/b/ why have you never been to a nude beach

Because disgusting old people

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>>736913097
have been

>>736913097
Because im fat and working out to have a beach-marketable body for next year. Im tired of being fat. Hurts the self esteem

Because im in canada you fucking barbarian

>>736913097

only has fat old people who give creepy gazes...

>>736913097
I live northern US so no nude beaches or even beaches near me. Also if i wanted to see titty's id just go to a strip club there somehow would be less creeps there too

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Imagine this cold and wet in public I've experienced that before lol no thank you lol

>>736913097
One of the best in the world is a 15 minute walk from my house. I go all the time.

>>736913366
Where in Canada? There's nude beaches everywhere

I have. Grew up with weird swinger parents.

>>736913097
I have, Budleigh Salterton in Devon UK, couple of gays standing up outside little pop-up tents hoping to get lucky, some naked women sunbathing, it's not exactly the most erotic scenario. Did see one nice slightly chubby hippy chick with a great body walking along, the sway of the hips with the triangle of bush moving between, and D cup tits swinging gently.

On account of my overwhelmingly tiny penis

>>736913623
tell us about them. any interesting or funny stories you could greentext?

>>736913097
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>>736913371
Google nudist pageant

I am european so yes

>>736913097
Is get a boner and then get boner shamed off the beacg

>>736913097
gross hippies, pervert old people, and gross people

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>>736913097
mostly fat old people been naked...shit is not cash

>>736914513
Fuck

>>736913097
I'm scared to touch my eyes

>>736915563
What?

>>736914977
Why are Europeans more inclined to nude beaches than Americans?

>>736913097
small(ish) penis and worry about errection

it was not by free will, and it was full of old ugly people
as if most people arent already vile
plus im a private kinda person

>>736915973
Because most of Americans are fat, niggers, or white trash. 95% of Europeans are hot as fuck

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>>736914513
based anon.

I live in bolivia and we dont have beaches .. fuck!!!

>>736914513
Kekked instant cp

>>736913623
hot

>>736915973
europeans tend to have more respect for eachother in general, so not taking pictures and posting them on instagram/facebook.
dont tell me its not true I was in America and half the people were angry assholes

>>736916180
dream on. maybe in contrast

>>736913817
lol Devon here too, been to the one in your area, didn't expect to see it referenced tbh.

>>736913492
he means he lives in calgary and is too poor to afford a drive to the beach. he should try one of those 1.000.000 lakes you guys have, you can probably find a private one for yourself and the friends you dont have

>>736913286
Um...if you've ever actually been to a nude beach or resort, most of the people are fat and middle-aged -- so don't worry.

>>736913286
good for you
fat cunt

>>736913097
For aesthetic reasons.

This is a little off subject, but does any anon have the directions for supplements to take for giant cums? I saw it on here a couple times and want to try it. It was like 4 supplements...

>>736915973
because americunts are perverts, fat as fuck, and moronic trash. most of stupidest whores in europe are smarter than your typical american graduate of adult daycare

>>736913097
Registered sex offender.

>>736916805
inb4 killed by /b/

because I'm hung like a gerbil

>>736914513
How s that not considered pedo?

It really depends on the area and the beach, obviously. But in a lot of cases nude beaches are mainly populated by ugly people and dudes looking to hook up with other guys. Similar to a cruising area in a lot of ways.
Again it can depend really heavily. Some beaches have a particular crowd, but a lot veer towards gay shit for the most part.

The ones that are nicer aren't very sexual, either. It's not like someone would be imagining, as when it's a sexual thing it becomes a creeper place where the type stated above go to fuck around.

>>736916959
According to my PO, that's a violation.

>>736916805
No supplements. Just find a guy who can hit your prostate next time you take a dick and you'll have big cums.

>>736913286
Same

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Father / Daughter Nudist

My country doesn't have any seas.
Also nudist "beaches" here are the worst, most algae ridden, muddy, filthy places full of disgusting old people.
I'd rather go to a fresh, cold flooded quarry like pic. related (Actually 90 minutes of ride from my home.)

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>>736914513
How is this even legal

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>>736917700
Forgot the pic, sorry.
The place is 38m deep and very sought for by scuba divers.

>>736913097
Nope, I would be 24/7 diamonds

>>736914513
Family Nudism is where it's at.

