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Be honest. How big are you?

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Be honest. How big are you?
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>>736774712
10 inch bro

only fags need to lie about dick size
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>>736774712
4.5". You?
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>>736774712
5 inch skinny dick.. wish it was thicker
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>>736774826
5.5 - 6" depending on how you measure
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>>736774712
6 in 5.5 girth
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>>736774956
whatever is the bigger measurement
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>>736774897
sameee
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haven't measured girth, but recently lost my virginity

thought before that I was average/below average (never measured), found out when I tried buying my first condoms that I'm 10inches and need to buy condoms online
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8 inches but skinny as fuck
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6.75, pretty good girth
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What's average?
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7"
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5.5", depressing
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anyyone with kik?
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8 long and 9 around.
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6.25"
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>>736774712
7in long. Haven't measured thickness in awhile
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>>736776601
About the same..
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>>736776519
thats not 8 inches
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Anyone else have a thick dick? Girls in high school always loved it and I made a freshman girl come from vaginal sex alone
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6" but skinny
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7"
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6.4"x4.7"
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>>736777193
thats not 7 inches
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>>736777326
It's 17cm which equals to 6,69inch
I rounded to the nearest integer :D
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Not consistent a grower
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anyone up to tribute a couple pics for me ? kik me : vidal892
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>>736777547
>euroshits
not even once
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8.75
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>>736774712
Nice bot thread.
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>>736777777
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>>736777547
>decimal inches
Let me teach you how to convert to inches properly.

Divide 17cm by 2.54.
>6.6929
Subtract the 6
>0.6929
Mutiply by 64 and round
>44
Express this as a mixed number, reducing the fraction if possible
>6 44/64
>6 11/16
Your penis is 6 and 11/16 inches long.
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>>736776234
>below average
>10 inches
nigga what
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>>736777547
Mine is one yard, i mean it has to be like 6 inches but i decided to round up
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>>736778071
imagine being this guy
jesus christ
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>>736774712
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

http://watch.flat4free.com
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>>736778213
Did you not do cock conversions in school?
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>>736778212
Except 6.69 would round up to 7 if you were rounding to the nearest inch.

A 6 inch penis would round to 0 yards.

How does it feel having a zero yard dick?
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>>736778349
Can we try again with furlongs?
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>>736778378
6 inches = 0.000757574 furlongs
This rounds to 0 furlongs.
That is not very furlong.
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>>736774712
5" long, 1.5" diameter
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>>736778349
round UP.
it feels pretty normal having a 0 yard dicj tbh
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i'm female xd trap tho so about 6.3
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>>736778526
Why would you round up arbitrarily?
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>see attached
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>>736778448
im autistic for laughing
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>>736774712
12cm
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>>736774712
5"
Not like anyone will experience my cock inside them, so don't know why I'm swapping penis sizes with a bunch of dudes...
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5.5-6 inches it varies
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I used to be 6 inches on the nose.

Now I'm a bit smaller because I got fat.

>tfw you start eating better because you want an insignificantly larger penis
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>>736774712
6 inches
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>>736774712
7.2 x 6
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>>736776519
Pencil
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>>736778213
U mean, imagine beeing this gay
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>>736779021
>beeing this gay
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>>736778071
No wonder you Americans are all stupid
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>>736778144

6"5 and pretty well built, so it doesn't look as big on me
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I'm this big.
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5.6 - 5.8 inches, sorta thick.
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>>736776348
pics
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6 and a half the same length as a dollar bill
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>>736774712
6
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I'm about 5x5.

