so i need nigger jokes for the 4th of July cook with my room

>>736839104
Why do black people make great christmas ornaments?
Because theyre good at hanging.

>>736839104
get the fuck off /b/ with your hate speech this is summer fagget

Kill yourself.

>>736839607
how do you keep a nigger from drowning

take your foot off his head

Well, i dont do racist jokes. Racism is for criminals, and im not black

>>736839104
lots of pills are blue, or pink

Why are niggers so good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot and steal.

>>736839881
>WEAK
the joke, you fucking faggot is "Racism is for criminals, and crime is for niggers."
God fucking damn it get your shit together you fucking cumstain.

how do they keep flys off a black bride at her wedding
put a bucket of shit next to her

>>736839104
If you squint those two images look the same

What does a nigger and an apple have in common? They both hang from trees.

What do you do when you see your TV floating at night? You say "Drop it nigger!"

What's faster than a nigger with your TV? His brother with the DVD player!

>>736839104
A black girl walks into a Library and goes up to the counter.

"Excuse me ma'am, can I please use the colour printer?"

The librarian looks down.

"It's 2017, dear. You can use any printer you like."

>>736839104
what do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn?

antique farm equipment

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Black guy and Mexican guy are in a car together. Who's driving?

>>736840329
The police!

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>>736840329
The Police

why don't niggers use aspirin?

they don't want to pick the cotton out first.

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I painted my computer black to make it run faster but it just stopped working.

>>736839104
why do niggers only have nightmares?

the last one that had a dream got shot.

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug addicts.

Why do niggers have white palms and bottom of their feet? Because everyone needs a little bit of good in them!

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>>736840554

>>736840586
that one is brilliant made me kek

old nignog jokes from grade school:

what is the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

a Large Pizza can feed a family of 4
what is long and hard on a black man?
3rd grade...

What's something you'll never here a nigger say?

"Hi Maury, I came on this show today because I hope to be the baby's father"

>>736840586
ha!

here's a joke for you guys...

Racism.

oh, and everyone in this thread

A black guy, a Mexican, and a white guy get stranded on a dessert island.

The white guy finds a golden lamp in the sand and the Nigger tries to steal it. The Mexican joins in the fray and all three unwittingly summon a genie.

The great blue genie looks down on them and says "I shall grant you each one wish!"

The black guy immediately responds "I wish Me and all my people were back in Africa and happy"

*poof* it was so

The Mexican speaks up next "I too wish all my people were back in Mexico and Happy!"

*poof* it was so

Finally the Genie turns to the white man.

"So let me get this straight... all the black people are back in Africa. AND all the Mexicans are back in Mexico?"

Genie nods

"I'll take a Coke."

>>736840927
Can he even figure out the safety on that gun?

>>736841159
Uh oh SJW alert!

>>736841058
they invented nothing, apart from the blues and therefore all music that followed!

>>736839607
Nigger. Please get out. 4chan is not for niggers.
Or, if you are a femanon, you know the rules.

>>736841231
nope. just you're average member of society.
you're the true minority :)

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>>736841159
>>736839722
>>736839607
Welcome newfags.

>>736840900
Did you go to school with Me? Hahaha

How do you get a black guy down from a tree? You cut the rope

>>736841356
normalfag detected.

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>>736841159
>>736839607


The word racist was made (in to a bad thing) by internationalist globalist jewish commies in order to destabilized a existing nation.

They do this to take over the means of production and gain control over the assets of set nation whilst being foreigners themselves.

In Charles Malato’s Philosophie de l’Anarchie (1897) we find both raciste and racisme:
No doubt that before arriving at complete internationalism, there will be a stage which will be racism;
but it must be hoped that the layover will not be too long, that it will be rapidly surpassed. Communism, which appears that it must inevitably be regulated at the beginning of its functioning,
especially in regard to international trade, will bring about the establishment of racist federations (Latin, Slavic, Germanic, etc.). Anarchy — which we can glimpse at the end of two or three generations when,
as a result of the development of production, any regulations will have become superfluous — will bring the end of racism and the advent of a humanity without borders.
http://nationalvanguard.org/2015/06/on-the-origin-of-the-word-racist/

>>736841376
>Anyone who disagrees with me is new
Kill yourself.

>>736841356
You little guys are cute. Can't take any alternative humour?

