anon, what has been the best moment of your life so far ?

When i farted in my exs face and my sisters face, both farts point plank it was really funny

Winning an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series.

Nothing comes to mind

>>736807137
That's great quality for a GIF.

Probably something videogame related like getting Diamond in league of legends

Besides that, maybe when a nurse touched my penis in high school

Me behind the lense and on the left while on the right

Finding topless photos of my daughter on her cell. Now I have EXCELLENT fap materials

>>736807680
Which series?

I've just turned a 37 yr old virgin. There's been no good moments in my life.

>>736807137
Gonna go with the corny answer.
The birth of my children.....

>>736807137
My first gay experience i guess

>>736807928
Fam how many kids you got? I thought it was only millenials here now, pleasantly surprised

>>736807928
The birth of your children was the best moment of my life too. They're so beautiful!!

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I fucked Daphne Rosen for $1500 when I was in Los Angeles.

She does some escort work on the side and I creampied in her asshole.

Pic related.

pissing in a poor student girl's mouth. Just looking at her face full with regret.

The best moment of my life is probably when I moved away from the mic to breathe in.

>>736807988
2 kids
I'm 32 year old army fag

Getting high as balls and randomly propositioning a girl I know for sex, then proceeding to catch an uber over there and smashing the everliving fuck out of her while her husband was away

>>736808311
Married pussy is the best pussy. Period.

>>736807928
Me too. Birth of my son. I'm Navy.

>>736808213
How long have you been here?

>>736808213
I hate to break it to you, but those kids are probably not yours, ground pounder.

>>736807795

story?

>>736807943
I've heard those are often a real pain in the ass.

The birth of my children.

Close second is the first time I had sex, 14 with a 12 year old. Best most enthusiastic sex ever to this day.

>>736808622
HAH, puns. It was anal tho it was much less

>>736807795
Penis inspection day? I been there.

>>736808090
story? What do you mean poor student girl? Underage?

the blowjob i got from 2 sisters while my friend/their brother cried in a tree

> when i got into my first choice college

> when i kissed a girl i really liked at age 16

one of these two, can't decide. i think getting into my college was more physically happy but kissing that girl was more emotionally happy

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>>736808994
amazing

>>736808936
a foreign student, that did not have money to pay her rent. So i chatteted her up for having sex for money. Had her for around 12 hrs and could do what ever i wanted with her.

So after some fucking, i started drikking alot of water infront of her. She was abit confused by that. After 5-7 glasses of water, i took her to the toilet and had her sit down on the floor and started pissing on her face

>>736808422
> I'm Navy, so you enjoy fucking kids that explains it.
I know, I know, you only fuck the kids that the Israeli's order you to, but still, you're a fairly sad excuse for a human being.

>>736807137
For real, taking the virginity of a blonde co-worker at bigbite after closing time. The first 5 strokes or so actually met with resistance.

Electric Daisy Carnival 2010
First time I dropped X.
That was the best day of my life.

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First hit of crack ever

>>736809334
Damn.

being with a younger boy

Finding out a girl actually, truly likes me last week. But then she turned out to be 16. Well, age of consent here is 16, so it should be fine

>>736809551
That's pretty funny.

>>736807137
sauce?

>>736809764
Whoops. Wrong post... Eh fuck it

>>736807137
When trump became president

>>736808994

Similar. Got a blowjob from two sisters, both landwhales but the one had a hege crush on me and the other was quite possibily the biggest slut I ever seen.

She kept getting sluttier and sluttier and when I started paying her more attention and eating her out, my friend kept trying to keep up.

> Fingering themselves and licking each others pussy juice off of each others fingers.
> Me rimming my friend and her slutty sister licking my face.
> Exchanging my cum and then fingering each others assholes with my cum.

It was so depraved. After I nutted my friend started crying with shame while her sister laughed at her and started sucking on my nuts.

Things were never the same after that. Her sister got HIV years later and died.

>>736808923
>>736808619

It was basically a penis inspection day, something about checking if the balls are working or something, looking back I'm not sure what was the point of it but atleast the nurse was a woman so I wouldnt mind all that much even if I got sexually assaulted

When I died.

>>736809858

You were probably being checked for an inguinal hernia. It is a requirement before playing sports.

>>736807137
A meeting with my boss and an engineer where we discussed the system specs for a project we we're working on.

..I knew that day that I had finally made it in the real world.

Later I found out that project was for a company called moog and that they make decoy predator drones for the government.

>>736809962
Testicular torsion.

>>736807928

aww

Succeeding brillantly at my 2nd year college exam.
Just after; we all went partying at some rich guy's house who had a swimming pool.
One guy had coke and gave me a bit for fun, fuck yeah.
One guy had cialis and gave me half a pill to be able to fuck while drunk, fuck yeah.
Seduced the owner's little daughter.
Went to her bedroom and toke her pussy and asshole virginity.

2 weeks after I was working every single day as a slave which got me very depressed ... life can turn on a dime.

>>736807137
Probably when I went to visit my long distance gf
It is and will probably always be, the highlight of my life.

>>736808080
She has the same body type as my sister.
I want to do my sister

>>736807137
when i hit lmao 1/2/3/4 pl8 the rest of my life is pointless really

>>736810235
>Succeeding brillantly at my 2nd year college exam.
>Went to her bedroom and toke her pussy and asshole virginity.
>toke

Let me guess, music major?

>>736809488
What the Fuck.

>>736810333

Well at least now you can say the best moment was when you got trips in that one thread

Well, when my son was born. But individually was when I finished Persona 4.

>>736810235
What position did you use for her cunt and asshole, respectively? How old was she? Did you cum both places?

>>736807855

can you show me in kik MrNard1

>>736808080
> She does some escort work on the side and I creampied in her asshole.

I highly doubt she let you fuck her without a condom.

>>736807137
Fucking wet Japanese pussy when I was stationed in Okinawa, Japan.

>>736809334
U r my hero.

>>736809334
Where was she from?

>>736807137
Getting blown by my asian gf, her best friend (also asian), and another asian chick we just met. Nothing better than spraying my cum on 3 asian chicks. Was the best moment in my life so far, but I think another great moment is coming up this weekend.

