Story time oh dear god this is a bad idea i feel pretty good

niggers

>>736829058
/thread

This is why I still visit this place

jews

uyjhtfgufghhdfgrtrtnh

>>736828929
my family is from ex yugoslavia, a socialist republic. it collapsed into war, and my moms and i escaped from that PC socialist hellhole
> we escaped to Sweden

My dad and I share a toothbrush

Jason Patton eats turf

>>736828929
Fucked my dad's mistress . got his sloppy seconds

>>736829257
Wow

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>remember when I was 18 on 4chan
>every day I'd browse /b/ and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door

...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."

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>>736829257
>736829257
du kan ju dra åt helvete om du inte är nöjd, din jävla jugge ;)

>>736828929
i keep losing internet and then having to restart my pc to get it back.

>>736829333
Heheh nice job

>>736829410
thumbs up

may as well post my own shall i?

>>736829700
no u

>>736829760
how dare you

>have wife and daughter, daughters 2 yrs
>be 5 years with girl i once loved
>no sex since birth
>says its not about me
>feel like shes cheating on me
>fighting for months whattodo
>we talked, we tried etc.
>about to tell her that i do not love anymore
>feel like shes only a hindrance in my life
>daughter is everything to me np
>dunno if sexneverything over marriagenchild
>last test 2 weeks ago, licked her asshole off
>also cunt, we stopped, she feels not horny
>i know i didnt do it wrong
im scared of being alone again and of all the upcoming consequences. damn this hard decision.
>virginfags fuck off

>Be me
>Fresh out of high school with no money and can't find a job in my shit town
>Start selling some of my things for extra cash
>Creep over to the personals section
>Post looking for a "Sugar daddy" as a joke.
>20responses.exe
>Talk to this older guy in town
>Says he wants to dress me up and fuck me
>Thinks about blocking him until I read how much I will get each night
>Go over to his house
>Nervous as fuck
>Grabs lube
>Fucks me like a chick while I am in a skirt and shit
>HolyshitIlovethis.exe
>Make lots of money every other week
>Make friends jealous as fuck since they work their asses off.
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>>736829410

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read what's under /b/ - random

>be me
>hate my life
>want everyone to die
>only thing i love is my family
>cucks come to our house
>tell us we're kicked out
>pissed off as fuck
>don't go outside at all
>my family tries to help me but they can't
>finally decide to do something
>go to the main office
>find the manager
>curse him out
>says he won't revoke us if I give him a bj
>do it for my family
>finish up
>says it was a prank
>my family isnt getting kicked out
>mfw i gave a guy a blowjob because of a prank

>>736830233
Agreed!

>>736829930
wow

>>736830233
words of wisdom

>>736830086
inspirational

>>736830493
Thanks, thing is I didn't even think of myself as gay at that time either.

>>736830610
lol

>>736830648
Tfw your parents ask you where you get all your money and it makes more sense to tell them you deal drugs.

>>736830761
wouldnt be the first time kek

>>736830894
I think they know in their heads what I am doing but it is pure denial. XD

>>736830957
ecks dee lol

>>736831011
>>736830894
>>736830648
>>736830493
Honestly though I find it pretty fun, nothing beats getting filled. I like acting like a chick with guys. But with girls I like slam their head down and pound them senseless. lol

>>736829930
>she feels not horny
She does not need to feel horny. Are you the breadwinner of the family? If yes, are you every morning in the mood to go to work? You are probably not. You are doing it for your family. She needs to do the same thing.

>>736831156
So do you dress like a girl too?

>>736831348
Yes I do. I've been in everything from Miniskirts to tight girly jeans

>>736831415
holy shit

>>736831512
Lol thanks

>>736831655
that honestly is pretty cool

id rather be fucked by a shemale though if I had to do that

>>736831758
That would be awesome lol. I live in a pretty small town so there aren't too many of those lol. Getting filled with cum is the fucking greatest. He even gave me my own girly name lol

>>736831883
multiple thumbs up

>>736828929

thanks mr skeletal

>>736831997
Thank you fellow /B/rother

>>736832102
no problem /b/rother/s/issy

>>736831323
im the breadwinner but i like my work, soon she will get as much as i gain so we share the bread in that case. she will not give me the sex in any case without her having some kind of pleasure

>>736832042
no problem /b/rother

>>736832186
:3

>>736832243
you make me want to watch sissy porn now thanks

>>736832186
>>736831997
>>736831758
>>736831512
>>736831348
Ask me anything btw lol

>>736832361
What perks are there

>>736829410
shit nigger

>>736832355
Hehe, sorry ;3

>>736832583
Lots of money, older guys taking you out to eat, getting anything you want, express yourself freely. The only downsides are; If you live in a small town, word travels fast, Always get tested

>>736832783
sounds dank

>>736832914
It is, Most of the guys are pretty down to earth too. I have been asked to play Mario Kart one time after he filled me up. lol

>>736833014
kek

>>736833085
So, there I am playing Mario Kart, cum in me, miniskirt on. I still got half a taco left.

>>736833483
hahahah

>>736829410
Nice shit anon.

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