>>736840927
That has always amazed me. They have been living in one of the richest parts of the planet for millennia, yet left to their own devices, they are not much more than animals.
They only become something resembling a person in environments engineered by white people.

What's purple green red and hangs from a tree?

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>>736841542
you filthy faggot, your faggotory betrays your newfaggotory

>>736839104
This is fucking stupid. Of course OP means the fucking spoon, but how the FUCK are you gonna feed a whole god damn family with ONE FUCKING SPOON? WHAT DO MOM, POP, AND BABBY JUST FUCKING TRADE OFF? FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT OP. YOU CAN'T JUST GO "LOL NIGGERS" AND EXPECT TO FIND COMEDY. YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID. PUT SOME GOD DAMN EFFORT INTO YOUR SHIT.

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>>736841711

>>736841533
uneducated redneck hick.
just because you're a loser and everyone else hates you because you're a pathetic weirdo who browses 4chan, you hate black people because they make you feel inferior.

:)

>>736841542
You seem very angry at a few jokes. Little do you know you yourself is becoming a joke also getting mad at us like this.

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>>736841671
My Nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!

>>736841542
You were called new because it was clear you know little of /b/'s culture

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RACE MIXING AND WHY IT'S BAD
------

http://msu.edu/~renn/RHE-_mixed_race.pdf
http://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html
http://sociobiologicalmusings.blogspot.ca/2011/10/problems-with-mixed-race-marriages-and.html
http://nature.com/scitable/topicpage/haldane-s-rule-the-heterogametic-sex-1144
https://majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/alon_ziv_on_race_mixing/

http://www.dailystormer.com/transplant-organs-do-not-exist-for-race-mixed-persons/
The unspoken problems of race mixing.


IQ of offspring shifts towards the average for the race.
http://humanvarieties.org/2013/04/18/iq-regression-to-the-mean-the-genetic-prediction-vindicated/
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=BMXVZzvLXz8C&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

Certain genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
http://www.amren.com/news/2006/06/scientists_stud/

Environment accounts for little or none of the USA racial IQ gap:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study

In academic standardized testing , the wealthiest Black children underperform all but the poorest White children and just barely outperform even them.
http://www.jbhe.com/latest/index012209_p.html

Even when IQ is controlled for, Blacks display higher measurements of psychopathic personality than Whites:

http://www.amren.com/news/2008/08/race_and_psycho/

Violent crime correlates more tightly with race than with wealth or population density:
http://www.ronunz.org/2013/07/20/race-and-crime-in-america/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-dangerous-states-in-the-u-s.html

Race is also more tightly correlated to homicide rate
http://www1.udel.edu/soc/faculty/parker/SOCI836_S08_files/Landetal_AJS90.pdf
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840

>>736839104
>>>/gif/10816371

Bump.

>>736841272
This is true. Their musical abilities and voices are a blessing to the planet.
There was a time were the nigger was a integrated and positive part of western civilizations. The Jazz and blues era and such.

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>>736841776

What's the difference between a black man and a bridge? A bridge can support a family.

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>>736839959
It is actually "I'm not racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for niggers"

Your both cumstains

"I'm not racist, I got black people in my family tree. They're hanging outside"
Pretty sure I told this one wrong, forgot How it went

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>>736841776
im educating you. also redneck is slang for slave. considering whites have been taken as slaves for more then 2 millennia.

They would get rednecks from slaving in the sun.

>>736841833
You don't believe anyone actually reads this shit do you? If your post is tl:dr then all your linked content definitely is too

it's 2017 everyone thinks racists are cunts.

get with the fucking times.

>>736841272
blues, sprituals, jazz, etc was invented by mulattos. once they had some white injected into their mamas, then they got talent

pure black deep in the heart of blackest africe?
they invented AIDS, I guess that counts as an invention, i guess

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>>736841776
>feel inferior
Yeah no that`s not how it works when they are the inferiors.

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>>736841677
>Trying this hard
Keep replying, my penis is getting harder.
>>736841794
>very angry
We all like to exaggerate too, Anon.
>>736841826
>Old racist jokes are /b/'s culture
You wanna know how I know you're new?

>>736842016
Niggers are ruining our culture and society.

>>736841929
racism is not a crime, discrimination is. read. >>736841533

how u starve a nigger?

hide his welfare check under his work boots.

>>736842107
You never had either you fucking faggot.