I once found a 20 dollar bill on the floor of a Boston Pizza bathroom.

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>>736807137
Making it to Akihabara for the first time, while in Japan for the first time, completely on my own.

That was 7 years ago.

>>736811781
requesting full story and pics of those involved

>>736807137

I'm a 4 on a good day. Last semester, I somehow befriended a 9 in one of my classes. Gorgeous, intelligent, hilarious, fun to be around. We got pretty close over a few months. We were studying in her room one night. One thing led to another, and we had two hours of foreplay and incredible sex. Best blowjob I've ever had. Tight pussy that looked like a work of art. Clean asshole. Loved to be choked.

I just wish I could stop thinking about that night now that we're done. Really sucks to know that it won't happen again.

>>736811768
litauen or some shit like that.

chatted abit more with her after that day: said she felt so degraded and would never do something like that again
> my job here is done

>>736807137
gonna need sauce, fam

>>736811948
Yeah those Eastern European girls would do anything for money, communism really fucked their society.

Killing another man on the field of battle.

>>736808490
Been lurking for 5 or more years. Been a while

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When I went back to Korea for a week's vacation at the end of 2015. Had lived there for three years prior (2009-2012), and had been dreaming about being back there every single night since I left. It was truly wonderful to see all of the old locales again.

>>736812140
How does it feel being a slave to the Israelis?

>>736808502
Had my kids long before I joined the military so I know they are my seed.

>>736807137
When I went to disney world.

>>736811836
I know how that feels, was pretty good.
Just over 2 years ago here. You still in Tokyo?

>>736807137
Seeing my books for sale on Amazon. (moments)

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>>736812384
No; that was a long time ago. I was only there for three days.

>>736808162
Love u Tay

>>736812244
>5 or more years
>been a while

Fucking newfag

Going to NCAA's D1 swimming championships in college. Was 10th overall. Was my final year swimming in college too since I suffered an injury the following year

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>>736811897
GF on the right, her best friend on the left

It was my birthday weekend and my gf asked what I wanted the most for my weekend. I jokingly told her I would love to get blown by her and 2 other chicks. Stupid/Lucky me, she decided to get me exactly that. Later that night, after a night of partying and drinking, I ended up in a room with her, her best friend, and another chick we met at the party.

The chicks would suck on my balls and shaft while rotating turns sucking the tip and such. It was the most amazing blowjob I ever got. Came all over their faces and they cleaned me up after wards. I was blown a few more times that night, at least once by each chick. Best birthday weekend ever.

Something similar might happen this weekend too

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>>736807137
Picking up two black girls in a bar and fucking them in a 5 star hotel room for 2 days straight only leaving to pickup pizza and liquor.

>>736812619
Yeah I'm late to the party
,I'd like to say it was around 2010ish I first started lurking a lot, knew about this place for a while before that just never visited often
still got to some epic shit here before it went to shit.

>>736811923
>I'm a 4 on a good day
>best blowjob I ever had

Ugly guys don't get bj's.

>>736812753
Nice one. But Imagine what will become when your girlfriend asks for her birthday present. What if she wants to blow 3 nigorus?

>>736812753
You know that means she did the same for her friends' boy toy before you yes?

>>736807137
they day i killed a gook

>>736807137
sauce?

>>736813016

Then I guess your theory is flawed.

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>>736813296
To be honest, I've been in a relationship with her long enough so I'm kind of bored. If she wanted that, it wouldn't bother me that much. Of course, I would tell her that I would only let her as long as I got to fuck one or two of her friends.

>>736813400
Kind of doubt it as her friend has been single for awhile, but like I stated in above, our sex life has been boring as shit so stuff like this shakes it up for me. We're thinking about becoming swingers

>>736810096
wat do yu u do anon?

when I passed my first uni year (belgium state uni). It really felt good knowing from where i was coming from. Like, an achievement.

When i got a BJ by 2 chicks

>>736807928
Wholesome

>>736813706
i can tell ur a richfag

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>>736814169
Do I somehow come off as a richfag?
Not really rich, but I make more than the average guy I suppose

>>736814438
you're fckin asian girls who wear channel necklaces. u gotta be makin some type of doe

>>736807137
When I was 17, two cute girls gave me a drunken giggling blowjob. I've never done anything that sexually impressive since, but for one brief perfect moment...
That or the birth of my daughter.

>>736814788
Well like I said I do make more than the average guy Lol
And dating/fucking asian chicks aren't hard as long as you have some confidence, look decent, and are funny.

>>736807901
Breaking Bad

>>736807855
Post already

>>736812140

t. low self esteem

Graduating summa cum laude in Computer Science, the feeling of having my whole life ahead of me and being on top.

Dumping my load in this hot ass black girl I always had a thing for.

Rejecting my ex after college when she tried to make moves.

The first time I tried MDMA.

The first and only time I tried heroin.

Being 16-18 in high school. I will probably always look at those times as my favorite. Soooooooooo god damn simple and fun, and i went to college and graduated and all that good shit.

>>736814987
and have money.
pull a coming to america, watch how many asian chicks u can get

>>736815399
The fucking hero we need.

/thread

>>736815256
>>736815412
Im proud of you boys

Kinda weird that i cannot say.
Maybe something related to love/psychedelics or overcoming fear

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Getting my dick rode by a 9/10 fuckbuddy of 3 years while having my balls sucked by an 8/10 and fucking her as well.

Probably going to be the greatest moment of my life. Or maybe,


>"Dad, I know....you're dying....but....what was the greatest thing that ever happened to you?"

>"I'm tied between having you and getting my dick rode/balls sucked. You'll never nut that hard."


It was glorious.

>>736808619
>Be me
>Spam Jayce top
>Dodge queues with any champ remotely outdated
>Carry my garbage ass teammates
>Get D5

>>736815399

thanks

>>736809844
Wholesome

>>736807137
Black belt, killed deer, 3 shot grouping on bullseye at 100 yards, graduated college.

>>736807137
When I was 17 my gf at the time and her best friend choked me up against the wall, held me down on her bed, licked my ass, took turns blowing and fucking me, and made me jizz inside both of them for a whole night.

