What does /b/ think of spoons and forks?

>>736749877
/b/ will argue over anything. That having been said.

SPOON FUCKING MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

Spoons can fucking do everything a knife and fork can, where as a fork is shit for liquids. Spoons are where its at.

Forks are used for literally anything. Fuck off spoons

fork ftw, anyone that says otherwise is a faggot or a nigger

>>736750202
>>736750231
What you niggers gonna do with a bowl of soup

i use both

>>736750272
Who wants a mouthful of water???

>>736750272
Eat the solids.
Drink the liquids.
LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON.

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>>736750272
What are you gonna do with noodles, faggot?

What about sporks?

>>736750425
Cut them with the edge of my spoon into quarter inch pieces and eat them like large rice grains

>>736750318
What about cereal then?

CHOPSTICK MASTER RACE

>>736750603
What kind of pleb eats cereal??

>>736750512
Get the fuck outta here you faggot piece of shit

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>>736749877
Tactical spork
Everybody's doing it

>>736750729
The kind who's an adult that makes their own decisions and enjoys reeses puffs; because chocolate and peanut butter are breakfast now.

Deadly weapons that need to be banned xD
<britbong here

>>736750875
Bacon and eggs master race

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>>736750272
Don't be a pussy and eat that soup with a fucking fork faggot

>>736750277
Race mixing cuck

>>736750634
Go back to the rice fields filthy chink

>>736750946
Bitch you can eat bacon and eggs with a spoon.

>>736750895
Ban all pointy sticks

>>736751109
Why would you if you have a fork?

>>736749877
As a Filipino who eats rice everyday... SPOON - A lot easier to eat rice with a spoon when those motherfuckers ain't fallin through
Us fili's got no clue when it comes to chopsticks tho... We a little different from the chinks haha

>>736751279
why have a fork when you could be using a spoon?

goddammit i hate them. always trying to pick up food when i use them. worse than goddamm jews, muslims, russians and deplorables. i say fuck all utensils.

>>736751369
My Nigga right here!

>>736751436
Because I'm not a faggot

>>736750063

Right. It seems obvious to me. Spoon is the best.

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>>736749877
none

I prefer ecchi

>>736751500
Sounds like something a bitch ass fork using faggot would say.

>>736751369
What about noodles you gook fuck?

I like both but I'm just saying it's hard to shank a bitch with a spoon.

>One part utensil
>One part weapon

Easy winrar

>>736751594
Go shove a spoon up your moms cunt then faggot

>>736751661
>it's hard to shank a bitch with a spoon.
That's where your wrong kiddo
https://gruntstuff.com/ranger-gets-confirmed-kill-with-mre-spoon/

>>736751597
We ain't gooks - they're the viets Victor Charlies who took a shit on the US army.

U can eat noodles with a spoon, it ain't hard

>>736749877
Hands are the only way, utinsils are for the disabled

>>736751818
People get rekt by forks all the time.

When someone rekt with a spoon, it apparently is rare enough to make an article on the prestigious "Gruntstuff" website.

Case closed

>>736751853
>it ain't hard
Redneck fuck

>>736751947
Have fun trying to pick up soup faggot
Checkmate atheists

>>736751947
Go back to eating Tikka Masala u fuckin smelly Indian cunt.

U eat food with ur hands, as well as wash shit from ur ass with your hands

>>736751947
I'm trying to picture a highly skilled surgeon eating a meal with his bare hands like a savage and at the same table Steven Hawking meticulously carving and eating his food like someone in a 3 Michelin Star restaurant

>>736752042
Redneck from the Philippines -makes sense

>>736752091
The hand can cup you dense retard

>>736752039
The MRE spoon was plastic, thats why it was on gruntstuff ,a lot of people get rekt by metal spoons all the time , why do you think you have to be 18 to buy a spoon in England

>>736752197
Hamburgers, pizza, fries, tacos, burritos, etc.

This is /b/ not reddit!

>>736752201
The use of "ain't" ain't worldwide

>>736752238
Have fun with sticky hands then u gay faggot

>>736752039
I open canned goods with spoons... wouldn't be too difficult to slit a mothafuckas throat with one

>>736752412
Every guy tells me that

>>736752402
K then just ask any English speaking country

>>736752238
I'd love to watch u try to do that with hot tomato soup

>>736752547
Like southern England

>>736752655
Just ask my mom when she's heavy on the rag, we have a hoot cleaning it all up.

>>736752717
South London bruv

>>736752303
>In the blue corner, weighing 200 lbs hailing from Forksville Forkland, it's Forks McForkskin!
>In the red corner, weighing at 200 lbs hailing from Spoontown Spoonland, it's Spooner Spoonjimmie!

Who wins this fight?

>>736752859
Autism

>>736752413
The fuck? Do you live in a delapitated trailer in the middle of the desert or something?

>>736752971
Not a trailer, but a small mud hut, where I live with my six wives, 29 children and my beloved Donkey out in the Saharan desert