>>736840078
Ayyyyy got em

man you whiney little whiteboys are so fucking insecure hahahah

you hate it when someone hits too close too home.

aww lil whinging racists.

grow up

>>736842124
they are too poor to get work boots

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>>736842115
everyone knows google is racist. thats why 'people of color" use yahoo and bing

>>736839104
Mexican and black jokes are all the same now. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

>>736841159
Bet you're a cuck

Why dont black women wear menstrual pads to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

i've got one,

how do you spot a racist?

he'll be angrily masturbating to the sound of his african american stepdad railing his mommy next door

>>736841176
Good one rocco

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>>736842234

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>>736839104
Q: how many police officers does it take to throw a black man down a flight of stairs?

A: none, he tripped.

These fucking threads are exactly the same as YLYL threads. I've seen every single one of these memes before. I've heard all these jokes before, which is easy because its always just the same joke.

Nobody posts these for humor. Its not about that, its about flinging shit like fucking grade school kids.

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>>736842221
I remember that.

>>736842234
Anybody who uses hahahaha is either a troll or feeling insecure themselves.

>>736842354
that's incorrecto, ese

>>736842232
Our society was fine but then all these niggers started bringing all these stupid trends like sagging your pants and wearing your hat to the side and what not and their culture of "gangsta" in and now the crime rate has shot up and everyone dresses and talks like a nigger and I simply hate it.

>>736841542
>forgot /b/ is racist
>virtue signalling on the internet

>>736842124
>nigger
>work
pick one

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>>736839104
B-but there is no such a thing like 'nigger joke'..
Thats all true..

>>736842521
or somebody who finds your insecurity amusing and doesn't use
>KEK
because i don't browse /b/ regularly you fucking parasite

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>>736842109
I was just saying the actual joke without it being said wrong. Now please never talk to me again because to be honest i don't give a flying fuck

>>736842589
thats the joke.

They never work so they never need to wear their work boots

>>736842106
Summer fags make me laugh

>>736842539
>Implying /b/ isn't full of closet faggots like you
>Trying this hard to fit in

>>736842538
Crime rate has been going down since 1992 you fucking retard.

>>736842680
>I have nothing to say but you're a summerfag
Confirmed newfriend.

>>736842765
Im sorry but your the retard ad crime rate has been steadily increasing

>>736842643
>because i don't browse /b/ regularly you fucking parasite
Well get used to people not being nice. Down here we let it all spill out, no social filter, no fucks given. We are the side of social interaction nobody wants to admit they want to take part in. Enjoy your stay.

>>736842831
Keep going, friend :)

wanna know why /b/ is racist?
because no black people browse it.

why don't black people browse 4chan?
because they have real social lives and get laid.

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>>736842954
pic related

>>736842902
try leaving the house.
you socially inept wart ridden gargoyle

>>736842954
Rape doesn't count as getting laid

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>>736842887
No, it hasn't it climbed to a spike in the early 1990ies and has been declining since. Its not on a massive spike, you're a fucking faggot.

>>736843053
funny how the majority of sexual crimes are committed by white males huh.

ever wondered why there are so many cuckold and blacked threads on here?

;)

Go be an hero you nigger loving faggot

What do you call a nigger on the moon? A problem
What do you call 100 niggers on the moon? A bigger problem
What do you call all niggers on the moon? Problem solved

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>>736843050


this pic is you.

> admit it

>>736843050
I get out enough. Just because I make you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean I don't get out.

Love how you people make up scenarios where we are nothing to make yourself feel better about some words some stranger said halfway across the world.

>>736842902
Basically an echo chamber of retards spouting their retarded opinions to other retards?
>>>/pol/ is the place for you.

I feel like this thread is just an outlet for racism, because there's like statistics and shit being posted. I like racist jokes though, because it's all just in fun. I'm not saying black people are worthless. I work with a lot of black people and they do their jobs better than I do. Anyway, I got a good joke.

A man is driving his truck down the highway at night, when he sees a priest hitchhiking. Being a man of faith, he decides to pick him up and give him a ride.

He keeps driving and sees a black guy, walking along the side of the highway. He aims his truck straight for him, but realizes there's a priest in the truck, so he swerves back into the highway and hears a loud thud, but thinks nothing of it.

He says to the priest, "I'm sorry, father, I almost hit that nigger back there with my truck."