Being the bitch is good sometimes

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definitely my 16th birthday. Looking around to see my whole family gathered around just for me, 100% the happiest and best moment of my life so far. i know its nothing crazy like cumming on three Asian girls at once but when someone asks me the best moment of my life that always comes to mind

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>>736807137
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>736815951
I respect it.

>>736807137
the best moment of my life so far is....

...actually none of your business, you fucking parasite.

>>736807137
The moment I promised that I would kill myself in a few years.

Just knowing that it'll all be over soon and I'll finally be able to rest forever has really been great.

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>>736809844
LUCKY~

>>736809844
Great American Story

Probably when we found a very good treatment for my brother's disease. I will always be thankful because it is as if a curse was lifted off my family, I swear to God my vision got brighter or something.

probably when i learned to let go and be moved by beautiful art, visual and otherwise. so when I finally "got" art. a whole new way of appreciating life opened to me.

>>736811836
Weeaboo detected.

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One singular moment? I don't know -_-

When I looked in the mirror and saw a man.

>>736807906
Bullshit. There's no way you could be a virgin at that age.

>>736812753
pics or it didn't happen you fedora wearing spic

When I found out I got into medical school.

>>736815964
No. You pay for insurance which inflates the price to $50. Scam.

>>736807137
When I met my girlfriend

>>736815751
You disgust me.

>>736815896
where do i find agirl like that

Can't really narrow it down to just one thing honestly.


Doing a triple bodyweight deadlift of 540 pounds (180 lbs 5 ft 9). Set me goal to do this and did this 2 years ago.

Winning a playoff game in high school football and it being the first time my high school had ever won a playoff game. I had 2 sacks in that game , was one of my best played games I ever had.

Buying my own house felt pretty good too.

>>736807137
nothing im still in college average student 7.5 GPA studying computer science. I have the physique of a 13 year old(5'9 small shoulders). had one girlfriend in high school who cheated on me. i wanted to be in the entertainment industry but have no talent. plus got a schizo brother and schizo father. feel sorry for my mom all the time. i had phases where i literally wanted to off myself. puled through somehow, dont know how i passed all my subjects. thanks to my friends

I haven't had it yet.
>Never dated, and am hoping for a red pilled qt3.14

>>736817014
Older sister's friend. She was bi and had a really strong dominant streak in her so it just went well. The girl nearly choked me out a few times.

>>736815751
jayce abuser fgt...

>>736807137
when I meet my wife, or to be more exact, whe I realized that she was going to be my special one.
fun fact: at first we wheren't that close, in fact, I tought she was just had pity on me or she was just trying to be nice, then after a while I realized that she was the one, and things happened and now we're together and happily married.

>>736817105
im the same guy just continuing. had one kiss with my ex. im very socially awkward. i think right now no girl will ever love because everyone keeps saying to me that "Hey Anon you are so weird". all my actions do not mix with the society. my train of thought is ridiculed by everyone even my family, even though i think it is right. Tried talking to girls but they all think im a wimp. went clubbing always get rejected. only option for me is to get filthy rich or die a virgin

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>>736807137
I feel dumb because a lot of them are chick related. I'm in a story telling mood...
(Chick in pic kinda looks like 'punk chick')
>Go to party at friends place
>Friend throws bad ass parties. Kinda parties where you will get laid.
>My ex had started dating a good friend of mine. I know this may sound bad, but bitch was crazy and he was doing me a favor. Bitch would call me drunk and cry and yell for dumping her, dated less than a month.
>I was a bit of a smug Chad in those days, say hello to a friend of my ex's and was introcued to this new chick.
>5"4 ft, 32 D, and punk chick. We hit it off great
>Ask where my frien Jo is.
>Host "Jo is bangin' Dez on my bed"
Smugface.jpg
>Decide to become life of party because I'm an asshole
>Open door on jo and Dez
>"Jo, what's up man! I missed you!"
>Jo:"Hey dude, whats goin' on. Ummm I'm a bit busy"
>Me:"Oh whatcha up to"
>Dez:"Get the fuck out!"
>I leave and people are laughing like crazy outside the door
>Everyone hates Dez, but she finds cool parties so they tolerate her
>Some fag starts playing guitar, it's killing the vibe
>Decide to be me again
>"Hey buddy can I see that guitar"
>"Sure
>Punkgirl:"Do you know how to play"
Meh.bmp
I start playing beautiful saranade music outside of the bedroom door. Some random chords and lyrics I made up singing in a falseto voice.
>"Jo gonna drill that greasy snatch/gush like an oil feild make a slick patch/Yeah cunt he's gonna fuck you like a real man/He gonna give you addiquate sex like we know he can"
>Get guatiar faggot to take over
>Keep singing and making up words, gets one or two people to join in
>Soon the party follows outside the door, It becomes self sestaining and I go off with punk chick
She turns out to be cool as fuck, we drink and smoke outside and stare at the stars. Sounds lame but when you're under 18 it's pretty romantic. Eventually we go back inside after seeing Dez storm off. Guitar Fag rushes with 3 other dudes
>"Dude, Dez flipped out."

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>>736817490
apparently Dez grabbed part of the headboard broke it off threw it at the guitar and was looking for me in the crowd. She got even more pissed off when she realized the whole party was out side except for me and her punk rocker friend who I was outside with and the stormed off and threw jo's jacket in the street.
>I laugh and say "Guess she couldn't take a joke"
>Punk chick and I are pretty much all over each other at this point
>Party is winding down and host has to drive the chicks back home
>offers to let me ride along cause he is not a cock block
>While getting ready Dez see's me and punk chick all over each other
>"Eww thats gross"
>Without skipping a beat I say "what did you find a miror or something?"
>Everyone riding in the car laughs
>Dez is pissed
>We get in and punk chick is all on my shit
>Dez tries to get sweet with Jo
>"I already came, calm the fuck down"
>Drop dez off first
>Jo takes 10 minutes to calm her down and say bye
>Jo takes front
>Punk chick wastes no time and moves my hand to finger her
>She's moaning and whispering in my ear everytime she cums
>Get to her place
>Asks me to walk her in
>She lives in a guest house
>Immediately takes off her top
>Pulls me inside her raw
>we are fucking for about 5 minutes
Honk Honk
>"Hey anon, I'm on birth control"
I'm hard as fuck
>"I want you to cum in me. Or I can swallow, whatever"
Honk honk
>I cum deep inside her
>As I'm twitching she pulls my cock out and sucks the residue off
>"Maybe next time it we'll have more time anon"

