Tay Tay here...

>>736884563
>Shit thread incoming

how can i get lorde to like me?

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>>736884932
like this

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cum goddess

>>736884987
be gay?

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>>736885057

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>>736885001
Yes, I've spilt my seed for her!

Cmon guys, serious questions.

>>736885110
im very confused now

>>736885110
>not just showing black dicks by them instead
You really lost me on this one, anon.

>>736885001
>cum goddess
No

>>736885112
>Yes, I've spilt my seed for her!
Fuck no!

I'm equally as confused

>>736885112
no

>>736885221
lorde carefully explain it to me

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>>736885227
Why no?

>>736885233
that thing doesnt even look real tbh

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>>736885275

>>736884563
>Tay Tay here...
Prove it

>>736885001
Oh shit I just fucking came to this picture thank you Tay Tay mmm.

have sex with me Tay Tay pls

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i really want to see her do some straight shota

Probably best not to prove it with all these pictures in here Hun, ask me something.

>>736885332
wtf this album sucks

>>736885368

good boy

>>736885440
Why are you so overrated?

>>736885440
Do you want your fans to play with each other's cocks and swallow cum? I don't want to but anons want to use me!

>>736885529
Seriously, kill yourself

>>736885440
i already asked you something

why am I so underrated?

That's a sensible question; I'm not sure Hun. When my new album drops I'll have more fans. It's gonna be sick!

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>>736885529

ill suck on your penis for taytay

>>736885451
lmao

>>736885602
No. Why are you overrated? Your music is quite annoying. I sometimes have to walk out of the room that i am in because of it

>>736885624
i want to marry lorde and then pay her divorce alimony the day next.

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"Fuck your hand for me little boy"

>>736885765
>"Fuck your hand for me little boy"
Why don't you "fuck off"

So , no sensible questions then?

Cmon guys or I'm leaving.

>>736885871
What do you think of your fanbase?

I love my fans. They're so incredible. I know it's biased but I have the best fans! Loyalty is a big thing for me and they're very loyal.

>>736886010
Do you think they are a bit too "loyal" at times?

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no

>>736884563
Will your next album be as much as an earworm as the last?

>>736885871
Why Apple music?

My next album great, if your ear is a pussy I'm gonna cum in it basically.

What does your vagina smell like?

>>736884563
Why do you still come to this god forsaken place?

736884563
If it was her, then i think she's gone. Abort thread

>>736884563


>>736886525

>>736886525
736884563
lol

i like to see how the other half live, I can also be anonymous.

Well I've just showered so my pussy smells like , skin? Mmm soapy fresh skin? I suppose lol.

>>736886610
Confirmed troll.
Also if you were taytay - this is not the other half.

i want to believe
>no timestamp
zero chance anyone believes

>>736886610
this is hot im not gonna lie

taytay was on the beach near my house in the uk not long ago. walking with her guy and his mother, iirc. i wanted to feast on her, but didn't have the courage. it'd have been worth the prison time.

Keep disbelieving, or take a chance and ask me a question, because I'm getting pretty bored

>>736886887
what's the best rape you've ever had?

>>736886887
What country are you currently in?

>>736886887
what r u wearing ?

I'm currently in the uk. I'm wearing a robe

>>736886859
yeah it would fag

post a pic of your hand. it's still anonymous, but it proves that you're at least female.
>inb4 stumpy, hairy, cheeto dust covered, sausage-fingered mandigits

>>736886887
What are some of your turn ons? i like bitchy girls for one

>>736887040
>uk
in suffolk again?
may i please come and be your sex slave?

>>736887040
Will you be performing at Glastonbury today?

what's your icloud password?

You might see me with a friend at Glastonbury today. That's all I'll say

>>736887316
xXFaZeFusionXx

>>736887394
So you're performing with Ed then?

>>736887394
if this happens, i may actually hang myself, because it might legit be her in this thread. fuck i want to devour her so much.

i might show, I didn't say for sure lol.