The priest says, "Nevermind, my son. I got him with my door."

>>736842736
>being this new

>>736843177
Citation needed

>>736843186
daddy didn't love you huh?

>>736843105
I never said it spiked let alone massively spiked you idiot i said "steadily increased" second anyone can make a graph i want you to prove it with a REAL source

>>736843177
averages of majority happens

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>>736843227
the meme is real. Everyone I don't like is from /pol/.

>>736839104
try and feed your family with a spoon, faggot

>>736843244
The truth hurts doesn't it?

>>736843177
Post peer reviewed study you fucking traitor

a black guy and an arab jump off a really tall building at the same time, who dies first ?

>who cares

>>736843032
that's not right, trolling for nig nogs

Just reminding everyone what the OP was, in case it was forgotten.

>so i need nigger jokes for the 4th of July cook with my room mates family so /b/ give me what you go

He needs jokes, guys. Jokes.

>>736843214
where did all you SJW's come from?

>>736842902
>We are the side of social interaction nobody wants to admit they want to take part in
This needs to be made a site banner

>>736843614
Wrong. The Arab blows up the building.

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Niggers can be given paradise and welfare but will inevitably turn it to shit

See detroit

>>736843656
you're all too fucking cowardly to ever say a racist remark in public cause you'd either get fucking battered or arrested.

fucking cowards :') LMAO

>>736842954
>why don't black people browse 4chan
Too much literacy required what with all the reading and writing involved

>>736843656
can't you see that we're busy fighting amongst ourselves?

>>736839607
Like that other fag said, 4chan, particularly /b/, is not for the niggers, dindus etc.

>>736843946
more like cause it only contains cp, furry, anime, traps, cuckolds, and all that other weird nerdy loser pussy faggot white boy shit

>>736841581
what's the idiot playing at!? He could have killed the poor woman.

>>736842109
But how can i choose without proper discrimination?

>>736844135
That's racist

>>736841356
>you're
Illiterate shithead.

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Is there an actual nigger in this thread tho or just sjw white knights?

Prove it with a pic of your hand and timestsmp

>>736839104

>I used to have black friends, until my dad sold them all

> what does a black man do after sex, 15 years

>what do you do if you see a black man with half a head, reload

>>736844352
so I'm a card game who can neither read nor write...

Impotent pontoon?

>>736844505

What do you call two niggas fucking
Fuckin niggas

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>>736840586

>>736840586
biggie or tupac?

>>736844941
Love biggie lol

>>736844941
Not sure if trolling

Why do black guys have big dicks?
Even god knows niggers should be hung.

>>736845034
they both fulfilled there dreams but were taken too soon
RIP

>>736845077
god?

>>736845077
Objects are hung people are hanged
>nigger

>>736839104
Instead of trying to find edgy jokes you should be worried about why your eating gross white people food with your room mates family instead of your own inbred family. Unless they don't love you or something

>>736845077
religious pussy faggot

>>736845197
>niggers
>people
You faggot

>>736843214
Racist as fuck but I:
don't fly flags period much less 'murica's #1' type of b.s.
feel like police have more than enough power
don't mind immigration as long as it's not spicks or any variety of nigger. Nips and the like are ok and Canadians are pretty harmless
see all the colors on the human visible spectrum.
don't identify with my European heritage for the same reason I don't identify with my single celled ancestors
revel in my privilege

>>736845197
touché
plus he believes in god so he's a true cretin!

>>736845263
Sheeeit you rite mayn

>>736845218
>thinks the joke works better with evolution instead

Fucking dumbfuck

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unfunny stale nigger jokes by white neckbeards as usual. SAGE

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>>736842954
Maybe cause writing structural sentences and reading alot is too much for them. lol

>>736845295
See
>>736845352
Fucking pleb

>>736845370
the joke doesn't work, grammatically, theologically or scientifically.
it is who who is a fucking dumbass, a racist dumbass

If penis size depended on how dark your skin was wouldn't jews have the biggest dicks

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>>736845478
naw

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Here ya go

>>736845548
>it is who who
Looks at this fucknugget

>>736845478
>writing structural sentences
well you seem to be struggling with basic english and seem pretty white to me...

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>>736844135

Why else would it be like 90% white?

well hold on, not all are specific to niggers but I have jokes and am enjoying this thread

First off do you have enough derogatory terms for nigger bec.