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>>736817549
pt3
I leave my friends inside are pissed, They are hungry as fuck, its late and now they wanna go home. I held them up and now any decent fast food place is closed.
>"Sorry guys, my bad. You know I get a 50% discount at Whataburger. Is that alright? My treat."
>My friends anger turns to excitement (Keep in mind, we're all in highschool and gas was a dollar and change)
>While we're driving Jo tells me what happened with Dez.
>Says he's not mad (cause we pulled shit like that on each other for lulz all the time, it was also over 10 years ago, people had senses of humor then) but Dez is going to owe him and host money cause of what she pulled.
>Says he fucked he in some yard of a vacant house after she stormed off.
>Tells me it was pretty funny, says he even fucked in rythm with the music but that pissed off Dez.
>Know dude working graveyeard shift
>Hooks me up with courtesy cup, fills a togo bag with free fries and get a burger for host and like 20 chicken strips all for under $10.
>We all agree this is one hell of a party
>Host takes me home and I crash out.

>>736807608
So only once? Incest.

>>736817422
me again. i just masturbated to trap porn. i have like 40 GB of porn stash on my laptop. another 40 in my hard disk. im a pussy. im 20 and havent done anything in life which is respect worthy, ima failure. i even get scared to live with a room mate. i get scared when i have to talk to someone. i get scared when im all alone. i get scared when things dont go my way. i never had a father figure in my life. i cannot blame my dad who has schizophrenia. he provided us with the best he could and sacrificed his wants for our spoils. but im not much of a pussy to be the man of the house. i gotta do something. i gotta make some cash. i gotta be successful.

>>736817549
good lord.

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This one happened when I was 20
I met this chick when meeting another chick in the "myspace days"
The other chick wants to meet at a group setting. The group setting is at a open mic poetry night
>I made a huge mistake
I meet all her friends, and apparently I'm not the only one new to the group
Chick in pic (we'll call her K) is new too
event starts and its as bad as you are imagining right now
>Goth fag being black darkness
>Dyke being muh vagina
>Feminist Being angry dyke
I crack side comments the whole time and K is the only one laughing. We begin talking over it.
Myspace girl wants me to cool it and I'm still trying to fuck her.
I cool it.
K starts throwing sugar packets at me
We throw sugar packets back and forth.
Eventually there is an open spot. Things with myspace girl are going down the shitter so I say fuck it, I'm gonna have fun and go up there.
>Grab sugar packet
>Read back of sugar packet as if a slam poem
>say "kill whitey. Thank you." at the end and sit down
>Whole place stares daggars at me
>K fell out of her seat from laughing so hard.

Ended up leaving not seing myspace girl again or getting K's number but fuck it it was a good story

A month later there is an infected mushroom concert.
My ticket was bought by a chick who liked me. I tried the whole night to be a good date and talk to her but she's being a woman, clamming up and not telling me wtf is going on.
>Yeaaaahh, I'm gonna have a good time
Run into a shit ton of my friends
Invite ticket girl and try and bring her into the fold but she is silent and weird.
I'm walking around back to the group I came with when suddenly I hear "SUGAR PACKETS!"
I spin around
It's K, I thought I would never see K again.
She hugs me and we pick up where we left off at the Slam Poetry event.

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>>736818222
PT2
I try and bring Ticket girl in the fold but she walked off breifly.
K and I are shooting the shit, joking around, etc.
Ticket girl comes back. Aparently she was bummed because she wanted to take E at the show
K says, "Oh shit, come with me I'll hook you up. Stay here"
They go off for a while and come back
K starts flirting with me, I flirt back. Ticket girl ended up going off with our mutual friends.
I try talking to ticket girl to be a good date, but she makes it clear she wants me to have a good time in woman passive aggressive tone.

I say fuck it, I tried
Meet up with K, and she starts grinding on me. We start making out then out of now where she says "Did you think it would be that easy", and runs off
>wtf? okay
K comes back, play it slower and smoother but we get back to making out. I feel her up.
"BRB"
K comes back pick up where we left off, then leaves again
>rinse
>repeat
Eventually at the end of the night I get K's number. She tells me to call her and that she wants to hang out next weekend.
>Go back with group and see ticket girl expecting a shitty ride home
Ticket girl rants and raves about how awesome K was. Tells me what happened.
>K asked her if we were dating since I made it clear she bought my ticket
>She said no
>K tells her "You know, he's kinda cute and really funny"
>Before ticket girl responds, she gives her 3 times the ecstacy that she was paying for
>K tells "have fun tonight, I'm gonna go hand out with anon"
aparantly the entire time she was leaving it was cause she was slinging E and didn't want to tell me cause I didn't use drugs (and she knew it) at the time

That night I thought, Wait, was I just whored out for 2 E pills?

>>736817848
just be a trap

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>>736818299
PT3
Meet K next weekend. She was dressed up in a catholic school girl skirt and a choker.
The date goes to an unexpected turn when she's not hungry, We go to a park over looking the city
I crack jokes and be me and she laughs and listens
we hold hand and cuddle
>I'm way too in my head and wondering if my gift of Gab is failing me
She says she wants to go back to her place
>Unsure if she's asking to go home or inviting me over
Invites me in, but no alch.
Unsure if she's gonna pull the gentle let down so we're still friends or what
>Turns on radio to oldies station
Comes to cuddle and kisses me
>guess it's not going as bad as I though
Talk about music
>Suddenly barry white comes on
We laugh
I tell K "You know what would be hillarious is if we just started fucking right now because of the baby making baratones of Barry White over comming us"
>K laughs
>"Lets do it. Barry white commands you to fuck me."