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>>736917664
>>736917725
Mom is taking the pic

>>736917987
lol at simi chub

>>736916959
why is it that you retards see rape in everything? holy shit people, calm the fuck down.

>>736917987
Don't worry there dad figure, your daughter makes me hard too.

>>736915183
this

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>>736917664
>>736917725
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>>736917987
she's 18

>>736918259
Did you fuck her yet?

>>736918259
You are the Dad?

>>736918259
her tits look bigger in some of the pics. maybe she aged throughout all the pics uploaded so far. she is almost at her mom's size at her biggest.

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>>736914513
How is this even on google?

I go as often as possible. I love showing off my cock.

>>736913097
Germany is shit tier

>>736914513

And straight to jail we go!

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>>736914513

>>736918777
It's on google, it can't be that bad

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>>736913097
Some of the women have scary nipples

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>>736918409
she believes in the total freedom of nudity

>>736913097
Because I don't know where any are nearby. (I live in central Virginia)

>>736918777
Trips confirm lol it's legal tho

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>>736918958

>>736915973
nudity isn't such a big deal for europeans, I mean americunts still can't tell the difference between nudity and pornography in movies

>>736919125
Smells like Germany

>>736918580
Are you a shower?

>>736919148
Ok faggot

>>736919288
well spoken, you make a good case

>>736919413
You didn't

>>736919015
Why would that be legal?

I do, I try to flash my cock as much as possible in public

>>736916811

American, travel to EU for business and this is pretty much BS. Especially the stupid part, as Master of Science degree from an EU college is roughly the equivalent of a US Bachelor degree.

>>736919578
Technically because the focus isn't on the genitals so it's not cp

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>>736919125
>>736918958
>>736918259
>>736917987
>>736917725
>>736917664

>>736918922
wtf did she do to her tits? nipple fucking clamps on the beach?

>>736915973
Americans are more comfortable with violence and explosions, but squeamish when it comes to sex.
Vice versa for Europeans. The different cultures reflect these attitudes respectively.

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Modest (legal) Girl

>>736920013
Hate facts

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>>736914513
I did it, now what? should I expect the FBI battering down my door any minute now?

fuck u anon

>>736920116
Need to wash my eyes

>>736913097
want to go to a nude beach but don't want to go with out a GF, Or else would have a like a boner waving around everywher

>>736914513
I remember seeing that like 16 years ago.

I always thought the black one was cute. If out of place.

>>736920116
Doesn't matter if she's legal. Nudism is a way of life recognized by all US courts. Looking at the pics is not considered child porn

>>736920227
She's got her daddy's nipples.

>>736920517
Germany = child porn

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Just a campout

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>>736913097

...but I have. I was nothing special. I don't plan on going back. Pic semi-related.

>>736920227
I know the dude is probably like 50 but how the hell do you not care enough about your wife finding you attractive to let yourself get so damn fat?

>>736920601
so? Doesn't matter where the pics are from.

>>736913097
I went once. Woke up to some dude giving me a handy. Wasn't pleased, as not into dudes & left figuring I wasnt into that scene.

2 years later found out that was not cool or acceptable behavior at all and if anyone else there knew he wasn't with me they'd have dragged him off the beach if not kicked the shit out of him first.

Went back, nothing like that ever happened again. So I guess they're mostly cool, unless you're unlucky.

>>736920723
Have a fat wife

>>736919264
He has to lift his fat rolls first.

>>736920450
Most people are old and leathery.
Your weenis will probably be bored.

>>736916262
Shit bolivian gtfo

>>736919885
pasties

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>>736917664
>>736917725
>>736917987
>>736918259
>>736918958
>>736919125
>>736919706

>>736920947
walking around naked infront of other people always gives me a stiffy

>>736913097
according to the so called "justice system" i'm not allowed near naked kids any more

>>736919706
post moar of your daughter

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>>736920517
If shit like >>736914513 isn't illegal, go ahead and post it here. See what happens.

>>736921481
kek
downloading and spreading the pictures.
suuuuuuure "anon"

>>736921367
You're lucky. according to the so called "justice system" i'm not allowed naked near kids any more

>>736921751
Thats the fucking point

>>736921751
just go to any mainstream porn side and search for young nudist, you'll easily find sub 18 year old girls . The pics have been up for years. It is legal. Though you won't find like 12 year olds