>Porch Monkeys
>Spear Chuckers
>Sambos

Ok.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender goes "hey buddy, why the long face"

How many jews can fit into a volkswagon? 4 in the seats and a few hundred in the ashtray.

Whats the difference in pussy and parsley? Nobody wants to eat parsley.

My ex girlfriend was a really really good looking brainless whore. Thats not a joke.

How do you put a toddler in a blender? Feet first so you can hear the screams.

What is red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion

Why cant jews be boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from camp.

How do you get a jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve.

Ok I guess I only know jew and dead baby jokes. Oh no I know the duck joke.

>A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender "hey you got any grapes?"
>Bartender says "no this is a bar we dont serve grapes and we dont serve your kind anyway"
>So the duck looks at his feet and walks out defeated
>The duck goes back to the bar the next day goes "Hey barkeep got any grapes?"
>The bartender gets pissed says "No you stupid fucking duck we dont have grapes and if you come back in here again I'm going to staple you fucking beak to this bar"
>The duck comes back in the next day, and goes "hey barkeep got any staples" bartender says "no we dont have any fucking staples you son of a bitch" then the duck says...

>Got any grapes.

These arent good jokes. I'll try to come up with better ones, my pops was a vietnam vet and had lots of dirty jokes.

Oh why did so many niggers die in vietnam? When the officer yelled "get down" all the niggers jumped up and started jiving.

I got better, give me a sec to remember.

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person that begins with N and ends with R?
>neighbor

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>>736845077
should be hung? They ARE hung. Ask your sister.

>>736845868
Jokes on you, faggot. My sister is dead.

>>736845699

DELET!

>>736845911
that why you're a racist fucking pansy?

>>736843105
That graph only has property crime stats. Where are your violent crime stats, moron?

>>736845839
>what starts with N, ends with R, and is something you never want to call a black person?

Shieet mayn you wite bois cant compete mayn

haha i the niggers

>>736845996
How did you know she died in the Boston Marathon?

How do black girls prevent crime?

They get abortion's

>>736846009

Well I butchered it a little but still a good one

>>736845996
Summer is here

>>736845911
oh nevermind then, fucking dead girls is totally a white man-tier thing to do.

>>736846111
trips of truth

>>736846009
Nitpicker

>>736846111
Racist

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this is most of you btw

>>736843614
Society

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>>736846254

>>736843930
>battered
Meh I live in a stand your ground state so niggers here have to be more 'tolerant' of 'slips'. In case you've missed all the news ever, the white guy walks.
>arrested
see: white privilege

>>736846369
it was more of a comment on you than an answer to the joke

>>736846406
then you've proved you are a redneck.
well done living up to the stereotype yankie doodle dickhead!

>>736844941
Tupac!

>>73684644
Then don't make it fit the joke, faggot.
Plus, your retarted

>>736846369
but gorilla starts with g and ends with a :/

>>736846567
>doesn't know what nits are

CMON MAYN WARES OUR 40 AKERS AND MOOLES MAYN YOUS THINK WE STUPID HUH
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIEET NIGGA YOU WANNA FITE ME NIGGA IMA CALL MY BRATHA ON YOUS MAH NIGGA IM GONNA GO BUY SUM CHIPS WITH MUH BENEFITS
>any niggers please confirm this

>>736846554
>your retarted
my retarted?
what is a retarted?

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>>736845380
>unfunny

>>736846663
newfag

>>736846726
>white neckbeards
>jokes
pick one

>>736841356
The average member of society laughs at racist jokes. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>736846804
Not the guy but calling people new gay for no reason is pretty
>retarted

>>736846830
yeah alabama or fucking texas or where ever your trailer is parked isn't society.

>>736846916
Newfag sorry

>>736846916
trolling is a art

>>736839104
the caption ruins the joke because it makes no sense. the guy looks like a spoon, that's okay and got a smirk out of me.

but the spoon cannot feed anyone. it is used to eat, it's a tool, but you have to use it and only delivers food off the plate. it's not feeding, it's merely a tool to do so.

it is too obvious that the man is supposed to be the one feeding a family. that however is short sighted and sexist against men putting expectations of being a provider of the bourgeois family that is reduced to economic relationships onto them rather than being liberating.

>>736846942
>Cincinnati zoo tought monkeys to browse the web

>>736846916
>retarted?
am i missing something? like this guy >>736846663 brain?

