mom and son thread

>>736912771
These are cartoon characters

bamp

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>>736914040
Bump and contribute cunts

>>736914207
with that shit you're not contributing

Quit bitching and post P.S Bump

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It's not as cool as it look bro. Mom and I fucked for over 4 years now we barely talk or make eye contact. I just wish I had my mom back

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>>736912771
I got only mom.

>>736914872
How did it start

>>736914872
at least tell us more

>>736914872
Green text, my dude.

>>736914872
>>736915273
this

>>736914872
>mom has hairy pussy cuz dad and her dont fuck
>starts walking in in me naked
>shes naked too
>says that she wishes she had a good fuck once in a while while drunk one day
>i offer i would do it if she wasnt my mom
>she says she doesnt care if shes my mom and that shed do it too
>fuck her hiary bush
>she makes me lick her dirty gross unbrushed mouth
>as a reward i would get to suck on her dry skinned feet
>every time i was about to cum from making out with her unbrushed teeth she would offer her dry skinned big toe as a reward for cumming in her
>was the best orgasms ever
>now single and my mom doesnt live near me for us to fuck
>wish i could fuck her hairy pussy while sucking her dry skin feet as i cum after sticking my tongue in her filthy mouth

God life is miserable. Gives you the best shit ever and then takes it all away

>>736915852
pics?

>>736915852
I can't tell whether you liked it or not

>>736916198
>>736915852
i did,
wish i could keep sucking on her dry skinned feet. but she was strict with me. cumming while sucking on her feet was the best. she was super strict and made me make out with her dirty mouth and missing teeth. licking every nook and cranny and only then when i was near cumming from that would she offer her feet "here you go, your reward for being a good buy" and that would escalate the orgasm to a whole new level

>>736915852
>>736916518
I take it back, i don't want to know anymore.

>>736916518
This is borderline bonerbuild and after done reading I can't seem to find my dick anymore

>>736912771
God I hate that my mom is disgusting, fat and just a nasty personality.

I love this shit because it helps me fantasize about what it would be like to have a mother to look up to who then, going above and beyond, loves you enough to want to make sure you're sexually satisfied as well.

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>>736917343
My mother is disgusting too. I'd rather fuck my dad, at least he isn't fat and I'm sure he shaves his bush.

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>>736917343
Same here.

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>>736917693
If she looked like this i'd fuck her in a heart beat.

>>736917343
Like, this bitch repressed and judged my sexuality to the point where I'm a virgin at 32. She taught me that I'm so abhorrant that if I find anyone attractive that that is mahor abuse on my part that I have to burn myself.
To this day I still do if I feel interest toward a woman; that is why I fap to cartoons. You don't hurt cartoons by liking them.

Man fuck her. Or rather, I wish my dad never had and conceived me.

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>>736917761
Or like this.

>>736913533

Got the set Anon?

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>>736917800

Man one day i'm gonna have a kid and i'm gonna be super suspicious of him.

>>736917343
agreed, my mom is gross, but I bet I could get her to suck me off if I tried,

the bitch is desperate.

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>>736918058
Don't worry, he probably won't be a degenerate

>>736916518
>>736915852
because of this i have to date and fuck women like this>>736917860
and i make sure they have dry feet and i suck them when im about to cum. its just not the same. not as ugly and fat as my mom :(

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>>736917343
exactly same here...

>>736919024
Seems like a bit if a trend, huh.
Thought most of my fellow mom son fans had actual hot moms.

Might be that old case: "sister incest fans are men without sisters"

Like I'd love to fuck a hot mom who says her little boy can cum in her mouth or anywhere else if he wants (fuck I'm getting hard typing that) but the idea of that happening to me with mine (yeahwp, getting soft as I'm typing that) utterly disgusts me.

>>736918220
>degenerate
oh /pol/

>>736917343
I am sure the Germans have a word for this feeling.

>>736919429
>incest
>not literally completely degenerate
It's hot a fuck, but come on

>>736919814
Mütterabschwerungsoedepiallustparadox?

>>736920123
kek

>>736920123
Hallo Bernd

>>736920123
German here. I'd express it like so:
Mutterabstoßungsumkehrverherrlichungsreaktion

>>736920290
Ha funny. I'm not even German. However I'm a windmillfag and our languages do the same. In moonspeak it'd be: Moederafzwerendoedipaallustparadox. Nearly the same

>>736920290
Welcher Bernd würde das denn so schreiben?

>>736920394
Ah, yeh. As said in another post: I'm a goudaback, so my German sucks a little. (A lot)

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wait now I feel again

>>736920431
Keiner,
Er >>736920394
macht's schon besser

>>736920394
dutchfag over here: fussbodenteppichreinigingsmaschineverleih

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>>736920470
I like the Netherlands. I met my literally first girl stroking my dick there.
Be convinced, if it were for me, Germany would never again attack any region below the sea level

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>>736920954
kek. nur kleine buchstabendreher. oder ist das holländisch?
sounds pretty much German to me :).

BUT can you also get the aromatically gender of your creation right? is it "der", "die" or "das" ...

>>736921243
>aromatically
* grammatically
auto-correction is bitch

>>736921243
that was my best shot at german ;-)

>>736919297
>"sister incest fans are men without sisters"
I'm a big sister incest fan and I have two sisters. Didn't grow up with them, though, so that's making it a bit awkward now that I'm in contact with one of them because she's cute and I'd put my weiner in her.

>>736920954
Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsmützenknöpfe
And a friend's favourite:
Heizölrückstoßabdämpfung (contains each letter only once)

>>736919848
I never said it wasn't degenerate, I just had the eerie feeling the poster I replied to was implying that degeneracy is a bad thing.

>>736921766
nice ones, anon. danke schon

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>>736912771
Assuming you are at least half good looking and not a total sorry fucking loser your mom is probably one of the easier lays you can get.

>what??? No way?!

Yes way friend

1. Your mom is a middle aged woman who is horny all the time, chances are your dad and her's sex life is absolute shit

2. You are , most likely, a seemingly better looking version of your dad.

3. The only people women love unconditionally is their children. Your mom would do anything for you.

Seriously, you think I'm kidding but I'm not. Most likely the only thing stopping you from being balls deep in your mom is just the balls and the will to make a move.

Now my mom is not attractive so I have little interest in going there but I have no doubt that I could have her on all fours on the kitchen floor if I felt like it.

Sisters, now sisters are hard; unless you are so insanely attractive that it overrides her mind and turns her into a cock guzzler . Or I suppose if she is like a crack head or something. Chances are sister fucking is out unless you are uber Chad.

Daughters. Once again let's assume you are above average in attraction or this isn't happening. women as we all know are attracted to dominate alpha men. And I'm a young girl's life who is more top dog than a father? And you have the power dynamic of a father daughter relationship. Girls would be more willing to do what you ask since you are the patriarch.

Now if you are a girl it's easy to seduce your dad or brother just make it obvious and be aggressive they are men. Sons might be harder unless you are a milf then it's also going to be easy for you.

in descending order the easiest:
>sister seducing brother
>daughter seducing father
>son seducing single mom or mom in a bad relationship
>son seducing mom
>mom seducing son
>dad seducing daughter
>brother seducing sister (the toughest)

Reiterate: this is only possible if you are decently attractive