Rekt bread

>>736789734

The fucking aftercare is what probably paralysed that kid.

>>736790962
The happiest knife..

>>736791300
kid was actually killed

>>736789734
this dude has to live with that

>>736789772
>>736789753
why tho?

>>736791148
Oh those wacky Japs

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>>736789753
>>736789772

>>736792251
At least this one makes sense, why were the other dudes fucking kicking them open?
Are they notorious for not opening in China?

>>736792387
Full video of this one the guy sees it shut and mashes the button. Then he rams it twice and then he falls.

>>736792516
>>736792251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkT2tII_GI

>>736793013
OH OKAY NEVER MIND HE'S JUST A FUCKING IDIOT.
First time, sure he was trying to get in and didn't make it.
SECOND TIME IT FUCKING OPENS.
THIRD TIME IS NOW HIS OWN GOD DAMNED FAULT BUT HEY AT LEAST HE MANAGED TO GET ON THAT FUCKING ELEVATOR I GUESS!

>>736793498
what an idiot lmfao

>>736793013
That yelling at the end was priceless.

>>736792085
he tried to act hardcore in front of his friends

>>736793608
wow. the pressure must have been pretty extreme. I did this once using a heated needle. Doesn't hurt btw.

>>736789789
WTF did I just see?

>>736793815
the making of kebap

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>>736790949

>>736791875
Actually, he committed suicide two months later.

>>736794038
please explain wat im watching

>>736794537
I think the dude ran head first into a helicopter blade

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>>736794537

Guy that runs forward loses his head.

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WTF

>>736794653
A wonderful analogy for the perils of living life too headstrong without concidering consequences

>>736794759
What?
Why?

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>>736794698
newfag get out no one wants you here

>>736790962
Any medfags know how to deal with this situation? Can you drive to the hospital if you end up like this? How do doctors stem the high pressure bleeding when they take the knife out?

>>736795510
"got your fuckin nose cunt, haha"

>>736795154
Probably a cannibal tribe in bumfuck nowhere africa

>>736789661
play this alongside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFX8-ctkQqY

>>736795154
sky funeral. ground is too rocky to bury the dead, so they let the birds do the cleanup

Fuck i was away from /b/ for too long. I can't watch half of them

>>736789661
>Sex

>>736796184
How does that work?

>>736793498
I lost it to this.

>>736793498
Kektastic

>>736796355
probably his facial bones rekt enough to let air cannals to the nose leak his breathe under his face

>>736796438
Lost what? Your anal virginity?

>>736793555
Damn, how does this even happen?

>>736796168
>Whiten your dick with this one simple trick!
>Circumcision: the dick whitener

>>736796572
paper cut

>>736794759
>>736795154
>Tibetan Sky Burial

Google it

>>736796184
Have had this happen to me obviously not to the fucked up extent, anyway
>cocky head 15 year old me
>been to judo for 1 month
>feeling invincible
>tried to take on a boxer one night on the town
>left, right, goodnight im out cold
>woke up in a cop car
>left upper cheek(under the eye) inflating and deflating with every breath through my nose
> go to hospital
>they send me to a dentist(weird ikr)
> xrays and shit broken cheek bone all the way right across my nose bridge
>the other guy got charged with assault for a fight i started
>my favourite hoodie got ripped

>>736792085
To kill himself probably

>>736797666
Did he paid for the hoodie?

>>736791148
Where's the one where the guy faps sitting down at a computer place and he comes more than he thought on the other girl and she noticed

>>736793555
What happened to his livers

>>736789661

never get tired of this one

>>736799536
You realise this is fake?

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>>736799691

I can't imvestigate every file on my drive bro.

>>736799510
Got raped by a white stick

>>736793323
nice shootin pardner

>>736794008
lmao where did all those minions come from?

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>>736795449

Hemostat

>>736793498
tears of laughter

>>736799909
probably a leading feminist now.
>even though I dropped my ass down on it on purpose, I still wasn't asking for it.

>>736800342
Hopefully not, both of them look fine
And now she has a bit more experience

>>736800420
What was stirring in the water?

>>736799409
sauce?

>>736794759
such a rich and vibrant culture
our culture sucks
we should import this guy quik

>>736800573
Piranhas

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>>736799798
o_o

>>736799409
Thi thread is about rekt, not porn man

>>736800994
Nice.

>>736801065
Dat split

>>736800006
>>736800000

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>>736801065

>>736801065
You're a good person

>>736789661
That's some Final Destination shit

>>736799472
ROFL that skinny motherfucker shat himself

>>736796355
The guy in the black is a Scanner

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>>736793323
You got Grandpa Irving behind the counter with a fucking Magnum in his hand

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Anyone have?