I did't even give it a 2nd thought. I go straight for it thinking "well if she turns me down I'll play it off as a joke"
>I start making out with her and slide my hand up her skirt and start fingering her vagina
>She moans and I move down to kissing her neck while undoing her bra
>She starts working my zipper and tugging at my cock
I'm hard as fuck
>I pull her underwear to the side and enter her raw dawg while she takes off her shirt
>I'm fucking her and feeling up her tits while she says "You can go harder if you want"
>I pull her on top of me and start smacking her as while I'm thrusting and holding her in place ontop of me
She cums. She tells me to lay back
>She begins riding my cock. She guides my hands to feel up her tits while her tounge rubbs against mine
>I'm throbbing
>She goes up and down slow but firmly, squeezing her cunt tight on the way down
feelgoodman
>She gets off to start sucking my cock
>Rolls tounge all around the head
K "I want you to fuck me like the whore I am"
>takes it all the way down
I want that cunt

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>>736818465
PT4
I flip her to the side and fuck her sideways
>I'm going hard as fuck
>I have perfect leverage and access to everything
>One hand is feeling her tits
>I'm spanking and grabing her ass
>Kissin her neck
then I take my hand off her ass and play with her clit while I fuck her
>She's cumming like crazy
I make her cum 2 more times
>Flip her on her back
>Feel myself throbbing again
I'm gonna cum
>"K where do you wants me to cum"
"Down my throat"
>She pushes me out and starts sucking my dick
Splooge
K swallows it all, but she makes doesn let a drop go to waste. She gently cleans the sides and laps at the head
>watching her do this makes me hard again
K looks at my hard cock
>"Oh no, you aren't done. You aren't leaving while still having a boner. It's like I didn't do it right."
She's about to get back on top and I ask about rubber since I just came...
Grabs cock and puts me on my back
>"It's no big deal I'm on BirthControl.."
Dick is as hard as it was earlier and feel like I'm gonna cum just from hearing that
She slides me in and she's dripping wet and squeezes my cock with her cunt walls as she strattles me
>I cum again in side of her
>she's so wet she doesn't even notice
"... just don't cum in me. I will swallow again"
LOL
>I'm still hard and I feel amazing. She is pulling all the stops trying to make me cum again. She is riding my cock like there is no tomorrow.
Eventually it was time to cum again, I tell her and she deep throats it while I cum.
My boner is done.

>>736818176
It was an incredible night. It's one of those kinda nights that can only happen in your youth

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>>736807137
Watching all the limp wristed liberal faggots go into meltdown on the morning of Nov 9, knowing they were literally suicidal over the guy I helped vote into office lol

What a night that was (:

>>736818827
This. It was a once in a lifetime experience

>>736818513
More?

>>736809003
You got turned on by a college.... Dam anon,you need help....

>>736807137
My trip to Colombia, made some friends, smoked weed all day and fucked a lot of girls just because I'm an euro fag. Literally no effort.

Guiding my close friend through the birth of her two twins after I dismembered her husband and left him by lava

when i was 15 i snuck broke into my towns weed guy's house and stole £1100 as well as 2.4 ounces of various strands of weed.

Perfect crime.

Probably getting tf out of high school and getting into college on a pretty large scholarship. Not my first choice school, but a nice school and a better financial decision.

>>736819594

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When my now ex had my D in her ass like pic related and I pulled her legs out from under her. She was so drunk she didn't remember the next day.

leaving this thread

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>>736819203
Another story, sure last one
I got one last story in me. I almost got killed on Newyears eve.
>Be me, get message of new years eve bash at Asian QT's VM (again, over 10 years ago)
>Call asian QT
>"Can I bring friends over?"
>Asian"yeah, I mean don't make it a sausage fest but yeah"
>"Cool, can do"
>I decide after work I'm bringing my frineds Don and Tom
>We bring 3 chicks with us
>We show up and the place is totally dead
>Looks like a ghost town
>Asain girls friend lets us in
>"Hey, glad your hear Asain chick is kinda a wreck right now"
>I head over to Asian chick I see her on the floor and looks like she's crying with 3 dudes around her
>She suddenly sees me and her face lights up
>"OMG ANON!"
>She hugs me
back story on me and Asian chick. I tried asking her out and we had an awesome date that ended... well with me not sealing the deal and pussing out. I figured by then I was in the friend zone. Cool chick, fun to hang with, but I just came to terms with it and moved on. None of her friends ever said anything and she had a lot of dudes hitting on her. I didn't feel like waiting in line. Over years we hung out, had fun, and I met other chicks at parties in front of her.
>Asian chick says she's happy to see me
>"I'm happy to see me too. You okay dude?"
>"Yeah I'm fine, can I just talk to you for a sec"
takes me to dark empty room
>"Asian, everything okay? Did we miss the party or something?"
>"No Anon, everythings fine. I'm really happy to see you."
She hugs me and doesn't let go
>"Asian, you drunk"
laughs against my neck
>"You're drunk Asian"
>"I'm not drunk I wanted you to come here the whole time"
knock knock knock. Hey Asian, whats going on?

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>>736821425
PT2
>Asian:"I'll be out"
Tells me to wait in room and goes outside
3 minutes or so passes. Enough to be annoying, not enough to leave. Asian comes back
>"Anon, I scewed up."
>"Okay asian, what happened? Are you in trouble?"
>"No, Anon. I wasn't supposed to invite you. I feel like a stupid bitch."
>"Asian, it's fine, there's plenty to do on newyears and the nights young. I'll just head out and..."
>"Anon, I don't want you to leave"
Asian chick makes out with me and we start fooling around. I'm about to take it to home plate when Don bangs on the door and says "Yo anon, we gotta GTFO! Someone called the cops for underage drinking"

While all of us got in the car, I get filled in on what actually was happening around me
>The party was aparently supposed to be just Asian, her friends and home owner and his 2 friends
>We came with 3 guys 3 girls total
>House guest apparently had a fling with Asian once and was trying to pressure her to be his GF
>Asian felt smothered. I'd find out later on Asian had a crush on me since the failed date but never could say anything and felt... Friendzoned ironically.
>She planned a whole thing where at midnight she was gonna kiss me
>House owner fucked that up
>In shows up 6 people he doesn't know shit who they are and expected all chicks
>Suddenly some chad shows up and Asian is happy and takes him in the guest bedroom?
fuck that
>House owner decides to tell Asian get em out of here
>While thats happening 'Emo chick' (A girl we brought) starts hooking up with one of the guys there
>His friend thats gay has a thing for Don
He's now being told in his own home that the people who are cock blocking him should be allowed to stay
Fuck that
>He got out a shot gun, apparently I was gonna become a statistic
>Don and Tom with out even knowing it start talking to him about guns
>Toms a ROTC gun nerd
>The start shooting the shit over his gun collection

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>>736821510
>Starts talking to half black chick we brought and realizes committing a murder may prevent him from getting his dick wet
we just went from unwelcome party crashers to life of the party.

