You are taking a shit in the mall and this happens what do?

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH

Use it to wipe

>>736898432
throw bleach on it, if you want me to do something else to it ask me. don't slam a hole into a wall and put your dick through it.

Keep shitting.

>>736898432
Hang the toilet paper roll on it.

Good looking dick so might as well suck it

>>736898432
Suck on it, do a proper brojob

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>>736898633

>>736898432
turn around 360 degrees and walk away

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>>736898432

suck it

>>736898432
put out my knife, and cut that dick off. fucking pervert

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>>736898432
MEGA KARATE CHOP

Cut it off with this credit card knife I just bought and now carry with me in my wallet. It's razor sharp and I knew it would come in handy someday

I'd probably kick it full force and break that fucker in two.

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>>736898633

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Grab it and twist the shit out of it like im rising a towel

>>736898432
prepare a slipknot with my para cord bracelet and tie his cock very tightly to something sturdy as fuck on my side of the wall and leave running.

Tap it with my penis

Quickly shove a needle in it perpendicular to the dick, also the needle's length is bigger than the diamater of the hole, therefore he will never be able to pull his dick out

>>736898432
Provide a handjob.

begin rubbing it, depends on the cock.
if it looks nice i'd suck it

I'd definitely touch and play with it. Get mine out and rub them together!

>>736898432
take his dick and shit on it

Say "I don't do that, man," and see what happens.

>>736898432
cut it off

>>736898739
I Kekt pretty hard

Put my foot above it
stomp down as hard as I can
His penis is crushed between my foot and the cut out hole with obviously very sharp edges

gtfo faggots

>>736899336
Quite right!

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>>736899250
exactly what I would love to do but you don't always have a long fucking needle with you sadly

>>736898633
Kek

>>736899658
more

>>736898432
Ugly bent dick with a rash on the tip.
I mean maybe if it where a nice plump clean dick...

well that actually happened to me once on a festival. I took out my lighter, poured my whiskey on the dong and lit that shit on fire. damn that screaming... :D

>>736898432
Wtf. This looks exactly like my dick

>>736898432
that is a nice cock tbh, would suck 10/10

>>736898432
I'd use it to hold the toilet paper roll

Not circumcised: Kill the smelly ugly stick with fire
Circumcised: Give it the best sucking its ever had

drill a hole besides, put my dick in it
>what you can do I can do better

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>>736899724
here
>>736899741
That's aids.
>>736899752
EdGyLoRd xDD

>>736899754
You have aids dude.

>>736899926
So original >>736898633

>>736899754
LOL You poor bastard

>>736898432
I'd suck till he splooged down my throat

>>736900071
Have never had a complaint.

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>>736899754
Hospital right now it is then.

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>>736898432

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>>736898432
Fuck that guy....I'm going to stare at how long my poo is

>>736898895
GENIUS

>>736900158
Girl's don't like to hurt guy's feeling when it comes to what's below the belt.

Piss and shit on it!

>>736900158
Show me your dick so I can jerk off to it you homo

>>736900158
same >>736900386 but no homo

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maybe rig my knife to the wall so if he tries to retract his dick the knife fleas skin off much like that trap on saw

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Relevant.

>>736898432
Stand up and kick him in that Muslim dick.

take a picture and post it on 4chan for my gay friends

>>736898432
snap it off

>death grip
>rake it across the fibre board

help a nigga out

I carry a zip tie. That could be funny.

I'd run my fingers along the shaft before taking a nice firm grip. Then I would start to stroke it gently for a few minutes. After that I would kiss the tip before taking it into my waiting mouth. I would keep sucking and stroking it until I could taste the pre-cum. At that point I would suck and stroke as fast as I could until he filled my mouth with his hot, thick cum.

draw a funny face around the penis in a way that makes the penis be the nose of the face

>>736899363
Did you just assume his gender.

>>736901461
>his

Did you just assume one gender ?

>>736899754
mine to. before I fixed my foreskin.

>>736899163
1000x YES

>>736898432
>Leave stall
>Kick down adjacent door
>Leave faggot in a bloody, moaning heap on the ground.

just suck it off so u can go back to ur shit

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>>736898432
>karate chops dick

>>736901823
>internet tough guy

>>736898432
Would I go to jail if I cut his dick?

>>736898432
I carry vice grips in my pack for just such an occasion...

>>736902053
the thing about gloryhole is that i's anonymous so no problem mate

>>736898432
skin it back and stick a pin thru it

>>736899163
>>736901765
>check out le geys

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>>736902222
gay quads

>>736902053
>>736902117
Better to just suck it instead of risking taking hundreds more in the ass right?

>Wipe ass
>Rub shit paper on pee-pee hole

Hang one of my shoes on it.

>>736898432
Use a pocket knife to cut that nasty skinflap off and toss it.

>>736902393
now you have cum in your shoe was that part of your plan?

ITT: navy seals and commandos that hate penises.

>>736898432
pee on it

>>736901285
That's pretty gay

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>>736898432
>Motherfucker you better get that dick out of that hole fast before I put several more in this wall
>flip safety off and pull hammer back

>>736901823
Found the faggot.

>>736902627
I got hard though. Wish some girls I knew could put in that enthusiasm.

>>736902222
Quads of truth.

>>736902758
Agree.

>>736898878
Then you will be going the same way dipshit

>>736902949
>le moonwalk meme
Now that we've finished this can we never make that dumb joke again?

>>736903064
Unlikely.

>>736902949
Cant tell if trolling, or just really fucking new.

>>736898633
I would cum instantly

>>736898432
Get on hands and knees and succ

>>736903961
HI, please give me succ

>>736904156
Deal <3

>>736904236
Show me your mouth, I'd love to tribute to it.

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>>736904338

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>>736898895
Hahaha yesssss

>>736898551
underrated

>>736904542
Hoping more for a Kik thing. Also, that's probably not you.

>>736904967
well that's why you don't look for irl dating opportunities on 4chan

>>736905049
Not dating, just fap material with/to strangers. I can handle fake stuff too, but im not a pedo either.

>>736898432
Gain an understanding of what it's like for women on the internet.

>>736899045
>puerto rican credit card

Ghost pepper hand job