>>736842519
>nobody posts for humor
>all about flinging shit

/b/ in a nutshell, welcome to /b/, enjoy your stay.

>>736847060
>tought
too bad they couldn't tought you then huh?

>>736847060
Did the monkeys tought you?

>>736847152
Meant to type taught sorry for making a mistake I'm only a fucking human

>>736846542
No point in having privilege if you don't excercise it Eurocuck

>>736843930
>say a racist remark in public, get arrested.

Exactly what a libtard thinks the law is for.

>>736847208
Yes I'm a feral child who was born without a last name. My name is will the feral or you can call me will feral

>>736847281
the monkeys seemed to do a pretty good job though huh?

>>736842765
Cases of police shooting blacks have increased at the same time.
Coincidence?
#MindBlown

>>736840049
her husband is already there though, that would just be redundant.

>>736840068
underrated post

>>736847399
Yeah I'm lucky I wasn't "tought" by a black man or I'd be robbing a liquor store by now

how do you prevent niglets from bouncing on the bed?
you put a velcro on the ceiling

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>>736839104
why do niggers hate aspirin?

theyre white, they work and you have to pick cotton to get to them

>>736839104
Funny funny

>>736847419
So shoot more blacks to get less crime?

Could be something to look into.

>>736847521
if you'd have been tought by anyone you'd be buying liquor cause you'd have a job dumb dumb

>>736847654
>niggers
>jobs
>buy
Something's not adding up

>>736847811
it's you cause you were tought by monkeys!

>>736847872
>cause
Nigger talk

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>>736840554
xbox 3 niggy

>>736847947
no its called language "talk" is a verb

>>736847576
how do you babysit a bunch of niglets?
you suction cup their lips on a sliding glass door

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>>736847019
>spacing

>>736839607
>summer

ayyyy lmao i c wut u did thar

fucking newfags fell for it tho
>>736841305

>ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MmV0DDpGlo

>>736839104
Ghetto pregnancy test instructions:
1) Stick banana in pussy
2) Check for bite marks

>>736844941
does it matter? all niggers look alike

>>736848061
Talking with you is like America today.
Your black ass isn't going to stop complaining unless you get what you want. I'm not racist and never have been. Are you happy with that

how many black lives matter supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
any one of them. theyre all great at screwing things up

>>736848539
dude i'm on 4chan.
i'm a white male shut in like you.
let's not kid ourselves.

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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

>>736844197
>implying niggers can think
http://nj1015.com/man-punches-woman-out-in-atlantic-city-park-this-video-got-him-busted-watch/

Yo momma so black the police shot at her and the bullets had to stop and ask for directions.

>>736848743
you so white you still find yo momma jokes amusing

>>736840068
Holy shit

>>736848743
try yo sushi you fucking weeb

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>>736839104

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Pick your number

The only good nigger is a dead nigger!

>>736841833
love this post. everytime i see it i love it

>>736849379
That's not a joke, that's a fact.

>>736849142
and two types of niggers, ones waiting to get shot and ones waiting to get imprisoned

>>736848251
the spacing meme is absolute newfaggotry
we always had this spacing here as well, only newfags trying too hard arbitrarily picked it out and cry "reddit" so they can pretend to fit in
never was a thing before 2016, that's how much of a newfag you are

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>>736849165

As always, the cultureless cucks stealing other people's customs.

Want to hear a joke?

>#Blacklivesmatter

Like, to who? Nigs don't even like nigs.

>>736848727
>>736841581
he got rekt in http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jailhouse-scuffle-wounds-n-man-accused-knock-out-video-article-1.2405173prison

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>>736845868
Porn vs reality

>>736840927
Last time I checked diamonds and Gold weren't edible. And you don't need fancy houses if the weather is good. You don't even need to learn agriculture when the land is so rich with food

>>736850175
u trollin?

"rich with food but starving"

makes sense. especially because europe was too. but we like making things easier

>>736840908
Best kek!

What do you call 3 mexicans, a Chinese guy and 4 black guys standing in a line?


A sprinkler
It goes spic spic spic chunk nigger nigger nigger nigger
(Much more funny with the hand animation of the sprinkler)

>>736850386
*chink

these threads are always funnier than the ylyl threads

>>736839104
I once saw a black man running on the street, holding a TV. First I thought it was mine, but nope, mine was still at home, polishing my shoes

>>736839104
It's better like this..