On the car ride hom emo chick is freaking out, Can't go home drunk and late
>"you can crash with me emo"
>go to my room
>raised by single mother so she doesn't know or care what I do
>Emo and I are horny and say fuck it
>Fuck 7/10 emo chick without putting in any effort or work.

>>736816650
Fat, ugly, small dick, social anxiety and depression. How could I not be a virgin?

>>736822337
buy a hooker then.

I have just graduated with a 1st class honours degree in Mechanical Engineering. (Relationships, friendships went to shit for this degree.) I have to say this was the best thing so far.

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>>736807137
>Ski bum
>Forecast is for 30-35 inches overnight
>decide to go up super early with my friend in my AWD oldass Subaru outback, like 2 in the morning since they'll close the canyon road at 5-8 with that much snowfall
>It's barely snowed a foot, and roads are fairly clear
>Go up, park on the side of the road, fall asleep and set alarms for 6:30 am, lifts start at 9
>Wake up, snow is halfway up my car door window
>It snowed 48 inches last night
>see this message
>Canyon road closed indefinitely, Estimated time of opening 4 PM
>Climb out my window and dig ourselves out
>Concerned that the mountain will close due to lack of people
>Eat breakfast in car, put my gear on and go up cautiously optimistic
>Liftees are there, it's me my buddy, and about 40 other ski bums on great western chairlift
>No one can believe what they're seeing
>My friend and I just have that look Templeton from Charlotte's Web does when he sees the closed fair
>Road stays closed, and we barely see any people on the most glorious powder day of the year
>all our friends sat in traffic for 2 hrs only to be told to turn around
>It snowed a total of 60 inches of amazing light Wasatch powder
>We were gloating for years

Pic is alta with about 40 inches of snow

>>736822497
No shit, tried that last year. My shitty little phimosis dick blew up the minute she touched it. £150 well spent.

>>736807137


two women sucking my dick at the same time

>>736807137
Oh, following Boxxy here for suuuuuure

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>>736807137
One of the nights in 07 or 08 while I lived offcampus in DC while doing my undergrad with an ex, when we would drink and get high on the balcony a block away from Morgan Circle with friends. Or nights at the frat house partying during rush week with dumb bitches and careless bros

Regardless how shitty everything is now in the rat race, I can always bear it when I think back and remember I lived like three was no tomorrow and have no regrets

Had a sexual relation with a Olympic gold champion Female Judo Japanese girl. She was sexy as hell. She came and train in my area for about 3 months. We fuck around for about 2 months. Absolutely the best sex of my life. this one time we just stayed at my apt fucking from sarurday night until Wednesday. I called in sick for work. just amazing, goddammit I wish to go back. she went back to Japan and e mail each other for a few times for a some months. then we stopped talking. Last I heard she was the head Instructor of a school.

>>736816056
edgyyyy

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>>736818827
>>736818890

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>>736816056
>life is so shitty he can't even make simmering up

>>736807137
Can't think of one.

>>736807608
SUMMERFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>736824395
GW scum is scum.

>>736822909
I used to board a ton at brighton. That shit sounds so cash anon. Nicely played.

When I clocked my step dad

>>736807137
Chilling in balcony at summer with friends, drinking, smoking, listening to music. Nothing special but memory of this makes my happy.

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I'm still in a story telling mood
This was around 2011 or 2012
K and I were part of a BDSM community
K and I were living together as roomates and K was saying she was a "lesbian"
In reality, I was fucking K on the regular while she was nailing lesbains
K had a sub (we'll call her Z)
Z was philipino and Mexican 32DD, 5ft3" 140lbs (however alot of that was muscle)
Z was strong for being a chick. Easily could bench 165lbs and had a pain tolleance that was unreal
dressed sorta like a skater chick, tanktops, baggy skater jeans. Red and black hair
She looked inbetween a lipstick lesbian and hard core dyke. She was definately gay, but was still feminine in many ways
K when domming Z would make her do all sorts of shit as "punishment"
>One time Z didn't follow commands and Kay made her strip down and had me feel her up
>For laughs she'd make her give me massages
K knew I thought Z was hot.
One time made her give me a massage while topless after a flogging and teased me to roll over knowing I had a boner
>Me and Z got along really well
I always treated Z well. I'd usually make her breakfast and talk with her after her and K fucked
Eventually Z developed feelings for K and K did not feel the same
K distanced herself from Z. However Z and her were still tight and would hang out
>Part of it was consoling, but from the consoling we bonded more
>Of course we were already decent friends before that
K would take things to far and be needlesly cruel to Z sometimes
I'd step in and take Z's side
K eventually went overseas to study abroad
Z one weekend came over and he got really stones and drunk
We would play video games, watch gore/snuff films, watch porn
She'd get to fucked up to go home, crash out and I'd make breakfast
>"Anon that was a blast, I know its kinda dumb, but we should make that a weekend tradition"
>We were reaching our mid 20's where going out is nice everynow and again but chilling at home is the best
fuck yeah, Lets chill

