Just got sent this by my cousin.. what is my next move?

Bump for interest

Just say "you're fucking hot"

>>736749347
nice b8

>>736749347
shit in your hands and rub it on your chest

>>736749347
She's flirting, just flirt back.

Just say something along the lines of "Yeah i would too if i were in his shoes".

>>736749347
The next move is to stop faking this thread, jack off one last time, and become an hero.

>>736749618
This.

>>736749347
Oh fugggg

>>736749347
Tell her she's an infidel and you're gonna have to Aloha Snackbar the shit out of her.

>>736749347
Ask what else he would be missing

U fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

>>736749618
this or you're retarded

>>736749737
Rolling for this

>>736749737
THIS

>>736749477
dubs demand it

>>736749737
this

>>736749737
Roll

>>736749737
Rollerino

>>736749737
this, faggot. Also, bump for interest

We need updates

>>736749347
>I know I would
>dick pic

Your only move.

>>736750059
This also. OP don't be a faggot I need this

Op here, said what everyone wanted, now we wait

>>736749737
DO IT YOU FAGGOT

>>736749737
Fucking this

>>736750128
pics you lying faggot

>>736750059
Fuck off with this cringe

>>736750128
Proof or gtfo

>>736749347
Updates. Now.

Hurry the fuck up op you weak cunt

I know I would, it's your only move

Calm down guys he's still solving the captcha

SURELY OP WILL DELVER

>>736749347
Post the pic and an update ffs

Bumping to see how this ends

OP this better not be fucking fake

Send her a dick pic (of your own) and tell her to send it to him so that he can see his "competition" or some stupid bullshit like that. You know, implying to the guy that the dick pic is some other guy and not her faggot cousin. If she responds well, flirt from there. If she doesn't, you dun goofed and consequences will never be the same.

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Stop being a Faggot Op. You do it too often.

>>736750768
You fucking idiots. No girl wants some unsolicited putrid dick pics

>>736749347
Pretend a random whore is a family member and role play incest on an amonymous Mongolian throat singing board.

Op are you still here faggot

>>736750128
PICS U FUCKING FAGGOT

>>736749347
>>736750128
Obvious fucking faggot
Abandon thread

This thread is gonna 404 and im gonna be pissed

As always op is a faggot

I always love seeing how many idiots fall for these threads.

> ITT: Samefagging

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>>736749493

>>736750923
show me your tits, cunt

>>736751464
Kys

>>736751464
>36 posters
>samefagging

Okay

Eat a big one op

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You prove that it's possible to reply. And I will let you pick the prostitute I fuck tonight and I will post my number for you

>>736751282
Of course it is.

Fucked up thing is my offer up there is 100% genuine.

>>736751024
Lies

>>736752107
What?

bump for interest

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>>736752378

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>>736752349
I have a thread started that no one is interested in.

I want OP to prove he can reply to the slut in the picture and then I was going to let him choose me my whore for tonight.

£500 to spend. Seen hookers listerally 100s of times so I am happy for someone else to pick makes it more exciting never done it like this before

Classic op

>>736752645
Link me to your thread nigger

>>736749347
Say "shame we share DNA"

>>736752645
Brazilian anitta

>>736752645

Fucking stop

>>736752776
>>736752422

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>>736752844
Already been there

>>736749347
Just ask for nudes.

>>736752885
So you were in the other thread? And didn't fucking choose someone for me? You stupid fucker. That's all it takes

>>736749737
Rolll

>>736749347
mother of god, can u share the pic?

>>736753134

Op is a fag

>>736749347
Hello darkness my old friend,
OP is a faggot once again...

>>736750923
>speaks for everyone

Get over yourself, cunt

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Op here! She hasn't even responded yet sooo here's the picture big

>>736753491
Okay but wheres the convo OP

>>736753491
Nice job you creeped her the fuck out op. What did you tell her?

bumping because I want a fucking response

>>736753491
Screenshot the conversation, do this correctly

>>736753491
what did you say OP

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>>736753491
You must have fucked up if she hasn't responded

send her a dick pick and say "hey since u send me a pic of you in bikini i thought you might want my dick pick"

>>736752955
Haha lol begging for the pussy haha

>>736749347
>he gone miss this
Ugh.... You can start off by telling her to act her skin color.

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>>736753691
>OP posts screenshot of conversation so far
>"She hasn't even responded yet"
>"Screenshot the conversation"

>>736753491

Yeh if nutin else, I want to see what you sent, want to know what you put out there.

>>736753743
For your sake, I hope English is your second language.

>>736754356
yea it is, sent** pic***

>>736754113
This. Screenshot the conversation so far. We're waiting.

i checked picture on google, no matches could be legit

>>736753491
>won't post proof
OP just admit your faggotry so we can all abandon thread

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Op here, kind of fucked up and didn't say what he said, just said what came to mind, might've blown it

>>736754930
Oh shit. I've seen worse responses. Seems natural. You have to ask for another.

>>736754930
Tell her you couldn't see from that angle because you were stroking your cock and your head bends at a right angle just as you cum.

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>>736754930
if she was flirting then thats a fine response but id reccomend
>>736749737

>>736754930
is what it is OP, not bad at all, plus she has taken it pretty damn well

>>736755129
u got an extra chromosome bro

>>736754930
I agree, asking;
>What else will he be missing
Is a great next step,
it's cheeky, can be laughed off or followed through, strong move

>>736754930
Your fine. Just dont be a faggot and compliment her. Try some smooth shit like "what else will he miss" or something like that.

