should i even bother trying to get a gf with this penis

>>736901851
It's a grower, completely fine when it's hard. No girl will ever complain so stfu

Is that it hard on the left?

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>>736901851
Mine is like that
Wife

>>736901964
yes
>>736901949
what about cuddling? or waking up in the morning? she'll notice then. it's not that big even fully hard

It's a good size.

>>736901851
Retractable

>>736902013
dang, everything about you must be on point otherwise.
>>736902102
i'm really insecure about it.

>>736901851
how do you pee?

Which penis ?

>>736902561
i stretch it out

>>736902624
they're both my penis

>>736901851
whats the size when erect?

>>736902639
wow. Sounds weird. I wanna see that

>>736902773
5-5.5 inches if i'm depressed
6 if i'm not
i've measured it 30 times, it usually comes out 5.75"

>>736901851
Don't even worry about it bro. My dick is the exact same way. gf loves to play around with it for past 4+ years. Shits like one of those old star wars extendable swords.

>>736902931
with that size you are fine, nothing to worry but is amazing how small it is when flacid, i have same size as you when erect but 2-3 inchs with normal temperature

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>>736902993
Forgot pic lul

>>736902078
I legit told the lady that I was a grow-er and not a show-er, but through one means or another she felt it at full bone, and she was giddy. Seriously though, you're fine as long as she's not a shallow bitch.

>>736901851
I'm the same, about 1-12 inches when flaccid and about 5-6 inches when erect

>>736901851
I got the same problem sometimes my pubes are longer than my dick. When erect tho it's 6.5 inches I'm embarassed of it.

>>736903415
/thread

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at least your dick is straight faggot

>>736903875
If only it was pointing upwards you'd be making bitches squirt like no other.

>Get really smart
>Make tons of money
>Get good at stimulating the clit

Grills wont give a shit m8 i swear down

>>736903217
>>736903415
i'm worried that it's super off putting so no one will ever see it fully erect

>>736901851
You won't be able to fuck your girlfriend properly but you still can make her cum like crazy with your tongue, fingers, toys.
If you work in bed to make the girl cum your small dick won't be a problem with a lot of them.

>>736904387
I can hit doggy and do the same but that's not the point

>>736903875
probably increase surface area inside, increasing stimulation on her end

curved dick is actually probably advantageous
>>736904411
i'm in a doctorate program. i make decent enough money but i'll make more soon

idk what i'm doing wrong then. i've still yet to kiss a girl

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>>736901851

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>>736903421
>1-12 inches when flaccid

Shit man that's fucking convenient. It's only a good size when you need it to be, then safely tucks away when you don't.

And girls don't give a shit about flaccid dicks, if anything you'll surprise them

>>736901851
Most women only have sex to please men, they dont really care that much about your dick, just use your mouth.

Women dont care about getting fucked proper untill their 30's when they become mad whores. Stay away from 30 year old whores, 18-26 or over 40.

>>736904508
>your girlfriend
man idk why that crushed me but it did. i don't have a gf, never had one. nothing whatsoever
>>736905074
they wouldn't laugh when it shrinks back to nothing?

>>736902078
>cuddling
>morning

Both of those things give you a boner. Seriously, that's the only dick you have got. You can't be selfconcious about it. If you get a girlfriend, she will eventually see it, you might as well act proud of it.

>>736905533
Lol wtf.... Learn to fuck bro, and they'll keep coming back. I suck ass at eating out tho.... I'll start eating them out for a minute and they'll ask to be fucked instead.

>>736905569
How old are you? I got my first gf at 23, and we used to fuck like crazy

>>736901851
Why do you have differing sheets OP

>>736905812
This nigga only has one sheet

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>>736905812
It's a comforter. One side is blue, one side is patterned. Notice the screen is this thread and has a (you) on it for me

>>736905614
>I suck ass at eating out tho.... I'll start eating them out for a minute and they'll ask to be fucked instead.

http://www.xvideos.com/video531677/milf_nina_hartley_teaches_how_to_eat_pussy

In 25 minutes you'll be an expert.

>>736905608
idfk what to do. i've never had a gf and i don't know if i'll ever be able to
>>736905754
26.

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>>736902483
Not really, I'm ugly af
Decent girls and some sluttier ones don't care about dick size as long as you can achieve a decent boner
Are you fat? I lost some weight and some of my flaccid dick became visible, which also helped a lot while peeing standing and added like an inch to erect dick too

You're dick is a fine size. No one will care

I don't understand how someone is complaining about having a slightly above average dick size?

She's never gonna see it floppy, and if she does it doesn't matter because it gets hard at a decent size

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>>736906505
god i'd kill to have a gf like that

yes i'm like 300 lbs, pic rel

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>>736906697
I'm 24 and I lost my virginity to her last year bro, and before my weight loss I was waaaay to insecure to get a gf, not because I didn't want to, but because women like self confident guys
If you drop some weight you could totally get a gf
You could too the way you look now, but you will feel better if you do lose some

>>736907018
i'm super jealous

rsd guys.