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>>736828088
pt2
>We chill another night. Z changes out of tradeschool clothes in front of me. I've seen her naked so many times by now she didn't care anymore and she knew I knew she was gay
didn't stop me from enjoying the view
>3rd weekend rolls around
>We get fucked up
>Z puts on a porn after some efukt porn we watched
>We're sleepy. Z cuddles next to me after changing into boxers and taking of her bra and putting on a tank top.
>I put my arm aound her
this was normal for us, we were just close like that
>We shift around and some how my hand ends up on her tit
I notice but don't move it to see if she says anything
she doesn't
>My cock begins throbbing like crazy
>"Enjoying the porn anon" Z laughs
>...and says nothing about my hand
I say fuck it enjoy it to the fullest extent
>I begin squeezing and feeling up Z's tit
she doesn't say anything
>Z begins grinding her ass against my hard cock
ohshititshapening.gif
I kiss her neck lightly to guage if I'm reading things correctly
>She takes off her tanktop and makes out with me
I think I read the situation right
>I shove my cock in her raw dog
holy fuck thats tight
>I fuck her, tounges rubbing, my hands feeling her massive tits up shoving as deep as I can
>I last about 3 minutes
oh fuck! I pull out and jizz on the bed
>Z begins giggling
>I imediately say "no I swear I can actually last longer, I have just been wanting to do that forever and never thought it was gonna happen"
>We cuddle, this time with me openly feeling her up
>Wake up and fuck her again when I get another boner
>This time I actually last 15 minutes
>still nervous still can't believe it
>I ask Z "Z I thought you didn't like guys"
>"I don't anon. I like you"
my heart melted

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>>736828152
>"You treat me like I'm special. I don't know why I feel like I feel toward you but I do"
Z came over the next weekend
30 minutes into movies and we started fucking
>This time I dick her right
sex with Z would happen all the time. We'd do it to cheer each other up, to destress, for fun, or cause one of us made the other horny. Z asked me out at one point but because she was conflicting with if I would be in the same city anymore, I didn't just wanna leave her like that. Sex with her was interesting. She was definately gay, and had to learn how to fuck a dude properly and was repulsed by the thought of sucking a dick.
>we eventually went seperate ways
>We are still close
>If we weren't in relationships we were happy with and closer, we'd probably still fuck
>I love Z
>not like a GF or a friend
>I've always had her back
>When things were low for her I was there
>She's always done the same
Great chick

My first cock ride.

>>736807137
When I found that hitachi magic wands have a male masturbator attachment.

>>736817848
No homo, You have kik?

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a 200ug acid trip

>>736807928
Gay

>>736810423
Kek

>>736811781
Story please

>>736828230
That's fuckin' cool, anon. Thanks for sharing.

>>736812753
Thx!

>>736812753
Also, genius.

getting my persian cat. We had not had a cat in a year or two cause we moved down to florida and had to give up are cat to a farm.

>>736813706
Fuck she's awesome. You should post one of her that you shouldn't, like her sucking your dick. Since you're trying to spice things up, it would be my pleasure to fap to her sluttiness.

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>>736815256
>the first and only time I tried heroin.

>>736808878
Damn, how was the pussy?

>>736817848
Stay strong anon. Keep your chin up.

Fucking my high school crush that turned me down for the prom 35 years later like the whore that she is.

>>736809334
Rent? Didn't you say she was 12? (I might have autism)

>>736809334
How did you even CONVINCE her? Did you just talk about giving her money?

>>736815399
Based anon

>>736807137
Throat fucking and dominating my now ex gf.

>>736809334
I mean as in, how did the conversation go?

when i accepted Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior

The feeling of being cleansed of shame, guilt and lihlism and "wow i feel as light as when i was 18 years old again"

>>736807137
teaching a girl how to suck a cock and surprising her with a mouth full of cum.

She swallowed it without question.

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>>736807137
when i came back to sens and realized that only my foot is missing

>>736809334
This didn't happen.

Cumming deep deep into my wife's ass a load I had been saving up for almost a week. Feeling her asshole clench as she came was indescribable.

>>736833438
dude

It's when I first realized I had a choice

>>736807137

>2012
>writing and recording song with a band
>multi-million dollar studio at my disposal plus laptop full of plug-ins
>single handedly turn crappy song into epic dubstep banger
>they love me for it
>everyone treating me like im super cool
>think to myself "this must be what it feels like to be a real artist"
>qt in band wants a ride home from me
>give her a ride in my 500hp turbo tegra
>car is drives like a fucking rollercoaster
>panties wet af
>play it cool drop them off say I'll see you tomorrow
>get home smoke some of the dankest weed and munch out while on /b/
>sleep

life progressively went to shit for next 5 yrs. mostly due to being caught up in a sting operation for drugs in Florida

just hoping good times like those arent all behind me now :'(

>>736807906
how does it feel to be a mage

>>736816288
Know that feel man. Same thing with my mom .

>>736821568
wut happened to asian??

>>736824395
GW was a good place. I fucked up my time there, though. What did you end up doing after school, anon?

>>736807137
Being classed 21/1711 in first year med school (it's the french system) when I expected to fail
I never experienced such unexpected happiness as of now

>>736807928
Next one you be the first time you have sex with them?

>>736807795
This is the nurse. It was the best moment of my life, too.

>>736808080
What's it like to fuck a porn star in the ass?

>>736835241
shitty

>>736816506
>-_-

Summerfag detected

>>736817623
Two Different farts and places

Every moment of my life. I've been blessed with moments after moments which gets better when time progresses. Even now i feel so mellow and happy. I hope every single one of you will feel what i've felt, feel and will feel.
Btw poorfag here but incredibly lucky with friends, family and women.

i turned an attractive lesbian. she had only had sex with girls before me. the most she had done with a guy was make out with them. she was also 7 years younger

>>736834375
Pretty fucking shit. I need to do something, there's no way I'm being a 40 yr old virgin.

>>736809488
Please describe it.

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>>736808162
Ayyyy

>tfw your life has just been a solid line of "bretty good" and you thus don't have a single truly memorable moment
Fucking end me, I've even found the perfect girl but she doesn't share the same affection I have for her. All I can hope is that we'll stay close friends for as long as possible.

>>736822909
Yeah, my advice for anyone who wants to be a ski bum, do marketing for something. If you can get enough in sales, you can do amazing. For example, I helped kick start a social media marketing company and now commission each month on monthly plans. It never goes away, and I just keep making more sales to make more money, so I can literally do just about whatever I want with my time.

>>736826570
yeah, I like Brighton the best because of less crowds. Solitude is okay, but I dislike their lift setup because you can't really lap honeycomb canyon that well.

