/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Rangoon here. Watching DVDs, eating chips on the couch with my gf. Shits comfy as fuck.

>>736783516
dunedin here.

mid winter festival was a shit show, they need to do it in a larger area, take it to the fuckin oval.

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>>736783516
If you say bin it sounds exactly like the name Ben in your accent.

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Dunners reporting.

>>736784624
I didn't think it was that bad, but I pretty much only cared about the open fires. That shit was cash.

Hi guys next week I am going to swap my holden 304 into a ute.

Any other car guys here? Far out, parts are pretty cheap these days.

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I am so horny right now and I don't know why.

NP here. You all wish your town was as good as mine.

>>736784912
Except Ben doesn't sound like bin in our accent, only in yours.

>>736784968
wank

Why are IDs even gone?

>>736784912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aoIBzX4XXi

>>736784979
Have a friend who got into gas industry in NP. He's living a good life, freehold age 27, four cars, travels lots. Cunt.

>>736784979
Blagdon rep.

>>736784938
What kinda ute you putting it in?

>>736785255
Oh shit I grew up on Blagdon.

>>736785428
Back in the day bro, Windy point takeaways. 2 Mins in bike to the beach, shit life used to be hella chill

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>>736783516
lads

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>>736785305

This from 1995. Except mine still needs panel and paint.

Looks very similar, lowered on nearly the same rims.

>>736785607
Hows things there now? I haven't been back in over a decade.

>>736785715
why the fuck waste money on paint

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>>736785855

I was going to the prep myself, I know a spraypainter who owes a favor so can get it cheap.

I don't want to have another rough maori looking holden you know.

Pic unrelated.

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I am going to buy a 1796 pattern heavy cavalry sabre for pig hunting and defending myself from wild hogs.

Can't wait, but hope I don't get lumped in with the katana fedora crowd. More pics to follow.

>>736785770
Same as always, nothing much changes, no new sub divisions or commercial invasion like the rest of np

>>736785770
Comfy AF.
Country got so much better once you fucked off.

>>736786366
The fuck you mean country? I only moved to vogeltown.

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>Wild boars can reach up to 440 lb (200 kg) (with unverified reports of heavier individuals) for adult males, and can be up to 6 feet (1.8 m) long.

>>736784913
>I didn't think it was that bad, but I pretty much only cared about the open fires. That shit was cash.
I think you went down later, it was packed earlier. like, zero room to move even on the sidewalks.

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>>736786559
Thanks.

>>736786791
I was there from five until seven, it was packed by the end of it.

But, fires.

>>736786499
Never mind lol. I thought you were being a smart arse maori living on the GC.

Carry on bro.

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>>736784913
sup monica

>>736786997
Haha alg bro.

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>>736786999
Sick trips, monica. Fuck all happening here, 'sup witchu?

>>736786999
>>736787066

Post NZ hardware you faggot.

>>736786906

$400 bucks for reproduction on egay. Check out the light cavalry sabre from the same year, is curved and a little lighter. Heavy sabre needs a stronger hand.

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>>736787313

How does everyone really feel about Wellington? We're not that bad are we?

>>736787608
Wellington's nice

>>736787608
I hate the roads.
Te Papa is cool.

>>736787608

I don't like the feminization of city life.

My great grandad had to come and beat wellingtonian youths during the 1913 port strike.

It's a nice place full of culture and I go diving around the coast when it's warm.

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>>736787608
Yeah, Welly is alright. Tommy Million's and TJ's are two of the best places I've eaten.
>>736787732
I hate Te Papa, they demolished the route for the street race to build it. Been inside though, it's pretty amazing in all honesty.

>>736783516
Hey brahs STRAAAAAYA here, jus wondering if youse cunts are enjoying having all your fucking crims back? Kekkekekk

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>>736783516

>>736788175
that's a bro brah

>>736788104
is it possible for a voice to be so annoying through text

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>>736788104
>talks about our criminals
>is australian

>>736788219
Clearly yes

Just found out there was rugby on tonight. Pretty much forgot. Am I the only who actually really truly dgaf about rugby. Not trying to be edgy also not a faggot but it just doesn't interest me.

>>736788936
Same. idgaf about watching sport. Playing sport can be fun, but watching it is just boring.

>>736789037
just get high

>>736789119
ok

>>736788936
>>736789037
faggots confirmed

>>736789037
I like watching darts
True story

>>736789216
I like smoking darts
True story

>>736789216
I remember watching darts with my mum. The main take away I got was they have an orgasm when they get 180.

>>736789325
Speaking of. Are THOSE two guys from last nights thread lurking? The ones who wanna hook up and smoke poles for the first time? Did you do the deed?

