If a reply gets trips I'll read it out to my parents

rolling for
"hey... i want to tell you both something very important to me....
ummm.... i ... ummm..... well....... yesterday, me and...... ummmm..... gosh it's so important........ but it's embarrassing........ ummmmm....... uhh. ummmmmm......... ummmmmmm... oh, um, y'know what? ... don't worry about it...."

mom can we please have sex once so I know what its like?

Anti-incest is codeword for race-mixing. And basically, there's a lot of myth behind it. What the jews say is that if you have children with a close or semi close relative you will succumb to mutations and be much worse off. For example, you'll become ill if you walk in the sun, you'll grow extra fingers/toes/ligaments, or some other unproven birth defects via incest. You see these pieces are pure propaganda and pro-race-mixing. Nevermind the fact that humanity had to perform incest so we could even make it as a species

i love minecraft

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I want to fuck you guys raw x100

>>736887525
I already came out to them
Yes, I, the OP, am indeed a fag

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>>736887398
vocaroo or you're full of shit

>>736887615
re roll

>>736887636
This

I'm going to kill myself and take you all with me

dad, show benis pls

I'm super duper, double-butt-stuff gay

I hate niggers i hate jews i hate spics and arabs too

benis

My first time was with a guy named Jerome. I'm a filthy slut, mum

>>736887730
this

A bra or brassiere is a form-fitting undergarment designed to support a woman's breasts. Swimsuits, camisoles and backless dresses may be made with built-in support.

Hitler did nothing wrong. He was simply trying to cleanse us of the jew scum.

>>736888206
this

>>736887398
please save me and keep me away from my computer.

>>736888206
re roll

>>736887615
re rool

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>>736888683
Rolling 'til I get it

>>736888717

>>736888730

>>736888753
Last one, I got bored already

>>736887398
Dont be dissing the Hawking you cunt

Played golf with him once, was fucking shit, he lied about his handicap.

Didn't have to hire a golf cart though - silver linings and all that shit

I remember where i died in my previous life and i want to show you

>>736888859
So goddamn close

>>736888884
Ugh

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Der Fuhrer adolf hitler tried to save the world from the international jew the same declared war on him leaving no option but total war HEIL HITLER

>>736888951
Re roll

I fuck small animals like bunnies daily you fucking fucks

>>736887398
Peas, oats, and beans in your butt
A penis in your butt
Wednesday night, we go down to Pizza Hut
I take you to the shitter, guess what?
Robert's penis in your butt.
Peas, oats, and carrots in your butt
(corn on the cob)

My name is Ty Cobb

Dad, I want to fuck you.

Mom, dad I just wanted to finally say to you that i've been raped by my cousin in my childhood

>>736889022
Welp

>>736889083
Allahu RATBAR!!!!!!

>>736889029
Roll

>>736887398
Mom, Dad, I like to fuck cats.

>>736889083
Rolling

>>736889083
Roll

>>736887398
I've been using dad's toothbrush to massage my prostate as I cum into mom's panties

Dad you are a cuck I saw mom fuckin a nigger

>>736889444
Nice

>>736889444
film reaction

I want a video.

>>736889444
Deliver OP

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>>736889444
oh shit op get on it
also record and upload

>>736889444
Yesss

As I am the Winrar I order op to deliver!

>>736888206
Roll

>>736889444
Haha nice

Is OP a fogget?

>>736887398
Hyperscat is my favourite fetish

>>736891543
reroll

>>736889444
lmaooo

I've never liked you two and I hope you die

>>736889444
>generic /pol/shit
What a waste

>>736887536
bump

Your parents are faggots and you should have been aborted.

>>736887536
bumping this but replace "mom" with "dad"