It's pretty small but has a nice upward curve and is fairly thick. I used to be super self-conscious about it, but I've learned to love it. Also, I did a little research and found out that I'm almost exactly average.
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>>736780141
The funny things is, once you get a girl to the bedroom, she won't care about the size, she'll only care about the sex.
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soft: 5.5"L x 5circ
hard:6.5"L x 6"circ

started puberty earlier than most, was basically full size by 13. fucked a lot of middle school girls
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6.5 - 7" Idk exactly somedays I measure and it's bigger
But like every other here I'm going to say that obviously looks like 9"
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Almost 8.
Actually. it's a little weird. My dick slants so sharply upward that I can measure it from 7-9 inches, based on whether it's from the top or bottom
Pic related. Have no camera available and too drunk to think about it.
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>>736780352
At first glance I thought the "circ" stood for circumcised, as if your dick would become uncut when hard...
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>>736780320
So I've heard. Unfortunately I've only fucked dudes, so I wouldn't know, although none of my bottoms have complained. Well.. actually they have and said it hurt, so I guess I should feel good about that, right?
>>736780352
Fucking lucky. I just had my mind blown a few months ago when someone told me their dick didn't stop growing until they were 21. Now you're telling me that there are 6 inchers walking around middle school? And here I am, with a fully grown dick by 7th grade (5x5), and it hasn't gotten any bigger since.
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>>736780467
lol, was too lazy to spell it all out. also, im uncut.
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>>736774712

7 inches
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>>736780589
agreed im lucky. there are some 6ers in middle school, but not a lot. everyone is different, nothing you can do about it so worrying about it is useless. give it time, it might still have growing to do, but 5x5 is pretty close to average
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5.5ish
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7"
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>>736780352

Middle school? How old is that (not american, so i don't know)?

What's the youngest you've fucked? How about youngest you've creampied?
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>>736780945
Like I said above, I love my dick. Honestly, I like it more than my own self, so I'm not worrying about it.

It's just unfortunate that I DID worry about it in high school, and instead could've spend that time looking for holes to put my dick in.
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Not large.
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>>736781099
Ages 11-14 approximately. For me, it was like this:
Elementary School- 1st-6th Grade
Middle- 7th-8th Grade
High- 9th-12th grade

Some school districts add 6th grade to their middle schools.
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How has your penis sizes grown vs body hair and puberty growth?

>penis started growing to 6 inch mark around 16-17years, and a bit bigger to 6.5 at 21years but still can't grow a beard and just now getting chest hair. Is there still more time to grow?
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>>736781251

So what about the other two questions? Youngest fucked, youngest cum inside? Bonus question: youngest you've brought to orgasm?
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>>736774712
6-7in I'm a Manlet so I don't think it's terrible all things considered. I have mandors condition currently and the Thrombosis is killing me and my gf
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>>736781549

fuck off pedo

4.8 inches but its been in over 50 girls so who cares
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>>736781099
5-8 grade(10-15yo ish). youngest was 11, came in her a couple times. all in all i fucked at least 10 girls, we usually used a condom nut came in pretty much all of them at least once. 5 of them were virgins.
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6.3 inches long and 5 inches around. 4.5 inches flaccid.
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>>736781440
peen stopped growing around 17-18yro for me but also had full beard at like 16

>6x5.5 here
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Mine's 6.3 inches and 5 around but why does it seem that girls have a tough time taking it? It's annoying sex
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>>736781698

What's 11 year old pussy like? Could you get all the way inside of her? Did she have hair or was she bald, and did she enjoy the experience?
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>>736781440
For me, my hair has constantly grown longer and fuller all over my body (chest, belly, armpit, ass crack, pubes, mustache and beard) as I've aged. My dick stopped growing in 8th grade when I reached 5x5in. I've always wondered whether it had to do with a lack of testosterone or something, because every dick I saw in the locker room seemed to get bigger as the years went by.
Great question.
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>>736781872
It was like nothing you fucking idiot, you actually believe him.
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>>736781162
high school is a really complex dynamic, especially about sex, its understandable
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>>736781866
I fucking know, right? Mine's only 5in around too, and while I can't speak of the vagina, guys have serious problems taking my dick in the ass. I've only fucked like 4 guys, but the only ones that could really take it balls deep admitted that it hurt really bad afterwards.
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>>736781872
I've had sex with a 15 year old virgin in high school. Worst sex ever. This is all you hear even with an average dick. ''Wait, stop, slower, wait.'' ''Okay, go, no, slower.'' What? Do you think an 11 year old would be fun? No, they'd be crying. It's not lolicon.
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>>736782179
THIS
people please just realise it's 99/100 times like this
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Dead on 6" length and like 5.8" girth. Mrs says I'm big but looking at it I rekon she just saying it to inflate my ego

She said she lost her virginity to 9" and it was horrible but once again not sure.

