mission(tune from metal gear plays in background)
7 word filtering to over 9000
I think candlejack is a really cool guy i mean he fu..
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Full nude with face ill send $1200 as im a rich fag. Whats ur PayPal and if your local to boston ill drop bye and fuck you and ill pay say $2000?
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