how in the fuck do you actually get a gf

>>736823126
By not being that

>>736823126
You again
Post time stamp you fat whore and I'll post me again.
Country you in nigga?

>>736823126
Stick your dick in a pineapple and send pictures to everyone you know

>>736823126
Use energy in communicated and interaction.

>>736823126
you put effort into it...and if that's you, you're going to have to put assloads of effort into it because you are ugly.

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>>736823126
I know this is sketchy.
Don't pussy the pussy on a pedestal.
But be aware, before I had my first gf I was very happy with my self and I was studying physics just for the pleasure, after that I put that cunt on a pedestal and ended up cheating on me and let me dumb and drunk for too long.
you look like a broony, so first step, get to love yourself and learn a little bit of everything, bitches love smart dudes.

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involve yourself with IRL hominins

>>736823409
it is me, okay
>>736823289
post you again?

get off /b/

>>736823644
Those look like cauliflower florets

>>736823126
I'd like to say "be yourself", but I'm on /b/ and 3/4 of you faggots are weird as fuck, gay or were rapped by a relative.

>>736825184
Rapped by a relative. Wen't full rap god on me, now my uncle is known as the best rapper over kids.

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Love yourself first you retard. Nobody wants to fix you. You have to fix you. When you are ready, friends and a girlfriend will find you. Believe me. I come to these threads and listen to you bitch and it drives me insane, yet I still believe you have hope if you actually fucking work on being good to yourself.

>>736825516
/thread

>>736823498
girls don't like smart people, i'm in a doctorate program and never has that ever helped

Sam?

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>>736823126
By making yourself desirable for a woman.

Be fit, successful, charming and intelligent.

If you don't have a GF right now thats because you are an undesirable fucking loser. It's extremely easy to get a decent girl if you actually try instead of moping around like a faggot.

>>736826534
Doctors of education aren't smart people.

Honestly? You get lucky.

You're more likely to meet someone if you're attractive, but you still need luck to meet someone who isn't a walking bag of shit.

Everyone is just as neurotic and fucked as you, would you date you? We're all just walking virus carriers anyway, don't worry so much anon. It's all good.

As the marxist sartre thinks, you dont really want a girlfriedn, because if you really wanted one you would make urself get one. Work out every day, by acting toward your goal does the goal happen.

>>736823126
remember when this sad fuck posted here the other night?

fuck
I actually look a bit like him but weigh 30kg less, still fat though

edge aside I sometimes feel like we're all all of us, gonna kill ourselves some day. I mean we're never getting a pretty girlfriend. we can get some ugly fuck, if we're good we'll get laid, but we'll never get a gf. elliot rodger was right this world is unfair. I should've died 2 years ago, I'm just a fucking shell. Sorry to bum anyone out I'm drinking alone today.

>>736827024
Ur damn right coach

>>736827024
>be successful
>be charming
>be intelligent
don't be a cunt you know for some of us being /fit/ is the best we can do. I've spent 12+ months working out every day and I'm no closer to a gf. the world is cruel and many of us are gonna hav to adapt to that. Personally I don't think I'm gonna adapt, the last year I've been 100% convinced I'll kill myself. and it's not depression it's a natural reaction to my disappointing life.

>>736827405
no wonder you can't get a gf nigger
i can't get a girlfriend but that's because im trash
you're not trash but you insist on being trash, if you kys you're garbage fag
kys

>>736827405
I'm not saying you HAVE to be all those things.

You do have to show you can work towards them and be someone that a woman can see herself with.

I have a pretty hot girlfriend and i have a dad bod and dropped out of college.

All about perspective

>>736823126
Why so desperate?
It's only good for the sex, apart from that it's only trouble. unless you have like a "fairy tale" like perfect match, meaning that you actually are both madly in love with eachother and not only just by the looks.

You constantly have to give her multiple times a day attention. They get jealous, you can't watch porn anymore, they get angry, you can't check out girls, you see her ugly sides like no make-up, or her bad habits and stuff, some actually can be really gross.

You have to take her to places that you don't necessarily enjoy. And frankly the sex isn't always that great either. To get head, you have to give head, It's gross, and nor do they tend to have a great body. and some are really awkward in bed ruining the whole mood. Sometimes it's just better to go out and get yourself a lapdance I think.

After last broke up (which again tends to happen because like I said, not every couple is a perfect match, shit gets annoying). So have been enjoying the bachelor life for 4 years now. Never been better.

lads sorry again to bum anyone out. I don't want any y'all to kill yourselves and feel kinda responsible. Just one last post - don't give up. use steroids if you have to. if you're a poorfag deal drugs. literally anything's better than killing yourself. I don'tplan on offing myself till I've tried everything. also don't be a cunt and think of your family.