Either way I'm pretty content, wish I had an extra inch or so but it keeps her pleased, I have no embarrassment about my size so all is good.

Anyone with a large one, how is it to deal with just on a day by day basis? Any woman/man you have been with just not been able to handle it?
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About this big
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MGM is strong in this thread.
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>>736782134
lol smegma boy
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>>736781872
pretty much like every pussy. tighter than others but not a lot.. she could only take about 3.5" she was shaved. took her v, was kinda painful for her, but after that she loved to fuck.
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>>736782279
>Anyone with a large one, how is it to deal with just on a day by day basis?
>Any woman/man you have been with just not been able to handle it?

Great questions. Someone please answer!
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>>736782386
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>>736782573
If she shaves, she's been abused and is def not a virgin.
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>>736782279
>Dead on 6" length and like 5.8" girth
Dude, calm down. You have a wife that apparently likes the sex you give her, and you're quite above average.
(These are your measurements btw)
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>>736774712
mine 16cm
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7 inches, meh, all girls i've been with (4) could handle it in pussy/ass only 1 could suck it all
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>>736782740

Not quite wife, Britbong so I just use Mrs to say girlfriend but girlfriend to me sounds really childish.

Is that site legit? Any idea where it gets its comparative info from?
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>>736782501

Did your cock ever make her cum?
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>>736782573
so why does her age matter? if she has pubes and wants to shave them for w/e reason whats wrong with that? no different than other/older girls who also shave. shaving is pretty common these days among girls.

>>736782721
lol no
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0 inches
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>>736782952
I haven't done too much research or anything, but seems legit. It says it compiles multiple different studies and polls.
sizemeup.info
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Never measured tbh not big tho hey
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>>736782134
Mine isn't circumcised. I just don't drink water at all
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>>736783002
>shaving is pretty common these days among girls.
I'm a dude, and I always trimmed and shaved when I was younger, even without anyone trying to get in my pants.
However, 11 is a bit young to even be contemplating shaving.
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>>736783002
No sane 11 yo even cares about shaving body hair, let alone pubic hair. Stop fapping to CP and leave the house.
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>>736782979
yeah a few times but only when fucking her from behind
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>>736783140
>>736783171

Personally if I got the chance to fuck a girl that young I'd hope she had some pubes. Female pubic hair is sexy as fuck.
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>>736783367
>he wants to fuck an 11 yo
gtfo pedo scum
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9 long 6.5 round
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>>736783469

Only if she's going or gone through puberty. Not interested in fucking someone prepubescent.
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18 cm, but it doesn't matter bc I'll get laid
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>>736783469
I don't get what the appeal is.
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>>736783140
every girl develops differently. but pretty much all girls have pubes by then, some more than others. she had more than average.

>>736783171
lol you clearly have no knowledge or experience about this topic. all girls around that age care about their looks and want to fit in socially.

stay in school kiddo
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>they believe an 11 yo can consent to sex
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>>736774712
6 1/2.
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>>736782595
>day to day
bretty normal bro, life has been better since I switched to boxer briefs. On the same note I had to try like 10 different kinds before I found a kind that wouldn't give me a stomach ache from my balls being squished.
>women
Women all claim to want big D, but from my experience they are all talk. Most girls won't let me put it all the way in. Shit SUCKS when you can't put it all in, imagine masturbating with only a couple of your fingers instead of gorilla hand. Even girls who like it (some fucking lose their minds for it tbh) you have to be careful because if you hit it at the wrong angle you can bottom out (think this is hitting the cervix idk though.) and they jump off and get mad as hell because I guess it is super painful.
Overall I like having a big D but it is very overrated, if you can fuck and you have a penis you are pretty much set.
>for clarification I think there have been more girls who didn't appreciate the size vs girls who liked it. It's one of those things you really can't be mad about, and some girls REALLY like it.
>8.5" long 6" girth
dont like talking about my dick so hopefully this was useful or something
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>>736783664
>wants to fuck a child
>"stay in school"
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>>736783664
>stay in school kiddo
That's where you usually look for girlfriends, huh?
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>>736783664

What did her pussy look like?