>>736795449
not quite a medfag but i know enough to say that the knife is accually holding everything together so with it in him like that he's ((fine))

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>>736799503

>>736803132
That's fake.... Look at the grammar and punctuation.

>>736791875
The kid pulled the father back. I don't blame the father, he just lost his balance. Can happen.

>>736801065
You're doing gods work.

>>736794794
wtf is he doin??

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>>736796168
May not have a dick. But has serious balls

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>>736790923
Guess we're gonna an ambulance

>>736796567
lol kids are fucking shit

>>736794038
He's running down an incline directly in to a helicopter blade, cuts his head in half.

>>736805314
WAAAAAAT

>>736805499
>He's running down an incline directly in to a helicopter blade, cuts his head in half.
Probably the last thing to go through his mind

>>736805815
You mean the blade?

>>736790923
its a rekt bread, not ylyl

>>736806085
How could the wound be smaller than the shard that already went in it?

>>736806067
Dat file name

>>736789661
requesting images of niggers being rekt.
Preferably stepped upon

>>736792387
The only thing I can come up with is, these are simple people, and do not understand that a door closed means the car is not there. It's as if they think they are being made to politely wait for the car to clear itself of people, then open the door in its own good time. They think the car is there, and just want to get on NOW.

>>736806324
>The only thing I can come up with is, these are simple people, and do not understand that a door closed means the car is not there. It's as if they think they are being made to politely wait for the car to clear itself of people, then open the door in its own good time. They think the car is there, and just want to get on NOW.

This has to be the only good explanation.

>>736805022
In baseball, that's called a "double play."

>>736806450
Did he even fucking hit anybody?

>>736789661
What are the chances?
Imagine being that grown Indian man.
He lived 70 something years,
he's walking his grand daughter,
he's enjoying life and wondering what street to shit on next
Then suddenly bam! Death by a stray wheel.

>>736806426
I like how he slaps him on the head like he saying "you're a fucking idiot"

>>736806562
>What are the chances?

1:1

>>736806472
That's adorable

>>736806425
the fuck?

>>736806547
Are you fucking blind?

>>736806547
Yes the first kid he kills, the teacher, the girl he shoots in the corner(though I think she survived?) and himself(hard to miss that tho)

>>736806178
stretching

>>736797666
lol trips confirm , also as an mma fighter , you cannot use overwhelming force while for ''self-defense'' or you get your ass sued

>>736789734
BUMSHOT!!

>>736806736
What do you mean, "the fuck?"?
Are you a part of people so simple that you don't understand that the elevator isn't there when the doors are closed?

>>736806425
Except the one with the guy on the carts doors have windows and you can see the empty shaft

>>736806450
How the two grils survived headshots ???

>>736806826
>you cannot use overwhelming force while for ''self-defense'' or you get your ass sued

Which is absolutely bullshit.

>>736792085
I heard that in China some people who come from the poor parts of town have no idea, and are not used to elevators. Mix that with too much kung foo movies and you get a bunch of them killing themselves by kicking in doors.

Remember not to watch too much TV kids.

>>736806426
the fuck that about?

>>736806923
Must have only been lol9mm

>>736806866
nah just clicked the wrong comment is all, now give your mums knickers back before you get them too twisted :)

>>736806426
You can tell there's nerve gas about. It's what compelled their son to an hero and them to spaz out

>>736804319
hurr durr what is a search
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/idaho-car-accident-eric-neibaur-lauren-neibaur-emergency-responder-cardiac-arrest-a7805236.html

>>736799691
it should be painfully obvious to anyone who has eyes you insufferable idiot, that it's a fucking printed photo lining the inside of a jar

>>736807333
>>736799869
Aparrebtly not to the guy who posted it

>>736789716
Dead? Also not butterfinger, i think the weight actually broke off his thumbs.

>>736794038
looks like dirty mexicans trying to hitch a ride across the border. notice how low their IQ is that they all start running away from the copter like its infected or something. stupid ass dirty spic

>>736806178
The wound is not smaller than the shard.
It went in under considerable force, tissue folded and got cut very closely.
But they have to extract it with much less force - if they were to apply this much force when pulling it out, they'd have pulled out the eye instead.
So they widen and lubricate the wound to be able to pull the shard out using less force.

>>736800345
Wtf. A rhino running in the middle of a town looks like a living dinosaur.

>>736789716
>three spotters
>nobody actually spotting

>>736806637
Harharhar

>>736799869

Is that Alison Brie?

>>736790962
Chest Benis.

>>736793856
top kek

>>736806404
Hold still there, she's just gonna rip yo bawls off is all!

>>736801065
i can fap to this ty anon

>>736793498
I must go, my planet needs me.

>>736805373
Whats his brain trying to do there?