>>736907875
fedora-tier

>>736907695
Don't be, you can start rn by not drinking any soda, coke or any flavoured drinks besides water, coffee with few sugar and tea
Eat oats and drink green tea
And you can exercise by just going out for a walk, biking or something like that, I picked up skateboarding like a two years ago
Also I used to confuse sadness and boredom with hunger
Learn to play an instrument, read something, or play videogames, anything that makes you forget about food for a while

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>>736907695
Forgot motivational pic

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I have this one and I still have a hot and wife

>>736901851
Mine does the turtles too. My gf loves it. She picks on it but also says she loves it cause it gets her off every time besides a few occasions of me almost instantly blowing it during morning sex lol

>>736903875
Looks goofy as shit. Mine is only 6.3 inches but it's straight and thick. Can they even take it in the bum??

>>736901851
why in murica you cut your dicks like sandniggers?
it's fucking gross.
also OP will never pleasure a girl other than a midget.

>>736908617
op here, not even a midget
>>736908313
>>736908439
i've weighed 100 lbs less before, it obviously didn't help

i feel super stuck. damn she's attractive though

>>736908589
I don't like it too but I would never change it with a 6.3 incher lol

>>736908744
How is everything else in life going? Are you satisfied?
Pick up a sport, even LARPing is actually physical enough to drop weight, and an amazing way to meet not-shallow cool girls

>>736906117
Have you actually used it tho?

>>736909181
Bump

>>736909047
not good, no

don't want to larp

>>736906117
Great vid thanks anon

>>736901851
Porn=/=Reality
Average dick size is 5 to 5.5 inches.

>>736902931
M9 you need to keep on measuring it or you will never get laid. Set out a plan to measure it every hour. If out, use a public toilet. Take a ruler with you.

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>>736911098
What do you like to do on your free time? Do you have a job?
Do you have any romantic interest atm?

>>736911964
it makes me insecure how small it is flaccid
>>736912085
i can see why you'd think that's funny
>>736912525
nothing really, netflix/youtube/xbox/guitar. yeah i work in pharmacy. i mean yeah there are girls i like but they're unrealistic af

>>736913424
Focus on guitar, that'll do, acoustic or electric?

>>736908828
Don't be insecure my man. I know it must such. Is the effective length even 6 inches?

>>736901851
It's good size OP, just looks abnormally small when flaccid, but when it's erect it's good, nothing to worry about.

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>>736907018
Sieg?

>>736902078
>>736901851
What if you've got this and premature ejaculation? How fucked am I, guys?

>>736901851
lose weight

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>>736913981
Lol, nope, but close
Mexifag here

>>736914206
Thinking of getting the same piercings. Already got a tongue piercing. Do they get in the way?

>>736914285
Not at all, got tongue too, amazing help to eat pussy
Also thinking about getting gauges

>>736914634
Got a Mexican mate with sorta the same facial hair and gauges. Actually looks pretty good. I'd recommend. Can't post a pic of him though

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>>736914634
Also what tongue piercing do you have in? And do you have a giant stupid crater?Pic related. You can kinda make it out

>>736914757
I'm also afraid of unemployment, like any mexican lol

>>736914902
Haha yeah that's an issue he's facing. Hasn't had an interview yet so it hasn't affected him yet

>>736902013
what the fuck is that mug in the background? kill yourself, anon.

>>736915027
Fucking laughed. Jesus Christ come on anon

>>736901851
Yes a good Christian girl won't care about sex for anything goes other than procreation

>>736901851
Mine is about that size and it has really effected my confidence with women. I am married now but I am still really self conscious about my wife and if she is enjoying it. Probably not.

>>736915027
Gay detected, nobody else noticed the mug

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>>736915027
>pic of girl in under wear
>notices mug
>kys

>>736914897
Regular 12mm barbell, my tongue is horrible, cracked, dry, but useful af

>>736915265
Me in a nutshell. It's great.

>>736913873
I'm not insecure. I think size is good. I would rather have a curved 7.5 incher than a straight 6 incher

>>736915215
>>736915155

I have a lazy eye, much like a chameleon I can see two things at once. Checkmate.

>>736915574
Nope, just one more ugly useless trait m8 lol

>>736915539
Ok good for you then.

>>736901851
no, because you're fat.

if you can't take care of your own life, what makes you think you're ready to join someone else's?

If you don't love yourself, you cannot love others. You may feel as if it is love, but it is desire wearing a mask.

true love is rare. it is rare and all encompassing.

>>736916256
Dude, I feel your comment in a really deep level, you fucked my self esteem in the bootiehole :'(

>>736916256
>how many cliches can i squeeze into one post

>>736902078
You are overreacting. if you are just looking for a one night stand and dont want her to see it flaccid, do your best to hide it until hard.

If she loves you, its no problem anyways