>>736783689

Of course they fucking can and they did for centuries before old white men they wouldn't fuck started making laws.
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6.5"
Probably closer to 7" if I lost weight.
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How did a dick size thread turn into this crap about middle schoolers...
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>>736783779
Leave him be, his brain got so fucked by CP that now he seriously believes children can seriously consent.
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>>736774712
"In a room of 1000 guys, 983 should be larger". I'm actually slightly less than 4" (like 3.85") and my fiancee likes to point out that I'm less than one and a half inches away from having a micropenis.
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>>736783831
no they didn't you fucking idiot, they just surrendered

if you're gonna troll, at least do it believably
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>>736783591
>Not interested in fucking someone prepubescent.
Still gross.
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>>736783591
pretty much every girl has started puberty by 11.

>>736783831
just a generic white girl innie
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>>736783994

So are countries with ages of consent around 12, 13, 14 all wrong then? The only right way is the American way? Even though it's 16 across most of America? 18 or prison?
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Around 4 inches hard
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>>736783848
when i posted this
>>736780352
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>>736783831
Come on, man. I have an 11 year old sister and she and her friends don't know shiiiiiiit. Sure, they can give permission and maybe get horny but that's taking advantage. They don't know the consequences fully. They are in an easily manipulated state of mind. Haven't you seen how retarded they are?

Stop taking advantage of them, you nasty fuck.
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>>736783725
>Useful
No
>Interesting and informative
Yes.
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>>736783992
That's pretty fucked anon. Tell her "well your pussy is really loose but you don't see me complaining."
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>>736774712
>So are countries with ages of consent around 12, 13, 14 all wrong then? The only right way is the American way? Even though it's 16 across most of America? 18 or prison?

Yes.
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>>736784263

And what if a country where it was 21 came along and told you America was doing it wrong? What then?
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>>736783992
Leave her.
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>>736784334
To me, 16 seems right. They're old enough to have jobs, drive, etc. anything below, no.
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>>736783994
consent or not they are physically able to have sex.
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>>736784237
My bad that's what I meant.
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>>736784122
Hey, me too!
>>736784249
Actually it's okay, we do the cuck thing (lel) and even though she does have a cavernous pussy it's just part of the experience.
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>>736783725

It's cool to get some insight, can imagine blowjobs taken all the way are a rarity as well?

Can imagine getting an ego boost from the "wow" factor a large penis would have though.
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>>736774712
Exactly 15 centimeters
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>>736784334
>implying i'm american

21 is starting to be too late, i wouldn't agree. There is a lot less difference from 18 to 21 than from 11 to 16 or 18. This is biologically proven.
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>>736776377
5.5
>>736776485
not really anon, youre just average
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>>736784181
>They don't know the consequences fully
they know what sex is, what else is there to know?
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>>736784431
Good, now you are starting to show your true colors and step into rape territory.
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>>736784618
nothin wrong with some good ol rape.
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>>736783848
It's /b/.
It inevitably happens
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>>736784614
You're fucking disgusting anon. Stop thinking about shit like this and go find someone your own age.
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>>736784614
>What else is there to know?
>Diseases don't exist?
>Not knowing virginity can be a special thing to lose not just by some old fucker
>Regret
>Activating long-term young and risky sexual activity
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>>736784618
nah, i have different rape criteria/wants. was just stating a fact
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>>736783725
Smae size /b/ro and yes boxers are a fuckin killer so are too tight breifs, like to said some girls dig it most dont frankly their terrified of it but hey gotta deal ps greifs prevent those random boners we get from being so noticeable.
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virginfag here
why does anyone care about length? I can barely fit 5 inches
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6.7. Is that acceptable?
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>>736784863
>prevent those random boners we get from being so noticeable.
>we
Dude, I'm average and I still get random boners like 3 times a day (25yo).
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6.8" or 17,25cm