>>736827526
sorry fam I'm working on it. I'm not attention-seeking so don't feel you gotta reply. I'm going to sleep. no one can fix my life except maybe me.

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>>736827405
Get out of the house for a bit dood, clear your head. Staying inside all day is fun but go out anyway, get some vitamin d or some shit.

>>736823126
MAybe by talking to them. It makes things realy easy to find a decent gf that way.

>>736823126
Work out , have some self respect , get some hobbies that would actually be interesting to talk about in a social interaction , go out and make some friends , read some actual books and for the love of god stop wallowing in self pitty

>>736826534
Inteligent and smart are two different concepts , they are often intertwined but not always , also if you dont have any charm about you ofcourse no one is gonna like you

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>>736823126
you didn't roll enough

Clean up a little bit, lower your standards.

>>736830222
>lower standards
how do you get lower than 0

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>>736823126
You can't because it is literally impossible to find a mate, all the chicks are either taken or a lesbian/feminist. It's either that or they never leave the house, you can't even use a dating app to get them because the chads will swarm them as soon as they appear, or they are just fat and ugly trash. Unless there is some miracle or you're in good with a certain circle of friends you're chances of even having the chance to begin with are extremely low.

We are in dark times, it's not something we can fix, the women have to do it themselves. But they probably won't, the ratio or women:men is completely fucked which means they're allowed to pick and choose as they please. The whole "go to a bar and meet a chick thing" is just a meme made up to make it seem like it's possible, and if you don't have a gf you're apparently some degenerate who can't get laid. Just ignore it, most of the people who say they have gfs are fucking lying anyway, it's just bad bait

>>736823126
learn to play guitar or drums.

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The good ole fashioned way

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>>736831795
Nah man. You're just a nigger.

Why would you even want one? Look, having a girlfriend is extremely overrated.

A few years ago I was like you, at age 26 and was depressed as fuck over not having a girlfriend. I finally got one, spent 4 years with her and honestly, it was a waste of time. Everything she brought to the table, I could get elsewhere without 1/10th of the time, money and effort it required to get it from her.

You get bored with people eventually. The whole companionship thing is overrated. If you want pussy, you can get that without the commitment.

Learn to stand on your own and not give a fuck about some pointless emotional connection. I figured that out and now almost every woman in my life wants the dick, and I'm more than happy to oblige.

Once you can do that, you can date or just love em and leave em. It's your call after that.

Women will throw down with a dude that isn't a needy little bitch, but they'll friend zone or straight up tell off a guy that's clingy and faggy like how you're currently being.

TL;DR - Stand tall on your own first. Stop being a needy faggot. That's how you can get a girlfriend if you so desire, or you can just get a fuck buddy or three. I'd suggest the latter.

>>736830148
rollerino

>>736832399
i do already play guitar
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08yJK4E6O96

>>736823126
Time stamp or GTFO.
Bitch boy an heroed live about a month ago.

This is just a ghost meme to troll your heartstrings.

>>736831795
op here, i feel this is mostly true. at least for people like me

>>736831795
sounds like you are just ugly, unappealing, and of low value as an individual. bummer. good luck in life, you're gonna need it.

>>736832987
i thought emo was dead (had killed itself, finally)

>>736833505
>pavement is emo
>acoustic is emo
no. no.

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>>736823126
Do that

>>736830148
roll

>>736833570
you took indie and turned it emo by sounding like a faggot

>>736823126
this thread, again

>>736823126
I met mine at a university bar.

>>736830148
lets roll-oll

>>736833695
emo is characterized by high-pitched, nasal vocals

in terms of pitch, my voice is too low to be considered emo. and if it's nasally i apologize, i try not to sound nasal

>>736833411
The truth hurts doesn't it? Did some Chad steal you gf hmmmm? It's okay, let it all out

>How in the fuck do you actually get a gf

You're going to die a wizard if you haven't figured it out by now. All these tips aint going to work for you.

>>736833397
So OP, why don't you post a real picture of yourself, time stamped? Let's see how bad it is.

>>736827405
K bye

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>>736835379
>>736833141

>>736823289
>>736836655

You don't.

>>736836655
>nose full of blackheads

>>736838285
just scars
but yeah i'm a 0.05/10 (being optimistic) i already know that
>>736837985
i figured

>>736830148
this made me laugh, but roll nonetheless lol

>>736823126

Join the military

they will teach you everything

and you will be drowning in pussy

pro tip: ALL women are gold diggers