Rate me, roast me, why am I single

>>736754270
trajche ?

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>>736754346
What? Trashy?

>>736754270
because you have no pants on

>>736754412
Show me inside your fridge and what shoes you wear and I'll work some magic

>>736754471
Bout to take a shower, might show week ass junk as well

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>>736754504
This

>>736754629
Cowboy boots? Enough of that shit Chief Woody.
Buy some sneakers man. You can't grow a beard either so shave that shit off. What kind of music do you listen to?

>>736755019
Brand new, cake, front bottoms, modern baseball etc

>>736755188
Do you play the sook/damaged character to attract women?

>>736754270
You're not a bad looking dude. Chop that mop - the Beatles haircut went out of style long ago. Shave - that shits patchy as hell and makes you look like classic white trash. Ditch the cowboy boots and get some sneaks

>>736755616
Yeah this shit. The hair is fine and you're not a bad looking dude but the cowboy boots are absurd. Get some New Balance 420s or Air Maxs. Get some cologne like CK One and learn how much is enough. If you drink around girls don't get shit faced and be an idiot and if they bring up feminism etc don't argue or challenge them, just nod and agree even if you don't believe it. Use deodorant too. Don't gloat about drug use unless you're sure any girls around are into them

>>736755401
No, try to be nice and stuff, try to keep that depressing crap away

>>736756017
>>736756022
That's about all I got. Also learn about personal space. Don't be a close talker and try and learn body language. If people's shoulders or feet aren't pointing towards they don't want to talk, just say it was good to see them and keep it platonic. Being overbearing and way too close to someone's personal space is like top tier turn offs

>>736754270
smile lad, girls (?) like happy people

pull up the shirt whats going on under there :P

>>736756556
Nothing impressive I can assure you

>>736758393
lift it up and show us, it's important so we can get to the bottom of your issues

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>>736758804
You happy

>>736758962
not unhappy :P you got quite the beastly bush there. You should tame it a little before someone goes exploring. are you straight?

>>736759564
Yes why?

>>736754270
Nice try, FBI.

>>736759738
Wut?

>>736758962
Trim those pubes down, and then keep them trimmed. Shave the hair off your nipples once in awhile. No cowboy boots. Period. Trim AND tweeze your eyebrows. Beard and mustache trimmer them down lower, then tweeze underneath them a little. And here's a rule of thumb, you can have a messy beard or messy hair, but never both at the same time. SHave your face more often. It grows in too patchy for you to ever have it as long as you do now. Finally, start incorporating some physical exercise. You're not overweight, but some lifting and training would work absolute wonders for you.

>>736759689
smaller dick isnt a problem at all if you are a bottom :P

>>736760001
I'll give these some try's, thanks man

>>736760073
I hope you're right

>>736754270
whos does that little hand belong to? pics

>>736760469
Me when I was like 5

>>736760571
sounds super cute. let's see some pics

>>736760782
Dats creepy as heck, would if I had any tho

>>736760965
i mean you are on 4chan? get your dick hard for us
atleast

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>>736761199
Damn fine

>>736761347
good job :) it's cute. have you fucked anyone with it?

More of you fully naked. Maybe hard and body? Or ass too

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>>736761347

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>>736761347
ew

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>>736761347
kek

>>736761522
A few, pretty lonely mating season for bird person

>>736761782
a bird person?

>>736761961
Rick and Morty Refrence sorry

>>736754270
Your penis is pretty sad.

>>736762107
Yeah, represents my inner self

>>736762207
Dude, just get yourself a waifu body pillow.

>>736762310
I'm not that edgy man

>>736761526
You still want this?

>>736763116
Yes!

>>736763116
I'm not that guy..but i do. Let's see it all

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>>736763194

>>736754270
the retards will tell you its all because of your haircut or your shitty beard (shave that btw, its not helping things), but honestly youre not a bad looking dude. so based on the fact that i know fucking nothing about you, i cant give advice. do you have confidence issues?

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>>736763194
From back

>>736763405
Yes, I think my main problem is I have no way of meeting people but I don't know what I'd do if I did tho

>>736763301
Thank you! You're super cute. Do you use Kik?

>>736763407
thats a really nice ass, way less hairy then i figured... you'd never let a guy fuck you?

>>736763582
Yes
It's caleb778

>>736755188
you look like youre too old to just be listening to sadboy emo shit all the time. dont get me wrong, i like Brand New, but its not the only type of music i listen to. at least get into some more adult sounding sad music.

>>736763571
make a profile on okcupid. it took me like 3 years to meet someone that i wanted to be with (or that didnt reject me) but shes fucking awesome. its not a bad option. what kind of shit are you into?

>>736763797
I'm 18 dude

>>736763635
Possibly, idk, just depends on the circumstances I guess

>>736763954
I have

>>736763954
Games, anime, game of thrones,... I'm a nerd that explains most of it but I do like hiking and biking.

>>736764126
oh...lmao, you look older.

>>736764483
Yeah, sorry

>>736764246
well keep at it then. message a lot of people, its hard to get replies. women are swamped with messages.