It's slightly thicker than average so I'm very content. The thing is I'm quite skinny so girls always suspect me to have a short or thin dick.
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>>736785049
Too small, faggot
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>>736784818
they know about diseases and safe sex unless they live under a rock in 1950.. virginity being special or not is subjective, why would they regret it?
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>>736784972
I think it's almost as much a mental thing as it is a physical thing. Feeling a huge cock just fill you up inside so you feel like the guy's completely in charge of your body is a little more visceral than a 5incher grinding up on you.
And trust me, you can fit more than 5 inches. It's possible.
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6.8" or 17,25cm

I'm slightly thicker than average so I'm very content with this. The thing is I've got a skinny build (6'2 148 lbs) so girls always suspect me to have a short or thin cock.
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>>736785049
too big gtfo cervix killer
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>>736784453
>rarity
I have never had any girl get even close to giving a satisfying blowjob. Like 90% of the time blowjobs are just kind of awkward because it never gets anywhere. So I guess you could say it's rare.

Wow factor is pretty nice, I'm not gonna bullshit in highschool I feel like I did have an unfair advantage but nowadays it really isn't that big of a deal unless I'm downtown clubbing or something like that, but anyone who is attracted based on dick size is pure slag.
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no idea, never measured
17cm probably, girls say im pretty thick, most of them like the curve too
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>>736774712
It seems like almost everyone in this thread ranges from about 5in-to-8in, without much variation. Sounds about right.
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10'' long 6'' in circumference
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I have no idea but the other day it didn't fit in a large condom because of it's girth and size.

It made me happy.
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>>736785159
>Condoms work 100% of the time
>11-year-olds are totally responsible
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>>736785206
I think the most I got is 6 inches. I don't want to murder my cervix with a dildo m8 I don't think more can fit up there
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>>736784863
true that.
>>736785069
it's more embarrassing when it looks like a can of redbull spawned in your pants /b/ro
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7.5 inches in length
5.5 girth
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>>736784529
>'murrrka is the only way ta do it, its science and shit

You're either trolling or you're painfully dumb.
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>>736785521
>it's more embarrassing when it looks like a can of redbull spawned in your pants /b/ro
God, I can't imagine. Luckily, I can just flip mine into my waistband and everything looked normal. What was puberty like?
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>>736774712
7.5
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9in
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>>736776519
You mean centimeters, right?
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>>736785388
many things in life are risky, you just have to mitigate all you can. maturity doesnt always directly correlate with age.
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>>736785415
So how do you feel when you look dicks (like on this thread for example) that are bigger than that? Does it gross you out or turn you off? Like, if you fell for a guy and didn't have sex for a couple weeks, and THEN found out that it was 7+ inches, would you just learn to take it, or what?
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6.3 inches if google doesn´t lie, had to convert from metric. 16 cm last time I measured. Been 17 then I think, am 20 now, no idea if it grew since
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>>736774712
Nice bot thread.
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>>736785781
Learn to take it? You can't go past the cervix unless you really try, buddy. I like the look of bigger ones but I know they'd be disappointed in my virgin puss
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>>736785269