>>736801065
All you idiots could just YouTube it and frame by frame it in high deff... You stupid fucking mongoloids

>>736802915
No he didn't. Watch till the end when he goes back up the stairs, detective.

>>736795821
>Africa
>every corpse is pale-skinned

It's a sky burial and it's probably the most practical way to have your corpse dealt with.

>>736801065
underage inb4 v&

>>736808449
It's trying to pass noodles.

>>736804719
He was infected with nerve gas

>>736794794
Thats what nerve gas does to you

>>736808799
But then you realize the girl is an ugly little gook

>>736798853
srsly dude?

>>736791588
source?

>>736806426
Context? Wtf

>>736794698
i know that look

>>736793983
What a fuck tard

>>736790962
>and you're to blame

>>736809129
I always thought he was just on meth

>>736791148
Damn that's hot

>>736796235
Toughen up /b/ro.
Nah just kidding I been here 10 years and this particular thread is a little more extreme than usual.

>>736799472
This is so much better with sound.

Search "knocked out thrown down stairs" on YouTube if you wanna hear him bounce off that railing, lol

>>736806426
Every son needs a dad like him... so many missed opportunities, even tear runs down my cheek even thinking about it, as I wipe it off with my 7.8 inch uncut cock.

>>736806048
could've gotten better than that omni-directional stick crap, probably like <1dBi, poor area coverage, no effort at all by self-taught amateur electritian, that's why you pay more for more expensive but better service in the end, else you get blokes like this

>>736810949
Did they died??

>>736811024
Nah. They survived.

>>736806450
Somewhere round 0:50 you can see everybody scrambling, he's presumably just announced they can leave now, just before he does himself.

>>736805314
every male should stick his wifes newborn in his ass and shit it out to understand what females have been feeling like for past 2000 years that humans existed, this how progress is made and should be compulsory, end of story

>>736810949
The blood curling screams will never leave my mind.

>>736811047
Whew thank God.
I thought I watched someone die for a second there

>>736811082
Kek.

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>>736789772
Chink lift

>>736806404
since when are animals into masochism ? is BDSM becoming a trend among animals aswell ? shit, bull has even 3 of these prostitutes, wonder how much that cost him

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>>736793275
A successful North Korean middle test....

>>736811166
Fuck, the twitching.

Was there a video of the Chinese elevated that suddenly reversed?

>>736794008
He only got up to 87 mph....

>>736811463
Nah I think only the driver went back in time

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>>736811093
maybe it's time to realize it's not worth watching every fucking single video you come across here just because it's new. Remember, what's imprinted, stays there forever.

I love this shit

>>736806106
lucky families, won't be forced to go to those middle school beyond gay performances that is always a clustler fuck and misery for everyone included except those fucking twink faggots on stage with now twisted ankles and bones. I'm sure someone in audience was praying for this to happen and lucky him god was in good mood and killed few stupid children so he can go back home watching some stupid shit american football shit that always ends the same and is the most boring sport to watch. Now that I think about it, that guy should've been crushed aswell

>>736811166
did he die?

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>>736795644

>>736811694
Don't know, did anyone ever save him getting taken out of the lift?

>>736811565
I saw that vid when it was uploaded around Oct 2016. I don't normally come on these threads unless I'm really bored.
> Remember, what's imprinted, stays there forever.
And water is wet.

>>736807451
He died. It's called the suicide grip because you don't use your thumb so you take the risk to let it fall on your chest like that.

>>736809356
everyone in 4chan knows that look

>>736807451
If I recall correctly, yes this kid did end up dying from his injuries a few hours/days later unfortunately

>>736811860
It means 'I'm into you' right?

>>736811166
Every chinese evelator needs a sacrifice now and then to run properly, it runs mainly on blood of innocent unsuspecting civilians, that the secret of China as whole, this elevator will run for 12 months again purerly on blood till it becomes angry again and eats another poor dumb clueless chink thats as slow as turtle, that elevator probably couldnt even believe it caught him, turtle couldnt dodged that. anyway, eat up elevator. evidently elevator is above in food chain versus chinese

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>>736812010
That's their issue they forgot to pray to the machine God

>>736803112
buddy its a gun shop, they all carry

Fuck you guys I was just about to shut my laptop when I saw this thread.

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Nom nom.

>>736812224
I don't think I could have read that in a thicker Texas accent

>>736812312
Aint nature just Beeauuutifuuul?

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>>736799503
>tired

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Who wants to play "Unnecessary Hospital Trip?"