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They're white and they work.

>>736850591
hahahaha yes

>>736839607
how do you starve a nigger. hide his welfare check under his work boots

>>736840049
how do you kill 50 flies at once.... hit a somalian in the face with a shovel

>>736850591
Joke teller: ''Do you know how to save a nigger from drowning?''

Person who answers: ''No?''

Joke teller: ''Good''

>>736849142
What is down right? Like Chavs? Or rather Chads?

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>>736839104
>Two black guys are walking down the street. They walk past a sign that says, "become white for 99 cents". They both look at the sign, then at each other, and start rummaging through their pockets. One of them has a dollar, and the other only has 98 cents. The one with the dollar says, "Ok, I'll go in and pay them, then I'll see if it works and get the change. Then I'll give it to you and then you can go.". So the other black guy's like, "Ok.", and the other goes in. When he comes out, he's perfectly white. Blond hair, blue eyes, looking sharp and attractive. The black guy says, "Whoa man! You look awesome, I can't believe it worked! Now can I get the penny so I can go in?". The guy looks at him and says, "Get a job nigger." and walks away.

>>736845868
>>736849991
It's almost like they're cherry-picked to reinforce a stereotype, disregarding the fact that 90% of male performers in porn are picked for their huge dicks.

>>736840068
Goddamnit

>>736850999
Checked and wouldn't the 98 cent nigger just clobber the nascent white gentleman for the penny?

>>736841614
>>736840927

The Region is crippled by malaria. Diamonds are useless. Rivers are not navigable, animals not tameble.

>>736841058

Has many straight out lies too.
Africa sucks, not hard of a point to make.

>>736839104
>Q: What's black, has 6 arms, 6 legs and yells, "HO DEE DOH, HO DEE DOH!"

>A: Three black guys trying to catch an elevator.

>>736850928
A black boy finds a bucket of white paint. He paints all his body and face and goes to his mother.
-''Mom, I'm white now!''
She answers:
-Get that shit off of your face and she proceeds to give the kid a slap in the face.
The kid then goes to his uncle.
- ''Uncle, Uncle. Look at me, I'm white now!''
The uncle answers: "Are you stupid boy?" Go take a shower NOW, and the uncle also give a slap in the face on the kid.
The boy runs into his room in full tears.
-"Fuck this, I've only been white for ten minutes, but I already hate those fucking niggers.

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>>736839104

>>736851651
You fucked that joke up hard
You even fucked the punchline
You must be black

>>736842234
>you hate it when someone hits too close too home

Like your father.

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>>736839104
one of these can start a family
can you guess which?

>>736839104
You ever hear the one about the black kid playing catch with his dad?

Neither did the kid.

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>>736852545
this is what a black guys cum looks like :3

>>736839104
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

>>736839104
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

>>736852545
so im a black guy and im offended by this thread, what do you cucks think about my agile and numerous little children swimming around under a microscope in this gif bitches? respond before this 404s so you can say whos king>>736852545
>>736852545

>>736854279
>Nigger
>Using a computer
Pick one

Niggers lack the cognitive skills needed to use a computer, you are obviously trolling

>>736854279
How sad is it to know that nothing you've said is true?

Sorry bro, if it's worth anything, I do kinda feel bad that you gotta be black in this life.

But you niggers are religious, right? So maybe when you finally get stabbed in front of the 7/11 you'll die believing that you'll get a better deal in heaven or some shit. Idk.

>>736854576
>>736854548
oh yeah well ill still be passing hundreds of millions of my squiggling sperm cells into the mouth of a willing white woman to carry my genes forth.. which one of those little soldiers will hit their mark? youll know the bastard when you see him! hah!

>>736854743
If you're gonna troll at least do it right.
Goddamn, niggers are useless, you waste of cum, waste of oxygen, waste of space...

>>736839104
This is Edo. He is a 9 year old boy living in Nigeria. He has one arm, one leg, and is partially blind in his left eye. He eats his food from a bucket using his hand, and his family struggles to find him clean drinking water. All he has is his bicycle, which has a bent wheel, rusty handlebars, crooked chain, and flat tire. Every morning, he gets on his bike and rides it to school. It takes him 3 hours. For only a small donation of $0.99 a month, we'll make sure that lazy nigger gets there in 5 minutes.