>>736754930
For once, OP wasn't retarded. Could be better but fucking good job

>>736755282
>smooth
>keeping her ex in the conversation
>having this many aspergers

>>736754930
That ass is most likely insane. Get ON IT

>>736754930
OP are you buff or a blob?

if buff send her a body pic and turn her on. if a blob the hit the gym, eat healthy and stop being a fat cunt.

and gimme her number

>>736754930
Oh shit nigger

>>736755437
Kek

>>736754930
So, uh, what else is he gonna miss?

Damn she wants you OP! I'm jealous LOL!

>>736749347
you don't know women. that means she's getting back with him tomorow

>>736754930
you could have done better but you haven't failed yet OP
listen to anon on this one

>>736749347
Aye I remember your thread about your cousin from last night.
she broke up with her bf?

>>736754930
OP why would she send you a picture like that unless she wanted you too fuck her brains out. She's obviously teasing so just escalate and eventually you'll be balls deep in her

>>736754930
She made the first move OP. Stop trying so hard to validate her. Ask what she's wearing right now.

You dun goofed OP. Cuck

>>736755639
Until then, she's looking for a rebound and noticed her cousin at the pool last Sunday.

>>736755995
how is he a cuck?

do you know the definition, kiddo?

Gr8 b8 m8

OP you just basically left the convo open, she probably won't reply since there's nothing to say for her. Take the initiative and ask her for another pic in a way that doesn't sound retarded

say something like "I'd have a better idea if i saw you from the back "

>>736756232
THIS THIS THIS

OP send us more of her

Also how olds this bitch

>>736749737
Rawlins

>>736753491
Holy Mayflower

That's your cousin? I wouldn't mind incest breeding

she prolly thinks your gay, op.

>>736756424
MORE

>>736756424
God damn

>>736756424
Give us her insta or snap OP!

>>736756424
what did you ask her to make her send that

>>736756424
is this another girl? or is this an old pic of her that op has?

>>736756424
>>736756544
>>736756608
Not OP's cousin lmao

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Get in here anons

>>736756432

OP fucked up super fucking hard. abandon thread.

get the fuck out of here and learn how to talk to girls first

>>736756721
no one gives a fuck your paying for sex anon

>>736756706
wat

>>736756721
noone cares.

>>736756721
Fuck off with your hookers you pathetic sack of shit.

>>736756721
kys

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>>736756706
lol

>>736757047
holy fuck more

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>>736756424

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OP trollin, copypasta

random archive

/board/b/2795

>>736757047
>>736757047
what was the convo that led to this??

>>736757047
So did she just send this or did you already have it? Also where is the convo at right now?

>>736757047
Different girl/OP.

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>>736757047
OP show us the convo!

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>>736756838
Far more insteresting than this cancer

>>736757156
Where to use the address?

>>736757156
Mm...

>>736756721
Your thread has been up for an hour, you have 36 replies and most of them are you, and there are 5 total posters in the thread. I think it's time to pack it up, retard, no one gives a shit.

>>736757224
>>736757230
>>736757260
Y'all aren't the smartest, huh

>>736757282
You got a hooker. Whoop-de-fucking-doo!

>>736757282
Fuck off no one cares

>>736757346
>>736757355
It'll be funny when he gets friendzoned by the hooker.

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>>736757282
I'm definitely not watching some sperg blow tons of money on shit I get for free wtf

>>736757282
Fuck off
kys
Anyone can pay for sex, what the fuck makes your nigger ass so fucking special, snowflake?

Not everyone can get sexy pics from their cousin and entertain lonely faggots

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>>736757355
Hahahahaha

You ever seen a grown man naked??

>>736749625
Youre my fucking hero

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>>736757282
holy shit you got a hooker to accept money for sex?????????????????????

>>736757431
The autism is strong in you.

>>736755129
underrated af. I choked on my mtn dew

>>736757551
That response actually makes no sense

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Since OP is trolling I'm going to eat my cheesy wheel from papa Murphys

>>736757731
continue anon.

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>>736757731
Guess this is the thread now since all we have is a fag OP and some beta trying to push his hooker thread. What a fucken sad Friday night I should kms.

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>>736757798
I get it all for free cuz I close there:)

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>>736757907
Underrated and relatable

>>736758182
Seen her on pics on /b/ before. Were there nudes?

>>736758234
MOOAR!

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>>736758420
Kys faggot don't make fun of me cuz I'm socially retarded!

>>736757301
random archive dot com then /board/b/2795

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OP is a desperate lying beta male

>OP not fag
>then OP small fag
>then OP giant fag
>now OP Fagosaurus Rex of all times

Confused am I

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>>736758934
You'd have to be literally an autistic child to have believed op from the start.

C'mon op send the convo !!

>>736749510
this is the answer to everything

>>736757882
>shitty skate company stickers

She's my kind of trash.

>>736759033
You're such a spergy faggot, no one believes OP in these threads. Imagination and fantasy you stupid fuck.
Also, didn't say OP was cool, just not a fag

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>>736759721
This thread is now gif tennis

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>>736759721

Do any of you faggots have the same problem as me? I'm 21 and can't get a fucking boner with a girl, and I certainly ain't gay. I watch a lot of porn, fap daily. Can that have an effect? I love porn but I'm never too horny with another person, just myself. What is this? I can get a boner if I fap a while with the bitch but it goes away if I don't hurry the fuck up.

>>736761742
the fap

>>736759241
hahhaah this

>>736757047
does she change phones often OP? KEK BAIT AS FUCK

>>736761862
Nvm then, I prefer my hand over some bitch