Thank you based Anon.
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>>736785759
sick veins /b/ro
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>>736786016
Well then what're your options? Do you just have to turn every guy that has dick that's bigger than 6in down?
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>>736785691
>so many bad memories of misplaced boners
When I was younger I went to church and it was by far the worst there.
In class I could sometimes get away with the waistband method but it required slouching very noticeably. Once I have to stand up it was/is a completely lost cause.
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>>736784387
No way. I worship her.
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>>736786198
Any embarrassing stories?
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>>736786175
mouth, hand, and ass are still a option. I never tested how far deep I can go in my pooper
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>>736774712
Bigger than Trump, so I'm tiny. Just not Trump tiny.
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>>736785612
Can you even read?
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>>736785759
But it's cut, so joke's on you.
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>>736786219
Cuck.
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>>736786577
Wow ok I am utterly baffled... you're saying that you might be able to take a bigger dick in your butt than your pussy? That seems ridiculous Vaginas are made to stretch and withstand rough pounding. Assholes are not. You gotta use lube and exercises and foreplay, and if not, it's completely useless and/or extremely painful.
Maybe you just need to get laid anon?
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>>736786842
Assholes are a lot more stretchable.
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>>736786842
they're made to take girth not length you fuckin' cuck
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12"
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>>736787070
Then why is there such a wide variety of penis lengths? You would think that there would be just as big of a variety in vaginas?
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>>736786358
I have a bunch of shitty ones but I don't really wanna talk about them. Buuuut I'm here for my /b/ros so here.
>In church full of stuck up white people
>getting tired and bored, zone out for a sec
>>night before I had watched pr0ns of shawna lenee
>ohhhhhh shit wrong place wrong time.jpeg
>notice big problem "arising"
>try to breath deep, think of math problems, think of uggos, etc.
>>no help now boi.
>HAVE TO FUCKING STAND UP IN FRONT OF EVERONE
>>>>OH FUCK NO.
>>god spare me
>>god doesn't spare me
>(didn't know waistband method atm)
>literally just tuck straight to side (never do dis)
>stand up in front of probably 300 people in my community who are close with my rents
>>why is nobody looking at my face?
>Talk about whatever bs I was assigned to speak on
>sweating profusely, can't talk, face red as hell, etc.
>trip over speech bs
>walk back toward seat
>SWERVE
>walk straight out the door and go the fuck home
Remember like it was yesterday. Hope writing wasn't too bad I have had a few.
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>>736787467
There is, it's just mine is small you dingus
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>>736787504
This is the greatest green text story I've ever read.. or at least a close second.
Kudos man, for being able to get that out there. If your other stories are worse than this, I can understand why you'd want to keep them to yourself

(then again, we're all anons here)
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>>736787737
But how would you even know that if you haven't had sex? Maybe it can go deeper than you think.
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>>736787826
Kek thanks man. Glad I could entertain some anons. Makes the experience better if yall can laugh with me now
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14,5 cm
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>>736774712
Nice bot thread.
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6"
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>>736787881
because I own a dildo..
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>>736788321
It's different and you know it.
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>>736787504
fucking hell oh my god you dun fucked up anon
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7"
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>>736788490
> real dick is different from superior plastic dick
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>>736774712
6' 4 " .. those are two measurements
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>>736787504
LOL no way I would have stood up bro fuck that
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>>736774712
Ten centimeters around 4 inches
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7.5"
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>>736774712
21 Cm, i don't know translate in inch
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>>736789745
>mfw I realize I just got the snowden haircut
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>>736774712
7.5-8 depends on how horny I am. and roughly about ≈4 girth. Pretty much what you see in amateur porn. Packing a .357 but not a smith and western 500
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About 7". And it feels great
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8 inches
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This big lol
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>>736774712
Yo is 7 inches good?
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just slightly above 4.5 which is good considering i have a sph kink
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7 inches but pencil :(
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Its pretty uplifting to know that I'm bigger than 99% of /b/. Just being honest. I didn't get to be tall or well built... but I'm not fat and have a big ass dangler. Its the small things in life.
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8in X 5.5in a lil thin but it gets the job done
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>>736774712

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
PUT YOUR DICK AWAY
KYS FAGGOT
CONTAMINATE SOME OTHER BOARD
LIKE /fag/
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>>736774712
7.25"x5.5"
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>>736785759
Why do a lot of cut dicks looks so mutilated, i'm so glad im not a muslim or amerifat.
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>>736774712
7.5 curved and cut
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6.5
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7.5
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