>>736789426
They were gonna sort it out midweek or something

>>736789498
Kek I ended up going out but wondered if they hooked up. I don't think they should do it. If they ain't fags (allegedly) and are married its just wrong

>>736789695
It's still wrong if they are fags.
Sex should be missionary position only for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>736789759
>>736789695
there's literally nothing gay about getting your dick sucked by a dude

>>736790970
L I T E R A L L Y

>>736790970
I

>>736791429
T

>>736791444
E

>>736791455
R

>>736791472
A

fuck I really want banana bread.

t. v high person

>>736791485
L

>>736791501
L

>>736791510
Y

>>736791492
fuck I really want to breed you.

>>736786970
The band was alright too! The girl was a bit shit though

>>736791647
Yeah, they weren't bad. Played a lot of songs I knew, at least. Don't think I heard the girl sing much.
>new phone who dis

>>736791533
if you bring banana bread from countdown.

fug I want some molly

>>736791835
Fuck off cunt If I want to pay for sex I'll get a hooker.

>>736791890
nigga you just gotta share it

one time i inserted my penis into a bag of flour and washed it in egg, kind of just wondered what it would feel like, plus i have a food fetish.

>>736792130
Thank you for sharing.

>>736792130
The next step is to deep-fry it

>>736792227
Im wondering if anyone would like to be friends on here? Im a new person here

>>736792130
One time I fucked a steak. I cooked it after because throwing it away would be a waste.
It was the most tender, juicy steak I have ever eaten. 10/10. Would do again.

>>736792312
>marinating steak with semen and pre-cum

>>736792130
Ive seen a video of a dude fucking a big ole ball of pizza dough. try that

>>736792312
one time i licked my girlfriends vagina, extracted the juicy oils from her vaginal interior and used it to coat my pan, chopped parts of her hair and finely diced it for a later garnash, Extracted her boobie milk and punched her hard enough to extract just the right amount of bloody, vright in the noggin. Mixing the blood and milk I got a pretty decent mix, I stirred in my own faeces and a nice batter i made, pancakes were bomb that morning, golden hair to perfect it.

>>736792462
Semen is actually hard to taste when it's in food.

>>736792484
that. is too far.

>>736792311
Join the discord. Be interesting.

discord gg/yJzmeRm

>>736792680
*Be a fag

>>736789192
FUCK THE LIONS
ALL BLACKS
>ALL BLACKS
ALL BLACKS
>ALL BLACKS
ALL BLACKS
>ALL BLACKS
ALL BLACKS
>ALL BLACKS
ALL BLACKS
we won fare and square ugly cunts

>>736792462
fucking kek

New Zealand is gay. You guys are gay. This whole court is out of order and gay. Gay.

>>736792733
you already come here though, can't be any more of a fag even if you took it up the bum

>>736792893
Fuck you cunt

Hey, in New Zealand, can you guys simply walk to Mordor?

>>736792916
fuck you, midget breeding pootang slayer

>>736792930
FUCK OFF YOU UGLY MUTT FUCKING JESUS WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND.

>Replies: 100
>Posters: 19
>19
Cmon guys

>>736792983
That's pretty much the population of New Gayland, isn't it?

>>736792947
Fuck you and your correct punctuation educated cunt

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>>736792983

where are some good places to go this winter? Im not into skiing, so was thinking Hanmer, but theres nothing to do there but the hot pools

>>736793105
Ruapehu
Shits lit dawg

You should go fuck yourself. It's really nice.>>736793105

>>736793105
The northern hemisphere.

>>736793050
>reminder these threads are being monitored by the government since some chick found out her nudes are being shared
>Daily reminder nudesfags are cancer

>>736793105
You could go all the way with another man.

>>736792900
It wasn't in a gay way, though.

I wish nz had more of a night life. Stores staying open for longer, people eating later etc

>>736793346
Cunt, haventya heard? Countdown open 24/7!!

Dear New Zealand,

That chick in Death Proof was hot. None of you deserve her. Give her to me.

Regards,
Yank

>posters still 19

>>736793429
Dear yank,

You can keep her. Her accent sounds really stupid next to the Americans in Death Proof.

Regards,
New Zealand

>>736793497
Some of us like to lurk you homo.

>>736793429
go eat your trump flakes

>>736793597
what does lurk mean
hi im dave the new guy,

>>736793429
>>736793558
Dear New Australia and Trumpistan
Literally who?

>>736793694
Help me out guys, what's New Zealish for "google it"?

>>736793792
baaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>736793914
I am slain.

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Someone recognized the trainstation I was sitting at in a /fit/ thread lastnight but it 404d before I had a chance to reply

Was it one of you faggots?

>>736794321
so fresh and so cream, cream

>>736788936
>>736789037
Open a TAB account and put $5 on the underdog for evey game you watch, increases enjoyment 10 fold

>>736793190
source?

>>736794521

Its a convenient way to hit my macros on the go when I'm doing keto

>>736794609
eat your own cum. don't lose those gains