>>736817242
Congrats.

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Got a blowjob from this 10/10 at a party in front of everyone while her cuck boyfriend was in the bathroom, it was great and nobody laughed at my 4.5 inch dick, got high fives from everyone and came in her mouth, she got naked and I didn't even fuck her,
Poor guy

Yes

>>736807137
when i got my first deep throat blowjob

>>736807137
When a gave my first deep throat blowjob
>best friend still doesn't know I'm gay

>>736807137
Anal fucking my ex fuckbuddy in my apartment overnight, then having a shower (no soap/shampoo) then going to my new GFs apartment and fucking her.

>>736812753
Summer's in full swing

>>736807137
When I got my decree of divorce I realized that I'm no longer stuck with one person for the rest of my life... I thought I'd only get laid by 6 girls.

>>736837560
Sorry anon, she is no way a 10/10. I would give her a solid 6.5-7/10

>>736837828
You could be right, I was drunk, post your 10/10 and well see if you're right

>>736837828
Dweeb

>>736835404
Zozzle.

>>736830512
Greentext?

>>736833043
Including anal? (Just lie and say "yes.")

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>>736807137

Toss up between having sex with my first post-grad girlfriend or getting my thesis.

Then I started visiting /b/ again. Pic related.

>>736837898
By no means is she bad looking, I get drunk and fuck solid 4s no problem. I've never been with a 10/10. But for a true number rating I go off of personality, how she carries herself, dresses, ankle to hip ratio etc.

>>736833149
Here is Svetlana. He is telling me schram is thick like can of Pepsi. He is lieing. All the time he is lieing. Also, he is eating of the asparagus before doing his impressions of Mr. Max Hardcore. Never again, comrade!

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>>736838208
Stop Stalling and post your 10/10 use the Seymore system to rate her

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I met a girl at a rave I really kicked it off with but I just got her facebook and two days later she flew away.

After chatting with her for 2 months I realized she was perfect for me and flew after her. Explored parts of california and had tons of sex on molly with her. Lots of good music and raves, and I got to pursue some of my hobbys while I was there too.

She wasnt as into me as I was into her so it only lasted about 3 months total.

I still consider it to be the happiest I've ever felt.

These days I've conquered that and alot of other bullshit while advancing my career and becoming more independent. Id say I'm overall better now, but for those moments I was definitely happy af.

>>736835564
Bravo.

>>736814994
Will Ferrell?

Right now.

>>736807137

When I stopped the rain and two women at a table near a window in a resturant started say OMG you just stopped the rain, how!! I was like Yeah it had to be done, It was an awesome feeling of power over nature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI

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>>736837560
She was my 10/10 until this Miley/Bieber stunt she is pulling

>be me
>be 15 years old
>had been bullied all elementary school
>finally things started to change
>have a nice girlfriend, she was caring and lovely
>have a lot of friends
>my parents stopped complaining about me
>having good grades
>playing vidya stopped being something rare
>lots of people played vidya too, and i was good at something that people liked
>other females give me attention too
>finally meet a guy that really feels like your friend
>fuck with gf like bunnies
>a chad that bullied me in elementary school liked her, and i cucked him hard while he was trying to get in contact with her
>parents are proud about me
>my dad smiles at me, and we start to have some small talks

I remember exactly when I told that guy who I still consider one of my only true friends were alone on the school's backyard, looking at the horizon, and I told him

>"I think that I'm finally happy"
>"what do you mean?"
>...

From there on everything went downstairs. My parents started to hate eachother, they eventually divorced and my dad went to live in another state, I broke up with my gf, and my friends started to go on different paths. That year was my golden age, I did and felt so many things that now feel numb.

I want to meet new people, and I want to feel happy again. But I don't know how to.

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>>736825597
I need my safe space! Waaaaaaaa!

>>736823202
Lol

>>736838653
Fuck yeah she was at the top of my list too, I have posters of her on my closet,
> I kissed a girl perry was best perry

>>736838880
Thanks.

>>736807137
All during my early life I never quiet felt like I "fit in", the few times I talked to someone about it they just thought it was teenage angst. Finally worked out that I like girls bodies but mens company and an online friend said he thought I might be bi, I took a massive chance and tried gay sex with a guy I met online, it changed my world, finally knowing who I was gave me the confidence to be the person I could

>>736807137
42yo oldfag here. There have been some good times but I can't really think of any single "best" moment. But whatever it might be, I don't expect to improve on it in the future.

>>736807137
Probably taking the virginity of my high school dream girl. That or eating out my little sisters' best friend this one night she slept over.

>>736836760
crack is for faggots

>>736835779
>there's no way I'm being a 40 yr old virgin.
Why not? Fuck it.

>>736834215
story?

>>736807988
>I thought it was only millenials here now
What's wrong with you faggot?
>Millennial generation are born anywhere from late 70's to mid-late 90's.
>Plenty of those people probly have kids

The moment I realized who I really was

>>736842438
I thought millennials were anyone under 18 at year 2000?

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>>736807137
>>736840756
Let's raid
>A bit spanish forum was dick around the 4chan's work in pixelcanvas. We will destroy his logo here: http://pixelcanvas.io/@-88,2228

>>736807137
Pretty close run between riding a roller coaster and getting fucked silly in the ass while being tied up. Yea, I don't get out much

I kissed a drunk woman once at a party. It was pretty sweet. Rode that high for at least a month. Then it was back to depression and it's looking more and more like that's the closest I'll ever be to a woman.

>>736838375
Seymore system? What do?

>>736807137
I'm 50 and still waiting for some good moments.

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>>736807906
37 know dem feels..when i was 16 had a great gf but wouldnt put out but he best friend was jelly and told me she would fuck me if came over to this other girls house..did it, got laid but lost a great girl..you know what though, i was so scared of being a virgin i know it was the right move..go pay a girl for sex...its ok.. giving thme the money at the end is liking getting to blow a second load on them ...

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>>736812753
>>736813296
>>736832204

god i fucking hate summer

>>736810096
And you just violated your NDA by posting that. People from HR will be waiting to escort you to your workstation next time you clock in. Might want to bring an empty box with you.