>>736887515
>When you search up Taylor Swift on Bing and go on the News tab, there is an article saying that she is rumoured to be playing with Ed Sheeran at Glastonbury on Sunday evening on somersetlive

>>736884563
nudes plz :) I asked you kindly :D :):D

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Is Tay Tay the Queen of the Universe?

what's the ideal dick size for you?

>>736887778
>Is Tay Tay the Queen of the Universe?
Fuck no.

Okay guys, it was fun to talk to you.

I'll take one more serious question.

would you let katy perry rim you while victoria justice feasted on your clit? and can i watch?

>>736887860
UK tour when?

>>736887860
When will your next single be released?

give us a sign at glastonbury that this was actually you. do a double peace sign and wink or, something.
or, tell us something unpredictable that you'll do on stage.

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Because I think she is

My bonners is all like wackadoo

before you became goddess-tier famous, did producers try to get you on the casting couch? yaknow, try to fuck you in exchange for fame?

UK tour starts spring 2018. I'm really looking forward to it. I love the UK it's a home away from home.

>>736888089
Did you get implants?

>>736888089
can i come for dinner one night? i promise not to rape you much

>>736887996
She's overrated as fuck

Taylor I have a crush on you plz halp

At Glastonbury I'll be wearing something 'british'.

Bye yall! xXx

>>736888190
COME BACK

which pony is best

>>736888190
Good. Fuck off

>>736888190
someone cap this pls

>>736888231
>being this jealous
bow before her, pleb

>>736888089
Will you use me as your slave? Make me eat your shit, stub cigarettes on me, cut my nostril/earlobes, beat me up, tie me up and make me watch you get fucked in front of me whilst I cry?

what should i search on pornhub

>>736888277
>bow before her
No. She is not a goddess

>>736888305
>>736888311
SHE HAS FUCKED OFF YOU AUTISTIC NONCES

>>736888347
oh really?

>>736888377
Yes

>>736888347
TAYTAY WILL BE BACK

>>736888434
>hopefully never
NOT IN THIS THREAD

should i get pizza delivered?

>>736888190
oc you will, it's a fucking british bullshit. Almost all the non UK artists will be doing that. Unless it's a goddamn shirt that says "something british" this proves nothing.

what happens if i bring a hooker home and ask for "the taylor swift"?

>>736888539
IT PROVES EVERYTHING

TAYTAY IS LOVE

>>736888577
>TAYTAY IS LOVE
KILL YOURSELF. SHE IS SHIT

>>736888611
SHE IS BEST

KYS FAGGOT

kys

>>736888677
>filename suggests image saved from the internet on an iphone

>>736888677
yeah right...

>>736888686
>SHE IS BEST
She's not even that hot

>>736888815
>that one guy
i would rather spend my life with just one of her legs, than marry any other celeb

>>736888868
Do you like me, or the idea of me?

have you thought about going back to country music? everyone else has tried and they sucked at it

>>736888868
this guy is right, I'd give away all my possessions and cut myself off from friends, family and the outside world just to be her slave

>>736888999
check'd and nice

>>736888993
I like everything i've seen, i've never met you but you'd have to work pretty damn hard to be unattractive. Everyone likes you. I'd go from depressed to elated for life in an instant if I could be with you.
>why am i typing as if it's really her...

>>736889157
answer my questions :(

>>736888888

>>736889167
Because its the closest we will ever get, it's hope

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Eat it

>>736888993
i want to use you to get closer to lovely lorde, she is my baby

I met you once in Tennessee thru a friend, a neighbor. You were on the phone in the stairway. Tell him I said hi.

I will have black finger nails at Glastonbury.

Disregard that i suck cocks.

i want to fire my custard cannon into her baby bazooka ;_;

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I have snapchat

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Proof

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Stroking like crazy to Goddess Tay

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/b/ enters online, wut is dis?

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Is the Queen blessing this terrible chan with her presence today or she already leave?

>>736891418
>implying she was here to begin with

fucking faggots, the lot of you