>>736806974
>>736809340

>Somewhere in Asia
>Family owns store and dad is police officer
>Son has been feeling depressed for quite sometime and at one point has even threatened to kill himself
>Dad gets fed up
>Thinks son should just get over it
>Comes up with a plan
>Gets mom in on it
>His plan consists of giving his suicidal son a loaded gun
>If he's serious about it, he'll kill himself right there and then; if he's not serious about it then he won't have the guts to shoot himself and will just have to move on his life and stop being a burden.
>The day of the plan finally arrives
>Son is sitting by a counter depressed
>Father approaches son
>Mother takes a seat to ensure that nothing gets out of hand
>Father gives gun to son and tells him to do it if he's serious
>Father turns around to keep walking and give his son the opportunity to not go through with suicide
>*BANG*
>Father turns
>lol wut?

>>736812446
Topkek, anon.

>>736812173
I know right, and that's the only way they could even catch up to modern western civilization, they would go bankrupt if they had to maintain everything manually, so they feed dumb fucks to keep them satisfied, wonder how long till that elevator catches aids eating "people" like that.

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>>736812451
I've never been more tense or erect in my life!

>>736789716

But why lift this much weight?

What's the benefit? I can lift twice my body weight, but I won't because of shit like this.

There's really no benefit.

>>736812451
>The band-aids

Kek

>>736812533
Chek'd anon. Wasn't necessarily looking to give boners, but uh...Glad you enjoyed it, friend.

>>736812716
Looks like they're going to have to have a third round to see who wins

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>>736812807
Dear fucking god

>>736812667
fuck off bull was trying to make cheese for all of you taco eating blood shitting blokes

>>736809466
That's how they punish thieves.

>>736812457

A Thai man decided to shoot himself after he had been arguing with his father BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PLAY VIDYA and NOT HELP AT THE FAMILY MARKET.

At 02.00 am Pol.Lt.Col.Athikom Apichainukoolkit- inspector of NongPrue police station- was notified that a man had been shot in KruaBoonRod restaurant. After notification the police officers rushed to the scene.

At the scene the officers found Mr.Todsawat Boonrod aged 21 who was the son of Senior Sergeant Major.Todsawat Boonrod . He had sustained a gunshot wound to his neck, he was then sent to Bangkok-Pattaya hospital for treatment. The police then inspected the scene and found a bullet shell which they kept for evidence.

Also the restaurant had a bullet hole in the window. Police Senior Sergeant Major.Todsawat said that his son was playing games and he scolded him because he wouldn’t help his mom around the house.

Later he put his gun on the table and argued with his son before he ran over picked up his gun and shot himself. However, the police officers will investigate the incident in more detail to find the truth.

>>736793618
y tho

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"White guy is confused. White guy hurt himself in his confusion. It's super effective."

>>736796184
gnarly

>>736789734
That kid is dead for sure

>>736812933
That's religion for you.

>>736812893
I read a different version of that story anon, the one I read took place in Vietnam

>>736812446
kek

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>>736789661
guys dont smell my finger

>>736793798
it's because he used a twist drill. same thing happens when you drill thin sheet metal. the nail got caught in the flutes and the drill got pulled into the finger

>>736800345
Whoever made this webm made it 30 seconds too long.

>>736799536
What the fuck

>>736813293
cow seen some shit

>>736813273
It's a prank where you put a second jar with a picture of an face in it. It's pretty easy, honestly.

>>736813293
Cow had one hell of a face off

>>736812667
Good God.

>>736806048
That file name tho

>>736813354
Are you sure?

>>736796572
Intentional, it's called an Emergency Thoracotomy; it's done to relieve pressure and stabilize a patient.

>>736795449
saw another one just like this. the knife isn't in the heart. that would kill immediately. the knife is next to his heart. probably between the lungs and heart. theyll open him up to be sure there are no cuts to anything vital and they don't cut anything when the knife is removed. the biggest danger, since he survived the stab, is the puncture to his rib cage creates what's called a sucking chest wound. the diaphragm creates a vaccum in the chest to inflate the lungs. if air gets sucked in at the knife wound, itll make it impossible to fill the lungs and he'd suffocate.

>>736795644
KEK

>>736813636
Holly fucking surprise.
I'm assuming that's one of the kids parents

>>736806426
Wtf is the bitch doing in the background? lmfao

>>736794008
that wasn't a ligtning strike..

>>736811272
his life

>>736811024
Nah, he walked it off

>>736804719
He thinks there is a camera in his eye

>>736789661
The luck on this poor bastard....It killed him, right ?

>>736792251

The Darwin Elevator

>>736813293
How small is a cow's brain that none of it was blown out?

>>736813987
Actually he survived, pretty crazy, after a rare accident like that to survive it.
Naturally he went to vegas afterwards and with those odds he lost all money at the roulette table and shot himself In the hotel afterward.
Died because of a wheel after all.

>>736814255
>Ahhhhh ha. Ahhhhh ha.
Get out.

>>736790935
omfg this is making me vomit

>>736806067
How the fuck is this even possible?

>>736814381
Ok....